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EducationRe: Mention A Course You Want To Do BSc/MSC/PHD & I’ll Reply You With A Funded Offer by JUMO95: 7:02pm On Aug 19, 2023
BSc Machine Learning it's related to computer Science
BusinessRe: Gtbank Dollar Funds Urgently Needed!! by JUMO95: 6:49pm On Aug 19, 2023
DomTORRETTO:
Do you have dollar funds to sell? Or dollar funds you can give me let me buy it
what I have is 1400
RomanceRe: Share Hidden Secrets Of Life On This Thread. by JUMO95: 6:17pm On Aug 19, 2023
When you engage in rituals for fraud, is it possible to to just become rich?

Or its your future money you are collecting
BusinessRe: How Did You Make Your First Million Naira? by JUMO95: 6:12pm On Aug 19, 2023
Purposeciti:
Good to know. Crypto was hot 2 years ago. Crypto should occupy very little space on one's portfolio of investment.
it's still hot
BusinessRe: Gtbank Dollar Funds Urgently Needed!! by JUMO95: 6:10pm On Aug 19, 2023
DomTORRETTO:
Still needed..
Hi
RomanceRe: How Do I Recieve Money From Usa To Nigeria by JUMO95: 12:26am On Aug 18, 2023
yarimo:
Are you releted to Evans the famous kidnapper? Just asking for a friend
Was that's your previous money-mule?
RomanceRe: How Do I Recieve Money From Usa To Nigeria by JUMO95: 11:50pm On Aug 17, 2023
yarimo:
he is looking for help on how to pick the funds himself
And that's why I am here to help.

Just incase you want to move some of your 30k BMC proceed, I can help you with that too
RomanceRe: How Do I Recieve Money From Usa To Nigeria by JUMO95: 8:16pm On Aug 17, 2023
Odiriance4all:
hello nairalanders , there is someone who wants to send me money from the united state, which account should i give him and how does it work because this will be my first to recieve money from abroad so literally i have no idea how to go about it. so please i need little education about it thanks
I can help you pick the funds.
EducationRe: Mention A Popular Location In Your School And Someone Wil Tell U The Name by JUMO95: 10:51am On Jul 29, 2023
damosky12:
Love garden

SUB (only those that graduated 2017 or earlier know this one)
unilorin
EducationRe: Mention A Popular Location In Your School And Someone Wil Tell U The Name by JUMO95: 5:17am On Jul 28, 2023
SkyWay
EducationRe: Mention A Popular Location In Your School And Someone Wil Tell U The Name by JUMO95:
illicit:
P.S

ASUU

ZAMFARA INTERNATIONAL HOSTEL

LAGOS HOSTEL

IYA YUSUF

KADUNA NZEOGWU BUILDING (S.U.B)

SKYWAY / WALKWAY
My eye don see
Dem steal my phone for ASSU
I waka go Iya Yusuf
Cleared my mind with some hot Beans
My girlfriends na just 2
Both for zamfara hostel
Some times I carry my friends go there
Every ARTs with hin problem
Naa dem lecture me on Goldberg

I waka small see aisha coming outta
Lagos hostel with popcorn
Normally, man just wann chop
Normally, Man just wann cum
Make we go SkyWay
Normally make I tear that ass away
Every night class, na dat ass

I waka small see aisha coming outta
Lagos hostel with popcorn
Normally, man just wann chop
Normally, Man just wann cum
Make we go WalkWay
Normally make I tear that ass away
Every night class, na dat ass ehy

SUB one day
SUB one day
Guess who she's into
SUB one day Oyinda drink my Viju
SUB one day I eat OYINDA meat pie
I tell am, Oyinda you sweet die
Moses parted the red sea
But i only want to part Ya fat legs
Commot tht spandex
Everywhere dark
But my rod go lightyears wink
EducationRe: Here Is How To Say You're Broke by JUMO95: 10:32am On Jul 25, 2023
Faber:
Very simple and short...

Ano m na nleka
Etigo m
Ara m adago
🤣🤣
Bro I see they deleted my thread
HealthTooth Cavity procedure by JUMO95(op): 9:40am On Jul 23, 2023
Post deleted
RomanceRe: Babalawos Say We Should Not Have Sex After Rituals by JUMO95(op): 3:51pm On Jul 22, 2023
woginid967:
Next time ask the babalawo to explain. grin
if they told us the truth, we wont do it
FamilyRe: When A Baby Is Born, we all die a little. some die forever by JUMO95: 12:59am On Jul 14, 2023
Carcholce:
I second this post.

All new born baby must be killed with immediate effect.
hahha exactly what came to my mind while reading
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by JUMO95: 12:52am On Jul 14, 2023
Vocals:
I believe you haven't had a first hand experience with them.

Tax is calculated based on parallel and you have limited time frame to make payments, else it will be booked and when you come to the office for it, it might have gotten missing or far away down warehouse where you will have to pay extra to search for it.

And you will end up paying in $ cash...(if you come jam craze official you will endup paying more, cos some of your $bills will be taggd as fake and stamped; it will be swapped obviously and not returned to you, if you want to drag further you will end up in $laundry unit, from there asap.)
Best bet just avoid the avoidables.
hello i got your pm
Foreign AffairsRe: What Happened To All The ''ukraine Is Winning Thread" by JUMO95(op): 12:15am On Jul 14, 2023
seunny4lif:
NEWS UPDATE AIR WAR DISINFORMATION MAY 18
One russian missile takes out energy for 20 ukrainian cities. According to Ukrainian MoD 29 of 30 Russian missiles was shot down during last nights missile attack.
At the same time Ukrainian Ministry of Energy admits that 20 cities in Ukraine lack energy due to the missile attack. That one missile that got through must be the best missile in history and have a MIRV with at least 20 warheads with new super strong explosives to achieve that.

Or might the MoD inadvertently read reports wrong and should have said that 29 out of 30 missiles wasn't shot down. Besides making fun of bad information war I must say to the ukrainian side, coordinate your reports.
funny and interesting

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