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I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

What do you mean by upgraded?, please don't get me wrong, it's an innocent question

Ekealterego:
Life!
So, slowly the era of Messi and Ronaldo are coming to an end?
Goons like Mbappe are taking over but I hope he would reach the heights of these two greats... He is already a WC winner.

It will be tragic not to have a Messi-Ronaldo rivalry and discussion in football in 3 years time.. it will be a great loss to football when these two retires....We need another set of GOATS to replace quickly.

Goons?

This is 2021, but I can't help asking Is the goat still alive? Or has he been turned into yunno ಥ‿ಥ

Now she looks almost as cute as my cat, great one

Someone7:
I thought I was the only one I do same in Hitman too.

Hitman is one crazy game

henrixx:

you know what's up

Topolino:
Pls what's d name of d post Malone song

I actually listen to everything

Nothing at all?

Spend time with my dog, If I'm really mad I punish myself with workouts, listen to Post Malone
and kill a few people in Grand Theft Auto

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Peaceyw:
this is so funny

He needs to have his testicles removed ತ_ತ

My Dad is Superman.
He's been an Arsenal fan before I was born(I'm 18 ಥ‿ಥ)
If you can be an Arsenal fan for this long, then nothing can hurt you again, nothing!!
Up Arsenal (´;_;`)

We UI freshmen have been freshmen since 2019 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We're scheduled to begin virtual classes on the 22nd, but forget, we're the freshest

Fr?, no one knows about this stuff?

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DannyG8:
lol brother no reach that level jare

hehehehe

Akanoaaa:
That's life bro. Dad will always tell me "son, keep your next move to yourself."

I learned the hard way

Jesuspikin8:
doubt they still together

They broke up the year we graduated (2018)

Jesuspikin8:
doubt they still together

They broke up the year we graduated (2018)

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Hey, bro it's 2021, gotten a girlfriend yet?

Yellow Snoop Dogg Yellow Snoop Dogg

I crushed on this girl for 6 years (all through highschool), I never told her shii, the SS1 holiday (the one before resuming SS2) I told one of the few friends (I had like 4 friends at the time, don't blame me, I had serious self confidence issues) that I liked the girl, the mad man told me to wait till we resumed SS2 before telling her.
You won't believe that the bastard used the whole holiday period to woo the girl, we resumed and booom!!!, they were together, no explanations, apologies, nothin!!, I thought we were brothers man ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯