₦airaland Forum

Jeon:
Why do you even have to go into it if you're very sensible and mindful ?.

Begone woman, I gat nothing to say to you

Hi Nairalanders,

It's essential to be mindful of the potential for deceitful behavior in any relationship. Never ever will you forget to take a moment to FEAR WOMEN.

Foster open and honest communication in your relationships. This can help address any concerns or doubts. Stay vigilant and take care, Nairalanders!

The guy no FEAR WOMEN enough, nah why, make e try dey FEAR WOMEN more when next he is going into a relationship.

Give him the dividend of his investment. What else does a Nigerian girl have to offer anyway?

In the tapestry of life, heed the wisdom: 'Beware the charm of Moromoke, for in her gaze lies both allure and mystery. Navigate the dance with caution. In the dance of hearts, may wisdom be your guide, and the echoes of caution be a melody that keeps your spirit discerning amidst the enchanting rhythms of affection.

In a plot twist that could only be described as Shakespearean mixed with a touch of Marvel superhero origin story, our oga has defied the odds, conquered the abyss of rejection, and emerged victorious in the game of love!

While mere mortals might have thrown in the towel after a week of being ignored, our man strapped on his cape of resilience, donned his armor of determination, and charged headfirst into the battlefield of unrequited affection for half a decade!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Witnesses said he dodged rejection bullets, leaped over barriers of indifference, and somersaulted through the flaming hoops of emotional distance, all in pursuit of the elusive lady's heart!

Experts are now considering whether he should be nominated for a Nobel Prize in SIMPING or awarded the title of 'The Unbeatable SIMP.' Either way, the man who turned a five-year snub into a lifetime commitment has earned his place in the Hall of Epic SIMPS Stories! 💑🏆

This is not just a marriage; it is a symphony of persistence in the face of indifference, and a lesson to us all: Never underestimate the power of someone crazy enough to wait for a girl for half a decade.

Stay tuned for the next chapter in this extraordinary love saga, as our hero now navigates the uncharted territory of marital bliss after half a decade of relentless pursuit!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hourly pay rate in a country governed by APC. Let's say ₦150/hr in APC format. Judging from their 30k NPower stipend which is even no more

Omo , this is beautiful💖

Bålablue

She's already leading you 10 - 0 You dated a 28yrs girl for 2 years and didn't do anything with her. Shame on yoh bruh.

WTF!!! You actually expected a Nigerian girl to be virgin at 28? Egbami!!!

You no FEAR WOMEN enough, nah why

Anyway, tell the wicked girl that you wish her luck moving on. Trying to convince this type of girl is a waste of time.

Lock up chief, find another girl, and feel good, life is too short to ask people why they did what they did. Enjoy yourself man, let her find her Romeo elsewhere.

Girls don't seek reconciliation, nor do they agree to one. The moment you have a misunderstanding with a girl, pack your bags and decamp to another party

I moved to settle a dispute with a girl this year, it didn't take me long to realize I made a big mistake doing so. I learned after a particular public embarrassment from her. Since then, I've made up my mind to let sleeping dogs lie and never to wake any resting trouble again. Unfortunately, one is always wise after an event. I learnt mine the hard way.

Your girl may be different though but believe me, 99.99% of Nigerian girls are like that. You don't have to go on a futile endeavor to win back a lost girl, the lesson most of them don't learn now, they will learn later. They think it is easy to find a man responsible enough to seek peace over ego.

A custom checkpoint will do, try bring in rice from Seme

E no go better for una. Bastard government

What's with the bad news on a Saturday morning like this?

GREAT MAN

Shege dey everywhere for this Tilumbu country

They are pushing to the point where people will no longer sub.The senseless hike in price is fast becoming a trend especially for the incredibly useless Gotv.

Back in the early 1990s, when Rob Newman and David Baddiel were selling out vast arenas, it was briefly posited that “comedy is the new rock’n’roll”. Today one might surmise that “politics is the new comedy”. In addition to the reality television star in Aso Rock, the party with the largest votes in Nigeria's 2023 general elections – APC – was founded by a former comedian.

APC took the cult of live performance to ridiculous lengths. Frequently compared to the atmosphere at WWE wrestling bouts, these events were a manic combination of the scripted, the unscripted and the scripted ‘unscripted’, with BAT taking every opportunity to be as BAT as possible.

The danger this whole situation poses is that we constantly encounter serious issues packaged up with unserious ones.

So he couldn't jass the soldiers, make he nack them something strong or at least flog nonsense commot their body

Back in the early 1990s, when Rob Newman and David Baddiel were selling out vast arenas, it was briefly posited that “comedy is the new rock’n’roll”. Today one might surmise that “politics is the new comedy”. In addition to the reality television star in Aso Rock, the party with the largest votes in Nigeria's 2023 general elections – APC – was founded by a former comedian.

APC took the cult of live performance to ridiculous lengths. Frequently compared to the atmosphere at WWE wrestling bouts, these events were a manic combination of the scripted, the unscripted and the scripted ‘unscripted’, with BAT taking every opportunity to be as BAT as possible.

The danger this whole situation poses is that we constantly encounter serious issues packaged up with unserious ones.

E no go better for FG. They expect people with promising future to stay in a country with crazy leaders looting the common wealth of the country on mundane activities on a daily basis.

Before you say it, who wan stay for Nigeria before?

OfoIgbo:
So Igboho turned into a pussy , to evade arrest.

Typical.

And he ran to the same refugee camp in Rep. of Benin where other Yoruba refugees are.

Only Mackenzie Scott bleeped the list. The rest are pretty fair

SIMPS everywhere

VeryWickedGoat:
So your annual salary if the full rent.

I look forward to your advise me vs landlord thread in the romance section next year.

8 months

Ahhh! You want to marry in this tinubulation time

I won't advice you to marry this time. There is hunger in town, and any girl you see now is most likely to depend 100% on you.

How do you want to juggle 30k between 2 people in 30days. That's #500 daily. How do you cope with #500 in a day when you have to eat and go to work.

Kungfu academy I guess