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Politics › Re: Al-Qaeda Jihadis From Benin Move To Nigeria, Settle At Kainji Lake National Park by Kaido: 4:14pm On Jun 20, 2024
Odin13:
Northwest neighbors Southwest..

Just tha jihadist sees infidels not southwest..

They’re welcome.
Northwest Nigeria borders Niger Republic to the north and to the south North Central Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Al-Qaeda Jihadis From Benin Move To Nigeria, Settle At Kainji Lake National Park by Kaido: 4:08pm On Jun 20, 2024
A Muslim terrorist settles in Northern Nigeria.
NYSC › Re: Lady Cries As She Salutes Brother For Helping Her Graduate And Complete NYSC by Kaido: 3:23pm On Jun 20, 2024
Wow! A wise man invests in his family and not a girlfriend.

I salute you, man
Romance › Re: 'I Need A Husband'- Lady Cries Out! (Photos) by Kaido: 3:07pm On Jun 20, 2024
Romance › Re: 'I Need A Husband'- Lady Cries Out! (Photos) by Kaido: 3:06pm On Jun 20, 2024
Helinues see better wife for you.
Islam › Re: Four Kwara Hajj Pilgrims Have Died In Saudi Arabia by Kaido:
AntiChristian:
Radicalized Muslims!
Even if your brother at home commits terrorism so far as it's he's not a Muslim he won't be labelled!
That's even if he's also radicalized and all sorts!

Of course terrorism doesn't thrill my mind whether it is committed by Muslims or otherwise!

Only fools would tag only Muslims as terrorists!

And what do you expect when USA funds countries to destablilse some countries?
They move to the west!
It is not cool calling Muslims terrorists but they are majorly the instigators of terror around the world. Verbal abuse, hate, racism, tribalist breeds violence but people don't know that.

But let's face facts, 92% of most terroris groups around the world slam their fvcking heads to the ground, pray 5 times and always scream "allahubar" then they commit their crimes. On few occasions do we hear them scream "Jesus Christ" "Krishna" or even "Buddha" before they go berserk.

I don't like the US, UK...fvck em all. They are just for business while the latter looted and improverished many nations.

If there was something like a Muslim planet liveable just like Earth. Do you think there will be peace? You and I know it is a NO. The mindset of a typical Muslim is to fight. I have been searching for the peace in Islam but it is non existent.There are some good and nice Muslims around the world but they few.

Islam is still remains a political barbaric religion. Christianity was like that too but they got modern & became more peaceful.

People fail to understand that God is not a Muslim neither is he Christian. God is God. It is man that created religion which is yet to set many free.

We humans are trapped like in a prison but funny thing is the prison door is fcvking open & no one wants to get out. Lol

#sips beer#
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My Drawing Book Will Be 22years Next Month by Kaido: 2:17pm On Jun 20, 2024
I dey jealous artists. angry
Islam › Re: Four Kwara Hajj Pilgrims Have Died In Saudi Arabia by Kaido: 2:04pm On Jun 20, 2024
AntiChristian:
You sure know that your argument is illogical and lack any iota of reasoning!
Bombings, killing of other insignificant humans by radicalized Muslims and the slow Islamisation of Europe... probably the world are also illogical & lacks any iota of truth.

But these things fcvking thrills your psychotic mind, when it happens or whenever it happens. 🤪
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 1:44pm On Jun 20, 2024
IjebuWarrior:
@ Bolded. Exactly my point... which is why she's making it a big deal like she's doing the world a favor.
This na another angle. My head oo grin cheesy

You be lawyer?

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Islam › Re: Four Kwara Hajj Pilgrims Have Died In Saudi Arabia by Kaido:
AntiChristian:
Did your grandpa and others avoid it?
Dumb nigga!

Why the fcck would I want to be in Mecca or Jerusalem with lots of unknown strangers with highly terroristic tendencies?

Visiting Mecca and Jerusalem is trash. What happened to visiting a good beach, or even touring around any amazing city Milan, Paris, or even some African countries.

Boy, let me school you a bit. Visiting Mecca for hajj or Jerusalem is never the prerequisite to make heaven or afterlife.


And don't quote me psychopath cuz I won't reply you. Bye
Islam › Re: Four Kwara Hajj Pilgrims Have Died In Saudi Arabia by Kaido: 1:16pm On Jun 20, 2024
Some deaths are avoidable.
Family › Re: My Wife Threatened To End My Life And Send Me To The Afterlife (screenshots) by Kaido: 1:14pm On Jun 20, 2024
She wan dey bomb for you on Facebook.

Chai! See as I dey laugh in public.
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2024
Caaz:
Hahaha see reverse psychology
cheesy cheesy


Thanks for the laughs....thank you.
You are a good mother.

Have a great day, Mummy caaz! grin
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 12:28pm On Jun 20, 2024
Caaz:
wink But couple of moments back you were salivating at the meal.no pretend make hunger no bend your neck o

Oga I m not from taraba state,I m a deltan,the lil girl is from taraba state.

About your teaching me how to cook,I m a chef I don't need to blow my trumpet,but you see no effort is a waste,thank you for taking out your busy schedule to wanting to teach me how to cook.

Cheers.
I had to tell you it looks nice.

Never tell a woman her food looks bad or tastes bad. grin
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 12:26pm On Jun 20, 2024
IjebuWarrior:
OP, you're madddd! I bet my life the OP is igbo as expected.

You're expecting adulation from pple on here, no be so? You think you're doing us a favor by treating someone else's kid right? Which one be "Daughter of our gate minder?" Why not just a family friend? angry

Nigerians are just too foolish, ignorant and unnecessarily arrogant. angry angry angry
She can't be Igbo.

No Igbo woman would like to cook egusi soup like she did. Only few Igbo women are nice enough to take someone else's kid to have fun.
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 12:16pm On Jun 20, 2024
Caaz:
It goes well with utazi leaf than ugu leaf,with enough ponmo and lots of meat,with stockfish scattered inside it.

Here's me messing with your imagination cheesy wink cheesy.


Thanks for the laughs
I wouldn't eat that egusi soup you made even if I were starving cuz I know it will be highly unpalatable like a typical Jukun woman's food.

I have been to Taraba state and your women have zero cooking skills. I remember watching in horror as their men were gobbling down tuwo with the unpleasant and maggi-fied soup while licking their hands. They don't have a choice I said to myself.

Woman, I ain't tryna boost but I will teach you how to make proper and delicious meals. You should try making oha soups, bitterleaf soups, afang soups for your family and not bare egusi soup.

You see the way chicken dey find am hard to piss, na the same way your people dey find cooking hard.

You can't wow me in cooking except you reincarnate as an Igbo woman, Ibibio woman or maybe a Yoruba woman.
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 11:34am On Jun 20, 2024
Caaz:
I know say na hunger de catch you normally wink cheesy cheesy,but we're all in these together.

Okay no problem,I go add small utazi leaf put next time
Egusi goes well with ugu leaves.
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 11:28am On Jun 20, 2024
Caaz:
Stop underating ponmo,as I nor fit afford to buy fish,I say make I manage ponmo.

Shey you love the soup I cooked the ponmo with cheesy
I dey sure say your husband give you money for meat and fish but u don divert am. grin

The soup looks good but add small veggies.

Chai! Hungry don dey catch me make I run to Mama Nkechi restaurant.
Family › Re: My Fun Hangout With My Daughter And The Daughter Of Our Gate Minder. by Kaido: 11:12am On Jun 20, 2024
Caaz:
My daughter diligently getting a pack of ponmo from the chiller. cheesy
Bia, dis Jukun woman stop feeding your family ponmo. It has zero nutritional value


It's good have fun time with kids
Music/Radio › Re: Emilokan - Eedris Abdulkareem (Video) by Kaido:
Great song
Family › Re: Happy Father's Day From A Wonderful Wife by Kaido: 5:33pm On Jun 18, 2024
Good women haff finished. If you are married to one, count yourself lucky
Food › Re: This Items I Bought Today Cost Me 1k (pic) by Kaido:
I would rather add another 1k & rush to the market to cook a cheap good soup.

Okro 300
Ogbono 350 (I will use half)
Okpeye 50
Crayfish 100
Ugu 100
Smoked fish 500
Fufu 600

I can't remember last time that I drank garri o.
Family › Re: How Much Is Baby Food And Diapers In Your Area by Kaido: 3:14pm On Jun 18, 2024
If you like no use condom to dey knack
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Kaido: 1:36pm On Jun 18, 2024
Finally deactivated my account till 26 Aug 2024.

Belgium Una well done
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Kaido:
Health › Re: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by Kaido: 5:55am On Jun 18, 2024
perfectionist:
The appearance of the pupil is due to the red reflex, a pupillary response in melanin-deficient eyes when suddenly exposed to bright light at night. Due to the relative absence of melanin in the retina, light reaching the back of the eye pass through the inner retinal layer and get reflected by the blood vessels in the choroid. Hence, the red appearance.
If there had been enough melanin in the inner retinal layer, this light would have been completely absorbed thus making the pupil appear black.
The iris is blue for a similar reason; absence of melanin.
Diagnosis: ocular albinism.
Hope that isn't bad? 🙄
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Kaido:
embarassed
Sports › Re: Kevin Campbell Dies At 54 by Kaido: 3:08pm On Jun 15, 2024
RIP Legend
Sports › Re: Finidi George Resigns As Super Eagles Head Coach by Kaido: 1:12pm On Jun 15, 2024
He should have remained with Rangers instead of going to disgrace himself
Business › Re: I Feel Embarrassed When Guys Bargain For Foodstuff In The Market by Kaido: 1:09pm On Jun 15, 2024
If Meek Mill, 50 Cent, and some other millionaires can haggle for prices of items, why shouldnt you?

You should learn to be bold and socialize too
Crime › Re: Texas Pastor Whitney Foster Sentenced To 35 Years For Stealing Churches by Kaido: 12:45pm On Jun 15, 2024
Run his DNA, check his genealogy..or whatever, I believe he has some Nigerian root
Sports › Re: How An Injured Eyinmba Player Was Wheeled Out Of The Field by Kaido: 10:38am On Jun 14, 2024
Naso I go carry comot helinues one day.

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