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Literature / Re: Let's Make A Story by JTMoney1(f): 5:26pm On Aug 27, 2009
Later that day,

c'girl was chilling in her parent's garden trying to sort the whole situation out in her mind when her phone rings,
"hello", 'its me akin. i'm at the office and as dicussed earlier you'll help us nail that motherf**ker. this is how it'll work we'll wire your mobile with a tracking device that's gonna help us get any information he gives you and we'll need you to be desperate as usual and lead him to reveal as much as possible. then when we get a little more info on his dealings we'll be able to nail him and have him tried by the International Law Court for crimes relating to drugs and murder " "ok, i'll try my best to help"says c'girl then akin says 'don't be scared we have agents watching you and we'll give you the best of our protection as long as this lasts,ok. remember- i love you.' i "love you too,thanks and takia",says c'girl.

In the office, Akin dispatches a call to his superior, "we have her cooperation",
Romance / Re: Are There Still Virgin Out There by JTMoney1(f): 12:28pm On Aug 27, 2009
bennygee:

yes im 30 and still a virgin
i wont do it till my wedding day.

shocked shocked shocked MUMU!!!

Crude Oil:

I am 45 and i wont do it till i tie the knot.
YOU ARE DOOMED FOR LIFE
Romance / Re: How Come Girls Never Wnat The Guy Who Love Them. Is It True? by JTMoney1(f): 11:44am On Aug 27, 2009
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This is sooo true. i do not really understand the ladies
I think they kinda of like the belif that there is smthing better out there, somewhere.
ALL THE LADIES CHEERS OH,LOVE Y'ALL kiss kiss kiss
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by JTMoney1(f): 10:43am On Aug 27, 2009
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what are you guys talking about?
Romance / Re: My Girl_friend Is A Mamiwater~ Water Spirit! by JTMoney1(f): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2009
SORRY FOR YOUR DELIMMA. shocked
BUT IF ITS TRUE, GENTLY STIR CLEAR FO HER .
LET IT BE GRADUAL OTHERWISE SHE MIGHT FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE UP TO AND BECOME ANGRY.
AGAIN,AVIOD SLEEPING WITH HER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN COS THAT MIGHT LEAD TO YOUR DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: What's The Best Way To Turn A Woman Down Without Crushing Her Self-esteem? by JTMoney1(f): 2:42pm On Jul 21, 2009
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TRY TELLING HER THE TRUTH, IT'LL GO A LONG WAY AND SAVE YOU TOO MUCH TALK.
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Romance / Re: Virginity Is Not A Price But An Act Of Obedience To God by JTMoney1(f): 2:31pm On Jul 21, 2009
SPREAD THE WORD SIS.
THANK YOU FOR GIVING US SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO IN THIS TWISTED WORLD
Phones / Re: What Should I Do With My Phone? by JTMoney1(f): 2:27pm On Jul 21, 2009
Dclique:

Givit to charity then,

i think thats what i'll do.
thanks for the advice.
LOVE YOU
Phones / Re: Lovely Text Messages by JTMoney1(f): 2:11pm On Jul 21, 2009
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Image+icy-age+sex-cexy+suny-ny.
find out this simple puzzle and tell me what it is.
how are you? embarassed embarassed embarassed
Phones / What Should I Do With My Phone? by JTMoney1(f): 1:44pm On Jul 21, 2009
i just got a nokia N81 and it fell into beach water. now it wouldnt come on again. i dont know where to fix it cos i dont really trust naija technicians.
where should i go? what should i do? i really love that phone.
this is an SOS to nairalanders.
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Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by JTMoney1(f): 1:37pm On Jul 21, 2009
you bad- wacnde coal cool
Romance / Re: She's My Best Friend's Elder Sister: Was I Wrong? by JTMoney1(f): 1:33pm On Jul 21, 2009
Nautillus:

NO YOU DIDNT . . .How could you do that? ? ?betray your best friends TRUST. . ? ?

Guy you F-up bad here . . .you broke the boiz creed . .No ex's no blood relations . . .He will NEVER 4give you

of all the chics in the world . . .you best friends sister . . .Haba . . .IF it was thr RIGHT thing to do, you would have been bold enough to tell him.

You are in a big mess . . trust me
guy dont be so harsh on the brother
Romance / Re: She's My Best Friend's Elder Sister: Was I Wrong? by JTMoney1(f): 1:30pm On Jul 21, 2009
its not an offence to fall in love with the gal.but tell your friend before its to late.
Gaming / Re: Free Games by JTMoney1(f): 1:14pm On Jul 21, 2009
you cant download the kind of game you want.if you want that kind of ame you have to purchase them online. wink

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