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Loveknitting:
What kind of wellcoming is this?

Datboredberry:
I would love to remain anonymous...my exact location or state of origin can not be disclosed...

But on Nairaland, believe that I'm from here and everywhere...

Just a mention away...unless I'm outta data...

Datboredberry:
Thank you! I don't lie though... My stories might seem impossible but I've realised how unique I am...as different from most others...

Datboredberry:
I created this account to mostly vent.. just announcing my presence here...

Thanks!

I'll create a topic within a few minutes...

NovesaTillie:
What would you do if your girlfriend calls you up one morning and says "baby I just transferred 500k to your account to support you" ?
What is going to be your reaction? Will you return it?

Illuminatiship:
at least I better your father when him own English dey Rob professor of pidgin language (ode)

TMTR:
If you can't read it , swerve

No dey send me message

TMTR:
One of my new year resolutions this year was never to touch any girl until she go through a thorough STDS test, I came to this drastic decision after I read a story about a guy who got Infected with HIV even after using a condom

How you may ask, Well he may have used a condom but according to the story , the pussy juice while he was banging her splash on him and he had just recently shaved with some razor cut here and there. Oh mehn reading that story sent shivers down my spine, you mean that nigga got HIV even after using a condom , oh damn.

This lead to my drastic action of thoroughly testing any girl I intend to have sexual relations with before diving in.

The first girl I made this preposition to was cool with, note that I will also be thoroughly tested for STDS so it's not a one sided thing, we have known eachother for quite some time so convincing her wasn't that difficult. We booked an appointment to get tested at the hospital, our blood samples was collected and in a couple of days the results were out ,we both went together to collect the results , after checking it out ourselves ,we both exchange our results and was relieved that she was clean .

We had a great relationship afterbut she travelled abroad to further her studies, begged her not to go but she looked straight into my eyes and said the only thing that will make her not to go is if I marry her, marriage, naaaahhh , are you serious I replied, she said does it look like I am joking, so I am not good enough for you to marry, I replied I didn't say that, she said then what do you mean , well to cut the long story short ,it resulted in an argument ,she left angrily and said that she gave me two weeks to make up my mind or she is traveling abroad and once that happens we are over.

Damn no girl should be giving a nigga an ultimatum, I called her bluff and I didn't bulge to her request ,two days to her departure she called me and started crying any said all manner of things, that after she gave me her all ,I still don't consider her good enough for marriage , well I told that the problem is not with her but me, I don't just fancy marriage I told her , after a long back and forth with her, she said that I should at least accompany her to the airport , I promised but got tied up with something that day , checked my phone ,saw so many missed calls from her , rushed to her house and was told by the gate man that she already left for the airport, oh shit , I don't want me and this girl to separate on bad terms as her father is a former L.G.A chairman and a current house of reps in the state I reside in, never can tell maybe I might need a political favour in the future and me and her not being on talking terms will spoil everything, mehn I speed off like I was one of those characters in fast and furious , rushed to the airport, luckily for me I met her waiting for her flight to start boarding, she rushed towards me and hugged me, gave me a kiss in the full glare if everyone, mehn this girl really loves me if not for my phobia of marriage,I would have married her but that's a story for another, greeted her family who were waiting for her to board her flight and wave her goodbye, made her understand the problem about me not marrying her is not her, told her she is free to start a new relationship in her new environment, she has no obligation to wait for me ,Omo come see another round of cry ooo, tried to calm her down ,say babe your family dey here ,no come dey make me feel like say I be bad person ooo, her family noticed and asked what happened, I said she is missing me already, and they were like awwww, how romantic, they start consoling her her and said don't worry , it's just for a while.

I now asked her why are you crying, she said why will I say that is free to start another relationship, which means I don't love her, I just weak, mehn she almost ended up not traveling that day, how I managed to convince her to still travel that day sef nawa , started another relationship, told her my terms before we get intimate which is getting tested ,she didn't object and was even happy that it will also give peace of mind as she wouldn't want to catch all those STDS flying around these days, our relationship was great until she too travelled out to further her studies ,I was like , why are all these ladies I have a relationship with always traveling abroad na, na only me Waka come

Told my niggas , they advised maybe I should change the type of ladies I go out , cause I am too attracted to brains , is it my fault that I like girls that are book smart and I am a sucker for girls with brain, how can I be discussing the economic and political situation of Nigeria or about the current climate change or about crypto and the global financial markets and her only her only contribution to the conversation would , yeah, nawaooo , nothing turns me off more than that shit, I just trashed their advice but I went home and thought about and said maybe they are right after all, maybe my standards are too her high that's why I always meet ladies that are too busy, always traveling for one reason or the other, told one of my trusted niggas to link me up with one , since he is the one that gave me the advice and others agreed with him, but I told him,she better not be a girl that he has bleeped before because I know that my nigga, na baba for the girls, I dey learn for where him dey when it comes to girls matter, he just laughed and said my guy relax now,na my girl close friend , na my girl time me say she dey single , I said oya now .

But I thought to myself and said guy na u wan dey do all this link matter , I thought you don't roll like that, well said well there is a first time for everything, me and her got introduced and I took it up from there, few weeks later she came to my crib but nothing happened, she came again, nothing still happened the third time , the girl provoke ( later dem go say na men like sex pass whereas the reverse is the case) and said what's going on ,why haven't I even kissed her not to talk of touching, I explained my stand to her that before we get intimate,we will both must conduct a series of STDS test ,she frowned and said what's the meaning of that , don't I trust her and all that shit , and I said it's not a matter of trust, that even me will also undergo the test, then she agreed but two days to our hospital appointment for the test ,she stopped picking my calls, a week later after the appointment, I tried calling her again,she said she is not comfortable with everything and even called off the relationship, I said to myself well it's her loss , came back yesterday after a long day out ,met my cousin watching the trending squid game but I don't do stuffs that are trending I don't know maybe after the stufffs most have trended that's when I will start taking interest in it

Asked her about my daughter, she said she is already sleeping in her room cause she waited for me but she sleeped off on the couch because I really arrived home late before she took her to her bedroom, went to her bedroom,saw her sleeping like a baby sat on bedside, then a message entered my phone from one of my guys which reads, "guy u don turn gay"
As I was trying to process why this my nigga would send me such a message another one came in from on of my gees, which reads guy since when you turn impotent as I was trying to reply that one another came in; tell me it's not true that you are a ritualist, all from my three trusted niggas,I quickly created a WhatsApp group chat with the three of them and asked them where they heard all those nonsense from they said it's the new girl I was going out with, I quickly made a group call with them and explained myself to them and was pissed that they could even give listening ears to such nonsense, well they said that it's not their fault because my lifestyle is kinda weird
First,I don't go to church, secondly I adopted a daughter instead of just having a baby mama and why will I be giving a girl such a condition before dating her, the nigga that said all these, I have been suspecting him of being a snake , this whole situation just confirmed my suspicion well I will just change how I will be relating with him from now on and to think this is the same guy that introduced me to that bitch that's spreading the rumors about me .

I cut the call and called a friend of my dad, this man has a strong police connection and I don't know how, will learn from him one day though, it was really late yesterday when I called , first of all I apologized for calling that late and told him to give me a contact in the state CID to call, that I want to arrest someone, he asked me what happened, I was reluctant to tell and he said he will not give me any police contact until I tell him what happened, I had no choice but to tell him, he laughed really hard and I was like chai I don suffer, and he said look my son that girl is not worth it one bit, stop wasting your time with her, forget about the whole thing, okay, I said but that girl is tarnishing my image ,he said no buts, just forget about it, in a week or two, everything will die down , just forget ok because with this your anger if I let you arrest her she will ruth in jail, just forget ok son , I said ok sir, thanked him and ended the call .

By this time, I was already sleepy, didn't know the the time I slept off in my daughter's room
Woke up this morning and I was like hmmm , I deserve a vacation ,I have been working too hard this days ,a one week vacation won't be a bad idea , would have made it two if my daughter was on school holidays,.

But I really deserve to rest my head before e catch fire because so many things on my mind ,

On a second thought was I really wrong in my condition of getting tested for STDS before getting intimate

Illuminatiship:
Pdp na thieves when try pass APC when be harm robbers like for pdp share for apc

DreamyEyes:
thanks bro. But the issue now be say dem don humiliate me finish. Sending messages to my contacts, all the girl wey I chyke collect their numbers dey call me dey vex about the stuff. I feel so embarrassed right now

DreamyEyes:
Please if you have intentions of taking a loan online for whatsoever reasons, avoid Lcredit!
It's better face your financial problems tooth and nail than borrowing from those monsters!!
I borrowed from them 2 weeks ago and just a day after the loan was overdue, they started threatening to block my bvn and freeze my account as if I've been owing them for months or I ran away with their money.
It didn't stop there, they called and texted all my contacts, threatening them! Imagine the humiliation!!
Plus they are also adding extra charges per day. Please avoid Lcredit, I'm in this big mess now because I didn't know they were this classless.
Once again, Do not Take loan from Lcredit no matter what
Have a blessed day

peekay007:
Wow........,i just got an arlert now.......

Deblow:
Abi oo! They want him to declare himself a terrorist. Who does that?

Fireson:
Greetings to you all , I opened this thread so we can all share our benefits and also appreciate Mr. Seun and his team for their good works. However if you are not greatful for one , you won't see two .
For me , NAIRALAND has been a springboard . I got good gigs/ jobs and also met influencial and great connect right here . Thank you Mr.Seun Osewa

You can share yours ! smiley

DubaiLandLord:
In my own opinion, if not for insecurity issues, GMB is far better than OBJ and GEJ.

mariahAngel:
He always use the youths and they're the ones who pay the price.

Modupeola94:
If she doesnt demand why dont you buy for her

Slowne:
Is this real....