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Politics › Re: Politicians Fighting At Atiku's House by K9Uneet(m): 10:14pm On Feb 09, 2016

There's a whole world of difference between politicians and political thugs. OP, which one you dey refer to abeg?

Education › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If This Happens To You(pic). by K9Uneet(m): 6:41am On Feb 09, 2016

SUPOL:
Is like with dat name are d same. Is ur own from Anambra too?

Delta state.

Christianity Etc › Re: Songs Of Solomon by K9Uneet(m): 1:32pm On Feb 07, 2016

I remember how I got my first girlfriend in Akwa Ibom NYSC camp with a quotation from the book of Songs of Solomon. Lolz.

Celebrities › Re: K Michelle Poses Topless In New Photo-shoot, Shows Of Her Nude Boobs by K9Uneet(m): 12:32pm On Feb 07, 2016

I no see wetin I expect to see.

Romance › Re: I Want To Meet A Nairalander This Valentine.. Esp. Male by K9Uneet(m): 12:25pm On Feb 07, 2016

360ng:
You will be shocked to see pics of my meeting with a nairalander soon.

Awwwwwww. Wish I'd be the 'lucky' person.

Romance › Re: I Want To Meet A Nairalander This Valentine.. Esp. Male by K9Uneet(m): 12:12pm On Feb 07, 2016

If you're ready to foot the bills, I'm game.

Okay.....I just saw the 'the bills will be on me' part.
But I'm still doubtful of your plans. Lolz.

Education › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If This Happens To You(pic). by K9Uneet(m): 12:02pm On Feb 07, 2016

osesology:
Nigga, ur last sentence almost made me to fall off my chair with laughter, chai!

Its not a laughing matter, dude. True story. I nearly gave up on life. That experience still haunts me.

Celebrities › Re: Huge Fan Tattoos Tekno's Face And Body On His Arm But Wants You To Judge It by K9Uneet(m): 7:43pm On Feb 06, 2016

Is he gay? Why him go dey tattoo his fellow man for him body?

Family › Re: If Your The Father How Would You React by K9Uneet(m): 7:02pm On Feb 06, 2016

I'll give thanks to God that she's alive and thereafter flog the living daylights out of her before advising her on the dangers she exposed her young self to.

Family › Re: Should Children Resemble Their Mums Or Their Dads? by K9Uneet(m): 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2016

NORAD:
None of the above. Seriously.

Why am I finding it difficult to believe this?

Romance › Re: Im A 26 Woman And Never Had A Boyfriend by K9Uneet(m): 6:56pm On Feb 06, 2016

shizzy7:
Do you like girls with big lips
Or bigger than the one on my dp...

You trying to kill me or what?
What would I be doing with those heavy appendages? If i try kissing her she'll end up swallowing my mouth or sucking my tongue out from my mouth.

Romance › Re: If You Are In-love With A Married Man: These Tips Are For You by K9Uneet(m): 6:52pm On Feb 06, 2016

Our olosho girls no go gree read this one o.
When they get married and their husbands start sleeping with other single girls na them go dey flock from one prayer house to the other. Ndi ara.

Romance › Re: Can Someone Who Masturbates Still Be A Physical Virgin? by K9Uneet(m): 6:43pm On Feb 06, 2016

SPLENDID25:
I need your candid opinions on these one. Can a guy or a lady who masturbates, but haven't had physical sex with the opposite gender still be called a virgin?

If e no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol. If you don pour your seed comot from chamber, you no be virgin again. As for women, that one na question for the gods aswear.

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Education › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If This Happens To You(pic). by K9Uneet(m): 6:37pm On Feb 06, 2016

obiZEAL:
Those mistakes sha defines you...and for Geraldine, she should pray never to cross my path...or she will be in your shoes...

My brother, she really messed my life up.

Romance › Re: 5 Types Of Ladies I Ever Dated In My Life by K9Uneet(m): 6:35pm On Feb 06, 2016

Your own na "Recharge card" abi? Mine is ATM card.
I've dated the cook, the wedding planner (I had to run away from that one abeg), and the bedmatician, and the fashion star.
Then I dated a combination of all 5 and she broke my heart.

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Jokes Etc › Re: When Shit Dey Worry You,but You Had To Snap First. by K9Uneet(m): 6:30pm On Feb 06, 2016

Red shoe, black dress and blue bag. And what's up with her health? She looks malnourished.

Education › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If This Happens To You(pic). by K9Uneet(m): 6:26pm On Feb 06, 2016

I go happy die.
I'll see it as a second chance/ second opportunity to make amends, because, truth be told I've made a lot of mistakes in life. But thank God for the life I'm living right now.
Then I'll learn NEVER to fall in love with any girl called Geraldine.

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Family › Re: Should Children Resemble Their Mums Or Their Dads? by K9Uneet(m): 6:22pm On Feb 06, 2016

NORAD:
I have a landlady, not a landlord. And I don't have an a.boki manning my gate

And the landlady has a husband, a son or a brother, I'm sure.

Romance › Re: Guys Have A Girl Ever Asked You For Your Number? Pls Share by K9Uneet(m): 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2016

Speechless3:
You are kind You must be new here.

Have been on Nairaland since 2013 but only started commenting recently.

Family › Re: Should Children Resemble Their Mums Or Their Dads? by K9Uneet(m): 6:17pm On Feb 06, 2016

Dey there dey ask nonsense kweshion until ya pikin go resemble ya landlord or ya aboki gateman, then you go know wetin you do yaself.

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Romance › Re: Guys Have A Girl Ever Asked You For Your Number? Pls Share by K9Uneet(m): 6:13pm On Feb 06, 2016

vicstar:
obviously, datz a compliment

Its a compliment but wasn't meant for you. So return am to the rightful owner.

Family › Re: z by K9Uneet(m): 6:12pm On Feb 06, 2016

onila:
yes

I see.

Romance › Re: Guys Have A Girl Ever Asked You For Your Number? Pls Share by K9Uneet(m): 6:11pm On Feb 06, 2016

Speechless3:
oh this comment must be for me

Very much so, yes. Its your comment.

Romance › Re: Guys Have A Girl Ever Asked You For Your Number? Pls Share by K9Uneet(m): 6:04pm On Feb 06, 2016

VickyRotex:
You're quoting the wrong person.

Wanted to quote a pretty female and my phone quoted a male. Gay phone. Lolz.

Family › Re: z by K9Uneet(m): 6:01pm On Feb 06, 2016

onila:
my father was inlove with another woman

so hes body was scratching him
poured all frustration on the poor woman

That's always a factor to consider when a man starts hitting his wife. And now that he has divorced your mom, did he marry the other woman?

Romance › Re: Guys Have A Girl Ever Asked You For Your Number? Pls Share by K9Uneet(m): 5:58pm On Feb 06, 2016

vicstar:
uhm am pretty sure its not ma dp u checked , because ma dp can't make u keep a face like dat

Forget the face. It made me speechless like your name.

Romance › Re: Guys Have A Girl Ever Asked You For Your Number? Pls Share by K9Uneet(m): 5:54pm On Feb 06, 2016

Speechless3:
You must be so cute then but i wont check your dp.

And now you've made me check your own DP and I'm like lipsrsealed

[quote author=Speechless3 post=42680289]You must be so cute then shocked

but i wont check your dp.

Family › Re: z by K9Uneet(m): 5:48pm On Feb 06, 2016

onila:
they have been divorced for years

That's sad. Better they're divorced than one of them commits murder.
Sorry for the nightmare you must have lived through as a kid.

Family › Re: z by K9Uneet(m): 5:47pm On Feb 06, 2016

onila:
they have been divorced for years

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Family › Re: z by K9Uneet(m): 5:44pm On Feb 06, 2016

Do they still fight? Abi old age don reduce their strength? If your dad still fights your mom, kindly advise him to join the World Boxing Federation and challenge Tyson Fury to a bout. Fury wants to retire from boxing because nobody is motivating him to fight. Your father should do the world a favour and put his boxing/fighting skills to good use.

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Nairaland General › Re: Can You Read It by K9Uneet(m): 5:39pm On Feb 06, 2016

I hpoe you wlil aswner yuor eaxm qeutoins lkie tihs and epxect yuor flul socers/mraks/gdsres?

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