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Syncan:
Adanne God bless you too, hope you watched the video attached.

Not yet. I'm in a place where I'm not able to watch at the moment. Will do ASAP

@bro Syncan God bless u real good. Very inspiring read


@oga Italo start moderating already biko


I chose 31st

Rich4god:
Just passing by.... Looking for my zing.... Greetings everyone...

Good morning handsome

I'm right here

*Continues following*

shegebanti:
I tell u, Those Idiots called pope are all wash, Just imagine the rubbish the he was talking about, see all is massage to Americans in a shot run and i know is part of what Obama wants him to address American about, that's why he directed the pope to speak to the congress men, because Obamo knows he can not take the decision by himself because the congress has the say; all that played yesterday about the pope's visit was staged purposely on these Syria migrant. All the rubbish his talking about they family or no family, Martin Luther king, Abraham Lincoln, even to say their ancestors are immigrants. please tell me what does he want in all his discussion; He want Americans to take in migrants, in the first place why didn't he call on all the neighboring Islamic Arab countries around Syria to stand up and support their Islamic brothers, they all kept quit. Let me say this, both Islam and Catholics are all agents of Antichrist and when have you heard that 1 Islamic extremist went to attack any church in Italy (Rome) because the have the same Agenda. when you talk about gay they two Antichrist organization don't stand against is, you will even notice that they have never complain or protest about it. So why didn't he ask the migrant to come to Italy (Rome) or Argentina, the pope's home town, but insisting on American, because the know they foundation America was built on and they want to destroy it by all means. Well all know these are sign of the end time and i pray and know God will not depart from those that are his own.

I only feel pity for u

@Rich4 thanks for the novena updates

*following*

Rich4god:
1 Our Father and
3 Hail Mary for me.... In thanks giving to God... Today, am +1....

Prayer said
Happy birthday dearest

@Salc Nnem you've said it all
Each time we're greeted with a near death experience, we invite our neighbors n friends to come n rejoice that we're still alive lol
yet we're the first to talk about how beautiful heaven will look like. We say things like the 'the biggest testimony/blessing is being alive'

Then again I think we say that because we believe there's no repentance after death. If we die n miss heaven(God forbid), the consequence is unimaginable.
Also, there are lots of controversies out there on the criteria for making heaven. For example, the oyakhilomes teach that once u believe that Christ died n rose etc, you're done. You're going to make heaven no matter what. And I'm like so if u kill after that you'll make heaven? And I'm told ' u won't kill because of the grace in u, you now live above sin' . Super confusing for me.

Some other pastors will tell u that it depends on the last thing u're caught doing when the trumpet sounds.
At I get confused at to Which of the trumpets are we talking about here: Does it mean when Kamsified is called personally to die or when the whole world will be called at once?
Some give us the impression that those who have died have not been judged yet cos they're all waiting for one judgement day like that when they will all rise and join the living to be judged. So u mean there're people that have bn waiting for 1000 to be judged? While some believe that people are judged right away(in which case we're talking about individual trumpets)
Some Christians even believe that a merciful God shouldn't send his children to hell in the first place.

I believe the devil created these controversies to make caricature of 'life after death'
Imagine among two Christians that believe in death n resurrection of Christ, one believes the other is heading straight to hell because he didn't belong to a particular church with a particular doctrine.

Finally I'm scared of dying because of sin. Most times when I remember my near death experiences, it seemed like i wouldn't have made heaven and that alone is enough to make me pray for longest life.

I pray that God will give us the grace to serve him in truth n in spirit so that whichever be the case, none of us will miss heaven. Amen

I saw this on fb and thought to share. It kinda explains our relationship with God and life after death.





In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”
“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”
The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”
The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”
The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”
The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one has ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”
“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”
The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?”
The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”
Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.”
To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and you really listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.

Syncan:
Chai, indomie better than syncan...this is like proving Jesus wrong by suggesting that martha chose the better one and not mary Lk10:40-42

Sorry na
U know Lying is not encouraged either

Syncan:
Hahaha, You for no beat me to it, kamsified and Ubenedictus for no escape my list too.

Just when I though Syncan was the next best thing after Indomie-instant-noodle, now this

Aizenosa:
Its been long family lol, Youth Service is just dere but going on well, miss u all

We miss u too dear.

Enjoy your service year. Not everybody got the opportunity to serve. By the time Ubenedictus and Syncan finished their bachelors, they were too old to serve. And trust me, they're not happy about it today

All the best

SalC:
Ubenedictus aka Benedictamus . ...

Kamsified

Egovinmma

bluerange

Jnrbayano

Italo

babestell

Vest

Woky

darknez Light

Damerry

Kizmarty
One went to Rome, another got a job, another became too busy, the other went into the monastery, another left for school, another went for exams, another went on a business trip etc etc and the once full house became lonely for the mother.

A real life lesson, on or offline

God bless and keep you all wherever you are.

What is my name doing on the same list with Italo, Ubenedictus, Babestell and woky
There should've bn two lists joor: semi absentees and chronic absentees

Rich4god:
Thanks a lot @syncan.... I now got the meaning....

I been wan begin lobby to see if I can join the Apostles to judge some pple.... na salc I go first judge for her failure to provide my Sunday rice last Sunday....

I heard the word 'judgement' and dashed in, only to discover that my zing is the judge wannabe.
Considering how he intends to get this position, imagine the massive bribe he'll collect before he allows u near heaven's gate

Rich4god:
Sick..... need your prayers....

*feels his neck with the back of my palm to see if he's running temperature*

May The Balm in Gilead grant u quick recovery in Jesus name. Amen

SalC:
Ah! get well soonest dear

Thank u sunshine
I'm fine now

Rich4god:
hmmmm

Lol see the quack doctor sef.
No wonder the migraine lasted long

Good morning brethren

I woke up with a migraine(headache) this morning

Please remember me at mass

FrancisTony:
That's why I added "fied" to her moniker to make it posh... .

Lol. Even u double saint?

Don't let me upload ur birth certificate here to prove u weren't even born in 1997

Don't dare me o

Syncan:
Ehm.. I will go with location and not age on this. Your being in the remote village at that time must have been the ish.

Does it mean u guys have not do a good job in spreading the gospel to remote villages

You still have loads of work to do then

Syncan:
Nne how are you? 1997 it was.

I'm fine bro. Thanks


It's either I was too young to witness this all-important event

Or

I'm too old to remember the past


I don't know why I thought Mother Theresa story happened some 2000 years ago

Such a role model

marksooyinmiebi:
Thanks guys! for the prayers...well, am starting my exams by Monday.... Need your prayers.. I believe one Our Father, One Hail Mary and one Glory be... Will boost my retentiveness in the exam hall. Thanks and God bless

May it be done to you according to your faith

All the best dearie

Syncan:
Today's First reading 1 Corinthians 10:31-11:1

"Whatever you eat, whatever you drink, whatever you do at all, do it for the glory of God. Never do anything offensive to anyone – to Jews or Greeks or to the Church of God; just as I try to be helpful to everyone at all times, not anxious for my own advantage but for the advantage of everybody else, so that they may be saved. Take me for your model, as I take Christ".


"Take me for your model, as I take Christ".... O God! What a statement...I feel so ashamed. I just tried now to see if I could boldly say the same to others...ah...I fell short, for the full picture of my unworthiness is quite vivid before me. Blessed are you brethren if you could say the same to others about yourself. Yes, maybe at one time or the other, cooperating with grace, we actually display Christlike qualities. We are however required to be Christlike in all things and at all times...be perfect as your holy father is perfect....Matt.5:48. Being Christlike is something that is lacking in the modern "Christianity" as bandied about in our world presently. We are presently too selfish, too worldly, too materialistic, ego and pride filled, too vindictive, to be Christlike. A lot of lessons could be learn by simply looking at these two individuals: One took over the leadership of his country by force, the other captured the heart of the world gently. One became so rich that it was claimed he became richer than his country, the other became a begger and shared with the poor the little she gets.They were both Catholics, they both lived in the same age, they died in the same month of the same year. The story of Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire and Mother Theresa of Calcutta. At their death, the following were extracts about their burial.

Mobutu Sese Seko- "The former dictator of Zaire, Mobutu Sese Seko, who died of prostate cancer on Sept. 7, was buried today in a private ceremony attended only by members of his family in the European cemetery here. A funeral service planned for St. Peter's Cathedral in the city center did not take place because Moroccan authorities, without giving any explanation, removed security from around the building..."


Mother Theresa- "The three hour state funeral, which was characterized by multi-lingual and multi-religious rites, was held in Calcutta's Netaji Indoor Stadium. Dignitaries from more than 50 nations attended the Roman Catholic funeral mass, presided over by Vatican Secretary of State Angelo Sodano, the personal representative of Pope John Paul II".

Good morning brethren, a splendid day ahead to all.

Good morning to u bro. And Thanks for sharing

What year did mother Theresa die?

Good morning brethren
Just for the records: Out of sight is not out of mind o

SalC:
And you all want me to go sacrifice to Ifa? When will ifa start sacrificing to me? I have started receiving sacrifice from the gods. They have been eating for long. Time to turn the tides

Nah not like that
Bring the items to me and my zing.
Don't worry about where they end up

SalC:
And the bold is just your concern? Lol Striky don suffer for una hand

And erm you need to start seeing visions like me so you don't make such posts again

My ears are itching to hear everything about Their meeting, how many bottles they drank, who was staggering home and who was directing who. It's called looking out for my brothers na why r u seeing it from amebo side

SalC:
I once had a lovely dog "escort" bought for me by my granny, apart from escort, I fear every other dog, don't need dog bite

Welcome sweerie

I fear them o especially all these our ekukes and akpi nkitas



Btw ur granny bought u a dog? Sounds like u really come from those ajebo/ Oyibo family
*picks my binoculars and zooms in on Salc*
Sounds so Oyibo like. I don de look u with my left corner eye

SalC:
Una no serious joor. ndi afo nri

So u don't want to hear more about your keyboard incident? We're just trying to help a sister joor

Good morning sunshine

jnrbayano:
Yes, I did dear.

I met Striktlymi also...

Where? how? Wow great news.
Greet him very well for us. Tell him we miss him. I forgot my email password so no emails until I'm able to recover my password

So on a scale of 1-10 how much more gray hairs has he grown since he travelled to Mars?

I'm glad u had fun. May God be praised

Rich4god:
You need go mk sacrifice for the gods... Just one pot of food for jb will be enough...

And 5tubers of yam

It maybe the handwork of Those people that are dragging land with them in the village
They were blowing powder on her keyboard

@Salc thank me later for this information

SalC:
Na wa o, finally Nairaland has allowed me post on this thread again. Smh

Were u banned before
In a whisper* What did you do this time?

Grego3:
Happy Sunday all, I'm Greg from d Diocese of Warri.

You're very welcome to the house bro

We hope to see you here very often. Feel free to post a comment, questions, prayers, answers etc. or at least just say hi

Note that Peeping from the fence is highly prohibited

You're welcome once again

bluerange:
l know Ojota very well as we were all born and raised there though none of us of is still living there but we have still have our properties there. Growing up there was sweet as we grew up with lots of igbo families around us . Eucharia Anunobi's family lived four houses away from us and my mum used to send us to go pluck fresh curry and nchanwu from their compound, can't forget that their black dog called Jalingo, the dog's past-time was chasing children. It died when l was in Primary 5 and kids were very happy! Ironically, l know love dogs as l will always look forward to bathing our dogs every Saturday

As per disappearing... so much activities but indoors today watching the Wimbledon Finals.

Oh really? Me and dogs are two parallel lines. We never meet lol

Remind me not to bother visiting u