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People see ooo

my toilet is not flushing 2night, i dont know what is wrong oo

The nigerian part of my brain is seriously telling me this is b.ullshit

but

that sweet part of me says OP u just described me before 9ja babes deal with

make we dey see sha

Emmalaw10: . I give u high-five plus 5bottles of winw

guy you be winch?

How u expect make i take finish 5 bottles of wine

guy i no support u again, u wan u style kill me






u b correct guy jorr

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...the wunt release ordinary punny but then... they want u to buy them Chinese fryed rice..do we look like father Christmas? [/quote]the last babe that tried that stunts with me ended up in the monastry.

Please dont advice

obo389:
what is handsome abt ur pix?
mtecheeew.
na ur fault and i hop ur nt the saucy and corkey type cos gurls detest that.
meanwhile,go mke them wash your head for u

i dont know how the OP looks outside his picture but
guys/ladies that reasons the way dis person i just quoted does are usually very ugly and take it out on every goodlooking guy that doesnt look like thier fantancies.

Talking from experience,

the OP said he was handsome and u have no right to counter his opinion, e-diot

@op

dont think i read what you wrote
who get dat kind time?
But i would advice still

spend a lot on her every seconds, she would beg you to be her god.

Try this only if she a nigerian and a lagos, abuja or portharcourt babe

How we wan take know u are pretty,
e b like say OP dey use us play 4 here?

But on a serious note smallies no dey gree 4 me again,
e b like say iam loosing the touch of my sweetmouth

Still available

Still available

Goodafternoon all

I think i am kind of confuse here

u see dats why i told wifey to stop feeding me beans in the morning

@numbskull0%

dont forget to pay homage to google, without it you would have been doomed 4 life

Nomski0: Let's just keep it the way it was before....no need for yo momma jokes.

who asked for your opinion this old woman

Happy sallah to my friends

Happy sallah to my friends

Happy to my friends on nairaland

Would still welcome opinions

Happy sallah to you all

Happy sallah to you all

Vivly: You text something?

wow just commited self murder

didnt check ur profile pic b4 yabbing and now i stand no chance of asking u out.

Carried away by university life and graduated with a 2:2.

I cant change time so i am making it up in my post-graduate and business

God bless nigeria, bless my family and bless me. Amen

Vivly: Cry me a river

goodnight sweery

but your own go done here when i wake up

just pray i got business appointments or i pour out my vexation on u

u gerrit?

[quote author=god_of_music]@Nadia_SA i'm so hungry, since you can't cook indomie can i chop your nyash


#TeamGOM [/quote]dude you my man

but this ish is plain silly

Vivly: Don't quote me again. Wanna sleep

i forgot electricity was a stranger to where you stay.

We are doomed on this thread 2moro, cuz ur IQ would be on the minus

[quote author=god_of_music]First of all i don't have a kid, i'm sorry but you write crap these days


#TeamGOM [/quote]only a crap writer identifies another crap writer

dude work hard, you get a long way to

you started from the bottom and you are still here all these years

Cant believe you guys are still talking about 9ja girls

mehn i used to defend them but most of them are full of shit

i can stand any bullshit from them girls but not being able to hold a 5 minutes discussion without uttering b.ullshit is the peak of it for me

yeah i know my sis, my mum and my wife are 9ja, so dont remind me

[quote author=god_of_music]So have any of you started work on your
Oedipus Complexes?


#TeamGOM [/quote]this man i just had a bet with your
son

he said you would never have sense till you are 55 years but i said it was a lie

please dont let me down

Hernadez99:


We shall see

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abu mikey 2, that ish might not be directed to u

its just collateral damage

Vivly: It's time for bed. Goodnite

please dont forget to charge your brain before you sleep

or u would be as dumb as ever 2moro

my 2 cedis

Vivly: You may look like a fo.ol and talk like a fo.ol but i don't let that fool me. You really are a fo.ol

babe i am sorry to say this

you just passed the fool's test

u are now on another level of your own

nikkyshyne: Shock me. Say something intelligent will ya

why would i want to shock you

intellegence shocked to death the first person who tried acquiring it in your family

please read your family history to prevent your untimely death