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You can't blame them either cos its just in a bit to get the rich, richer and the poor, you know!

xpac01:
I've this before. I wonder why some people still doubt the divinity existence but never doubt devil's existence. God is real.

Nice question bro..

A 19-year-old woman in Africa from a place called Nakuru, Kenya who attends Kabarak University and admitted to infecting 324 men with HIV/AIDS virus on purpose. The woman claims she is not done and her goal is to spread the disease to at least 2,000 men in retaliation for her being infected by the disease at a party. The girl reached out to the Kenyan Daily Post and after being assured that her identity would remain a secret and shared the story about what lead up to her targeting men to sleep with and share the deadly HIV/AIDS virus

“Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti- Christian, they might not even pick up this story,” a scientist explains. “But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth.” NASA has said in this Tuesday’s press release that their rover presently on the surface of Mars, the ‘Curiousity Rover,’ has found the exact proof of God’s, that’s right, THE God’s, existence within a cavern on the Martian planet. According to NASA’s recent press release, the rover was operated to enter a cave near Aeolis Mons, a mountain on the surface of the red planet. Its camera saw inside TWO large stone slabs inscribed with some really interesting words. … On one stone slab, said to each be the size of an elephant, carved into its surface is the Ten Commandments which many of us know from Sunday School, and on the other, the Biblical verse of John 3:16 in a number of earth languages including, Basque, Chinese, English among others. At the bottom of the second stone tablet the phrase “I AM REAL” is embedded upon it. Scientists in the know are extremely surprised. “This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, “We went into the cave looking for water and potentially life, and we’ve instead found proof of God’s existence.” People everywhere are going to be in awe once this news gets around!

Favparis:
where is she na?

There yu are!!

Having set a new record in Nigerian history, Mrs. Aisha
Alhassan will forever be remembered as the first female
governor in Nigeria.
Born Jummai Ibrahim Abubakar on the 16th day of
September, 1959, in Jalingo, Taraba state, Mrs. Aisha
Alhassan has had always had a knack for politics.
At just a little over 18 years as a prelim student in
Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria, she contested for
the post of the SUG Vice President against two other
contestants. Winning that election made the only female
executive and the only person who wasn’t an
undergraduate.
If that doesn’t prove how strong a woman she is, read on.
Back in 1979, as a student, she met her first husband and
father of her three children – two girls and a boy. Her
husband, Prof. Ango Abdullahi was then Deputy Vice
Chancellor of her school and regularly represented the
Vice Chancellor at the meetings with the SUG executives.
He later became the Vice Chancellor three months after
their marriage.
After her first baby in 1980, Aisha’s new status of mother
and wife made her switch from her pure science
background to having a diploma in Law. That didn’t stop
her from doing so well as in 1986, a year after her son
was born, she was called to the Nigerian Bar. Two years
later, she had her last child.
Thats not all, Mrs. Alhassan has also had a lot of firsts. In
1996, she rose through the ranks and became the first
female Chief Magistrate in the FCT; in 1997, she was
appointed the first female Attorney General of Taraba
state; in 2002, the first female secretary of the FCT
Judicial Service Committee; and in 2003, the first female
Chief Registrar of the FCT High Court. She voluntarily
retired from the FCT Judiciary as the Chief Registrar in
2009.
If political interest was a genetic trait, Aisha got hers from
her father. Her father, Alhaji Abubakar Ibrahim, was a
former member of the House of Representatives in the
first republic. Her brother, Senator A. A. Ibrahim Jnr., was
a Senator for 8 years representing Taraba Central Zone.
It could be because of their influence that she too
become a member of the PDP in 2005. However, she
wasn’t politically active until 2010 when she contested
and won the Senatorial seat for her zone.
After her marriage to Engr. M. S. Alhassan in 2007, she is
now referred to as Senator Aisha Jumai Alhassan. And
soon, after her swearing in, that too will change as she
will then be referred to as Her Excellency, Governor Aisha
Jummai Alhassan.

Favparis:
Don't think this will work in Lagos

3RDMB??... Apply It

The YBNL Boss, Olamide, revealed that one of the most embarrassing moments in his life was when he was wrongly accused of stealing. He made the revelation while speaking with Vanguard. When he was asked about his most embarrassment moment, the Shakiti Bobo crooner said:- “I will pick an incident that happened in the studio a few years back. I was in the studio when this senior act came in to record a song and he said he was hungry. Who else will he send to buy food if not me who was the youngest in the studio? The money he gave me was not enough for his meal, so I decided to add my own money. I even used my own money to pay for transportation. "When I got back to the studio with the food, guess what this guy said to me “Cabasa, tell this your boy to give me my change, if he wants money, he should tell me and I will give him. He should not use trick to steal my money. I almost got angry, but one look from ID Cabasa calmed me down. Today, the guy is one of my biggest fans and he is planning to do a song with me.” The industrious rapper, whose street savvy punch-lines makes him unique will be dropping his fifth album this month.

Dear motorists of 3RDMB, When I see you in traffic every evening during the week I see the frustration in your faces. I see the hurt in your bloodshot eyes (from staring too long at brake lights). I feel the pain in your arms (from latching unto your steering wheels for 2 hours). It’s insane to say the least. On 3RDMB rush hour in the morning is between 5.45 and 10am while in the evening it’s typically between 6.30 and 9.30 pm. After 7 years of being a victim of locomotion (loco as in ‘crazy’ in Spanish) and getting high on ‘secondhand exhaust fumes’ I believe at this point it is my civil duty to share how you can cope with the menace that is the traffic on 3RDMB: Rule 1: Wise up I hate unpleasant surprises; 3RDMB being in my top 3. That’s why I log in to GIDITRAFFIC, TSABOIN TRAFFIC TALK and TRAFFICBUTTER APP on Twitter for the latest updates on all my routes out of the Mad Arena more commonly known as the Marina. These info sources are a Godsend if you have access to the Internet and want online real-time news about the state of traffic on all major Lagos routes. If you’re more of the radio listening type you can tune in to 96.1 Traffic FM and get the scoop there. Even if all your other alternative routes are experiencing traffic at least you’ll know which one has that broken down trailer blocking two-thirds of the three-lane road!!! Don’t drive off without getting your traffic information right or you’ll be singing ‘Bumper to bumper’ @wandecoal Rule 2: Snack up If you’re driving a brand new car and your rule of thumb is never to eat in it then think again. Motorists would agree that by the time you’re motionless on 3RDMB at about 9.30pm and you start nodding off to sleep on the wheel, you’re gonna need more than your stereo to keep you awake. But help is on the bridge. They roam the tarmac with multiple bags of popcorn, cartons of plantain chips and other munchies. I call these heroes Teenage Hell-bent Ninja Hawkers. Have you seen them run after motorists to make that sale? Usain Bolt aint got nothing on these guys and I say that boldly because he’s not running between the narrow spaces of moving trucks and danfo buses. If you haven’t noticed them by now then they’re better ninjas than I thought. The first set of hawkers when you get close to the UniLag waterfront section of 3RDMB sell Popcorn. A few 100 metres down the bridge you begin to see plantain chips and the occasional coconut chips and chin-chin. If you still haven’t made up your mind about what snack you want after this point then get ready for…(drumroll)…Rat poison. I still don’t get the connection and I’ve debated this severally with my passengers. Why have snacks, drinks and rat poison sold in that order? Don’t ask me. Ask the Teenage Hell-bent Ninja Hawkers. I’m yet to see a rat invasion at the end of 3RDMB so for now I ain’t buying. Rule 3: Wind up Last but not least, switch on that air conditioning and wind up your windows. Why? Because this is Lagos where open car windows are an invitation to robbery attacks. Some of the hawkers I mentioned earlier are informants and robbers in disguise. That said, keep your windows low enough to let your snack have easy access into your car and then wind up immediately you’ve paid the hawker. This is no time to be a cheapskate with your fuel consumption. ‘Ember’ months are in and the armed robbers are out. So unless you’ve got a car with external gadgets to apprehend or maim your attackers, EVERYBODY’S WINDOWS GO UP!….AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY STAY THERE! NOT DOWN, NOT DOWN, NOT DOWN or all you do is SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM lol. Even as I type this article on this fine Saturday I’m already dreading 3RDMB blues which set in round about 5pm every week day. Well, it is what it is. Remember, Wise up, Snack up and Wind up. Till Monday when I see you on the bridge, this is the Crazy Nigerian zooming off!

Fidelismaria:
sum re in skul to f**k bitches

Sex is now a habit bro

Truly, this is a man of Jah

Nawa ooNawa oo

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I'll do this for the sake of the love i feel for aspiring University of Uyo 2015/2016 students...please disregard rumours concerning the sales of post_utme forms as the University has taken a stand delving not into the issue untill much conveniences have been attained..
Presently, the said non_academic staff of the institution are deliberately on a strike as this MAY or MAY NOT affect the resumption date for the second semester and the post_utme issue as well..
You can as well stay updated by dropping your complaints on +2348107711411