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MrCrackles:
oldies pretending to be newbies!

schele25:
My girl friend always complained that my privates is big for her. I am too embarrass that every time I engaged into sexual activity with her, she don't give it the way I want it. But I didn't bought this privates from the market, as I said to her. she always told me to stop it half way, which is the most bad thing I hate. We been dating for six months now, and having trouble with my sex life with her. Give me a help.

MrCrackles:
the guy is just narrating a nollywood movie he watched and you are offering solutions?

can't you smell the post? don't you think the poster is a muppet who only just discovered nairaland!

Cipriani:
@soki2ng make I yan U 1 tin. D only hapines 1 mus B afta is derived from makin odas hapi. so dere is no point hoardin fbts. if U don't give, odas wil.

semid4lyfe:
@soki2ng,
Guy,listen 2 yourself.U're speaking from both sides of your mouth.Ur 2 post's are contradictory and reveal your confused state of mind.
Listen:If any body ask me,I go give am ordinary opera 7.5 pc settings with transcoders and now u're saying I go talk am,only thing is I ain't droping.U're sure eligible 4 a place in Yaba Left.
As per knowing guys that deserve it and giving it 2 them off nairaland,u had better make sure of their dental 4mula's as well because believe me,what goes round will surely come around and u can never vouch 4 d friends of your so called THOSE that DESERVE IT and FINALLY, FINALLY I never asked you to drop your discovery(4 your mind),I only asked if u had found a way,before u started ranting like a mad dog about giving peeps or not.
I wonder wetin u go do d person wey go post am 4 here as per that ur yeye threat.
SHOOT THE POSTER IN THE HEAD OVER CYBERSPACE? yeye! & don't think we can't still be pals afta all lance vader and I started out on the thorny side of nairaland.

why u dey Bleep up na?

Cipriani:
@lance why U dey show yourself, U don dey proud now because U get ips. na that sleep make U continue 2 dey slip. one tin B say na this earth we go get & use ips, no B heaven. if U don't give, God go give.

Amen

Fadajasi:
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toluxa1:
Hey Guys, wetin dey worry this MTN guys sef. Since Day before yesterday, anytime I try connecting, it tells me Packet Data Authentication Failed. Has anyone been experiencing this?

Boss Ttdiamonds:
That's nt an sms dude. . . .that's how I'm going to kill u. . . U should be d€ad by nw. .
Jtlyrics. . Are u dead nw.

dis one is de bomb!

samuelk:
Sup justin,drag,tope,mayor nd others,am back here 4 good

it feels gud tu v u back. . .