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ukjerry:

Ewu Gambia

Eziokwu eh, e wee luck na ma-anoghi n'ututu idere nonsense ah.
Gini na-emedi unu n'isi??

kpachapukwa-anya gi oooo, hmmmmmm . Hapukwanyi kanyi nodu kanyi si ano.

mgbe Oge ru, oburu no ihe ikuru bu Eziokwu, Anyi ejiri obu ufu welu ya otu ahu.


Gwa mmadu ya mee ya "Translate" oburu na-eghotaro ihem Kuru.

baby, oya interprete na, make me sef laff

Good morning

barongmj:
If any of ur friend in camp is saying that d commandant of d state camp is saying there would be no stream2, jst keep calm nd make dem understand dt not all states would be having stream2 nd dt particular state is part of those state.
Do not allow som1 put fear in u or give u HBP o.
My friend jst called dt d commandant is saying no camp in AKS, I just made her understand dt AKS is amongst d state not hosting stream2.
So y'all should keep calm, d time table on d official nysc site has not changed so 13th nd 21st still stands.

How una dey

sorry ma'am, do u know the states that will be having stream 2 because I'd like to know too. Thanks

VillageGOAT:
yes ooo... We just can't wait... I sight you bro... You dey scarce like fuel ooo. Na business tinz?

lolz.....I just dey observe frm downstairs ni ooo, i bn dey see d stunts u dey pull on Fraiser......lol

giftiebrown:
Boss i hail yuu . Gd mrnin sir

eyanmayweathher..... wats gud

IghravweIG:
I see u bro. Where u go since na. Good morning.

I bn juzz dey lowkey jare.....13th is here already

Good morning beautiful people, I guess we all bracing up for may 13th

Fraiser
Sunnepa17
VillageGOAT
smartins1
candicejay
barongmj
giftiebrown
IghravwelG
kbs468
Oyehomie
AdunniIwo
ray4000
marvluv
aieboocar
teemakagu
skydweller
Meeddah (fellow Akokite)
etal

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st
fuvk NYSC, we've put God first
negative comments v bn blown with the dust
irrespective of their fuvking source
come may 21st, we will all be on d bus
without even minding transportation cost
calmly seated with our lacasera and bons
with God protecting us frm the men with guns
cos leaving home was already made a must

Missing my stream 1 peeeps

Abb1 Abbeyunique2 wittyemi Fraih Rukkyola spixytinxy hardie14 Qutyjoice prindu amodu dtobs sirguy542 Beckytee LogoDWhiz BlizzydoDo etal and my precious IAMBIBI

5hrs per day on the average.......someone should tell me it's okay

AirstarKane:
Please I haven't been able to reach @DTOBS and am getting scared pls anyone that can contact him. Is he fine? What's happening abeg o?

heard they were robbed but he's fine now

Dtobs was robbed buh he's fine now
Wittyemi, Abbi, IghravwelG, Amodu et al......... I hail ooo

ukjerry:
My dear, I don't think anyone will be able to understand you and give u d answer you need.

you ain't typing English.

lmao

pangea2:
My guy!
A bottle of orijin for you.
Just on point!
What opened my own eyes to everything was when she said her husband stole her money!
Are they not meant to be one?
These people don't understand the meaning of marriage.
It's like saying you stole money from yourself.
The biggest problem of that marriage was a third party was giving Tiwa advice against her marriage and unfortunately the useless husband had no adviser and they boxed him to a corner.
Quite an unfortunate affair.
The youths that are suposed to learn alot from this are busy getting hoodwinked.
Many of them will still find themselves in this situation when they get married.

no problem, u made sense a little, no problem in my wife going to meet Mr. Seun to collect the 1 million Mr. Seun owes me, no problem if she lavishes all the 1 million on bottles of orijin, no problem if she throws it into the streets but there's a problem if I av to accuse Mr. Seun of not paying only for him to lash it to my face that my own wife whom we sleep under d same room every night collected my 1 million 4 months ago without telling me, obviously she's already broken the foundation of what our marriage should be built on which is trust.

I am a man myself, maybe I sud b defending Tunji buh hell....naah! dah nigga was just wrong because Tiwa calmly answered every question in a well detailed and comprehensive manner......wah can u say abt the cheating on the wife when at the same time of him cheating, the wife was writhing in pain of miscarriage, reading msgs and not replying. That was the moment u'd know divorce was imminent. Teebillz messed up big time, i can't imagine my own wife gathering so much bravado on TV telling the world i never spent a kobo on my own son in 2yrs....I'll commit suicide without posting it on Instagram cos that's how real suicides are done.

SleekAboki:
The issue of Tiwa and Tunji is way beyond your subjective worldview and a little more complicated. Did you fire your husband from a joint venture and expect him to bounce back in seconds?

would u love to work with someone u av found out to be stealing from you, someone who can't be honest about some millions, someone who would stop at nothing to tarnish ur image cos of some few millions he intend to borrow, I don't really understand what you mean by joint venture cos last i checked Tiwa is the employer here and Tunji the employee and he was sacked on reasonable ground........I guess what he should have done was pick himself back up, get another life because as much as his wife wouldn't do business with him, she's still willing to help him on other business ground that has nothing to do with her.

Going by Tunji's rant on IG and Tiwa's 45 mins video, you would know that Tunji is just a wussy guy who blames people for his failure, he had no money and had nowhere to run to then everybody around him became the villain, even his own father, that's what brokeness can do to u, it creates this kind of depression that makes u see death as ur saving grace. It does really show he has tried to get some few cash from Tiwa but he couldn't and he believed killing her name, hee career and brand was the best way to get to her but unknown to him, weeks will roll by and weeks will roll in and all ds wouldn't carry much weight again and one Tiwa single can allow her once again be loved by all and sundry cos she's good at what she does.

I pity the nigga tho it's not easy to lose things u once get all day on a platter of gold. The issue of broken marriages, infidelity and irresponsibility among men in this our country is really snowballing at an alarming rate and needs to be checked

Kbs468:
No it is authentic this time around because VP Osinbanjo made the declaration yesterday during the 'The Platform forum'

confirm........ 1000likes

amodu:
I remain loyal ooo

Mind you, the city is not deserted but the absence is as result of regimented lifestyle we are exposed to here coupled with absence of charging place other than maami and a fluctuating network.

Will do the needful at the appropriate time when it present itself.

we can always wait bro, juzz make sure u enjoy camp as much as u can, Maybe we'll finally see in Kano sef.......who knows?

Kbs468:
Abi oo.
Lastborn3401 shey you go call the guy say make him or her dey at alert for another round of gist baa? As [s]the president is now poised to sign the Budget this week[/s] shey

we av bn hearing dat since april faa

lastborn3401:
Hello peeps,a friend just call me from camp that there is no stream ii that we are to join batch B,how through is this, i have been having high temperature since den,can eat

lmao.....someone in camp told me something like dat too, dat d rumour is no signed budget, no camp.....buh abeg! no allow NYSC kill u oo, u beta disregard rumours and eat well......What will be will be just like kbs468 said. I just hope ur temperature is back to normal now........ lolz

Beckytee:
ur call up letter,ur result and Id card and ur green card.

babe! my own ID card, d face no ger beards atall, d face small die.....dah face no b my face again cos na yr 1, hope there won't be any problem

amodu:
A warm greeting to everybody all the way from Kusalla Dam, Karaye LGA, Kano State.

I, my wife, MissOyin and overall parade commander, Osytex are saying our hello

hail u boss

anochuko01:
I haven't heard anything relating to this,this is Nigeria...so anything can happen.
but if so, l'll gladly forget about nysc for my life time...

oh boi! iffa start to dey talk wetin me sef dey hear....ehn! everybody go juzz hate me for no reason.....buh make we dey pray sha......hail ya boss

ABB1:
Baba na God dey carry me escape them, if not frog jump for don turn my hobby.... camp is good... how preparation

lolz....... paddy, we dey prepare oo, hoping may 21 will be sacrosanct

Meeddah:
Kaduna Enugu Plateau Akwaibom

u r really running away from the southwest

Sunnepa17:
Nah yhu b հҽɾ husband padie?

u no see my stamp for her head, abi?

AdunniIwo:
My husband go vex.

yes oooo, tell dem....... ah go vex ooo

Meeddah:
I know right...would get it later

Alright dearie.......which states did u choose during registration

Meeddah:
Oh...okay. So they alreAdy know their state of deployment ?

yes ma'am

Sijo01:
Of course I will see it soon. I penned it down the day I saw the review on TV.

u won't regret it

Meeddah:
Not yet dear

haba! why na....... it's just a day thing

Meeddah:
Biology...you

civil and environmental engineering.....didn't know we have biology in sciences....dahs good, hope uve gotten ur cert?

Meeddah:
Really? Is our call up letter ready in school?

for dose dat didn't pay d 3k

Meeddah:
Well m Tinuke...Finished from unilag. Going with stream 2

My fellow Akokite......good afternoon, what department?

Sijo01:
Is the bold a series?

nope...... and if u avnt seen the movie.......u really need to

Lyndalyn55:
please fraiser stay on ur own oooo... I don't need ur sweet sugar coated mouth near my neighbourhood. Thank u as u comply.

lolz.....and fraiser eez not like that oo