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Mazisimonekpa:
can you write in English?

Mazi Simon Ekpa

Koshi danu

Mazisimonekpa:
e be like say this one don mad


Mazi Simon Ekpa

Ode ni e... O goo gan. Werey Omo ale

Mazisimonekpa:
Enwe nne enwe nna

Mazi Simon Ekpa

Iku ma pa iya e ati baba e. Sango lakaye ati Ogun lakaye ma pe e ni

Mazisimonekpa:
onye ara

Mazi Simon Ekpa

Motherfxcker what do you write

Mazisimonekpa:
onye ara

Mazi Simon Ekpa

Iyalaaye Omo ale buruku

Mazisimonekpa:
efulefu


Mazi Simon Ekpa

Your mama, your papa and your generation. Motherfxcker

Perhaps anybody wae post or push Simon ekpa tweet on this forum and anybody wae support him, the person go die this year insha Allah #AMEN

Mazisimonekpa:
Biafrans must not panic because of the heavy artillery being move to Biafra territory by the Nig state. We will defend our land, our children & mothers. We are only sorry for those ignorant Biafrans who don’t know what is going on. They should bring more of those weapons

https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1542469586574090240

E no go better for u, Simon ekpa!!

MALIGNANTGuest:
Hello,
For my VACATION, I had to embark on a trip from Los Angeles, California to Las Vegas, Nevada by Road. I will be updating you Guys as I maximize this awesome opportunity.

This Vacation will engulf complete 7 days thereafter, I will be heading to another state which I will be communicating in due course.

Here are Pictures to allay your stress....
Follow me, as I update you with my kickoff pictures, Road trip proper and arrival pictures.

Here are my KICKOFF pictures
Mind you, this is just for your Information!

Gee boy, send me gift card. Make I use ham hold body for weekend

As a Yoruba boy, those delegates and corrupt politicians that step down are all mad and Stoopid. It's their fault. Modafuka people

Xscape1993:
Evil party...

All parties in Nigeria are evil, LP, pdp, apc, sdp, nnpp all of them.. but the people in there (old people who doesn't want young vibrant to rule but only themselves) are evil.

As in I don't understand?? What about the other artists songs dae play?? Even the DJ played so many songs...
The song wae no sweet, that one na song.. Kobo he no go see.
And what about the other people playing his song without his permission? He go collect money abi. Nonsense

Gedeme002:
12:54 am

We're waiting for the results!

12:58am

mhizace:
Exactly, the crowd keep hailing him
He's fit biko

Exactly �

Uniquegeeyy:
Osinbajo is so disappointed to even start speech....
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you

Disappointed?? No.. he's overly happy

I just dae laugh, as in I laughed tired when the man dae talk
English= 0
Speech= 0

I like him.. he made some points

AsomArchitectNG:
Keep quiet Reno!!! My only problem with you is that you talk too much.

Who are talking to? Reno? Bro he no go hear you. He no even sabi nairaland. Just read and passby

Na phone be this

Elvicci:
Good day everyone, plss I'm really sorry I just wanna ask a question. Can I swap my Tecno Camon 18i for an iphone X?? if yes, where can I do that??

Which state are you?

AfricanColumbus:
https://www.facebook.com/100075056451137/posts/158383683340179/?app=fbl

This is fake news. Even me wae be say I no be Igbo, I know say this na fake news... The tricycle burnt is not cause by the sit at home ok bro get the fxck out of here

Gottiii:
Thanks bro, but I deserve better.

Still appreciate

Nairaland and wahala na 5 and 6... Person say he need advice, una dae abuse him, simple thing. This life ehn. Lol

@OP, my advice be say, collect the car. Person wae give you small thing today, fit give you biggest thing tomorrow. Collect the car, call your brother and appreciate him.

And someone will still say na Fulani herdsmen kidnap them

I don talk ham b4, Even if them no kill themselves, Nigeria will never break.. 100 centuries to this time, Nigeria will remain Nigeria.

MissW:
Don't mind them. Immediately I saw Lapo, Police Mfb, etc for the disbursement this time, I knew they are serious about collecting the money back.
Those banks only need order to collect the loan back, that's when they'll understand this batch is not free money.

Lapo that is making people die of high blood pressure, commit suicide and hiding here and there. When they come for you, they'll take you to the market, put a debtor tag on your neck, give you tray to collect money, take you round the market announcing that people should help you because you can't pay your debt.
Worst is they don't care if you are on just boxer or towel, na so them go carry you enter market.
I pity those planning not to pay back, especially those with Lapo. Just make sure they can't find you or any of your relations.

If person use the money travel out, and never come back, dem go still collect ham?? Or the person don die, dem go collect ham?? minorities will pay and majorities will not pay... That money is gone

nickyj19:
1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no
matter what he promises or professes. Never!


2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment
becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

Op, say GOD I'm a virgin


3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is
better you die than to have sex with them. Never take
advantage of God's people no matter what.


4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too
much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport,
break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.


5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks
is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.


6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a
prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!


7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you
and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her
leave. I mean latest tomorrow.


8. Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague. A
neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get
your life more complicated.


9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is
no longer platonic, break up the thing.


10. I believe God created sex to be between male and female.
Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is
against homosexuality and so should you.


11. Don't have sex with your sibling or relatives. Incest is vile.


12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with
your boyfriend. God did not create sex for love relationships.
He created it for MARRIAGE.
The only sex you should have is with your legally wedded
partner.
God Bless you all.

Op, say GOD I'm a virgin..and don't tell me say u don marry