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Try to take your dinner before 18h00 (6pm) and make sure you take something light like; Indomie and egg (fried or boiled), Macaroni, Rice, Beans and plantain, bread and egg with tea, and any other light foods sometimes may be fruits.

Try take local herbs because of your appetites, they help too.

WARNING!
DO NOT TAKE TOO MUCH OF TEA TO AVOID DIFFICULTY AT THE POINT OF BIRTH.

For this fishing team, $1-million prize is the one that got away

If a person gets caught fishing without a license, in most cases, it results in a fine of perhaps a few hundred dollars.

For those aboard Citation, however, the infraction represents a setback of nearly $1 million.

The vessel's anglers had been participating in the 52nd annual Big Rock Blue Marlin Tournament, June 11-19 off North Carolina. Andy Thomossan landed what was by far the biggest fish: an 883-pound marlin, a tournament record.

The team on Saturday was declared winner of the prestigious competition, and there was plenty of celebration.

However, there also was a post-event lie-detector test, after which it was revealed that one of the hired crew did not possess a valid fishing license, available in North Carolina for only $15, or $30 for non-residents.

That was a violation of tournament rules and after lengthy deliberation, according to Evans Kistler of the Carteret County News-Times, tournament officials late Tuesday disqualified the catch and and denied the Citation team the winning purse.

End of celebration.

"No record. No money. No fish. No nothing. Yep, it's a nice ending to the story isn't it?" Thomossan told the Jacksonville Daily News. "He failed to get a fishing license, but we didn't know it. He told us he had it. He didn't. So you take a man at his word, you know?"

That man is Peter Wann. According to the state's fisheries division, he went out and bought a license after the catch of the monster marlin, bringing more shame to his team. He'll be fined $35 and ordered to pay court costs totaling $125.

The new winners are those who fished aboard the vessel Carnivore and caught the second-largest marlin, weighing 528.3 pounds. They net a grand total of $999,453.

Michael Topp, one of Citation's owners, figured the tournament board would not rule in Citation's favor.

"I think the Big Rock committee is doing what they have to do," he said. "I understand that. I'm a retired colonel. I know about rules."


Nairalanders, what do we call this?

DOMAN:
there is also Ocean View,

I love this place.

chelsea4su:
argentina 20 ,nigeria 0

Na wa 4 u oo!!!!!!!!

Nigeria 1 - 0 Argentina

BE CAREFUL GIRL! your so call friend might also be interested in the guy. so, if you can't tell him direct as woman concern VISIT HIM SEVERALLY, SHOW HIM SOME OF YOUR PICTURES you might even drop them with him, ASK HIM TO TAKE YOU OUT ANYWHERE, MAKE SURE YOU SEE HIM ALMOST EVERYDAY one day the guy would tell you HIS FEELINGS by all means. act fast before someone else takes what belongs to you.


DISCLAIMER NOTICE!
God forbid, if this guy disappoint you don't be annoy because it happens and you may not really know his mind because we are human we are funny. BE WARNED!!!

Pastor Ola:
This is the case of  WHEN  time is up.

do you mean end time?

omeja:
Health is wealth, the adage says. It's a shame that a 2 years old boy knows how to smoke. who teach him and who light the cigarette? the parents should be held resposible and tried for lack of parenting ability, cruelty to a child and child abuse.
But to others out who smoke and finding it difficult to quit, i have a good news for you.
A friend just told me how a simple four step process help him quit, so please check it out, who knows it might be helpful to you as well.
http://f50b4c01n1cn3z1k1a-75btz12./?tid=B51SQ2W8

I pray that it helps those who are ready to stop it.

I wonder why people still endanger their lives when it is clearly writing in bold SMOKERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG on the cigarettes carton. People still ignore the message and satisfy their unhealthy decision.
God help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IykeD:
Are you refering to MMA2? Cos my plane landed at about 9pm two weeks ago.Pls clarify

Old Local (ARIK DEPOT) I believe your flight landed at Muritalah Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) and roll itself to local, you may not know because you were inside. I am a protocol officer, I work there everyday. You can confirm from those work there.

olafemi:
The NDLEA should take the drugs and free the parents to take care of their children,abi them no know say the country hard? or government should start training the children then investigate the matter to apprehend the people that gave them the drugs.chikina

At least, them no pick the drug for ground. have government taken care of their own baby talk less of someone else?

naijaFrank:
Nairalanders, let us bow our heads together in prayer!

Let us Pray for the 'oloshi's' in power who sold shame in exchange for embarrassment.

give us prayer!

Goooooooood people of Nairaland!!!
Can you imagine that whenever it is 19:00HR (7:00pm) at local Airport Ikeja Lagos, no flight (plane) lands/take off at the Local Airport again until 07:00HR (7:00am) the following day all in the name of no light at tamack (Landing ground/field). All aircraft coming/going in and out of Lagos will have to go all the way to Muritalah Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) to take off/land which is going to take at least 15-30min because they have to transit the passengers with long vehicle to board the aircraft.
The question is this:
What do you think would happen if MMIA tamack has problem?

Newest:
Go buy chinko fone, wey dey vibrate die, make the girl dey always place am on her tommy, make u too come dey call your girl likeeeeeeeee

If I pour water wey dey my mouth for my lapi oh boy u go buy am oo!

lizzybabe1:
Mix 7up with Lime and Omo or Surf detergent. Then add Parozone Super Bleach and a little bit of dried pepper and potash. Shake it well and drink. The pregnancy will abort.

Mehn! u be indirect hired assassin.

@Poster.
You better go and prepare for it because I can see you buying pampers already.
I had a such experience, never wanted to abort anyway but wasn't ready for the responsibility. I accepted the pregnancy, face the challenge not because I was ready to nurse a baby but because I was scared of tomorrow even now still scare of tomorrow, who never can tell what will happen tomorrow, the baby might be your breakthrough.
Now, not yet married but the baby is a blessing to me and she is 3years plus singing, dancing, playing around. Sincerely speaking I love her more than anything on earth.

PLEASE MY ADVICE IS KEEP IT, ITS JUST FOR THE MEAN TIME. People are looking for this kind of opportunity and they never got one, spend a lot of money just to bear a child but no way. DO YOU KNOW MAY BE THAT'S THE ONLY KID YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? my brother, I repeat, that's what scared me then but now loving it.

nnachi:
may God forgive the parents, all cos of money?

Amen!

Bestglo:

o boy! so these men that usually look like that on our streets would have been handsome lord have mercy

Yep!

Ebonyeyes:
The system is what is driving people to do the unthinkable just to make ends meet. Yes we can condemn these parents and even call for them to be lynched but look at the situation in Nigeria, the politicians are committing much more heinous crimes with government/tax payers money. God really help us all.

Amen!
Somebody ran away with our National Identification Card money at the end of the day nothing happen

jellybean:
Na dis one we dey call serious MADNESS in PRACTICE

Yep! serious CRAZINESS in PERFORMANCE

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
is that the same people that were caught  2months ago or is this ANOTHER couple?!
9ja na wa oh!

Yep! same people but we need to inform those who are not aware of what is going on in this country.

Naija! is that how bad this country is?

Somebody heeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This boy has increased it to 4 packs (80 sticks) per day.
what can we do?

where the poster nah? please give us more details on what you want, na experience pple full here o.

NL's, pls carefully read this

A couple who attempted to traffic cocaine out of the country using their six-year old twins, have been apprehended.

Announcing the arrest of the duo - Jimoh Bashir and Jimoh Milikat - at the weekend, the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) disclosed that the couple will be charged for child abuse and drug trafficking, as it described the act by the parents as a complete show of contempt on the rights of their children.

Mitchell Ofoyeju, spokesperson for the agency, disclosed that Mr. Bashir allegedly connived with his wife to conceal 350g of cocaine each on the diaper of their twins on their way to London.

“Both parents and their kids were apprehended as they were about boarding an Arik Air flight to London, and the wife concealed 3.35kg on her body with some on her bra and some in her underwear,” he said.

“The innocent six-year old twins were also used in packing 700g of illicit drugs, which brought the total quantity of cocaine to 4.05kg.”

Condemning the act by the couple in a statement, the chairman of the NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said that it is unlawful for the parents to take advantage of their innocent children’s to involve them in a serious criminal act of drug trafficking.

“The action of the couple is callous, morally depraved, and unacceptable,” he said. “Apart from charging them on the grounds of drug trafficking, they will also be charged for child abuse, for no society will overlook such act of debasement.”

The Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) commander of the agency, Hamza Umar, revealed that investigations into the case is currently at an advanced stage and that other accomplices shall be made to face the wrath of the law.

Mr. Umar disclosed that the couple, who runs a superstore in one of the highbrow areas in Lagos, Ajah, got involved in drug peddling after being duped the sum of N2.2 million.

According to the agency’s airport commander, times became tough for the duo as they had to smuggle drugs to pay school fees for their kids.

The father of the family, Mr. Bashir, in his statement disclosed that they were to be paid 3,000 pounds by their contractors, adding that he was swayed by his wife to commit the crime.

“Initially I rejected the suggestion, but they convinced my wife who persuaded me to do it,” he said.

Meanwhile, the agency disclosed that the children have been freed.

“The children have been released to their family members but for the couple they will be charged to court,”

This is an end time

NL's, pls carefully read this

A couple who attempted to traffic cocaine out of the country using their six-year old twins, have been apprehended.

Announcing the arrest of the duo - Jimoh Bashir and Jimoh Milikat - at the weekend, the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) disclosed that the couple will be charged for child abuse and drug trafficking, as it described the act by the parents as a complete show of contempt on the rights of their children.

Mitchell Ofoyeju, spokesperson for the agency, disclosed that Mr. Bashir allegedly connived with his wife to conceal 350g of cocaine each on the diaper of their twins on their way to London.

“Both parents and their kids were apprehended as they were about boarding an Arik Air flight to London, and the wife concealed 3.35kg on her body with some on her bra and some in her underwear,” he said.

“The innocent six-year old twins were also used in packing 700g of illicit drugs, which brought the total quantity of cocaine to 4.05kg.”

Condemning the act by the couple in a statement, the chairman of the NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said that it is unlawful for the parents to take advantage of their innocent children’s to involve them in a serious criminal act of drug trafficking.

“The action of the couple is callous, morally depraved, and unacceptable,” he said. “Apart from charging them on the grounds of drug trafficking, they will also be charged for child abuse, for no society will overlook such act of debasement.”

The Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) commander of the agency, Hamza Umar, revealed that investigations into the case is currently at an advanced stage and that other accomplices shall be made to face the wrath of the law.

Mr. Umar disclosed that the couple, who runs a superstore in one of the highbrow areas in Lagos, Ajah, got involved in drug peddling after being duped the sum of N2.2 million.

According to the agency’s airport commander, times became tough for the duo as they had to smuggle drugs to pay school fees for their kids.

The father of the family, Mr. Bashir, in his statement disclosed that they were to be paid 3,000 pounds by their contractors, adding that he was swayed by his wife to commit the crime.

“Initially I rejected the suggestion, but they convinced my wife who persuaded me to do it,” he said.

Meanwhile, the agency disclosed that the children have been freed.

“The children have been released to their family members but for the couple they will be charged to court,”

This is an end time

NL's, pls carefully read this

A couple who attempted to traffic cocaine out of the country using their six-year old twins, have been apprehended.

Announcing the arrest of the duo - Jimoh Bashir and Jimoh Milikat - at the weekend, the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) disclosed that the couple will be charged for child abuse and drug trafficking, as it described the act by the parents as a complete show of contempt on the rights of their children.

Mitchell Ofoyeju, spokesperson for the agency, disclosed that Mr. Bashir allegedly connived with his wife to conceal 350g of cocaine each on the diaper of their twins on their way to London.

“Both parents and their kids were apprehended as they were about boarding an Arik Air flight to London, and the wife concealed 3.35kg on her body with some on her bra and some in her underwear,” he said.

“The innocent six-year old twins were also used in packing 700g of illicit drugs, which brought the total quantity of cocaine to 4.05kg.”

Condemning the act by the couple in a statement, the chairman of the NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said that it is unlawful for the parents to take advantage of their innocent children’s to involve them in a serious criminal act of drug trafficking.

“The action of the couple is callous, morally depraved, and unacceptable,” he said. “Apart from charging them on the grounds of drug trafficking, they will also be charged for child abuse, for no society will overlook such act of debasement.”

The Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) commander of the agency, Hamza Umar, revealed that investigations into the case is currently at an advanced stage and that other accomplices shall be made to face the wrath of the law.

Mr. Umar disclosed that the couple, who runs a superstore in one of the highbrow areas in Lagos, Ajah, got involved in drug peddling after being duped the sum of N2.2 million.

According to the agency’s airport commander, times became tough for the duo as they had to smuggle drugs to pay school fees for their kids.

The father of the family, Mr. Bashir, in his statement disclosed that they were to be paid 3,000 pounds by their contractors, adding that he was swayed by his wife to commit the crime.

“Initially I rejected the suggestion, but they convinced my wife who persuaded me to do it,” he said.

Meanwhile, the agency disclosed that the children have been freed.

“The children have been released to their family members but for the couple they will be charged to court,”

This is an end time

NL's, pls carefully read this

A couple who attempted to traffic cocaine out of the country using their six-year old twins, have been apprehended.

Announcing the arrest of the duo - Jimoh Bashir and Jimoh Milikat - at the weekend, the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) disclosed that the couple will be charged for child abuse and drug trafficking, as it described the act by the parents as a complete show of contempt on the rights of their children.

Mitchell Ofoyeju, spokesperson for the agency, disclosed that Mr. Bashir allegedly connived with his wife to conceal 350g of cocaine each on the diaper of their twins on their way to London.

“Both parents and their kids were apprehended as they were about boarding an Arik Air flight to London, and the wife concealed 3.35kg on her body with some on her bra and some in her underwear,” he said.

“The innocent six-year old twins were also used in packing 700g of illicit drugs, which brought the total quantity of cocaine to 4.05kg.”

Condemning the act by the couple in a statement, the chairman of the NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said that it is unlawful for the parents to take advantage of their innocent children’s to involve them in a serious criminal act of drug trafficking.

“The action of the couple is callous, morally depraved, and unacceptable,” he said. “Apart from charging them on the grounds of drug trafficking, they will also be charged for child abuse, for no society will overlook such act of debasement.”

The Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) commander of the agency, Hamza Umar, revealed that investigations into the case is currently at an advanced stage and that other accomplices shall be made to face the wrath of the law.

Mr. Umar disclosed that the couple, who runs a superstore in one of the highbrow areas in Lagos, Ajah, got involved in drug peddling after being duped the sum of N2.2 million.

According to the agency’s airport commander, times became tough for the duo as they had to smuggle drugs to pay school fees for their kids.

The father of the family, Mr. Bashir, in his statement disclosed that they were to be paid 3,000 pounds by their contractors, adding that he was swayed by his wife to commit the crime.

“Initially I rejected the suggestion, but they convinced my wife who persuaded me to do it,” he said.

Meanwhile, the agency disclosed that the children have been freed.

“The children have been released to their family members but for the couple they will be charged to court,”

This is an end time

This type of post doesn't belong to this thread, next time you go to romance/sexuality.

4 d question.
It is abnormal. Tell your man to stop masturbating if he does, stop taking anything sweet/sugree, he should be taking local herbs, ugu with milk and also be doing some exercise because they help. A normal man most perform at least 5 round @ 45-60mins each if not more.
Another cause is when manliness is too big the performance would be very low because of flow of blood.

dominique:
some people are not supposed to have kids
that boy won't make to 10 years if he continue living with his parents.

I think you are right. The boy that doesn't know what is doing neither the meaning, they wanted to kill the boy indirectly since 18months old the boy refuse to die, now they need him most but seeing him dieing they cry out. what would they do?

makajibbz:
if he batters his own head and knocksout himself,maybe his brain will re-format and 4get cigar, or dey shuld take him 4 rehab,when he batter his head,and nuttin batter he'll stop,

You can't blame him because I've said it before that he doesn't know what is doing neither the meaning. so is the parents now to be blame.

Hi NLs, please I have a problem with my yahoo messenger.
I can't see what am typing neither the one of recipient. I trying go through Message preference-achieve still I can't see the message.
please, what do I do to see the chat messages?
Thank you

~Sissy~:
of course its the parents. the person here in question is still a very small child. he doesnt know the damages hes doing to his health and his young lung

I agree with you.
He doesn't even know what he's doing talk less of the meaning.
for Africa? NO WAY!

Brownteeth:
nna wah oo. see as the guy transform to an ugly old man. it means a lot of hungry africans will look wonderfull when the land becomes green. food good ooo.

Exactly! which means we are all handsome/beautiful.

lysaa:
This isn't funny at all. What is the world turning into? This is child abuse plus that child doesn't look healthy like the father claims. . Apparently consuming junk.
they should remove all kinds of cigarette he's into from his reach. Maybe take him away from his parents and sue them for child abuse. .imagine those tender lungs of his.

if he doesn't see cigarette for couple of minutes he batters his head on to the wall, screaming and he doesn't take anything until he sees cigarettes (quotes from the parents).

But another thing is he moves around with toy truck because he doesn't have stamina'

What do we call this and whom to blame?