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AgricultureRe: 50,000 Chickens Die In South African Farm Due To Prolonged Powercut (Pictures) by jUeLiZ: 4:45pm On Jan 21, 2023
You mean 1.5m rand is equivalent to 40.5m naira?.... cry cry
PoliticsRe: My Suggestion To Inec by jUeLiZ(op): 8:34am On Jan 20, 2023
Is it not too early for bad energy, by the way, which is your state? Name it if you are proud of it.
ItsTutsi:
You always have a suggestion for INEC, if you could only use the same energy advising the likes of Ikpeazu, Pandora Anini. Your region will not be HIV/potopoto/erosion ravaged region
PoliticsRe: My Suggestion To Inec by jUeLiZ(op): 8:19am On Jan 20, 2023
I know, It was just a suggestion. Also I really to vote for Peter Obi but my Aunt called me this morning and ask me to send my name and phone number. She want me to work as an umpire, but I'm considering refusal of the offer because I really want to vote.
rickpat:
umpires don't vote
PoliticsMy Suggestion To Inec by jUeLiZ(op): 7:24am On Jan 20, 2023
Eight years ago I worked as Inec official. APO 2 precisely. The thing is that, we were not elegible to vote because of our location of service and place or registration.

I want to suggest, what if Inec make a special card just for Inec official who will be working that day on different polling units different from their place of registration to enable them vote their choice candidate wherever they may be.
ProgrammingRe: Learn All Of Python Programming For Free by jUeLiZ: 12:42pm On Jan 19, 2023
Can I learn app development with python?
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ProgrammingRe: Learn All Of Python Programming For Free by jUeLiZ: 12:41pm On Jan 19, 2023
gbigbega:
If you want to learn Python Programming. I have a youtube channel where I teach Python programming from basic to Advanced.

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Please subscribe to my channel and help your boy grow. Subscription will encourage me to do more videos on subjects like

Can I learn app development with python?

1. Web development with Python and other tools
2. Data Analysis and Business Intelligence Videos
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4. API Development
5. Algorithm and Data Structure
6. Design Pattern
7. Software Engineering techniques
8. System Designs
9. many more...

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RomanceThe 29 Sacred Bro Codes Every Man Should Know by jUeLiZ(op): 4:18pm On Dec 14, 2022
THE 29 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro,boss,big man, sir, Mr, etc

7.If the dont like you,free her and date her best friend

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.


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TravelWhere Can I Do Care Giver Program In Nigeria by jUeLiZ(op): 7:18pm On Dec 09, 2022
Please house, where and how can I get certified as a care giver in Nigeria and how long does it take?

Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Salary Range Can Make You Remain In Nigeria? by jUeLiZ: 3:24pm On Dec 09, 2022
Ma use pidgin for this one. Cos I been know say fight go dey for this thread. I noticed say thread like this dey always bring argument with everyone trying to show that they have more experienced.

One question, make we japa abi make we no japa.

Una just dey confused person for here. One group go be like if you manage travel out, your chances to make am na like 80%. Another group go dey the other side the talk say abroad na you dey live from hand to mouth because of taxes and high standard of living. Say you go hardly dey save.


Abeg make person without sentiments give us honest over view....cos e get some us were naija don scam and we dey grow old everyday nothing to show for.
TV/MoviesWhat TV Series Isn't Worth The Time Spent On It? by jUeLiZ(op): 1:19pm On Dec 01, 2022
What TV series isn't worth the time spent on it?

Me I don't just fancy that the watcher

Let's hear yours
TravelRe: Lonely Part Of Canada No One Bothers To Tell by jUeLiZ: 1:02pm On Nov 24, 2022
How can you not make more than 20k$ in 3 years. I've never travel out though but going from what people have been posting here about monthly net income and cost of living for a single person. I think one should be able to save more than that in 3 years except you are living above your income
TravelRe: True Cost Of Living In Canada by jUeLiZ: 7:28pm On Nov 15, 2022
CountVersailles:
Some recent threads coming up here have just been plain, unadultrated lies about cost of living in Canada or some other advanced countries. But I'm choosing Canada because it's the one I know best about that it's just outright lies. Many of them will post and will start claiming that you can't save $200 per month or that bills will kill you and you won't be able to save more than $100 after all bills. Nothing is farther from the truth. Don't let all these dreamkillers and wretched Nigerians who are looking for company in their naija hellholes lie to you about the realities in Canada. Things are much better than they claim.

Typical cost of living in Canada if you have your head screwed on right and are not one of those crazies looking for social media approval or tryin g to show that you have finally arrived after living in extreme poverty in Nigeria.

Accommodation --- $1500 (this is the average you pay for a good, clean place to stay). Obviously not in downtown areas of any city, but why would you want to stay downtown anyways? Who are you seeking to impress? You were not staying in Victoria Island or Ikoyi before you left Nigeria. Instead you were staying in Egbeda, Iyana Ipaja or some other Lagos shithole, but suddenly you are in Canada and you must stay in central Toronto. Hunger wey you reach you dey do press-up. Except you are living in Alberta or Manitoba where $1500 will get you something super high-end, in places like Toronto this gets you something relatively comfortable and YOU WILL BE FINE.

Internet - $85 (this is high-end, super-fast, rarely disappointing internet). Not mtn that only works in the night, or spectranet that doesn't work that well in the Egbeda you were staying back in Lagos.

Hydro - $50 (except you are cooking every single day, you shouldn't pay more than this) And why should you be cooking everyday anyways? Don't you have something better to do with your time?

Car insurance - $200 (most people will pay only $200 for car insurance). But if you are working minimum wage, you are already pushing it. If you don't have absolute need for a car, there's no reason you should be buying one. Not everybody drives. Parking is expensive. You don't automatically translate your life from nigeria to canada and think because you were driving in Nigeria you should be driving in Canada. But let's even say you are stubborn and want to buy a car. Okay, I have included it. Bus pass of $50 per month should do you. There are incentives to buy bus passes for cheap if you are a low-income earner. Low-income earner go still earn 18m naira net per annum o! Wait until I get to the earnings. But let's sha add you car, since you are stubborn anyway.

Parking - $85 per month. Extreme case. Most times it's less.

Groceries - $300. You shouldn't spend more than this in a month. Except you are one of those stupid Nigerians who think they must be going to African store every time and buying Naija indomie when significantly cheaper walmart indomie of various flavours yapa anyhow.

We are already at $2220. If this is your monthly spending, you have a problem already. But let's sha say this is what it is.

Now, how much do you earn? Let's say you are doing one of the lowliest possible jobs working in walmart and telling people 'thank you for coming to walmart" everyday, and helping them checkout and putting on a forceful smile. Let's just assume. And you combine that with car wash cash jobs no weekends. There's no reason you should not be making at least $3000 net in a month. This is the least. Possible to make more.


So, now we have arrived at someone doing one of the poorest jobs and living one of the most comfortable lives, and he's still looking at saving at least $700 every month. So, where are those $200 or $100 ideas coming from? Or those who are claiming you will even be in debt? It's just preposterous to suggest that you can't save.

Now, at $3000 monthly, you are earning $36000 net in a year, which is just ridiculous if you are a professional. If you look well enough, educate yourself well and market yourself too, you will get a professional job (even if na customer service or something else), and you will earn net above $40,000. There are plenty Nigerians, and I mean plenty, who are earning net above $40000. Now, think about how much more you can save since this comes down to $3300 monthly. You will be saving at least $1000 every month!

Obviously, these calculations are for a single person. If you are married just multiply it by two as long as the woman is not the lazy type who just wants to sit at home and not work.

Additionally, there's no reason you should be incuring too many costs if you are earning little. Some of the things you are chasing in Canada you did not have in Nigeria. But suddenly you have arrived and things must change? Cut yourself some slack.

In conclusion, don't let anyone lie to you. You can save a lot of money working in Canada. This is truer if you are a working professional. Most working professionals earn north of $80000 gross. Think about how much more they can save even with those expenses above. And that's just for one person. If it's double income with a couple, you are looking at $160,000 gross. Honestly, by the end of the month, you guys will think you won a jackpot. Little wonder you see Nigerian couples here buying 4, 5 houses on mortgage and paying without hassles. Do your research cheesy
Are those bills on the US$ or CAN$

You also talk about highly educated Nigerians earning over 40k$ net a year... And 36k$ for those who are doing the least jobs + weekend side jobs. How about those who are skilled but not highly educated... maybe ended in secondary school in what you guys call high school.... what is their minimum annual pay?
TravelOne Question For The Diasporans by jUeLiZ(op): 5:00pm On Nov 15, 2022
Greetings to all our brothers who are far away from homes in the quest for a better life.

I pray may all of heart desires be met and may the reason for your travel be actualized.

The real reason why I'm writing this is just for a simple and honest answer to the question I want ask below.
Recently, I've gone some through some threads here on different topics and different countries.

Especially threads about living and working in different countries and many talking about how it's not easy and rosy out there. But ofcos we know that it's not easy anywhere.
I even read a comment on one UK thread here, the man was seriously advising those who hadn't travel and hoping to travel to remain at home and build their lives. He emphatically said therebare no jobs abroad.

Honestly this has made made me to develop cold feet about this whole travel issue. Frankly, alot of us want to travel, not for fun or show off but in search of greener pastures. Personally, even if I travel, been able to build wealth back home, save a certain amount of money for probably 7 to 10 years and retiring home is all I have been craving for.





So this is my question, with all honesty and sincerity would you advise someone to travel, are the no jobs abroad like that man pointed out, do you suggest we stay back at home and strive?
TravelRe: What Skill Should I Learn Before Traveling Abroad by jUeLiZ(op): 11:45pm On Nov 04, 2022
ednut1:
Many of the so called skills are regulated and you need licence . Driving truck/forklift , welding/fabrication, barbing, plumbing etc are in demand
Thank you very much boss for your contribution. It means alot to me.

Please below is attached photo of the truck I had in mind. This is because I live close to area where people operate this in a cement production company. Do you think I should go ahea does it sell over there? Thanks �

TravelWhat Skill Should I Learn Before Traveling Abroad by jUeLiZ(op): 11:45am On Oct 26, 2022
Hello nairalanders, please I need your professional advice. Apart from IT related skills, what other selling skills would you advise some one to acquire before traveling abroad. Note: skills to acquire and perfected within one year.

Thanks for your meaningful contributions.
CelebritiesCeline Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by jUeLiZ(op): 9:49pm On Aug 18, 2022
Nothing Last Forever: This Celine Dion Photos Should Teach You Humility

Celine Dion in 1993

Vs


Celine Dion in 2022

RomanceLadies How Would You Handle This Situation? by jUeLiZ(op): 5:22pm On Jul 17, 2022
Okay, this base on true life experience. It was me and my guy. He is dating this girl in the neighborhood (same street dating yunno).

On this cool evening both of us decided to sit out in an open area in the street. (it's a place where people normally sit out to watch street football or gist )

So this stranger walk to where we were sitted and sat a metre apart from us.

My guy was chatting with his bae. Then, the stranger place a call and was like "bae, I'm there now I'm waiting for you, come out."

A minute later, my friend saw his girlfriend walking towards us, he probably thought the girl saw him and was coming to say hello to him, we didn't even notice that she didn't see us.
Then the girl went straight to the stranger and gave him a warm hug. And they started talking and smiling.

After some seconds my guy call out to her so as to make himself obvious to his girlfriend...when she turned, what came out of her mouth was Jesus and then my guy's name.

Myself and my guy were still there sitted, babe didn't know what to say or do. I just told my guy we should leave the place.
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SportsCalabar Prophet Organise A Program To Favour Gamblers by jUeLiZ(op): 9:16am On May 31, 2022
I saw this photo of handbill of my father my father program. Still wondering if this is true. If it is then we are doom in this generation grin cheesy grin

SportsRe: Things That Can Never Happened In Football by jUeLiZ(op): 10:00pm On May 29, 2022
HillaryNelo:
1. Pique moving to real madrid
2. An epl team wining 14 ucl maybe nxt 20 yrs
3. United wining a treble again
4. Nigeria hosting the FIFA world cup
5. Having another player as magical as Lionel Messi, hmmm those nutmegs And touches MAGIC.
aswear bro, a player like Messi will be hard to discover. I will really miss him when he retires from football
SportsRe: Things That Can Never Happened In Football by jUeLiZ(op): 5:25pm On May 29, 2022
grin grin cheesy
Psady:
ALL except number 4&5 can be achievable
SportsRe: Things That Can Never Happened In Football by jUeLiZ(op): 5:25pm On May 29, 2022
Psady:
Number 3 can still be achieveable
I doubt that, those guys can't play in the Same team, No matter what.
SportsRe: Things That Can Never Happened In Football by jUeLiZ(op): 4:04pm On May 29, 2022
paulolee:
1...Africa winning worldcup
2... African becoming FIFA president
3...African hosting UCL final
4...arsenal winning UCL....maybe next 20 years.
5...cr7 finally admitting that messi is better and more talented than him..NEVER
oneday African country will win the world, I assure you.
SportsThings That Can Never Happened In Football by jUeLiZ(op): 2:10pm On May 29, 2022
1. Benzema with dreadlock grin
2. Ronaldo to win 7 balon d' or grin
3. Messi and Ronaldo playing in same team huh


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Nairaland GeneralIf You Can Drive A Car, Jump In Here To Solve This Little Puzzle by jUeLiZ(op): 3:57pm On Apr 26, 2022
Let's see those who actually went to a driving school.

BusinessHow Profitable Is Mini Importation? by jUeLiZ(op): 12:00am On Apr 10, 2022
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Please I've heard about mini importation business for a while now and I don't really know much about it even though I have decided to start a class on by month end.

The thing is, I just need a good lucrative business to do as a side hustle to compliment with the little I earn every month. Please anyone who know more about it should please brief me about it. Thanks and God bless

I intend to start up with 100k
Foreign AffairsRe: Bridgestone Suspending Tire Production and all Capital Investment in Russia by jUeLiZ: 4:02pm On Mar 14, 2022
At this point, it is clear that the world don't need war at this time... imagine the destruction and damages this war will cost.... and imagine the amount and time it will cost to get back everything to normal....

Russia should back down...at this point it's obvious that they are fighting against the whole world....
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy Signs Formal Request To Join The European Union by jUeLiZ: 9:16pm On Feb 28, 2022
Blehssings:
We plead for peace please
the Will be peace after war
PoliticsRe: Gagariga Brothers Become Generals In Nigerian Army by jUeLiZ: 9:39am On Jan 01, 2022
Now, this is the true joy of motherhood....
Recall how shekau mother regretted giving birth to him and even curse him even in death tongue huh

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