₦airaland Forum

iceberylin:
Had to check my balance

shey....to prepare for the journey ahead

Esdb3:
It was faked for me and over the phone. I was like oh am so happy and I didn't call again after that, till today I haven't called. 5 years.

Lol....u are not serious

Out of excitement,I kissed every part of her face including......u knw na

Lacomus:
The fear of losing her to runz

hahahaha....u serious?

debolly:
Observing

stop observing....share ur experience joor

Blanc8:
Perfect definition Of African man.
I fear narrin


Pata Pata she go say no

lol....na ur type Dey kneel down Dey beg babes

emperorchedda:
I never had someone so dear to my heart so I don't understand what you mean OP

u'll soon understand

stupidity:
I was scared she might collapse when pounding her tinny kinny punny#

Lol

chocolateme:
@Op: Oh! John Bull
John Bull my son
I sent you to school To Learn how to spell John Bull.

But my son, you went to eat food, play and chase girls.
Nothing education related.

soory my guardian.....I couldn't keep my eyes off babes like you*smiles*....share yours joor

Esdb3:
What to say. What to say was the problem. Like what will we say for hours. The major reason I never visited her.

yeah....I can imagine that situation brov.you will be inviting all d moral spirit buh they won't answer you

chocolateme:
Met this guy for the first time and after our chat and phone number exchange, few days later, my fear became the fact that I have to buy extra two batteries for my phone including multiple charger and 3 more power banks because of the rate at which he flashes my number with the excuse that its just for me to know that he always thinks of me.

hahahahaha.....easy na.

I really miss my roomates,how we cook and hide food from longer throat friends,miss going to girls hostels @ night to see new chick,miss playing chess with my lodge mates....chaiiiii good old days

MY first year in school....I fell in love with this cute and sophisticated girl.she is an epitome of beauty that each time she visits I spend most time bracing up on how to stay alone with such beauty....hahahahah.poor me.

Christmas is a moment of fun and merriments but the way our parents played us withing those period was really funny and I laugh and laugh whenever I remember how they did it... 1.BUYING OVER SIZED CLOTHS:Our parents always buy clothes that we might keep using for the two upcoming xmas convincing us that you can't over grow the cloth thereby harbouring an inner plan of you repeating the cloth the next xmas. 2.TAKING ALL THE MONEY WE MADE DURING XMAS:They will ask you to bring all the money giving to you by relatives,returnees,friends....promising to keep it safe for you.just forget about the money the moment you succumbed giving it to them for keepsake. 3.BUYING CLOTHES SEVERAL MONTHS BEFORE XMAS:Most parents will buy xmas clothes as early as 5/6months before xmas.it is an opportunity for the parents to get the cloth at a cheaper rate and you might end up wearing a jump up on the D-day(xmas). 4.THREATS:My dad will always tell us,if you take any position that is not from 1st-3rd then bid your xmas cloth goodbye.You will see us crying our eyeballs out when we mistakenly take the further positions...leave dem Jare!!. 5.BUYING CHEAP STUFFS:You will see them buying us rubbers watch,Eye glasses,Handbags,Gun etc....some will even compare these to the ones American kids wear....chaiii..God Dey.Add urs abeg

ksbusari:
My response is always ' i hate it too' i want only u.

lol!

Mine is just Abuja......itz beautiful tho

JoRev:
Have worked with allot... But the one I was more cool with was working as Personal security detail to Pharell William and Family..during a summer festival visit.. Had to look after him,family an entourage and I discovered his chief security (bodyguard) is some African American dude who came and chatted with me and told me his Dad is either from Ogun or Ondo ... Well one of the "O" states...

Feels good to comment in nairaland after four years ( have been an an observer all those years)

TN: this is my new account as I had to close old one

good 2 have u back bro

Cutehector:
Ask her when is dr weddn date slated for..

hahahahahahahha.....u really got me laughing bro.

Back in the Uni days,girls have this funny buh irritating orientation whenever they are up to some silly tricks.....I normally ignore and pretend like I never heard dat until I strike....what's your response to this funny line abeg??

sinaj:
bros I hail thee



mayb op gf get mouth odour

op u can also knack her from d back if u dnt wnt to kiss

lol@mouth odour.....u badt ni

Is it really possible??

zeezahbee:
No one cares if you are a celeb here.

Especially all this naija artiste , I just waka pass

Btw, I saw Genevieve shopping at Ross

really.....tho some states down here don't give a damn too...Enugu for instance

What crossed your mind the day you heard an announcement while on board that your flight is targeted by terrorists,technical faults,any emergency while flying....I bet it would be a horrible experience

[quote author=OluwaChinenyenwa post=36444627]Met Rita Ora in a bank..
Were my peeps @ South Kensington??


She was just there like any other person.
Nothing special
No paparazzi whatever

I was busy stealing glances [/quote Lol!

Kindly share your excitement and experience the first time you run into these super stars/celebrities(footballers,actors,musicians)....share with us

johnydon22:
Lol funny, I don't BELIEVE that i believe that there is no God.

Rather I KNOW that i disbelieve that there is until proven

and it shall be proven to you sooner or later.....it really baffles me how you guys think.....lemme ask u "the breath dat u take now and den,the sky and beauty of dx earth,did all these mentioned,magically came 2 existence.....Pharaoh of Egypt(had connection to God's existence) that is closer 2 you,was his existence also a fairy tale??" wake up mate!!!

Houseofglam7:
Count Dracula handed him that suit for real!

Lol.....dx one pass suit oooh.na coat!!

brainpower:
This must be the messenger of death. He is trying to tell them who will go next.

hahahahahaha.......u self

Words have failed me.....lol!!!

Shortyy:
Yeah, I'll keep that in mind. I'm not desperate

noted...I don't think you'll find it so difficult#gudluck

mystage:
Dnt mind them. thats how i wanna arrange a date wit a lady last 2weeks for we to meet last week sunday. i picked a table for 2 at sizzlers bt she objected bt instead picked an ordinary bar where alcohol and smoking is the order of the day.

hahahahahha....jesu!!!