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BiafranBushBoy:
Now I am going to be fair on this.

A whole lot of idiots will come up this thread criticizing this show. Yet they forget that it is this criticism that rakes in money for everyone doing something useful about the show other than them.

DSTV
Big Brother
Housemate
MTN and other network providers
Bloggers
Gossip channels

But the dumbheads will be talking bad about the show without trying to leverage it for financial success.

On another note: I visited an educational thread on this forum to know if I will see all those who kept yearning for education posts.

Guess what Fellas?

I found none.

Which makes me want to ask; why are most Nigerian hypocrites and pretenders?

If you don't like the show, STAY OFF THREADS CONCERNING IT.

you took the words right outta my mouth. bless you for this. Nigerians are the quintessential definition of hypocrites

Nnamsco4real:
You're Right.

Very soon we'll see "How To Make My Gf to stop Cheating".

Rules of Life - Show Love And Expect Nothing in Return.

my brother, if you remain faithful to this rule, you will be an undying ember of change.

joseph6071:
As a reply to a tweet that the former aide of Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri posted, a follower tried to insult him, but ended up praising him.

Reno Omokri finally replied him with this...

"Dear @MiftahOmotayo, You meant to insult me, but your grammar limitations has made you write something that is actually praising me. What you are saying is that my actions are sensible. You see why you should go to one of those 165 almajiri schools GEJ graciously built for you?"

See initial conversation

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/03/a-follower-who-tried-to-insult-reno.html

and what if the english was correct. we are so quick to criticize without giving something proper thoughts.

psychologist:
What if he has license for those?

Those kinda guns are not licensed for private use in Nigeria.

MorolayoVictor:
Are you truly stalking him?

Now this is a question.

Answer: this is the first time i am replying his off point comment, before all this stalker ish.

And you oga nor sabi check

MorolayoVictor:
He's very correct.

Another dude with a phone, thumbs, data, and eyes but doesnt know how to use 'em.
Lemme help

A stalker is
a person who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention.


Do you comprehend or make i look up OBSESSIVE too ??

When words are used, they should be used with knowledge of the meaning.

Oga charlatan to the rescue

MrImole:
Answer the damn question boy and stop behaving more stupidly...

Answer the question i asked or the one that you ddnt ask.
Which one ??

MrImole:
E gbami o!
So I should have used a verb or an adjective


See this cretin o...



It is a noun, and I used it appropriately, you're the one that should go back to elementary school, you know nothing little boy.

Oga is talking about sentence structure (smh)

Did you look up the meaning ??


Oga you dull abeg. I tot i was Chatting with a learned person. I don bounce ni.

MrImole:
Now that you finally have my attention stalker, what can I do for you to make your existence less miserable?

Oga doesnt even know where and how to use the word 'stalker'.

Go and cover your face in shame. (Educated illiterate)

Na your english teacher i for blame before

MrImole:
Next time put "graphic photos", some of us have phobia of seeing a pregnant woman.

Please dont blame the op that you do not understand english.
The post says 'maternity photoshoot' what wer you expecting to see ??

A pregnant man ??

AkpaMgbor:
oh but with all honesty Nigeria IS a barbaric shoot on sight country..heck even humans are constantly shot on sight by the police and nothing, nada, zilch is done abiut it..on a fvcking daily basis..

Is this not a deviation from the topic under discussion ??

AkpaMgbor:
in Nigeria everyday is open season that is the difference! you guys always like to compare apples and oranges..

Nigeria has areas that are no hunting zone, u know ?? .

Every country has its own conservation policy.

You people sound like Nigeria is a barbaric shoot on sight country.

Comparing oranges and apples ??
Lolz. Come up with something better na.

maestroferddi:
In some countries, this hunter will be staring out from a prison cell for indiscriminate killing of wild life..

I really feel ashamed when nigerians ignorantly disown and castigate their own.

Even in the countries with the highest wildlife conservation, there is what is called open season.

Ay04z:
Tell d nigga not to try diz. Again.

Lolz

A standing ovation for the man that has solved the unsolvable

MartinCorridon:
What do you think really killed her ? Enlighten us. You guys can explain to laymen how one can't be electrocuted in this manner.

I once saw a photo of someone shot in the jaw by a gun during a robbery being circulated as the "consequences of using a phone whilst plugged to a charger"

A phone's charger output is rated between 5-7 volts, this is not enough to pass killing current through a person.

Moreover, most phones and chargers are rubber insulated.

If it wer remotely possible that the charger can short circuit and deliver over voltage to the phone, then we'd sure have increased cases of blown phones from over voltage.

Do you understand ??

sincere9ja:
..
Why Nigeria Wont Qualify From Group Stage. Say Bye To Super Eagles.

the lost to Croatia was simply a badluck it was not a good win.

Nigeria is the only team that lost in their group stage.

the formation was that for Nigeria to beat Croatia and then draw with Argentina. then beat Iceland that would give them 7 points.

but as it is now its only a miracle. Nigeria would need to win Argentina and Iceland. and Croatia will need to lose to Argentina and Iceland. for Nigeria to qualify which is not possible at all.

yesterday a Ghanaian in my back was almost crying saying Nigeria need to at least win this match to draw Argentina. before the Croatia score the scored goal then it was already too late as people started to go home.

say bye bye to super eagle and their Jersey. everything will come to rest about their fashion.

The truth is that there is still hope.

If nigeria can defeat iceland first

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radiokilla:
Differential equation. The question is inconclusive though. Soft question for engineering folks

That question is certainly not calculus.

It is not even mathematically correct.
Excluding the 2 in d square root sign(which is correct in a way)

kunleweb:
I wonder how you guys don't see it. it's a fake and has no formular, combining algebraic expression and calculus to try to look super cool almost looked super cool. But, it's a fake mathematical question and doesn't have an answer. Nice joke though

I have been waiting for this very brain.

The equation is nonsense.

Last i checked, an atm has 4 digit pin. How the question hopes to arrive at that is what i dont know.

If this story was true, the boy doesnt just want the girl to withdraw any money and then blame her for being dull and not able to solve it.

And to think that a lot of people here wer claiming gurus on this joke got me rotflmfaol. 'Engine boys'

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EsotericMonk:
As in ehn, this is soo on point. I have become very irritated lately as my renewed interest in naija music has been anything but gratifying.
If they aren't singing about fake money, its about fake love or whatever song dedicated to extol the sexuality of a fake arsed bimbo. And for those who manage to sing a half sensible song, they litter it with half nakid girls (hello feminists )
Let's not even get started about the lyrics it besmirks of intellectual laziness.

I can weak for your kind.

No insult intended o.

Buh i hate it when you tag this trend as 'naija'. That is hip hop for you. It is like that all over the world. I used to share this view till i did a proper survey. Not just hear say.

anibirelawal:
What is the name of the movie?

Horrible bosses 2.
Thats the movie title

ewebiodun:
U don't need to go to school to learn pidgin.

Simply because every body around you speaks same.

Go stay up north for 5 years, and u'd start sounding like 'em. Same with the east or west. Society is the problem my friend

ewebiodun:
Baba bros, just look around u and count how many people that can't communicate in proper English but are quite fluent in pidgin.
Even american English is colloquial English which is also pidgin, but see how they adapted it for their use.
Pidgin trust me is more widely spoken and even closer to our local languages.

Like i said, if we could adopt and speak pidgin which is not our language, why not correct english. The society is, and will remain the problem.

SmallSimba:
How many of our fathers went to school and excelled? Colonial education was meant for a few people who could work for white folks. Succesive African governments have adopted the same attitude. It was not meant to create inventors. It was not meant for the masses and the peasants. Education should be for the MAJORITY not the MINORITY.

My mum for example speaks mostly her local dialect, she was once a teacher, she was taught and she taught english.
But i bet u bro, U CANNOT best my mum in basic mathematics, even i cannot. This is a woman who doesnt speak queens english, but she grasped what she was taught. She'd tell us that she ddnt top her class, imagine others better than her.
The worlds smartest kids(edo) wer taught in which language??
This guy that designed fighting robots was taught in which language??
Other nigerian geniuses wer taught with english too.
I'd reiterate my friend. Language is not our problem.
I'd end this discussion now. Thanks

SmallSimba:
At what point did i insult you? Funny that you label the behavior "Typical African." Ironically you choose to call me a charlatan while reminding me not to abuse you. Anyway, sorry for the offence.

What do you want to tell a child in a school in Lagos?

Religious Education - Love your neighbour; Jesus died on the Cross; Can you say that in Pidgin?
Social Studies: The president is the head of government, can you say that in pidgin?

If the pidgin language is underdeveloped, then use local languages of the nigerian people.

Whch language will you use to teach a class made up of;
5 igbos
5 yorubas
5 hausas.
5 foreigners (english speakers).

ewebiodun:
U are quite funny sir. If such policy will be implemented, it won't start wholesomely, but all public schools can start And other schools gradually integrated.
I see nothing wrong with kids that don't speak pidgin picking it up by the way, its pretty easy

English wud'v also been easy if the society decides.
We just talk bout pidgin as if we ddnt learn it. Twas still from foreigners, with a pinch of our local dialect.

ewebiodun:
I beg to differ on the bolded, no language is lower to any language. As a sociologist by training, I will tell u language is culture and culture is language. No culture is lower to any culture. I believe u did not mean @bolded in any vain manner.
However I agree that we need to agree on the style of education that best suits our society and the goal should be how to get every Nigerian child educated. I put it to u sir that there is no quicker way other than simplifying the process and breaking knowledge down with pidgin "

What about children that cannot speak pidgin. Are we still goin to teach them how to speak pidgin, just as english is taught presently.??

burticious:
My point is that.. We can't go forward as a continent if we refused to embrace our own culture and languages and make use of it to move up... If not we will still be doing follow follow to these glorifies countries... Imagine how they brainwashed Ajayi Crowther into translating English Bible just to enslave our minds.. And that one too translate Yoruba orisha ESU as Satan in the English Bible.. Whereas he simply translated Jesus as Jésù, Moses as Mósè, joseph as Jósẹ́fù and so on.. You too can check further.. So why Satan now Èṣù.. Why not simply Satani.. Brethren we need to embrace our culture and we can only move forward with our language.. Imagine how much damage our lawmakers has done to our country with their big English which ordinary man on the streets can't understand.. Now imagine if they are all in our language.... And lastly.. To the ordinary Nigerian.. Pidgin is our official language.. Not English

Pidgin was coined basically from english my friend. It is more like a midget form of english, a fake, a charade, cover up for the unlearned ones, twisting from the original, a sub standard. The list is endless my friend

ewebiodun:
Really nice post. "education is communication, communication is understanding". I would say education is knowledge, knowledge is power. How can u explain to an illiterate that it is possible for man to go to the moon and even live there if not by building his knowledge through formal education. You have enlightened him and he is no longer ignorant, he begins to seecd world different from is myopic mindset.
The reason I believe u r less if a problem to the betterment of Nigeria is cos u r formally educated.
The fastest way to equip every Nigerian for development of the country is by simplifying education.

Our fathers before us grew up with vernacular, studied(english) in school and excelled. Education will be simplified when the society agrees to do so, not when the method of standard communication is lowered.