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WETIN FEAR DEY CAUSE: Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am, 45mins later bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem. I dey think say my life don finish,I come outside. Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me.
If na u, wetin u go do the gate man

Praise be to the Almighty God for this great turn around

when you and others want to take group picture... you are the one they will give the camera to snap...
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eti yin melo...

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WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never
asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying
the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be
a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like
a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let
her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen,
where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-
lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t
look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s
face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-
charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when
she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your
care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is
nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that
means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of
life with your wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children
because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman
closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother
could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but
remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each
other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more
money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that
stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window
of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex,
it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed,
there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before
I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t
endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your
riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are
ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to
any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if
a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide
all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to
start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to
her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her,
what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was
foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family
name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female
achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an
ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was
wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not
raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I
can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty,
though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their
appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call
tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their
body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what
happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always
coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing
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thanks so much everybody

I give God the glory for making me see another joyful year...
u can contact me for venue and ur cake..

I want everybody to just bless God for my life as I add a year today

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Abeg if anybody get Jonathan or Party chairman contact, pls link me up ASAP right now.
I promise over 1000 votes from youths around here in as much I'm getting this cash for each and everyone one of them...
who's joining the FORWARD train...

*Balogun Remilekun M.
*March-04-1998.
*Striker.
*played Olleme Pleatue in port novo and Queen stars in osun.
No present team.

davmor:
hello everyone, Tunisia, South Africa, Moroco, Qatar and Rushia, which country is better for football, I have options to go to any of them for my football career in a Division 2 Football club side
Thank you all.

hi, so how are u doing over there now and which of d country did u eventually go

teniola55:
call me,make i link her to someone.If she is good,she might make the world cup team

waow, that will be a good one, thanks so much...
u can buzz me on whatsapp for a better chat or u send me ur number.
08134648805

crownprince102:
My sister..... Getting a club or academy in europe for ladies is quite easy unlike men's football.
Please supply this informations
* Name
* Date of Birth.
* Playing Position
* Past Teams
* Present Team
and other necessary informations.

thanks so much, I'm going to provide those info asap but I will like maybe if we can do more of this conv on whatsapp... you can buzz me up for a chat.
08134648805

thanks so much

Her name is Dara and she's a friend who have this passion for soccer.
She has played with
different Nigerian clubs in Lagos and Osun State,
captained clubs,
and also played outside Nigeria I.e
port novo and Ghana...
The only but is that she's not yet at the peak of her career after 10years on the pitch.
I will be so grateful if any nairalander can link her up with foreign football academy for females or foreign football clubs...
I believe this forum has already done something greater than this in helping each other

I got this picture from a friend and I think its still the best dp of the day or what do u feel...
you can share yours too if you gat any captivating picture....
But LIKE this if you love your mum, either with you, far from you, alive or resting in heaven....

uncleFola:
The 10 secrets your mother probably never told you. Please be aware that you might burst out in tears while reading this…


Source:https://iamreconnaissant./2015/01/20/the-10-secrets-your-mother-probably-never-told-you-please-be-aware-that-you-might-burst-out-in-tears-while-reading-this/

Thank you mother… Thanks for everything you’ve done for me and our family.

I love you so much.

she's my first wife...
u need to marry my mum before u marry me

drop your sermon topic, pastor name and church name and let's see the church with the highest like

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which country did you register with coz Nigeria is not there... I wonder which postal code and phone number to write