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Biosla cracking me up

emmieaddiz:
Maa sharpaly go knack my votes for Bally Abeg. . Una no go even come close

Baba, I dey your back. I am flogging Bombai Balley Ballat with 200votes. No sharing at all, I have been waiting since Sunday for this day.
Where my ballot paper sef make I thumb print?

Advert ohh. For now we need advert. I am tired of these yeye yarns from them.
PayPort, where una dey?

Haba Debbie, why are you talking about family upbringing again. I thought Bassy said this babe was bright? Mehn she is falling my freakig hand.

Tomorrow them go say Tboss no dey gossip.Shior!!!

Debbie-Rise: Hope I didn't say anything wrong?
TBoss: How can, where? No way
Tboss didn't disappoint me rárá.

bamisho:
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You see why Efe was smart not to answer on Sunday . They will surely use it against him later

The captain doesn't only have neeples, he also have a sound kidney.

Debbie-Rise don start again

TBoss: Ahhh font put your dirty hand in your mouth
Debbie-Rise: Yeah that's true. Thanks.
I kuku know say Debbie na dirty girl.

Oya ohh... Awón slay mama, come here and masturbate on this thread.

phintohlar:
na where u see sosoice?

Hahahahaha!!! I DON finish myself... Make I edit am biko

geekybabe:
Its just an html page. You can increase.count on dat page by modifying content on d back end

D polls mean absolutely nothing. The sms on the tv is more reliable than that damn poll.

ohhh you again! Whats up na? How's the Debbie Rise ministry going? The babe ain't repping again jorr.
Hope you are good?
BTW I haven't voted yet, maybe I could spare few votes for her because of you, her royal geekyness

gabbychill9922:
Thanks to all who offer invaluable suggestion on this platform, it was through ur help that I'm gainfully employed in the UAE today... Big shout out to Natty (u r the boss) but I'm still expecting my Burger. Also, thanks to all those who utilize little opportunity to make jest of people, it was you who thought me to be frugal in asking questions.

My advice for anyone with the intention to come here in search of job is to pray, gather enough information and proceed without fear. As I have received so shall I give back. So, I will always be back to contribute and give tangible suggestions... Finally, Dubai is not bread and butter like some people paint it to be and be careful with agents who promise u job on arrival. Most good companies don't need agents to recruit since there is always pool of capable workforce looking for job in Dubai. Back to work..

#God bless Nigeria.

Congratulations bro. All the best

Moving4:
But at times these Polls doesn't tell who is leaving

Yeah but most times its right. Been following it since Cocoice left, and it hasn't failed. The votes in percentage may not be correct, but in the end, it gives you a clear picture of who is leaving.

austinosita:
I bet this her votes will be a waste if the house saves her today. Biggie says one house mate out of the nominated 4 will be saved by housemates vote.

Yeah oh! That's why I haven't voted yet. People just burnt their votes on her. I think she or Bally will be saved tonight

rheether:
And yes! Tboss is going home.. But she will be bigger and better after #BBN.

Glory to Jesus, pretty one.

Follow my instruction

Doriana2:
The ambiguities involving Dino Melaye's certificate scandal has overwhelmed Nigeria's news space. The pertinent reality that only few people talk about is: Either a senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria did not graduate from a university or he graduated with an abysmal grade. It is now clear that a major part of Nigeria's  problem is the high number of uneducated and underqualified leaders occupying important political positions. This is unfortunately accompained with a populace that does not seem to care.‎ 
There was a recent thread of a proud third class civil engr Uniben graduate. While we admire the young man's courage to accept his subpar performance in school, we detest the idea that third class graduates should be allowed to occupy sensitive political postions. Nigerians have to realize that: ONLY excellent and qualified employers can make an organization excellent. Political positions should be treated as an important job vacancy and elections should be seen as a serious job interview.  It is because Nigerians don't pay attention to the qualities presented by 'prospective job applicants' and majorly look at tribe, religion or 'Number of Rice Bags shared' that we are in this mess of a country.
Unintelligent people would reply by saying 'Many People with 2nd class and 1st class are not as rich as some with 3rd class? They go on to proffer as an example, a detestable and morally reprehensible creature like Dino Melaye. The obvious answer is 'the ineffectual and unqualified political office holders are the cause of the failed experiment called Nigeria. The high rates of unemployment and wealth inequality are due to exactly leaders of such groups.
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Another class of mentally myopic individuals would cite an example like Goodluck Jonathan, who was a PHD holder but was also mediocre as a leader.‎
The not so obvious ‎answer to this comes in the form of a parable: 'Lack of good tomatoes does not mean we should cook stew with sand'. The fact that GEJ was terrible should spur us on to properly screen our leaders (plus political parties) and request for even better qualities. We should not make the mistake again ‎of selecting someone bad just because average did not work out. 
A country of 180 million people demands someone intelligent and capable to run it. Lives and futures are literally at stake. We should not take the posts of the president and senators as a testing ground for failures in school. A successful organization like first bank will not employ a third class graduate as CEO so why should NIGERIANS accept third class graduates (or complete illiterates) as senators?

You keep using WE, WE, you and who?

All those long thing mean say foreigners been no do business with Naija. But why na? Shey na because Buhari been go see him doctor? Oya since he is back, make una show na!

freshness2020:
...any explanation to this.

Baba, na reincarnation.
I saw an article online where that guy was called Mesut Ozil, now I know he is Ferrari. Some people can lie sha!

I PHed #20k sometime in February, paid and got confirmed but no GH yet. Bleep them ponzi, I am done with them.

henryanna36:
Aw!So lovely!Veteran actress Clarion Chukwurah and her husband pictured loved up as they head to New York for African American Women in cinema film festival



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/clarion-chukwurah-hubby-loved-up.html?m=1

I hope that's shina Peters

cathodekazim:
mtchewwwwww
no wife

no life


you sacrificed ur manhood


no child for yu in dat brotherhood

Smh...

Oyind18:
Man?

Okey.
Woman

Binchie:
Lol. I wonder what you'll say that would ruin my day. This is a faceless forum and I do not take things to heart. No face me because I no wan face you too. I dey beg you too.
Enjoy your day too.

Good for you.

CliffordOrji:
We Igbos support Governor Peter Ayodele Fayose. How I wish Governor Ayo Fayose can rule us in Igboland the same way he is ruling Ekiti becuase Ekiti State is more developed than the entire Igboland. Fayose is greater than all Igbo men both dead and alive.

Fayose is greater than ojukwu
Fayose is greater than chinua achebe
Fayose is greater than nnamdi azikiwe
Fayose is greater than nnamdi kanu

This flesh eater is at it again...

micxwell:
Lol, you may end up being shocked on sunday o. Let's wait n see

Issokey baba. No wahala. At the end na their pocket e go enter. We are only playing our part as viewers, fans and spectators.
One love bro.

Oyind18:
Bally the lazy okpolo eyed dude? I give up

Hahahah! Easy man. Na favour bring am thus far. The guy hasn't been awesome doing tasks and challenges sha!
Let's see how it goes.

Binchie:
You well so? This is the second time you are quoting me on this topic. Abeg bros dey ur lane. Mtschewwwww

I never used derogatory words at you miss. I don't want to face you please. I only was only making things clear. Please , please I no wan face you, I don't want to ruin your day. I de beg you.
Nuff said.
Enjoy your day.

Rad1cal:
He has a point though. Percentage could be relative.

It could be but not certain, that's what I want him to know while when tried to Rubbish my post. I made my post based on statistics, while he replied based on uncertainty, hate and sentiments. Let's see how it pans out.