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Science/Technology / Re: What Is The Name Of This Fly (photo) by jubrilELsudan: 9:39pm On May 15
AS E BE SO DIS NA VEILFLY OOOOO

NO LET AM BITE YOU OOO CAUSE IF E BITE YOU NA GO BE DAT SO OOOOO

Food / Re: My Mom's Local Food Canteen In The North by jubrilELsudan: 8:24pm On May 15
AS E BE SO NA TO DEY ENTER TRAIN FROM LAGOS CUM YA MAMA CANTEEN CUM CHOP EVERY DAY SO OOOOO

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Fails To Meet Bail Conditions, Remains In Police Custody by jubrilELsudan: 1:56pm On May 15
Dbakre1:
I don't really think he's one of those living fake loves, he has the balance of 14 million to pay but there's an issue concerning some problems of the car that he's been trying to sort with the dealer. Perhaps they couldn't reach compromise and the latter took a faster step.
However I blame him for fleeing cowardly through a fence to evade arrest, I also condemn the unprofessional forceful arrest. I strongly believe he would have honoured a police invitation.

YOU ARE REALLY VERY STUPID

WHEN HE BOUGHT THE CAR DID IT HAVE PROBLEM?

WHEN HE DROVE IT FOR 1 WEEK DID IT HAVE PROBLEM?

WHEN HE DROVE IT FOR ONE MONTH DID IT HAVE PROBLEM?

IT'S LIKE ME BUYING A DRESS FROM YOU AND WHEN I BOUGHT THE DRESS EVERYTHING WAS FINE THEN I GO ON AND ROCK THE DRESS FOR A WHILE THEN I LATER SAY AFTER ROCKING THE DRESS ANYHOW THAT I WON'T PAY YOU THE BALANCE BECAUSE THE DRESS IS TEARING

HOPE YOU CAN SEE HOW STUPID ALL OF YOU BLOCK HEADS ARE?

Celebrities / Re: Portable Fails To Meet Bail Conditions, Remains In Police Custody by jubrilELsudan: 1:50pm On May 15
I NO FIT LAFF

Crime / Re: Lawyer Faults Portable’s Arrest, Says Police Not Debt Recovery Agency by jubrilELsudan: 1:48pm On May 15
SOME OF YOU NIGERIANS ARE REALLY VERY STUPID PEOPLE AND MOST DAFT SAYING THIS IS A CIVIL CASE

I DARE YOU ALL WITH YOUR FLAT BRAIN TO GO BUY A CAR THEN MAKE PART PAYMENT THEN SIGN AGREEMENT TO COMPLETE THE PAYMENT IN INSTALLMENTS THEN FAIL TO PAY THE INSTALLMENTS THEN WHEN THE SELLERS CALL YOU ABOUT YOUR NONE PAYMENTS THEN YOU GO AHEAD AND INSULT AND THREATHEN THEM AND TELL THEM YOU WON'T PAY THEN WHEN YOU ARE ARRESTED YOU SAY IT'S A CIVIL MATTER

GO ABROAD AND DO THIS AND SEE THAT YOU WON'T GET MINIMUM 25YEARS JAIL

HERE ABROAD THAT YOU FAIL TO MAKE PAYMENT FOR A MONTH THEY ALREADY FLY TO REPOSES YOUR CAR THEN TALK MORE OF NOT PRODUCING THE CAR....YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED FOR CAR THEFT

Celebrities / Re: Policemen Dragged Portable To Police Station Over G-Wagon Debt (Video) by jubrilELsudan: 8:26am On May 15
LOL SEE AS DEM CARRY PORTABLE LIKE ANTELOPE WEY DEM DEY GO SLAUGHTER

E DON BE FOR DIS STUPID BOY PORTABLE

IF HE EVER CUMS OUT OF THIS HE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN ALWAYS RUNNING HIS DIRTY MOUTH LIKE HE IS A GOD

BY THE TIME POLICE AND EVEN THE CRIMINALS WEY DEY FOR CELL FINISH WITH AM NA TO CARRY BIBLE BEGIN PREACH HIM GO DEY DO

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Portable Jumped Over The Gate To Escape Police Arrest (Video) by jubrilELsudan: 8:15am On May 15
AS E BE SO NA MINIMUM 15 YEARS THIS STUPID BOY PORTABLE DON GET SO OOOOO CAUSE NA FRAUD AND INTIMIDATION AND THREAT TO LIFE NA HIM DEM DON CHARGE AM WITH SO OOOOO

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Celebrities / Re: 43% Nigerian Meghan Has Declared 'Nigeria Her Country' by jubrilELsudan: 11:39am On May 14
VERY PLAUSIBLE CAUSE NA ONLY 9JA WOMAN DEY MARRY JUST TO CONTROL HER HUSBAND LIKE REMOTE CONTROL CUM SKATA HER HUSBAND FAMILY

AND NA IGBO WOMEN DEY SKATA HUSBAND FAMILY PASS SO E NO SURPRISE ME WHEN SHE SAY NA IGBO SHE BE

BUT HER PLAN NO WORK NA IM MAKE DEM PURSUE DEM COMOT PALACE

Crime / Re: Cynthia Morgan Arrested For Cyberstalking The Crown Prince Of Benin, Ezelekhae by jubrilELsudan: 11:37am On May 14
VERY TYPICAL NA SO BENIN ASHAWOS DEY DO

OBVIOUSLY SHE DON TRY FVCKAM BUT HIM NO GREE

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Celebrities / Re: Stevie Wonder Granted Ghanaian Citizenship (Video) by jubrilELsudan: 11:30am On May 14
STEVIE WONDER WEY HIM PAPA NA IJAW MAN NO FIT SEE SEY NA 9JA HIM CUM FROM

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Foreign Affairs / Re: United Nations Reverses Its Gaza Death Toll by jubrilELsudan: 3:16am On May 14
Timoleon:


They didn't collect egunje. Fox is a pro Israel channel. So they shill for Israel. Below is the reason for the other figures. Confirmed identities us the 'revised numbers'. Total deaths is the same.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/13/middleeast/death-toll-gaza-fatalities-un-intl-latam

YOU TRY....MAKE I CLICK LINK WEY GO CARRY ME GO WHERE I NO KNOW

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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 11:35pm On May 13
geoworldedu:

May the gods shrink your peenis grin

MAY THE GODS WIDEN YOUR ANUS

Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 11:25pm On May 13
osazsky:
na so black monkeys they laugh when the first plane took off and couldn't land...na so una laugh when the first set of polio vaccines failed...na so una laugh say 5g na COVID..na so una laugh pep that he can never win a spoon in epl..black monkeys keep laughing while scientist are studying trying to solve a problem

YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND GENERATION TO CUM NA IM BE "BLACK MONKEY"

Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 11:22pm On May 13
geoworldedu:

See African sense. Thanks goodness everyone on earth is not black, if not everywhere will still remain bush bush because man is not God. Mtchew undecided

ABIDO SHEYKA FALL INSIDE YOUR ANUS

Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 10:21pm On May 13
Franking:


Mumu.... tomorrow whites will perfect it while you are shackled by your nonsense belief.

SPECIAL ABIDO SHEYKA THUNDER FALL INSIDE YOUR ANUS

Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 10:19pm On May 13
Eleohjo:


Thank God the phone you are using was prayed down from heaven by prayer warriors.

SPECIAL ABIDO SHEYKA THUNDER FIRE YOU

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Fashion / Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by jubrilELsudan: 10:15pm On May 13
NA THIS KIND NAIRALAND BOYZ DEY LIKE TO FVCK

NA NAIRALAND BOYZ HIGH SPEC BE DIS

Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 10:09pm On May 13
I NO FIT LAFF

WHEN MAN THINKS HE IS GOD

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Foreign Affairs / Re: United Nations Reverses Its Gaza Death Toll by jubrilELsudan: 10:06pm On May 13
DEM DON COLLECT EGUNJE

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Properties / Re: Woman Shares Heartbreaking Story Of House Demolition In Lagos(video) by jubrilELsudan: 9:06pm On May 13
SERVES HER RIGHT

SHE HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO INVESTIGATE AND FACT FIND THE HOUSE AT ALAUSA BEFORE BUYING BUT AS A TYPICAL NIGERIAN ONCE YOUR BODY STARTS TO CATCH YOU TO HAVE SOMETHING YOU MUST HAVE IT BY ALL MEANS

YOU CANNOT SLEEP AGAIN BECAUSE YOU MUST HAVE THAT THING BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE CHANCES YOU TO HAVE IT

THIS WHOLE DEMOLITION BRUHAHA HAVE BEEN GOING ON SINCE LAST YEAR AND THEY HAVE BEEN DEMOLISIONS IN ETI-OSA IN PARTICULAR SINCE LAST YEAR THAT HAS SPARKED OUTCRIES BUT LIKE A TYPICAL NIGERIAN SHE STILL WENT AHEAD TO BUY A HOUSE THERE THIS YEAR BECAUSE SHE CANNOT MISS THAT HOUSE

SERVES HER RIGHT

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Crime / Re: 3-Year-Old Boy In Ogun Stolen Car Found In Lagos by jubrilELsudan: 10:06pm On May 12
THEY MUST BURN THESE STUPID THIEVES ALIVE WHEN THEY CATCH THEM

TO TIFF CAR NA ONE THING BUT TO TIFF CAR WEY PICKIN DEY INSIDE NA BIG ABOMINATION

GOD FORBID SEY NO BE MY PICKIN.....BY NOW I FOR DON BURN DOWN EVERYWHERE

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Crime / Re: Dorcas Adeyinka Declared Wanted Over Cyber-Stalking, Murder by jubrilELsudan: 9:41pm On May 12
STUPID NIGERIAN POLICE DESCRIBING IRRELEVANT FEATURES LIKE IT WILL ASSIST IN IDENTIFYING HER

DEM FOR KUKU DESCRIBE HER KUKUNASE JOIN SEY E DEY WIDE AND DEEP AND MOIST AND SOFT AND WARM

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Crime / Re: Thieves Steal Car With Three-Year-Old Boy Inside In Ogun by jubrilELsudan: 6:51pm On May 12
THESE STUPID THIEVES MUST BE BURNT ALIVE WHEN THEY ARE CAUGHT

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Sports / Re: Ibrahim Babangida Dies In Accident, Tijani Babangida & Wife Hospitalized by jubrilELsudan: 4:13pm On May 10
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Business / Re: What Do You Think Should Be Done To Appreciate Naira ? by jubrilELsudan: 2:18pm On May 09
AS E BE SO NA TO BURN EVERYWHERE SO OOOO

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Celebrities / Re: Shan George's Money Returned To Zenith Bank Account by jubrilELsudan: 12:30pm On May 09
ZENITH BANK FEAR MAKE BOYZ NO CUM BURN DOWN DIA BANK

Business / Re: CBN Lists Deposit Money Banks In Nigeria (see Full List) by jubrilELsudan: 4:49pm On May 08
AS E BE SO MAKE UNA GO COMOT UNA MONEY FROM THEM OPAY AND MONIEPOINT OOOO CAUSE I NO GET POWER TO CONSOLE UNA SO OOOOO

Celebrities / Re: Fans Drag Phyna For Wearing Pant & Bra After She Spoke Against It by jubrilELsudan: 3:54pm On May 06
FUNNY THING IS MOST OF THE GUYS ABUSING HER ARE WANKING TO THIS SAME BIKINI PHOTOS THEY ARE ABUSING HER ABOUT

I DEY SURE SEY NAIRALAND WANKERS ASSOCIATION MEMBERS WORLDWIDE DON ALREADY FINISH ALL THE ORORO WE DEY DIA HOUSE ONTOP WANKING TO HER PIKSURES

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TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by jubrilELsudan: 10:29am On May 06
SUCH A STUPID COMPARISON

IS THE STANDARD OF LIVING AND WAGES AND COST OF SERVICES THE SAME?

HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA MINIMUM WAGE IS R3,500(N280,000)

MINIMUM RENT PER MONTH OF 1 BED IN A WHITE SUBURB IN JOHANNESBURG R7000(560,000)

IN THE UPMARKET SUBURBS MOTHLY RENT PER MONTH OF 1 BED GOES FOR R15,000(N1,200,000)

DO THE MATHS FOR FROM 2 BED

IN THE TOWNSHIPS EVEN BACK ROOMS COST FROM R1000(N80,000) PER MONTH

EVEN UBER IS 4 TIMES WHAT YOU PAY IN NIGERIA

I CAN GO ON AND ON

I HAVE BEEN LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA SINCE 1998 SO I KNOW WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT

Romance / Re: My Payback To The Girl Who Broke My Heart. by jubrilELsudan: 10:10am On May 06
YOU ARE REALLY VERY STUPID AND IMMATURE AND THE GUY TOO IS EQUALLY STUPID AND IMMATURE

SHE WILL MEET A BETTER MATURE MAN WHO DOESN'T CARE WETHER SHE IS FVCKING ANY OF YOU KIDS BUT JUST WANNA BE WITH HER IRREGARDLESS

TV/Movies / Re: Dstv, Gotv Customers To Experience Downtime For 3days Due To Lagos-calabar Road by jubrilELsudan: 9:18pm On May 04
LIKE SEY PEOPLE STILL DEY WATCH DIA DRRRRY CHANNELS

NA MUMU PERSON GO GO BUY DSTV SUBSCRIPTION WHEN IPTV DEY

Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by jubrilELsudan: 6:09pm On May 04
CALLING HIM SUSPECTED SERIAL FRAUDSTER IS AN INSULT ON HIS PERSON

FRED AJUDUA IS THE GOD FATHER OF 419

HE IS THE ESCOBAR OF 419 IN NIGERIA

FRED AJUDUA WEY TRAIN EZEGO AND THE REST OF THE 419 GODFATHERS OF AJAO ESTATE IN THE EARLY 90'S NA HIM YOU DEY CALL SUSPECTED SERIAL FRAUDSTER

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