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jnrbayano:
See what I started doing immediately I saw you.

*Brings out spoon from my hand bag to join him*

PriceOfGarri:
Better late than never!

Kamsified, pls permit me to join those on 30th.

Woky padi mi, no vex say I remember u late. I still get u for mind. Happy birth day my guy.

Hurricanechris Oga mi, I sight u bro. God will continue to bless ur hands and ur drawings.

My other wonderful friends, I bring good news...PriceOfGarri has come down. It's time for jolly.

Look who is back!!! Noted boss n updated
Welcome back

Syncan:
Kamsified and SalC, aka apukwala unu there. Na me una de wish that kind belle for abi? So much for the fruits of the Pentecost in you. Rich4god bro, yeah I see say you no follow. HurricaneChris if knowledge na by size of stomach...just thinking how Ubenedictus own go dey...ah! I no think again abeg.

Hahaha sorry bro. We the sisters community are looking out for our brothers bellies by yabbing them in advance

Right now I'm looking for fuel to charge my phone
Once I do, I'll upload Uben's pic for all to see

Hurricanechris dearie

As we pray for you today, may The Lord accept our prayers and yours. May he cause his face to shine upon you and supply all your needs according to his glory by Christ Jesus. May today mark the beginning of new songs in your life. These and more blessings I ask for u through Christ our Lord. Amen

Novena day 17:

Today the 26th of May, we are praying specially for [size=16pt]Hurricanechris[/size].

Novena prayers

O God, infinite beauty. Wretched as we are, we approach in humility your throne, with thanksgiving and pettition. Thanksgiving for the numerous mercies received from you, and petition for the many needs that weigh heavily on us. Look kindly upon our prayers, especially that of Hurricanechris who we pray for today, and of mine(you may add yours), through the merits of the passion of your son, our Lord Jesus Christ. Pray for us dearest mother Mary, as we offer you this ten roses of hail mary, with eyes filled with hope and fillial love. Amen.

10 Hail Marys.

Psalm 138
I will praise you, Lord, with all my heart; before the “gods” I will sing your praise.
I will bow down toward your holy temple and will praise your name for your unfailing love and your faithfulness,for you have so exalted your solemn decree that it surpasses your fame.
When I called, you answered me; you greatly emboldened me.
May all the kings of the earth praise you, Lord,when they hear what you have decreed.
May they sing of the ways of the Lord, for the glory of the Lord is great.
Though the Lord is exalted, he looks kindly on the lowly; though lofty, he sees them from afar.
Though I walk in the midst of trouble, you preserve my life.
You stretch out your hand against the anger of my foes; with your right hand you save me.
The Lord will vindicate me; your love, Lord, endures forever—
do not abandon the works of your hands.


Special request...Psalm 136.

O give thanks unto the Lord; for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy endureth for ever.
O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him who alone doeth great wonders: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that by wisdom made the heavens: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that made great lights: for his mercy endureth for ever:
The sun to rule by day: for his mercy endureth for ever:
The moon and stars to rule by night: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that smote Egypt in their firstborn: for his mercy endureth for ever:
And brought out Israel from among them: for his mercy endureth for ever:
With a strong hand, and with a stretched out arm: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him which divided the Red sea into parts: for his mercy endureth for ever:
And made Israel to pass through the midst of it: for his mercy endureth for ever:
But overthrew Pharaoh and his host in the Red sea: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him which led his people through the wilderness: for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him which smote great kings: for his mercy endureth for ever:
And slew famous kings: for his mercy endureth for ever:
Sihon king of the Amorites: for his mercy endureth for ever:
And Og the king of Bashan: for his mercy endureth for ever:
And gave their land for an heritage: for his mercy endureth for ever:
Even an heritage unto Israel his servant: for his mercy endureth for ever.
Who remembered us in our low estate: for his mercy endureth for ever:
And hath redeemed us from our enemies: for his mercy endureth for ever.
Who giveth food to all flesh: for his mercy endureth for ever.
O give thanks unto the God of heaven: for his mercy endureth for ever.

SalC:
For your pleasure

https://www.nairaland.com/2336842/welcome-ochendo-ultra-modern-market#34092596

I can't help but love nairaland

that's a huge market
Thanks for sharing

SalC:
This is brutal!

Sorry na but pics don't lie

SalC:
I do hear people say Biafra is the 4th kingdom of Chukwu Abiama on earth, and I wonder which ones are the first second and third kingdom?

Again I do hear that Biafra has been here for 2000 years, how so?

Oh really? Never heard any of these
Let's wait for the elders here to take us down the history lane

Rich4god:
hmmmmm.... My hand no dey ooooo....

U don't believe that's hurricanechris or u want his most recent pic I have that too

SalC:
And you even had to show us the side view? Why not give us just the front view or don't you know the side view x-rays the protrusion of the amusement pack

I'm sorry that why I didn't show the side view of hurricanechris

hurricaneChris:
*faints*

No wonder this brother is sooo enlightened. Hahaha

*In a whisper* are u saying that big belly n the brain work hand in hand

Dr Salc how true is this?

jnrbayano:
Kamsified and SalC dangerous combo.

Put mouth in their matter and you are finished.

Because u have shown respect for umuada, I won't upload yours again except if I vex

hurricaneChris:
Lol. If I hear say u have seen my pix.

Though I remember the day I showed my picture. But it didn't last 20secs

Honey I saved it that day before u took it down.

Here sweerie this is what u get for daring me .

SalC:
Chai what has bro Syncan ever done to you there ris God o

Nne I didn't mean it in a bad way but pics don't lie

SalC:
Lol you wan wicked pass sef you mean he's pregnant?

Can't u see it was just typo that's why he said sorry

SalC:
Don't biko, He's my son and your zing nah, let's settle this at home

Oh ok. Deal

SalC:
You can show us only the amusement pack sorry six pack aspect of him

Himself n jnrbayano pleaded with me not to upload. Let me not betray their trust.

I'll rather show you your son

Rich4god:
If n so him pregnancy don reach sorry him belle, bishop no go waste time to put am on special diet.

Nah it's not that big. Na side view

Rich4god:
Lolz... U dey look for partner in crime...

U're the son na, I don't want to embarrass her by posting pics of the son's potbelly here without her approval

Rich4god:
Trust na... I fear no evil...

Salc should I or should I not

Rich4god:
My hand no dey ooo...

I stopped by his office abi parish house today, that pic is as recent as today
I've gathered lots of pics today. Just tell me whose u want to see

SalC:
Kamsi eee

Well that's not far from the reality sha

Wait until u see hurricanechris own but he begged me not to upload his so I won't

Rich4god:
Are you feeding 5000 men...?

Don't let me upload your own pic here o

SalC:
Lol I've seen their pics but HurricaneChris isn't that fat then, or has he suddenly? Upload biko

The bucket of food took their bellies into consideration

Here's Syncan for example

SalC:
Are those plates or buckets?

Have u seen recent pics of some of our guys here? And u're talking of plate

Now I'm tempted to upload pics of jnrbayano and Hurricanechris. To mention but a few

hurricaneChris:
It's Woky's birthday!
That means free food for everyone today.

Maybe God bless your days and crown your hustles with success. Amen.

Happy birthday bro.

Yes o Jennydoris and I just finished cooking

Rich4god:
hmmm.... Where did he get that from...

have you forgotten that the young men shall see vision

Woky dear as we pray for you today, may The Lord accept our prayers and yours, may he supply all your needs according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
May your birthday today mark the beginning of greater things in your life. Amen

Happy birthday dearie

I just finished baking your cake

Novena day 16:

Tomorrow 25th of May, we are praying specially for [size=16pt]Woky[/size]

Novena prayers

O God, infinite beauty. Wretched as we are, we approach in humility your throne, with thanksgiving and pettition. Thanksgiving for the numerous mercies received from you, and petition for the many needs that weigh heavily on us. Look kindly upon our prayers, especially that of Woky who we pray for today, and of mine(you may add yours), through the merits of the passion of your son, our Lord Jesus Christ. Pray for us dearest mother Mary, as we offer you this ten roses of hail mary, with eyes filled with hope and fillial love. Amen.

10 Hail Marys.

Psalm 138
I will praise you, Lord, with all my heart; before the “gods” I will sing your praise.
I will bow down toward your holy temple and will praise your name for your unfailing love and your faithfulness,for you have so exalted your solemn decree that it surpasses your fame.
When I called, you answered me; you greatly emboldened me.
May all the kings of the earth praise you, Lord,when they hear what you have decreed.
May they sing of the ways of the Lord, for the glory of the Lord is great.
Though the Lord is exalted, he looks kindly on the lowly; though lofty, he sees them from afar.
Though I walk in the midst of trouble, you preserve my life.
You stretch out your hand against the anger of my foes; with your right hand you save me.
The Lord will vindicate me; your love, Lord, endures forever—
do not abandon the works of your hands.


Special request...Psalm 51.


Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy loving-kindness:
according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies
blot out my transgressions.
Wash me thoroughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.
For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me.
Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight:
that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest,
and be clear when thou judgest.
Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.
Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Make me to hear joy and gladness; that the bones which thou hast broken may rejoice.
Hide thy face from my sins,and blot out all mine iniquities.
Create in me a clean heart, O God;and renew a right spirit within me. Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy Holy Spirit from me.
Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation;
and uphold me with thy free Spirit.Then will I teach transgressors thy ways;
and sinners shall be converted unto thee.
Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God,
thou God of my salvation:
and my tongue shall sing aloud of thy righteousness.O Lord, open thou my lips; and my mouth shall show forth thy praise.
For thou desirest not sacrifice; else would I give it:
thou delightest not in burnt offering.
The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God,
thou wilt not despise.
Do good in thy good pleasure unto Zion:build thou the walls of Jerusalem.
Then shalt thou be pleased with the sacrifices of righteousness, with burnt offering and whole burnt offering:
then shall they offer bullocks upon thine altar. Amen

hurricaneChris:
Psalm 136

Noted n updated. Thanks boss

btoks:
Thanks for all your prayers. Have a blessed week.

Same to you dear

FrancisTony:
Btoks and Sally Chiamaka Odogwu(SalC)

As we pray for you both today, may all your heart desires be granted.
You shall be the head and not the tail in all your endeavours; and may the wonderful God continue blessing you with good health and great wishes.
Total life prosperity shall all be yours.

Amen!

Thanks jare for exposing the bolded

Amen to the wonderful prayers