GOD FORBID

HIM SACRIFICES DON DEY WORK

JobAndVacancies:
you're a big fool

SPECIAL KIRI HAEHAE THUNDER FIRE YOU WITH YOUR you're a big fool

HER KUKUNASE WILL BE VERY BIG AND DEEP

WE HAVE TO LOVE YOU FOR YOUR SPIRITUAL ITEMS TO WORK AS PER SEY YOU BE JESUS ABI GOD

IF NIGERIA WAS NOT A BANANA REPUBLIC THIS STUPID WOMAN WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ON THE SPOT

ORDINARY BENIN REPUBLIC IF SHE WOULD HAVE DONE THAT THERE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ON THE SPOT

AS E BE SO DIS NA ASHY JOINT SO OOOOO

WOW THIS COMPTROLLER GENERAL DEY HOT OOOOO

WOW ABEG ANYBODY FIT HELP ME WITH HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

I NO MIND SEF SHE FIT FRAME ME AS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT THEN DEPORT ME

AS E BE SO NA TO BURN AM DOWN SO OOOOO

ABEG ANYBODY GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER HELICOPTER STYLE

AS E BE SO NA TO GO FIND ANTELOPE CALL AM THUBV SO OOOOO

THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE WAVED IS KUKUNASE

LOL THE WEREY WILL GO TO JAIL

HIM DON FORGET SEY NO BE 9JA HIM DEY

TWINS WEY I DON FVCK

WHEN BED BUGS CUM MY HOUSE AS E BE SO NA BURN I BURN DOWN MY HOUSE SO OOOO

ABEG ANYBODY FIT HELP ME WITH HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

RIP

TO BE ABSENT FROM THE BODY IS TO BE PRESENT WITH THE LORD

YOU CAN BUY IT INSIDE MY NYASH

SPECIAL KIRI HAEHAE THUNDER FIRE YOU

THE MBADIWE FAMILY REALLY DID WELL IN RAISING THEM WITH UPRIGHT VALUES UNLIKE OTHER RICH KIDS WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING MEANINGFUL WITH THEIR LIVES BESIDES DRUGS

THESE GUYS WERE BORN WITH A PLATNUM SPOON

THE GRANDSONS OF OZUMBA MBADIWE

THE POPULAR OZUMBA MBADIWE ROAD WAS NAMED AFTER THEIR GRANDFATHER THE POLITICIAN STATESMAN AND GOVERNMENT MINISTER

I REMEMBER WATCHING THEM MANY YEARS AGO ON THE SHOW RICH KIDS OF LAGOS

I REMEMBER HOW THEY SAID THEIR HOME IN CENTRAL LONDON THAT THEY BOTH STAY IN WAS BOUGHT BY THEIR FATHER FOR £100 MILLION POUNDS CASH

THEY ARE SO HUMBLE CAUSE THEIR FAMILY MONEY CAN NEVER FINISH CAUSE THE NIGERIA MONEY WEY THEM OZUMBA AWOLOWO OKOTIE EBOH AND CO TIFF IN THOSE DAYS WEY ALL MAN DEY MUMU EVEN TILL WHEN JESUS COMES THE MONEY CAN NEVER FINISH

AS E BE SO NA TO BURN DOWN THE GENERATOR HOUSE SO OOOOO

AS E BE SO E BE LIKE SEY DIS NGALALE BOY DRINK BEFORE HIM CUM TV SO OOOOO

AS E BE SO E BE LIKE SEY NA PORTABLE HOUSE BOYZ GO GO BURN DOWN FIRST WHEN PROTEST START SO OOOO

SHAVING MY LANDLORD'S WIFE KUKUNASE IN EXCHANGE FOR HALF PAYMENT OF YEAR RENT

MAKE DANGOTE JUST DISMANTLE HIS REFINERY

OR BETTER STILL MAKE HE JUST BURN AM DOWN THEN CHASOUT WITH INSURANCE CLAIM MONEY

ABEG ANYBODY GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

AS E BE SO MAKE THUBV NO GO OOOO CAUSE CHINA GO HOLDAM FOR THERE SO OOOO

SHE SUPPOSE BURN DOWN HER TRUCK MAKE DEM KNOW SEY SHE MEAN BUSINESS

TYPICAL BEHAVIOR OF AN ASHAWO

VERY GOOD

ALL THOSE STUPID PROUD NIGERIANS THAT ALWAYS BOAST OF HAVING MANY HOUSEMAIDS LET ME SEE HOW THEY WILL AFFORD TO PAY THEM NOW