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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'No Place For Violence', Says Biden On Shooting At Trump's Rally by jubrilELsudan: 6:38am On Jul 14
LIKE SEY NO BE HIM AUTHORIZE THE ASSASSINATION

Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by jubrilELsudan: 11:18pm On Jul 13
correctguy101:


Not painful?

Dey play .

Lord knows I'll kill anyone who hurts my prick..shocked angry

IT'S NOT PAINFUL....THE SYRINGE USED TO ADMINISTER IT IS THE SAME ONE USED BY DIABETICS TO ADMINISTER INSULIN

I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE CAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON THIS TREATMENT FOR OVER 10 YEARS AND AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT CAUSE MOST MEN WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT SOONER OR LATER...YOUNG OR OLD...ONE DAY YOUR PRICK WILL FAIL TO STAND

Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by jubrilELsudan: 10:52pm On Jul 13
GOOGLE MENS CLINIC INTERNATIONAL LAGOS......THEY USED TO BE BASED IN V.I

IT'S A SOUTH AFRICAN CLINIC.....THERE THEY WILL PRESCRIBE AN INJECTABLE FOR YOU AFTER TEST TO DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF UNITS YOU WILL REQUIRE AS A DOSE

HOW IT WORKS IS YOU INJECT IT INTO YOUR PRICK AT A 45 DEGREES ANGLE WITH A DEVICE WHICH YOU PUT THE INJECTION INSIDE..... IT'S COMPLETELY PAINLESS

TRUST ME AFTER YOU ADMINISTER THE INJECTION IT WILL MAKE YOUR PRICK TO BE VERY BIG AND HARDEST YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND YOU WILL HAVE A VERY LASTING ERECTION OF AT LEAST 45 - 60 MINUTES BEFORE CUMING OR YOU MAY NOT EVEN CUM AT ALL....NA YOU GO TIRE TO FVCK....EVEN YOUR WOMAN GO TELL YOU THANK YOU SIR AFTER THE FVCK


THERE IS ANOTHER MENS CLINIC AT IKEJA... CAN'T RECALL THEIR NAME....JUST GOOGLE THEM

INSIST ON THEM GIVING YOU THE INJECTABLES AND NOT VIAGRA CAUSE THAT INJECTION WETHER YOU ARE IN THE MOOD OR NOT ONCE YOU INJECT IT NA YOU GO DEY WONDER WETHER NA YOU GET THE BIG HARD STALLION PRICK WEY YOU DEY LOOK SO OOOO

AND THE INJECTABLES HAVE NO SIDE EFFECTS LIKE HEADACHE....DRY NOSE....FAST HEARTBEART LIKE VIAGRA.... CIALIS....XTENDER

IN THE MEAN TIME GO TO PHARMACY AND BUY XTENDER AND TAKE A TABLET EACH DAY THEN 1 HOUR BEFORE YOU FVCK YOU CAN TAKE VIAGRA OR CIALIS OR VEGA 100

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Travel / Re: Fun Seekers, Can You Lodge In This Hotel? (Photo) by jubrilELsudan: 5:22pm On Jul 13
WHY NOT SO LONG AS FVCK DEY THERE

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Food / Re: Do You Still Remember This Combo (pic) by jubrilELsudan: 3:14pm On Jul 13
I USE THIS COMBO FVCK GIRLS ANYHOW BACK IN THE DAY

I EVEN USE THIS COMBO FVCK MY LANDLORD WIFE THAT YEAR

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Health / Re: Brothel Addiction: I Have Caught Another Infection by jubrilELsudan: 3:12pm On Jul 13
AS E BE SO NA COFFIN YOU GO GO BUY SO OOOOO CAUSE NA AIDS YOU DON CARRY SO OOOOO

Politics / Re: Peter Obi Reacts To Jos, Plateau State's School Collapse by jubrilELsudan: 10:53pm On Jul 12
COMMANDER IN REACTS OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIYA

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Reshuffle His Cabinet In Few Weeks – Daniel Bwala by jubrilELsudan: 10:39pm On Jul 12
IF HE LIKE MAKE HIM RESHUFFLE HIM WIFE AND GIRLFRIENDS KUKUNASE JOIN.....WE ARE NOT INTERESTED

FINISH AND KLAAR

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Politics / Re: LG Autonomy: Supreme Court Has Relieved Us Of A Burden – Governors Forum by jubrilELsudan: 6:12pm On Jul 12
THE THING REALLY PAIN DEM OOOO

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Crime / Re: FG Alerts Nigerians Using Android Phones Of Malware Stealing Banking Data by jubrilELsudan: 5:53pm On Jul 12
NA NIGERIANS WEY NEVER FIT SEE FOOD CHOP NA DEM GO GO PUT MONEY INSIDE BANK WEY ANATSA GO TIFF

MALWARE ANATSA BANKING TROJAN WEY GO ENTER INSIDE THE ACCOUNTS OF NIGERIANS CUM SEE SEY MONEY NO DEY TO TIFF E GO CUM CARRY BIBLE BEGIN DEY PREACH

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Renames National Theatre As Wole Soyinka Centre For Arts by jubrilELsudan: 4:19pm On Jul 12
ON JUDGEMENT DAY THIS WILL BE USED TO JUDGE HIM

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Fashion / Re: Lady Struggles To Take Off Makeup Mask (Photos, Video) by jubrilELsudan: 9:40am On Jul 12
ABEG WHO GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Vice President Trump, President Putin Of Ukraine - Biden Goofs At NATO Summit by jubrilELsudan: 9:19am On Jul 12
THIS QUARTER TO QUENCH OLD MAN IS SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA AND PARKINSON'S DISEASE

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Romance / Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by jubrilELsudan: 9:40pm On Jul 11
adebowales:
na only 2 but na mistake

YOU ARE REALLY VERY USELESS

YOU ARE THE TRUE DEFINITION OF #MenAreTrash

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Romance / Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by jubrilELsudan: 9:16pm On Jul 11
YOU ARE REALLY VERY STUPID

HOW IS SHE ABOUT TO CRASH YOUR RELATIONSHIP?

YOU GAVE HER THE AUDACITY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU DESPITE SHE KNOWING YOU HAVE A WIFE TO BE

YOU GAVE HER THE AUDACITY TO EVEN OPEN HER MOUTH TO PROFESS HER LOVE FOR YOU ....SHE NO EVEN FEAR

YOU TOLD HER YOU NOT INTERESTED AND SHE HAS MOVED ON AND LOOKING AT OTHER GUYS NOW IT IS PEPPERING YOU THAT OTHER GUYS WILL BE FVCKING HER

WHAT MANNER OF SALES GIRL THAT WILL COME WORK IN HER OGA'S SHOP AND HER PRIMARY MOTIVE WILL BE TO MARRY HER OGA BY FIRE BY THUNDER

YOUR FLAT BRAIN CANNOT TELL YOU THE KIND OF USELESS GIRL SHE MAY BE THAT WILL EVEN BE FVCKING YOUR CUSTOMERS FOR BUSINESS PATRONAGE

YOUR FLAT BRAIN DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT MAYBE SHE WAS SENT BY YOUR VILLAGE PEOPLE TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE AND BUSINESS

CONTINUE ON THIS PATH AND YOU WILL END UP DESTROYING YOURSELF

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Family / Re: Babalawo Wives Association Takes To The Street To Flaunt Their Beautiful Looks by jubrilELsudan: 9:11pm On Jul 11
ABEG ANYBODY GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Politics / Re: Reps Committee, Minister Of Women Affairs, Uju Kennedy In Heated Argument by jubrilELsudan: 4:37pm On Jul 10
E GO BE BECAUSE OF MAN

Crime / Re: Man In Ibadan Court For Stealing A Pot Of Soup by jubrilELsudan: 3:31pm On Jul 10
AS E BE SO HE DON ENTER HOT SOUP SO OOOOO

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Religion / Re: Structural Failure: Lagos State To Demolish Gbadada Catholic Church by jubrilELsudan: 8:06am On Jul 10
naturefellow:
it's embarrassing you think like this in 2024

THUNDER FIRE YOU WITH YOUR it's embarrassing you think like this in 2024

Politics / Re: Reps Threaten Arrest Of Dangote Cement Management Over Price Hike by jubrilELsudan: 12:06am On Jul 10
IF DEM REALLY DEY SERIOUS DEM GO GO BURN AM DOWN

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Politics / Re: NNPC Eyes Fresh $2 Billion Oil-For-Cash Loan Deal In Two Months by jubrilELsudan: 11:59pm On Jul 09
HEAVY ABIDO SHEYKA GAZELLE GARAGAGARA THUNDER FIRE DIA EYES

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Religion / Re: Structural Failure: Lagos State To Demolish Gbadada Catholic Church by jubrilELsudan: 11:55pm On Jul 09
AS E BE SO NA HEAVY FVCK WEY DEM DEY FVCK INSIDE THE CHURCH GO DON CRACK AM SO OOOOO

TV/Movies / Re: Joy Girl: Do You Remember This Advert From The 80's? (video) by jubrilELsudan: 8:27pm On Jul 09
EEEEEEEEEEEE JOY GIRL

NA SHE BE OUR BEYONCE THOSE DAYS

Politics / Re: Minimum wage: Labour issues 7-day ultimatum to Abia Govt, to commence strike by jubrilELsudan: 6:20pm On Jul 09
BUNCH OF LOSERS

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Pets / Re: Missing Hyena Captured, Returned To Plateau Wildlife Park by jubrilELsudan: 5:20pm On Jul 09
AS E BE SO E BE LIKE SEY HUNGRY AND THUBV RENEWED SHEGE NO REACH PLATEAU OOOOO CAUSE WITH THE HUNGER WEY DEY WIRE ALL MAN NOW NA INSIDE POT OF SOUP DEM SUPPOSE DON FIND THAT HYENA SO OOOOO

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Romance / Re: Man Explains Why He Stopped Ladies Sleeping Over At His Place (Pictures) by jubrilELsudan: 5:19pm On Jul 09
dkidd:

Lol goat funny enough U just made my day with this rubbish 😂

ODE

Crime / Re: U.S. Govt Transfers Woodberry, Hushpuppi, Bidemi Rufai To Same Prison Facility by jubrilELsudan: 3:55pm On Jul 09
LOL THIS NA SETUP IN THE HIGHEST DEGREE ORDER

LOL WE ALWAYS SEE THIS IN MOVIES AND PRISON DOCUMENTARIES

THEIR PLAN IS TO GET THEM TOGETHER SO THEY CAN PLANT A MOLE INBETWEEN THEM WHICH WOULD BE ONE OF THE PRISON GANG BOSSES WHO WOULD OFFER THEM PROTECTION THEN THEM HUSHPUPPI WILL FEEL INDEBTED TO HIM THEN BRING HIM INTO THEIR INNER WORKINGS THAT THEY ARE STILL RUNNING FROM PRISON THEN THAT GANG BOSS WILL GIVE THE INFO TO THE FEDS WHO WILL MONITOR THEIR DOINGS THEN WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT THEY WILL BURST THEM UP THEN GIVE THEM HUSHPUPPI AN ADDITIONAL HEFTY SENTENCE

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Romance / Re: Man Explains Why He Stopped Ladies Sleeping Over At His Place (Pictures) by jubrilELsudan: 3:53pm On Jul 09
dkidd:

You be dunce to conclude this. I accommodated a woman and I did it because of the crying baby as she said she had no where to go that night. I was coming out of a bar high as a kite but I still had my senses intact. I helped her and took her and her baby home gave them food and shelter only for me to be awakened in the dead of the night to find her standing still over me watching intensely like she was deciding on what to do. I slept on the rug and left the bed for them to be comfortable. I observed her for about 30 seconds before letting her know I was awake. In ur stupid head she came out with her baby to be fvcked by strangers? Why can't some of u reason like humans but goats?

CALLING YOU AN ODE IS LIKE PRAISING YOUR FAMILY LINEAGE

YOU ARE A COMPLETE FOOL WITH NOTHING TO ADD

SPECIAL ABIDO SHEYKA GAZELLE GARAGAGARA THUNDER FIRE YOU

Romance / Re: Man Explains Why He Stopped Ladies Sleeping Over At His Place (Pictures) by jubrilELsudan: 11:23pm On Jul 08
THIS BOY IS DEFINITELY THE MOST FOOLISH HUMAN ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET

TO EVEN COMPOUND HIS FOOLISHNESS IS THE FACT THAT HIS BRAIN IS SO FLAT

THE LADY HAS NO WITCHCRAFT OR MAMIWOTA SPIRIT OR OGBANJE OR WHATSOEVER HIS FLAT BRAIN HAS CONCLUDED

THE REASON THE LADY WAS STARING AT HIM IS BECAUSE SHE IS WONDERING WHAT MANNER OF WEAK MAN HE IS THAT HE CANNOT EVEN MAKE ANY MOVE TO WANT TO FVCK HER

AND THE STARES IS THAT OF GRAVE DISAPPOINTMENT LIKE WHAT KIND OF USELESS BOY DID SHE WASTE HER TIME TO COME SPEND THE NIGHT WITH LIKE IT'S VERY OBVIOUS EITHER HIS PRICK IS NOT WORKING OR HE IS GAY

FOR HER TO COME OVER TO HIS PLACE TO SPEND THE NIGHT AND SHE DIDN'T DEMAND FOR MONEY LIKE IT'S A HOOKUP PROVES THAT INDEED SHE REALLY LIKED THE GUY

IF YOU EVEN INVESTIGATE WELL YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT THE STUPID BOY HAD BEEN MAKING MOUTH TO THE GIRL THAT HE WILL FVCK HER BRAINS OUT THAT HE WILL EVEN FVCK HER INTO A WHEELCHAIR THAT THEY WON'T EVEN SLEEP THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE NIGHT DUE TO HEAVY FVCKING

THE REASON SHE INSISTED COOKING HIM BREAKFAST IS BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT MAYBE IF SHE COOKED FOR HIM IT MAY MAKE HIM LIKE HER

ANYBODY THAT SIDES WITH THIS IMPOTENT BOY IS REALLY MOST STUPID

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Politics / Re: Rep Marries Off 105 Girls Orphaned By Banditry by jubrilELsudan: 3:56pm On Jul 08
CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE

OBVIOUSLY NA DIA PLAN BE THIS TO KILL ALL DIA FAMILY MEMBERS AND MAKE DEM ORPHAN SO DEM GO FIT MARRY DEM FOR FREE

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