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yame014: Good morning people...All protocols duely observed...am sorry for breaking d rules...here r my riddles for d day:
1. What usually ends everything?
2. A cowboy rode into town on monday, stayed three days,
and rode out again on monday. How did he do that?
3.I stand when am sitting, and jump when am walking....what am i?
4. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if
you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
5.I am a five lettered english word, that is pronounced exactly the same way if you remove four letters from me. what am i?

safarigirl: He should leave bev joor.
Bev has a very fine shape, plus long legs..I believe she's a 6 footer

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I Wish i could...

Unfortunately, this dude stayed up by 2am to watch Chelsea play, game rolled down to 5am - I had only an hr sleep Jxt to wake up by 7am for the hustles of the day. Pls Can I get a sleep now?

I'd Catch up with u great guys tomorrow - CiaO![/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Two fathers? Two Sons?

Lemme do some permutations

All are Interrelated! Yeah...the Grandpop, a father and the Son were Just in tat boat - They left with 3 fishes. [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Someone was paddling the boat, so his fish slipped back into the river? [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]He Cant even defend that cos he copied

Its Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd till Dec 2nd.[/color]

idnoble135: attending to many pages. But how did he get it? How is it 12?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]How many Seconds are there In a year?[/color]

Br3nd4: im fine luv how's you?

This one's easy
I am a Unit and a Record but Im tiny! What Im I?

idnoble135: court case?

jsben: My mtn line doesn't connect to internet anymore. I've been browsing with the line and phone before, it suddenly stopped. Other mtn lines in my area are not experiencing this. The line and phone have been properly configured.

Tuso: is this a dream or sumtin..I missed lunch just for this..nansis

Ajibel: Dis keeper Okani dey too over ambitious in coming out. He may concede another o

ashaju33: u are welikomu. from osogbo to onitsha is around 5/6 hrs(shine ur eye very well in onitsha and dnt put ur call up letter in your lugage oh), from onitsha to abakaliki is around 3hrs but the road is seriously bad, from abakaliki to abaomege is around 40mins but the road is bad, from abaomege to ugep is around 30min and from ugep to obubra is around 2hrs.the cumulative hrs is around 12 hrs unlike going from ibadan to calabar min of 13hrs, and from calabar to obubra 3/4 hrs making cumulative of 16/17hrs. and i will advice you to go park early so as to arrive early. u will get onitsha car around old garage osogbo

Emusan: just about 3-4hrs. Uwc

ashaju33: i served in cross river and am from osogbo. there are two ways of boarding car from osogbo to cross river camp
(1) you go to ibadan to enter motor to calaba either by tctc or cross crountry...this is tctc ibadan chairman's no 08075080118 incase u want to book. then from calaba u enter motor going to obubura
(2) i consider this as shorter but stressful cos this is how i traveled when i was going to camp then. enter onitsha from osogbo, then wen u get to onitsha u enter car going to abakaliki (ebonyi state), then from abakaliki ask for where u can get motor going to 'afikpo' ask the afikpo driver that u will stop at 'abaomege'. then from abaomege u will take bike to ugep (usually 200/250 naiara) and dey use to carry two people on bike. then when u get to ugep u take anoda motor to obubra...i will not deceive you this second option is shorter cos calabar is very far from osogbo minimum of 13hrs and dnt forget u still have another 4 hrs journey more to obubbura from calaba...