₦airaland Forum

yemsai:
Actually played a prank on my mum...told her I was pregnant nd she was shocked..den she startd planning how we go come do introduction ontop phone say I don marry b dat...na so I voice out say April fool o..she jst bursted into laughter

so hilarious.....

xdos:
Hahaha.. This happened to me...
Some months back I was home with family... I was forming angry for my wife and refused eating her food. Early in the morning, after much plea, and me I was forming shakara, she drove out with the kids and me bin hungry decided to make indomie... she already made breakfast and lunch for me oh.
Indomie is actually my specialty. Everyone likes the way I prepare it. So that fateful morning, i decided to prepare indomie.. I didnt know what happened but i mistakenly loaded it with pepper and i didnt know.
When it was now time to eat, my wife drove in with the kids like she planned and timed me. I tried to eat the indomie in a way she would think that it is so sweet and she'll beg me to have some but when I bit the first spoon, I almost cried. I tried to be man about it and eat it like a boss.. My 2yr old daughter on seeing me ran to me to have a taste of my supposedly sweet indomie but then I couldnt let her.. somehow she struggled, managed to lay her hand on the sausage, grabbed it and put in her mouth and there she disgraced me.. She started crying and screaming pepper pepper.. I felt so ashamed ehn dat I was forced to drop the food and eat my wife's own.

Nice and lovely

back then when naira was equating with dollar.......... wish we could turn back the hands of time....SMH

Happy birthday ma......

Menh, Chad why? It will be very difficult for super eagle to qualify except super eagle wake up from there slumber.

what a pity that man who suppose to carter for His family is busy Gallivanting with another woman........Am just felling for the kids

AAU.............just kidding

LarrySun:
It's actually 'Pray without ceasing'.

LOL

Originality007:
very sick

Stop saying what u don't know.....

one thing our naija celebrity should learn is that they should stop bring family matters on social media......family misunderstand should be settle within the family and not on social media....

5starmilitant:
F

F for fish

All the best to the applicant........

This is the only condition that we make me cast my vote on the election day...

Two sodiers will body guard me on the election day after the election they can collect there soldiers back.

How can I risk my life on politicians who do not know I exist.

omoharry:
They are trained kill and be violent at the same time ..that is why they are not suppose to be around civilians...its only in Nigeria you see the use of Military men for civil unrest..somthing that the police could actually have handled but trust our Nigeria police of thier ineptitude.

But they should try and understand that we are civilians...take a look @ d incident that happened yesterday in benin between a soldier and a civilian....



According to eyewitnesses, the fight between the army officer, a major, and Mrs Agboghide, was caused by traffic situation in front of the BEDC office due to traffic congestion and indiscriminate parking of vehicles in the area.

It was learnt that the woman, who was driving from the Forestry Road axis, was asked to allow vehicles coming from the off Akpakpava axis pass and after allowing about five vehicles pass she insisted on passing thereby obstructing traffic.

Eyewitnesses also said that trouble started when the major, who had just left the BEDC office, accosted Mrs Agboghide and asked her to reverse her vehicle so as to allow vehicles coming in the opposite direction pass.

It was learnt that the woman declined, leading into fight between the trio of the woman, the major and his wife.

In the melee that followed, it was learnt that teargas cannister was used on the woman, while she retaliated by damaging the army officer’s car.

The army officer was said to have retaliated by inviting two army officers within the vicinity, who joined him to beat up Mrs Agboghide to a pulp and damaged her car including the wind screen and the rear screen that were shattered.

Security was beefed up in the area as members of the civil society group and family members besieged the BEDC office, alleging complicity of BEDC in the beating up of the woman.

It was learnt that Mrs Agboghide was later taken to hospital after she first reported at a police station.

A member of the civil society, Kola Edokpaye, alleged that the army officer called upon by the major were those attached to the BEDC, giving the name of one of them as Daniel.

Sources within the BEDC, however, said that the company was not in any way connected to the fiasco, adding that attempts were being made to unravel the identity of the army officer as he did not write his name in any register before he departed the BEDC.

Sometimes I begin to ask my self if our so called politicians don't have a conscience....one thing I know for sure is that we all came with nothing, we still go back with nothing........Live and let live.

Nigeria Army are too brutal........

YBNL lyrics are too raw........They should try and work on it.......

lofty900:
this guy lives in the jungle o. Don't you know you can shop online and the sites won't request for your pin, just serial number and cvv2, verve or Mastercard

it require the 3, the serial number, the CVV2 and the card pin....it will be very difficult for him to shop online without the card pin.

What a man can do, A woman can do better.........

balancediet:
Lol, with all due respect, EDO is one state where people esp youths are lazy, like fun detest hard work and scout for shortcut.

if you are a learned person u won't type this rubbish....

olajuwon1111:
sure?? all these one wey dun dey grow grey hair will be mother? if i hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who go marry them sef?? M.C. OLUOMO

lol

look how she is decently dressed on a movies set, it would be better if she can continue dressing this way.....#stopindecentdressing

Future mothers disagracing there selves............SMH

charlesucheh:
Needful Abi Starting from identifying those PDP saboteurs and frying them up like CHICKENS......#PDPPlayingpoliticswiththeeconomy.

what else can I do but to laugh at your funny talk.....................

gretblue:
Half baked.What has Apc got to do with the exchange rate of dollar to Naira.Go school you no gree go.

bro u don't know what u are saying.....APC should do the needful.

k

encryptjay:
Ramsey killed it mate.
Look how mature his dress is
BTW, Vans ain't fresh on native.
Stopping following Kcee

how can he use vans on native, for that I give it to ramsey.

Olakunle007:
Truth be said, Nigeria has bright future in compare to South Africa. We might be behind now but I see us filling the gap very soon. The number of problem Nigeria faces here, South Africa can't withstand half of it. I only blame our leaders for holding us behind. I pray Buhari do the needful and save our good name. #IBealiveInNigeria*

u are very correct, Naija would have been a great country if not for the bad leaders we have.........Niaja still remain the giant of Africa irrespective of the crisis we facing,i believe naija we regain there lost Glory.

Nice one......

asuustrike2009:
Which area precisely? Technical road or where?

Ikpoba hill

asuustrike2009:
That should be Benin City right? You experiencing that number hours right

Yea

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