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Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Date Someone That Smokes Weed Steady? by kagari: 12:05pm On Oct 20, 2013

Stylishrita: I have noticed o n its a big shame

That's. My biggest turnoff seriously

What of u?

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Date Someone That Smokes Weed Steady? by kagari: 11:48am On Oct 20, 2013

Who have noticed the trend of girls wearing tight underwear/ tights, longer than their skirts or gowns

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Handsome Is This Guy by kagari: 11:44am On Oct 20, 2013

rokiatu: [size=20pt]OMFG he is sooooooooooooooo hoooottt!!!!
[/size]

He is even hotter thaan this guy

https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001257033/trey_songz_u_belong_to_me_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

the OP is the night version of that dude

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: This Is It. by kagari: 11:42am On Oct 20, 2013

Hey cork, i bet u cant see meeeeee

i am up in URANUS

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Handsome Is This Guy by kagari: 11:40am On Oct 20, 2013

And the OP 4got to tell u guys that he is a big time PlAyer.

So ladies beware

Romance › Re: h by kagari: 11:37am On Oct 20, 2013

kunlery911: only broke ppl complain about girls that say guys should take care of them. if u have money u will be happy u can give cuz am pretty sure ur dad start taking care of my mom from when they start dating

dude looks like its bin long u visited 9ja.

Piece of advice:

drop that reasoning back b4 entering 9ja, or dem girls would help u drop it down here.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: This Is It. by kagari: 11:33am On Oct 20, 2013

Dude u forgot today is sunday.

Its d worst day u would say to a 9ja babe to ask u out

i bet u, try this ish on a friday innit
and see the massive turn out

Romance › Re: Best Way To Toast A Girl/madu/ by kagari: 11:29am On Oct 20, 2013

Babe you look like my latest bentley,
were you guys both created same day

i tried this with a 9ja babe and she told me straight-ups
' seeing is believing'

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Handsome Is This Guy by kagari: 11:24am On Oct 20, 2013

I can bet my life savings that
that shadow is the OP's shadow

@op i no get am?

Romance › Re: h by kagari: 11:21am On Oct 20, 2013

Guys did you notice how ladies tried to derail this thread?

9ja babes shaaaa, thank God e no work 4 una.

I would look for u
i would find u
and i would give u bele

datz all

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Handsome Is This Guy by kagari: 11:08am On Oct 20, 2013

I no go lie, i no see anybody

na only shirt and somthing wey b like person head i see

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Romance › Re: Can you tell your girlfriend to open her... for you by kagari: 3:08pm On Oct 19, 2013

roymary: OP got owned by bunch of heartless Hijackers...

BTW, Airtel's customer service sucks more than MTN- you know. Why do i have to wait - listening to some crappy Airtel jingle for good 1hr all for 2 mins consultation? That's just lame!

babe do you realize u called me a kid on one thread,
i felt insulted but i forgive u 4 the love of God and the the love of wifey

i would have looked 4 u
i would have found u
and i would have given u bele

Romance › Re: Things To Check Before Saying 'I LOVE YOU' by kagari: 2:57pm On Oct 19, 2013

roymary: He be like you be small pikin

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Romance › Re: Things To Check Before Saying 'I LOVE YOU' by kagari: 2:57pm On Oct 19, 2013

roymary: He be like you be small pikin

would have replied u adequately but somthing just tells me to lock-up

e b like say ur brain dey touch oo, must u quote me?
U neva hear jump and pass b4

babe iam just aving fun,

piece of advice

neva take comments on NL serious

Romance › Re: What Was The Last Suprise/gift U Gave Ur Boyfriend/girlfriend by kagari: 2:51pm On Oct 19, 2013

A hot slap

that babe sabi lieeee

Nairaland General › Re: Letter To All I Might Have Offended On Nairaland. by kagari: 2:49pm On Oct 19, 2013

Is this Abu ike nsi

Music/Radio › Re: Which Nigerian Musician Has The Best Stage Performance? by kagari: 2:23pm On Oct 19, 2013

Mehn if others lie give una , i no go fit lie

i have bin privilegde to go to a campaigne show where all A-list musicians came and were given enough time to sing

mehn tuface na baba

he go first they freestyle anothere song wey we no know come join like 3 of him songs together all with live band

for all the recording musicians, 2face na baba,

p-square sabi captivate babes, i no know how they take dey do am

then dbanj na king of stage

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Romance › Re: Can you tell your girlfriend to open her... for you by kagari: 7:07pm On Oct 18, 2013

For the 5mb 5naira package

dial

*419*1#

datz all

Romance › Re: Things To Check Before Saying 'I LOVE YOU' by kagari: 6:59pm On Oct 18, 2013

There is this babe, i dont love and she does not love me too.
But we do say to ourselves
you love me, i love you too

does it mean we love ourselves

never mind

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Romance › Re: How Do You Know That Your Partner Is Proud Of You. by kagari: 3:22pm On Oct 18, 2013

I no make sense?

Y nobody wan quote me?

Romance › Re: How To Make Your Partner To Say "I Love You" With No Stress.. by kagari: 3:08pm On Oct 18, 2013

Chimax15: How to make your partner to say "i love you" with no stress..
Just tell her this joke..
There were TWO birds in the house the other one name was YOU LOVE ME and the other
one name is I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME flew away
who is remaining?

hey dude, i make it a point of duty to support guys threads on nl.

But first of all @op

this thread make sence to you?
What did u smoke b4 u opened this thread?
would you ever open similar thread again?
was ASUU the cause of this thread?
Do u feel proud of this thread?
Can you recommend this thread to your younger ones?

@op no just bring that format say na joke
there is a section for jokes

Romance › Re: What Should I Think Ooooo by kagari: 2:51pm On Oct 18, 2013

@op

if u know ur mamba is bigger than the guys own,
snap it and send to the guy make fear catch am 2

LAST bullet:

it seems like your girlfriend likes his mamba

'teamjustthinkingifyouknowwhatimean'

Romance › Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by kagari: 2:44pm On Oct 18, 2013

Hey house

i know self service is the biggest vice eating deep into our society today

let me tell you guys somthing, porn is like a inducer of self service. Porn was original started to help black americans and africans who have strict culture against sexual activities
you and i should know by now that white dont give a flying f.uck about sex
but with open cultures these days porns helps in enhancing better sexual life by exploring what you watch with your partner

but the bad thing now is when you are exposed to porn as a teen, you would need the grace of God or nymphomaniac as a girlfriend to give up this act

but the goodnews is that people outgrow self-service from their late twenties.

But there are exceptions oo, just like u see a matured lady still peeing on the bed.

Peace to my people

Romance › Re: Can you tell your girlfriend to open her... for you by kagari: 12:34pm On Oct 18, 2013

Op y u do like dis na?

U no con show for my end again yesterday

i no dey like all dis kan posting ooo

Romance › Re: Male Best Friend Or Girlfriend:who Should Sit On The Passanger Sit? by kagari: 12:17pm On Oct 18, 2013

As for me

una know say person they get mumu guy and correct guy

if na my mumu guy the guy go go back oo, unless him don sidon b4 my babe show

if na my correct guy my babe go go back even though she don siddon b4 my G show

but 4 wifey she decides where to sit, but she usually prefers back sit when iam with my real G's

last bullet: she know all my mumu guys

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Romance › Re: Does Love At First Sight Really Exist by kagari: 11:14pm On Oct 17, 2013

Looks like i miss road

who can direct me to romance section, pulllleeease?

Romance › Re: How Do You Know That Your Partner Is Proud Of You. by kagari: 11:08pm On Oct 17, 2013

When she goes under-G

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Look( Stare) At Boobs And Ladies Butts by kagari: 11:05pm On Oct 17, 2013

Because that is the only physical character aka characteristics
that we can see

Romance › Re: That Time In Your Life When You Don't Care About A 'friend' Anymore by kagari: 11:00pm On Oct 17, 2013

Please who knows how to cook egusi soup

i am the only one at home

Romance › Re: The Nairalander,s Issue With women by kagari: 10:57pm On Oct 17, 2013

[quote author=sex-sty]Uhum.yet another guy that loves the sound of his own voice undecided

.Congrats on ur achievments tongue

..Civilisation beckons on you grin

GoodN!

[/quote]babe calm down this does not call for so many english

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