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BornMarch15:
@Jubreel
Free dat negro. Pray to God neva to bring negative minded people ur way.
The fact dat one failed @ something doesn't mean others will.
Nysc here we come, going to enjoy ourselves

baba..... all is well jare, dem say dem put lol for d back

dossylvanus:
Lol.... You did not see the lol attached abi? I am still serving... And I have saved about 87k of my allowance... So all this your preaching no enter o.

oya, boro me 7k.....make i take buy my kits

chimajii:
Young man, dont u think u're doing too much? Even the 'u go hear am ' has 'lol' to it. It's not that serious! Sorry to say, but people like u are the 1s that will end up coming with just their final 19800.

oya sorry.....

VillageGOAT:



[b]
HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket - NAIJA PROVERBS

2) Cow wey dey in a hurry to go america go come back as corn beef - NAIJA PROVERBS
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[b] SHORT JOKES
1) A woman reporting to the police
WOMAN- sir, my husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he is not back up till now
INSPECTOR JOHNNY- Why not cook something else abi, or is it only potatoes you like to eat?

2) Johnny knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called johnny, his clothes were all tattered and he looked needy. Can i help you? The madam asked, ''i want onome'' Johnny replied, ''Young man, onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else?''. No, i must see onome, johnny replied.

Just then, onome appeared and announced to johnny that she charges 50,000 naira per visit, johnny never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her 50,000 naira, and the two went up to a room for an hour and johnny calmly left.

The next night, he appeared again demanding onome, onome explained that no one had ever come back two night and that there was no discount. it was still 50,000 naira... Again johnny took out the money and gave her and the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When johnny showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it, again he handed onome the money and up to the room they went. After one hour, onome questioned johnny, she said ''no one has ever used my services 3 nights in a row... Where are you from?
Johnny replied ''i am from warri'', ''Really''? Replied onome. ''i have a brother who lives there and does business''
''yes, i know'' onome said, Johnny replied '' he gave me 150,000 naira to give to you''

ONOME FAINTED

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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

lmao!!!!!!!!!

dossylvanus:
You go hear am... Lol

baba, no b everybody hear am oo, I know people that had a breakthrough via NYSC, cos urs and ur friends' was a waste of time doesn't mean everyone's wud b a waste of time.......... I have a friend who graduated with a 3rd class and was always talking abt dying and ryt now, he'll tell me........Jubreel, thank God for NYSC. Just like I have a cousin who got a job in Ogun state, thanks to NYSC, some pple didn't just go to sleep all year and have sex with village girls, some went with the mindset that wherever they find demselves, they have to work hard and build up their lives......So because u went and came back wit ur final 19,800 allawee doesn't mean all Corp members did d same.........Grace can find u and pick u even during NYSC.

eaglevision:
heloooooooooo my swt marketer,how hav u been dear? missed u soooooooo much

oya.......oko asewo, na everybody u dey miss.......lolz

prindu:
And we had d opportunity to host d DG NYSC, Brig Gen Zakari Kazaure today @camp. He enjoyed his presence & he left very happy. Thank u sir for coming to bayelsa!

Cc : fraih, amodu, eaglevision et al

lolz....... see as u talk d thing like say the man come share money.

Good morning

SC31:
lol, was posted to oyo...you nko

I was posted to my father's house ooo, I should redeploy on the 21st of may sha........hp u avin a good time in camp

Slimfitdiva:
Yeah hon. Myself sure did too

I can see the glory of the 13th of may all over you.....Guess u cnt wait no more

Slimfitdiva:
Dnt worry, we will 2nite. Gud morn nd hope u had a blissful night.

lolz......sure, i did.....I hope u did too

Yekaamor:
Gudmornin fellas.....how was ya nite?

Morning beautiful, guess u woke up on the rightest side of the bed

teemakagu:
morning 2 u 2 jubrealguy

guess u had a good night

lollydope:
yes i did .....i can't wait till friday again o

Friday's here already......good morning

Slimfitdiva:
Sleep tite dude. We shall meet in dreamland....sweetest of all dreams 2 ya

sorry oo, where is dreamland......Let's meet there too na.....lolz

Good morning

Fraiser:
my realest G hw far u, trust me I always gat ur back bro..

sure bro.......trust ya, how ur night

Oyehomie:
Hey...i dey watch yu for 10D o

lolz.....baba, why 10D na, u wan cum dey fear me

Fraiser:
Candicejay, barongmj, suogal I saw d mentions u re too much babe, oyehomie my wonderful inlaw I believe u re hearing from my sister, VillageGoat I saw all d gud work thumbs up bro, sunnepa17, giftiebrown, ray4000, groove et al you guys are great really appreciate d mentions, my realest nd surest G jubrealguy kul to see u here my padi of life, wit ur presence in dis village I can now feel @ home.

wetin man go do padi mi...........when u done feeling at home, u can help me feel at home too......lolz

lollydope:
yes i didn't oooo...i got this stupid message, that i will be notified when to print my call up letter....so devastated.... but I'm ok now.

a very silly message buh we thank God stream 2 camp is here already, hope u had a nice weekend?

SC31:
Been a while in hear,really missed you guys
Rukkyola, crobboy, fraih, fraiser, amodu, logodwhiz, kbs, jubrealguy, eaglevision, iambibi, quityjoice, katrine7....
Chai see as i don forget some people monicker.

chai!!!! na u b ds.......where u go all ds while, where were u posted or u've booked a seat on the stream 2 train already

Meeddah:
you're dulling yourself na

ehn ehn.......oya good morning

lolz, u never get ur own boo? Evabae tell me say u dey disturb am

Sunnepa17:
Lol....ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ hate woman?

VillageGOAT:
na xo na... Mehn na benue akwaibom kaduna and osun state
i just dey pray for akwa ibom ooo
you nko?

Kano, akwa ibom, kwara and Osun.......e b like say we go see for camp....lolz

Lvlink:
my man doesn't cheat on me. His Jingolo is detachable, so I usually takes it from him anytime he's going out.

I raise my left yansh for u ooo

lollydope:
Oyeh,..how are you now? it has been a while.

So ds babe didn't go with stream 1.......Happy Sunday

Oyehomie:
Lol....i avent heard frm her since morning ooo...but i kno she will win joor

she would be second........dahs wat m guessing

Sunnepa17:
Oya bring ur ear make ℓ̊ tell ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ **movin closer 2 me** just 2 av coffee wif dem @mami market, avin a cup of coffee wit all d pretty damsel in ɖɨs village is worth a thousand dinners* guess ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ knw wot will happen next.

Cc. 2 all d pretty damsel in ɖɨs village

baba, u go like woman oooo

faustychris23:
thanks. Black is always beautiful

It really is.......good morning

Oyehomie:
DEDICATED TO MA QUTYJOICE BABE....MISS NYSC EDO 2016 LOL


Waaat...meeddah..na u cash am?...gosh i don miss o...i no c anybody punchlines nah....hw una tey woo una wives nah...o boi...
Fraiser inlaw..hw far eaglevision padi...hw cm....jubrealguy una dey there too?....abi e no need make guys dey woo ladies again for ds violage ni? Pressy Logodwhiz smtn i no understand don dey happen o...kbs468...na ur eyes all ds tns dey happn tu?
Chiefpriest.....ahhhhhhhhhh...
Ko daa o....
Cc
All d ladies in d village

Baba......assin, ah juzz dey see so so so marriages upandan, buh ah no see any punchlines, ah remember dat year na.....wetin u do before u see Qutyjoice, d kind wahala fraiser giv u....u sef know wetin i do na to see iambibi, with ring and punchlines....Before sirguy542 sef see cynnny nkor buh as per say time don go na.......e b like say everybody juz wan run catch d fun shaperly.........Happy Sunday to y'all

Barongmj............I see ya

barongmj:
Am fine handsome

I guess u had a very good day

barongmj:
Hello house

Wassup pretty

VillageGOAT:
hehehehe, the stunts too badt... Hope say you dey hear from your wifey iambibi... She too scarce like dollars...

u suppose don notice say na juzz my body dey here, my mind dey with her......which states u choose na

Lvlink:
@Bolden, you're joking right? Pls I'm not getting it, can you explain further pls?

Most times if not all times, stream 2 tends to serve one month short of stream 1 i. e stream 1 serves for 12 months complete and stream 2 serves for 11 months and in d end, both streams have their POP d same day and end up receiving 12 months salary so what he's trying to say is even if stream 2 camp will open by July which is even impossible, then stream 2 will serve for 9 months and still collect 12 months salary as stream 1.

ya dig?

Lvlink:
trust me, what she said their wasn't funny atall.

It was a smack-down.

lolz......almost lost a tooth trying to read it....