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Politics / Boko Haram Revelations. by Kakatazz(f): 9:56am On Jun 21, 2012
Hello Guys,

I hope you are all safe and well.

My heart goes out to all the victims of the incessant Bombings in recent times as a result of our lapse security.
I came across a link that reveals some of the faces behind the Boko Haram.After reading it I was forced to beleive
that we are not safe in this Nation as the Nation is at war and our leaders are doing nothing about it.

http://alabamauncut..com/2012/02/ex-boko-haram-member-gives-shocking.html
Business / Professional Barber Needed! by Kakatazz(f): 8:20am On Jun 21, 2012
A honest and deligent professional Barber is needed to handle and manage an ultra modern babrbing salon.
Terms and COnditions applied.
Politics / Re: Is El-rufai Behind The Zaria Church Bombing? by Kakatazz(f): 7:49pm On Jun 19, 2012
Huge lie.If its true why has PDP not arrested him?Its just political gimmicks by the PDP camp.
Car Talk / Re: My Car Won't Start When The Engine Is Cold, Why? by Kakatazz(f): 4:47pm On Jun 13, 2012
@OP you have been told the truth.Mine also had similar issue anout 2years back and I changed the COLD START SWITCH and ever sinve its been wonderful.Infact I travel with the ride alot.I bought it for about 1,500 Naira then it should not be more than 2,000 tops.Just go get a honest mechanic to help you check LADIPO auto market thats if u reside in Lagos.
Politics / Re: GEJ Crying At The Crash Site - Picture by Kakatazz(f): 10:50am On Jun 05, 2012
Jenams: the north has succeeded in runnin aground the govt of GEJ, i really feel for him,they promised to make d country ungovernable if he wins, and that is exactly wat they 've bn doin! they neva wanted him to rule naija at all. he is seen as a stranger in his own country by some silly demented almajiris wit cows brain. well, boko haram, FYI, nothing u do to we christians can make us bow to wateva god u serve! absolutely notin! we will continue to serve our God in heaven, because he is our God! a flamin fire, slow to anger but ruthless in anger. u hav challenged our God to a battle! so be ready to bomb the host of heavens, be ready to set heaven ablaze! if u succeed, then we will bow to ur god.
ON POINT!
Web Market / Website! by Kakatazz(f): 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2012
For your incisive and cool sites please contact us on 07090134657
Politics / Re: Sagay, Others Differ Over Renaming Of UNILAG In Honour Of Abiola by Kakatazz(f): 10:04pm On May 29, 2012
This is getting more interesting.What a government?No due to process was followed In a democracy Wow...
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 12:56pm On May 27, 2012
yemiofGod:

Fine, then give the notice to your one year old son/daughter, being the 'celebrant' lmao grin

If I were you I'd call their bluff. Let them bring the evidence that a 'merriment/celebration' was held either on the road or wherever. Don't fall mugu for them pls. And by the way, have they checked back since the notice was served? Was there a deadline given?
Yes they gave 24hrs brought another notice recently.I am waiting to see what is next.Meanwhile how can we all fight against this demonic law?We must do something.
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy - I'm Gay & Head Of The Illuminati In Nigeria by Kakatazz(f): 12:37pm On May 27, 2012
I laugh in WAZOBIA.The man is just seeking attention.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 1:16pm On May 25, 2012
ubazuo: Kakatazz, u get sense at all? Na ur kind na e dey spoil we country. "pay them" u said? U nor get sense o! 4 real, u nor get sense. Instead I go pay that shit, I go spend 1million contest am for court. Useless ppl! 4 Warri here, evn if na say u dey pack enter new apartment, community go com demand money. Any activity wey u dey do,u must pay moni. But we all need to resist all this bullshit na!
Are u okay at all? Y re u deletn my posts?Sillyy brat!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Needed To Open A Travel Agency? by Kakatazz(f): 12:12pm On May 25, 2012
Mr. Globe:
You are coming to nairaland to ask for what is needed to open a travel agency?? you are a scammer. Thats how you people swindle nigerians of their hard earned money.
It's people like you that discourage and stall the progress of this country.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 12:11pm On May 25, 2012
ubazuo: Kakatazz, u get sense at all? Na ur kind na e dey spoil we country. "pay them" u said? U nor get sense o! 4 real, u nor get sense. Instead I go pay that shit, I go spend 1million contest am for court. Useless ppl! 4 Warri here, evn if na say u dey pack enter new apartment, community go com demand money. Any activity wey u dey do,u must pay moni. But we all need to resist all this bullshit na!

U must be an IDIOTT for that.I doubt if you went to school because if you did you would ve been able to read and assimilate the post.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 2:44pm On May 24, 2012
davades: @OP where in Agege is dt...I live in Iyana Ipaja which is also under d umbrella of Agege L/gvt...I have someone working there And I can help you confirm frm him...5k is nt a big deal thou!
Please confirm the account number.I do not want personal account numbers please.Anything short of this will be seriously resisted.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 2:33pm On May 24, 2012
davades: @OP where in Agege is dt...I live in Iyana Ipaja which is also under d umbrella of Agege L/gvt...I have someone working there And I can help you confirm frm him...5k is nt a big deal thou!
Its actually Oko Oba.the funny thing is no account number was written on the paper.I mean legal account number not private.My dear 5k is big money.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 1:50pm On May 24, 2012
yemiofGod:

He may as well pay to his co-tenants (who are presumably disturbed)or better still, the landlord who spent money in building the house! Yeye Law! tongue

By the way, what is the penalty for not effecting payment? Will the house be locked up? To whom was the demand notice even addressed to, how did the authority know the name of the person that held the party? So LG staff roam the streets (open and hidden) snooping for places where 'o wa mbe' is taking place, ehn! I can bet the guy who later brought the notice did 'mo-gbo-mo-branch as at the party, sat down among the invited guests, ate jollof rice and chiken, washed it down with coke!! lipsrsealed and later reported the poster to the authority!
LOL!Honestly I am just trying to be happy.It was addressed "to the CELEBRANT".I am a very private person ,pple hardly know me.I go to work very early and get back late at night.Besides I was not the celebrant.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 1:36pm On May 24, 2012
ubazuo: Kakatazz, u get sense at all? Na ur kind na e dey spoil we country. "pay them" u said? U nor get sense o! 4 real, u nor get sense. Instead I go pay that shit, I go spend 1million contest am for court. Useless ppl! 4 Warri here, evn if na say u dey pack enter new apartment, community go com demand money. Any activity wey u dey do,u must pay moni. But we all need to resist all this bullshit na!
U must be blind and an STUPIDD to insult me for no just cause.Did u read my post well at all? I said i dont do bribes but need advice and you are here insulting.You must be demented.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 11:40am On May 24, 2012
sylve11:


lol, oga just go and pay and forget. the best thing to do is to use a lawyer but those boys ain't smiling as highlighted by the above quote. grin cool
That's the issue,no account number.It's more like extortion.the only numbers they left are their cell phone numbers.
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 11:09am On May 24, 2012
aguiyi: ^^^ just like that?

in our own case, we requested for account number and insisted on paying into the govt account directly. the cheque is still with us as the account number given is that of ministry of environment and not health grin grin grin grin grin

Wow that's a nice one.But which local government is that?
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 10:39am On May 24, 2012
But honestly what is the proper thing to do in this situation?
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 10:18am On May 24, 2012
“During our routing (sic) check, our record showed that you did not obtained (sic) merriment/entertainment permit, in respect of the celebration Which (sic) took place at the above address on Saturday 21st Jan. 2012. Your action is contrary to the Agege Local Government Bye law no 3 Decree No.7 (DECREE in a Democracy?) of 1997 and it is punishable under the section (cool of the merriment and entertainment permit by-law of the said Decree.”


Culled from :http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/starters/32890-in-agege-lagos-merriment-can-land-you-in-trouble
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 10:18am On May 24, 2012
Politics / Re: Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 10:15am On May 24, 2012
Onlytruth: Where do you live in Lagos? How isolated is your house? Do you own the house?
You need to be clearer about your case.
What sort of a country is thishuh Let me give u my own little experience.On the 5th of May,a Saturday I had a birthday party for my 1year old son in our compund,I didnt block the road o.Just a few canopies and chairs in my compound.Infact the rain didnt allow us have the party in the compound so we had to move the venue to my sitting room only for some silly miscreants to come drop a notice asking me to go and pay one Meriment and Celebration fee of N5000 (five thousand Naira) to Agege LGA.The jobless people even left their phone numbers on the notice asking me to call them.Infact I ignored the letter only for me to get home yesterday and be handed over another one by my wife.She said it was pasted on our gate,she didnt see anyone.Infact I am so furious right now.Anyone conversant with the laws?Is it legal? because I don't collect or do bribes.I need legal advice here.
OKO-OBA.My house is on a street.I need a lawyer right now.
Politics / Meriment And Celebration Fee - For Having A Party In Your Own Compound by Kakatazz(f): 8:10am On May 24, 2012
What sort of a country is this Let me give u my own little experience.On the 5th of May,a Saturday I had a birthday party for my 1year old son in our compund,I didnt block the road o.Just a few canopies and chairs in my compound.Infact the rain didnt allow us have the party in the compound so we had to move the venue to my sitting room only for some silly miscreants to come drop a notice asking me to go and pay one Meriment and Celebration fee of N5000 (five thousand Naira) to Agege LGA.The jobless people even left their phone numbers on the notice asking me to call them.Infact I ignored the letter only for me to get home yesterday and be handed over another one by my wife.She said it was pasted on our gate,she didnt see anyone.Infact I am so furious right now.Anyone conversant with the laws?Is it legal? because I don't collect or do bribes.I need legal advice here.
Politics / Re: Yorubas & Ogbomoso Community Disowns Kano Boko Haram Leader Suleiman Mohammed by Kakatazz(f): 5:06pm On May 15, 2012
I have a feeling that he is one of the Almajereez.He was probably abandoned as a child and took up the Islamic hausa identity since childhood.So its possible that he might be yoruba but of lost origin.He probably does not even know anything about his family.I served in the north and believe me,there are loads of small small yoruba almajereez who speak brilliant hausa and have even taken up Islamic-hausa names.There is no point disowning anyone or even claiming anyone here.The government is to blame for all these mess.They failed to cater for such kids and they have eventually grown to be security risks to the society at large.Why are they just creating Almajeree schools?Why must the Nigerian government always have a fire brigade approach to everything?
Crime / Re: ;; by Kakatazz(f): 1:01pm On May 15, 2012
I am so sure that he was given away by his fellow Naija peep.

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Jobs/Vacancies / What Is Needed To Open A Travel Agency? by Kakatazz(f): 11:03am On May 11, 2012
Dear All,

Please I want to know what is needed to open a Travel Agency.I have just acquired a scanner and a coloured printer to facilitate the business.Mature and experienced minds needed please.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Miracle Baby Born With Quran At A White Garment Church In Mushin, Lagos State by Kakatazz(f): 2:33pm On May 10, 2012
This is the picture for those of you who have not seen it.

Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini:: Condolence Register by Kakatazz(f): 10:11am On May 08, 2012
What a bad country.Why do we waste good hands and heroes?You were a great footballer.
Celebrities / Re: JJC Tells D’banj – You Are A Bad Seed - VIDEO: by Kakatazz(f): 7:29am On Apr 27, 2012
This is so childish.Much respect to DON JAZZY,cos he will never come out to slander any of his artiste past or present.This dude needs to learn alot from Don baba and most importantly he should grow up.Let me give you an example I helped a dude get a job in my company but the dude who happens to be my colleague and mate way back school is getting all the promotion and guess what?He is now my senior in hierarchy.That was no reason for me to have sour grapes for the poor dude.We are even closer now.You need to learn to be happy for other people's success.Enough said.

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Politics / Re: FG To Relocate Boko Haram Suspects To Secret Detention Centre In Lagos by Kakatazz(f): 2:13pm On Apr 20, 2012
I smell the US behind this.They know that this is the only way a civil war will start.

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