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Science/Technology / Re: What Is The Name Of This Fly (photo) by jubrilELsudan: 9:39pm On May 15 |
AS E BE SO DIS NA VEILFLY OOOOO NO LET AM BITE YOU OOO CAUSE IF E BITE YOU NA GO BE DAT SO OOOOO
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Food / Re: My Mom's Local Food Canteen In The North by jubrilELsudan: 8:24pm On May 15 |
AS E BE SO NA TO DEY ENTER TRAIN FROM LAGOS CUM YA MAMA CANTEEN CUM CHOP EVERY DAY SO OOOOO 97 Likes 10 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Portable Fails To Meet Bail Conditions, Remains In Police Custody by jubrilELsudan: 1:56pm On May 15 |
Dbakre1: YOU ARE REALLY VERY STUPID WHEN HE BOUGHT THE CAR DID IT HAVE PROBLEM? WHEN HE DROVE IT FOR 1 WEEK DID IT HAVE PROBLEM? WHEN HE DROVE IT FOR ONE MONTH DID IT HAVE PROBLEM? IT'S LIKE ME BUYING A DRESS FROM YOU AND WHEN I BOUGHT THE DRESS EVERYTHING WAS FINE THEN I GO ON AND ROCK THE DRESS FOR A WHILE THEN I LATER SAY AFTER ROCKING THE DRESS ANYHOW THAT I WON'T PAY YOU THE BALANCE BECAUSE THE DRESS IS TEARING HOPE YOU CAN SEE HOW STUPID ALL OF YOU BLOCK HEADS ARE?
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Celebrities / Re: Portable Fails To Meet Bail Conditions, Remains In Police Custody by jubrilELsudan: 1:50pm On May 15 |
I NO FIT LAFF
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Crime / Re: Lawyer Faults Portable’s Arrest, Says Police Not Debt Recovery Agency by jubrilELsudan: 1:48pm On May 15 |
SOME OF YOU NIGERIANS ARE REALLY VERY STUPID PEOPLE AND MOST DAFT SAYING THIS IS A CIVIL CASE I DARE YOU ALL WITH YOUR FLAT BRAIN TO GO BUY A CAR THEN MAKE PART PAYMENT THEN SIGN AGREEMENT TO COMPLETE THE PAYMENT IN INSTALLMENTS THEN FAIL TO PAY THE INSTALLMENTS THEN WHEN THE SELLERS CALL YOU ABOUT YOUR NONE PAYMENTS THEN YOU GO AHEAD AND INSULT AND THREATHEN THEM AND TELL THEM YOU WON'T PAY THEN WHEN YOU ARE ARRESTED YOU SAY IT'S A CIVIL MATTER GO ABROAD AND DO THIS AND SEE THAT YOU WON'T GET MINIMUM 25YEARS JAIL HERE ABROAD THAT YOU FAIL TO MAKE PAYMENT FOR A MONTH THEY ALREADY FLY TO REPOSES YOUR CAR THEN TALK MORE OF NOT PRODUCING THE CAR....YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED FOR CAR THEFT
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Celebrities / Re: Policemen Dragged Portable To Police Station Over G-Wagon Debt (Video) by jubrilELsudan: 8:26am On May 15 |
LOL SEE AS DEM CARRY PORTABLE LIKE ANTELOPE WEY DEM DEY GO SLAUGHTER E DON BE FOR DIS STUPID BOY PORTABLE IF HE EVER CUMS OUT OF THIS HE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN ALWAYS RUNNING HIS DIRTY MOUTH LIKE HE IS A GOD BY THE TIME POLICE AND EVEN THE CRIMINALS WEY DEY FOR CELL FINISH WITH AM NA TO CARRY BIBLE BEGIN PREACH HIM GO DEY DO 2 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: Moment Portable Jumped Over The Gate To Escape Police Arrest (Video) by jubrilELsudan: 8:15am On May 15 |
AS E BE SO NA MINIMUM 15 YEARS THIS STUPID BOY PORTABLE DON GET SO OOOOO CAUSE NA FRAUD AND INTIMIDATION AND THREAT TO LIFE NA HIM DEM DON CHARGE AM WITH SO OOOOO 4 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: 43% Nigerian Meghan Has Declared 'Nigeria Her Country' by jubrilELsudan: 11:39am On May 14 |
VERY PLAUSIBLE CAUSE NA ONLY 9JA WOMAN DEY MARRY JUST TO CONTROL HER HUSBAND LIKE REMOTE CONTROL CUM SKATA HER HUSBAND FAMILY AND NA IGBO WOMEN DEY SKATA HUSBAND FAMILY PASS SO E NO SURPRISE ME WHEN SHE SAY NA IGBO SHE BE BUT HER PLAN NO WORK NA IM MAKE DEM PURSUE DEM COMOT PALACE
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Crime / Re: Cynthia Morgan Arrested For Cyberstalking The Crown Prince Of Benin, Ezelekhae by jubrilELsudan: 11:37am On May 14 |
VERY TYPICAL NA SO BENIN ASHAWOS DEY DO OBVIOUSLY SHE DON TRY FVCKAM BUT HIM NO GREE 25 Likes 2 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Stevie Wonder Granted Ghanaian Citizenship (Video) by jubrilELsudan: 11:30am On May 14 |
STEVIE WONDER WEY HIM PAPA NA IJAW MAN NO FIT SEE SEY NA 9JA HIM CUM FROM 5 Likes
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Foreign Affairs / Re: United Nations Reverses Its Gaza Death Toll by jubrilELsudan: 3:16am On May 14 |
Timoleon: YOU TRY....MAKE I CLICK LINK WEY GO CARRY ME GO WHERE I NO KNOW 1 Like
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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 11:35pm On May 13 |
geoworldedu: MAY THE GODS WIDEN YOUR ANUS
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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 11:25pm On May 13 |
osazsky: YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND GENERATION TO CUM NA IM BE "BLACK MONKEY"
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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 11:22pm On May 13 |
geoworldedu: ABIDO SHEYKA FALL INSIDE YOUR ANUS
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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 10:21pm On May 13 |
Franking: SPECIAL ABIDO SHEYKA THUNDER FALL INSIDE YOUR ANUS
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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 10:19pm On May 13 |
Eleohjo: SPECIAL ABIDO SHEYKA THUNDER FIRE YOU 1 Like 1 Share
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Fashion / Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by jubrilELsudan: 10:15pm On May 13 |
NA THIS KIND NAIRALAND BOYZ DEY LIKE TO FVCK NA NAIRALAND BOYZ HIGH SPEC BE DIS
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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by jubrilELsudan: 10:09pm On May 13 |
I NO FIT LAFF WHEN MAN THINKS HE IS GOD 6 Likes 1 Share
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Foreign Affairs / Re: United Nations Reverses Its Gaza Death Toll by jubrilELsudan: 10:06pm On May 13 |
DEM DON COLLECT EGUNJE 2 Likes
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Properties / Re: Woman Shares Heartbreaking Story Of House Demolition In Lagos(video) by jubrilELsudan: 9:06pm On May 13 |
SERVES HER RIGHT SHE HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO INVESTIGATE AND FACT FIND THE HOUSE AT ALAUSA BEFORE BUYING BUT AS A TYPICAL NIGERIAN ONCE YOUR BODY STARTS TO CATCH YOU TO HAVE SOMETHING YOU MUST HAVE IT BY ALL MEANS YOU CANNOT SLEEP AGAIN BECAUSE YOU MUST HAVE THAT THING BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE CHANCES YOU TO HAVE IT THIS WHOLE DEMOLITION BRUHAHA HAVE BEEN GOING ON SINCE LAST YEAR AND THEY HAVE BEEN DEMOLISIONS IN ETI-OSA IN PARTICULAR SINCE LAST YEAR THAT HAS SPARKED OUTCRIES BUT LIKE A TYPICAL NIGERIAN SHE STILL WENT AHEAD TO BUY A HOUSE THERE THIS YEAR BECAUSE SHE CANNOT MISS THAT HOUSE SERVES HER RIGHT 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Crime / Re: 3-Year-Old Boy In Ogun Stolen Car Found In Lagos by jubrilELsudan: 10:06pm On May 12 |
THEY MUST BURN THESE STUPID THIEVES ALIVE WHEN THEY CATCH THEM TO TIFF CAR NA ONE THING BUT TO TIFF CAR WEY PICKIN DEY INSIDE NA BIG ABOMINATION GOD FORBID SEY NO BE MY PICKIN.....BY NOW I FOR DON BURN DOWN EVERYWHERE 1 Like
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Crime / Re: Dorcas Adeyinka Declared Wanted Over Cyber-Stalking, Murder by jubrilELsudan: 9:41pm On May 12 |
STUPID NIGERIAN POLICE DESCRIBING IRRELEVANT FEATURES LIKE IT WILL ASSIST IN IDENTIFYING HER DEM FOR KUKU DESCRIBE HER KUKUNASE JOIN SEY E DEY WIDE AND DEEP AND MOIST AND SOFT AND WARM 4 Likes 1 Share
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Crime / Re: Thieves Steal Car With Three-Year-Old Boy Inside In Ogun by jubrilELsudan: 6:51pm On May 12 |
THESE STUPID THIEVES MUST BE BURNT ALIVE WHEN THEY ARE CAUGHT 1 Like
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Sports / Re: Ibrahim Babangida Dies In Accident, Tijani Babangida & Wife Hospitalized by jubrilELsudan: 4:13pm On May 10 |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Business / Re: What Do You Think Should Be Done To Appreciate Naira ? by jubrilELsudan: 2:18pm On May 09 |
AS E BE SO NA TO BURN EVERYWHERE SO OOOO 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Shan George's Money Returned To Zenith Bank Account by jubrilELsudan: 12:30pm On May 09 |
ZENITH BANK FEAR MAKE BOYZ NO CUM BURN DOWN DIA BANK
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Business / Re: CBN Lists Deposit Money Banks In Nigeria (see Full List) by jubrilELsudan: 4:49pm On May 08 |
AS E BE SO MAKE UNA GO COMOT UNA MONEY FROM THEM OPAY AND MONIEPOINT OOOO CAUSE I NO GET POWER TO CONSOLE UNA SO OOOOO
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Celebrities / Re: Fans Drag Phyna For Wearing Pant & Bra After She Spoke Against It by jubrilELsudan: 3:54pm On May 06 |
FUNNY THING IS MOST OF THE GUYS ABUSING HER ARE WANKING TO THIS SAME BIKINI PHOTOS THEY ARE ABUSING HER ABOUT I DEY SURE SEY NAIRALAND WANKERS ASSOCIATION MEMBERS WORLDWIDE DON ALREADY FINISH ALL THE ORORO WE DEY DIA HOUSE ONTOP WANKING TO HER PIKSURES 15 Likes 3 Shares
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TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by jubrilELsudan: 10:29am On May 06 |
SUCH A STUPID COMPARISON IS THE STANDARD OF LIVING AND WAGES AND COST OF SERVICES THE SAME? HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA MINIMUM WAGE IS R3,500(N280,000) MINIMUM RENT PER MONTH OF 1 BED IN A WHITE SUBURB IN JOHANNESBURG R7000(560,000) IN THE UPMARKET SUBURBS MOTHLY RENT PER MONTH OF 1 BED GOES FOR R15,000(N1,200,000) DO THE MATHS FOR FROM 2 BED IN THE TOWNSHIPS EVEN BACK ROOMS COST FROM R1000(N80,000) PER MONTH EVEN UBER IS 4 TIMES WHAT YOU PAY IN NIGERIA I CAN GO ON AND ON I HAVE BEEN LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA SINCE 1998 SO I KNOW WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT
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Romance / Re: My Payback To The Girl Who Broke My Heart. by jubrilELsudan: 10:10am On May 06 |
YOU ARE REALLY VERY STUPID AND IMMATURE AND THE GUY TOO IS EQUALLY STUPID AND IMMATURE SHE WILL MEET A BETTER MATURE MAN WHO DOESN'T CARE WETHER SHE IS FVCKING ANY OF YOU KIDS BUT JUST WANNA BE WITH HER IRREGARDLESS
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TV/Movies / Re: Dstv, Gotv Customers To Experience Downtime For 3days Due To Lagos-calabar Road by jubrilELsudan: 9:18pm On May 04 |
LIKE SEY PEOPLE STILL DEY WATCH DIA DRRRRY CHANNELS NA MUMU PERSON GO GO BUY DSTV SUBSCRIPTION WHEN IPTV DEY
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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by jubrilELsudan: 6:09pm On May 04 |
CALLING HIM SUSPECTED SERIAL FRAUDSTER IS AN INSULT ON HIS PERSON FRED AJUDUA IS THE GOD FATHER OF 419 HE IS THE ESCOBAR OF 419 IN NIGERIA FRED AJUDUA WEY TRAIN EZEGO AND THE REST OF THE 419 GODFATHERS OF AJAO ESTATE IN THE EARLY 90'S NA HIM YOU DEY CALL SUSPECTED SERIAL FRAUDSTER 9 Likes 1 Share
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