₦airaland Forum

tolustx:
loL. I believe that is because u smell what I smell because it is a smelly smell that I smell

u don't have to beliv....just know it and you will stop smelling it and probably get use to it

Omotayor123:
Your Ansestors

Lol.....they are asleep and need no disturbance and unless you wanna help me ask them

tolustx:
I smell something. Ask me what? I will tell u later.

Lol!....I know what you smell and I will tell you later

Omotayor123:
You will need to ask IFA...

and who is IFA dear?

Don't tell me it is a ceremonial food or that it is simple and easy to cook.....there are thousands of other food that are easier and simpler to cook or that can even be used at ceremonies aside from rice.We are not fair to other varieties of food out there.WHY ALWAYS RICE

sugah:
Why not start with yours?

because I have not travelled out of the country before...if you have why not gist us coz I see a chopper on ur display picture*smiles*

Hmmmm.....don't try it oooh! If you do you will notice blood coming it from your body and it won't stop till 2days.very painful.so stay clear#virginmafoot#

That moment you stepped down from the plane,what came to your mind??,how was the new world like??,the airport officials,were they helpful or strict??,were you nervous coming to a diffferent world...please share your experience nairalanders that have travled out..it's going to be fun for us down here

1.TAKING PICTURES INSIDE AIR PLANE:A first timer would never board a flight without taking series of pictures even if He/She had a gun pointed to his face.you better shoot!!...but for the pictures my pals have to know na*smiles*..naija I hail ooooh. 2.GIVING LEAST AMOUNT DURING OFFERING IN CHURCH:Bros/Sis you have 1k,5hunds,2Hunds why giving God 50naira and 20naira?? So unfair considering his blessings and protection.Haven't you heard of the saying"Givers never lack". 3.MAKING FAKE CALLS:Once fell a victim...had this girl visiting me,immediately I sight her,I begin form United secretary General and guess what the girl called my line and lo and behold it rang so she started laughing.was so embarrassed...we are all guilty of the fake calls joor! 4.CLAIMING TO KNOW THE WHOLE LYRICS OF BRUNO MARS ALBUM:while in a public place immediately Nigerians noticed a particular track they know little about,you will see the person disturbing the public peace,shouting to high heavens...Bros/Sis go do your own track na,even Olu Maintain did one!!! 5.OCCUPYING FRONT SEAT IN A CAR:Nigerians always have this belief that whoever seat with the driver is presumably the car owner closest/best pal....front seat no Dey give money na! Wait oooh...so we Wey Dey for back na strangers abi?? Kontinuu!!! Abeg feel free to add yours

yorubadelta:
... felt out of my element.. wasn't used to seeing such impeccable roads and long stretches of greenery. Everywhere was so neat and beautiful but I was bored, cold and felt lonely..

My face saddened as I inhaled the crisp cold air of London ... and I loonged to return back to the chaotic streets of Lagos

awwww.....now you made me went far with imagination.I bet you are enjoying there now?stay safe!...please let's hear from others na

yorubadelta:
... felt out of my element.. wasn't used to seeing such impeccable roads and long stretches of greenery. Everywhere was so neat and beautiful but I was bored, cold and felt lonely..

My face saddened as I inhaled the crisp cold air of London ... and I loonged to return back to the chaotic streets of Lagos

awwww.....nice piece swt'*smiles*.I bet you getting use to it now?stay safe!.....let's hear from others na!!

Lucasbalo:
Mine was a very, very long time ago. I was a wild eyed teenager leaving my parents for a Catholic college in Chicago. Got to Chicago and discovered that winter is not something to joke with. Headed straight to the waiting school van that took me to the school where jy new life began. It's been a blast since then and I am all grateful to the Good man above and to my parents for their sacrifice.

wow!...that's cool man.it's really fascinating to always hear about people over there.continue to have fun man while I prepare to join you guys someday.

delishpot:
Its normal feeling just as one feels in naija when you go to another state to live, visit or school your will be boring or bussy or calm based on friends, saftey and what you have planned to do. The only bit I hate is winter. The peace and freedom is nice feeling sha if you go to a calm place.

thanks for that...but it would have bben nice if you tell us on light,making friends,food and the social life..*smiles*

ibrams:
were are they??.....*lookinq back nd front*

we are waiting joor....come out and inform us#@disapora

ibrams:
i have neva been to abroad......
bt very soon,,,,,,,haters kip hatinq

yeah...very soon bro.please let's hear from our people in diasporal

I have not gone out of the country before but I always feel that it will really be strange the first few days you will spend in other countries....let's hear from you guys that have had the privilege of travelling outside the country.How was it like??Wet our appetites!!

A thought just run through my mind and I ask what if there was no Lagos....maybe,just maybe millions of Nigerians would have been lanquishing in abject poverty,Hundreds of these super stars-celebrities would have been something else,thousands of graduates would have been roaming the streets with their CV's still looking out for job,thousands of businessmen/uneducated hustlers would have been hardened criminal or maybe terrorists......just what if#respect2Lagos#NigeriaNewyork#mostpopularstate#

In a race,if you pass the second position,what position are yousome people insist it's first while majority say it's second...let's hear from you please

Four enemies(mothers) were travelling,each with her child and they got to a big river and there was only one provision of one canoe that carry two as its maximum....the rule is:if you cross the other side of the river,one of you must return the canoe to the others and you must not leave your child with other mothers at any giving point else he/she will be killed....Question is how can they all cross the river without any casualty.#Tips:the children can paddle the canoe too

A plane crashed between the border of Nigeria and Cameroun.where will they bury the survivors

donholy28:
I like the rainy season but i hate it when d rain chooses to spoil my day..I like d dry season but I hate it when it turns my white Adidas brown

hahahahaha@Adidas brown....abeg dry season is the best man!

donholy28:
Both

don it's a lie....you must have a preference

kossyablaze:
Rain!!!!!!!!!!!......Singing Make it Rain remix by Fat joe!

kossy what is/are your reasons of choosing raining season?

As for me I prefer dry season a million times.Reasons:during dry season,everywhere is always clean and free to do whatever you deem fit,you can host an event/ceremony without praying fervently to God to prevent the rain disrupting the day,you can wash your clothes and spread it outside for as long as you wish without rain re-washing them for you...let me just keep it here for now.let's hear from you fellow nairalanders

If this is true....she deserves life imprisonment with extreme hard labours.wait! Did You just wrote 250millon usd?hmmm...yet millions of people are dying of curable diseases only that they can't afford to pay hospital bills...woe to our leaders

It is very disgusting and irritating whenever you see a topic such as "Tonto dikeh caught praying in the church","Timaya welcomes second daughter","Ini Edo holidaying at ibiza" etc......you will see such ill comments like...Is like tonto has gotten HIV and now remembers God,Timaya do the needful and marry that poor lady,Ini edo "ashawo",husband snatcher,or that she want to take her sex escapes to the oyibo country after separating with her husband.loads of silly and uncultured comments while all of us if fortunately found in the same condition will do dispicable things than the above mentioned people.please if you can't encourage and pray for people let them be because these people are human too...any word you just drop here in the name of comment can make or destroy someone...let us be mindful

The duo vast and smash will be droping their newest album on the 20th of this month.....the album is titled ALIVE!!.in my humble opinion they are the least celebrated but they are extremely talented.congrats#vast#smash

The duo vast and smash will be droping their newest album on the 20th of this month.....the album is titled ALIVE!!.in my humble opinion they are the least celebrated but they extremely talented.congrats#vast#smash

ayourbamie:
where is he from

he is from delta brov

jeffizy:
[color=#007700] It's an old trick I and my brother invented way back.

Immediately we get back from school (primary) , we soak few clothes in water, pretend to go out to hang the clothes to dry.
At the same time, smuggling our play kits outside .

After lunch when we were supposed to be having a nap, we casually stroll out through the main door in just underwear and singlet.

We played football more than Coach Oliseh. Lol.
Fun growing up. [/color]

u really got me laughing here....funny dude

Akwa ibom state-it was his brothers wedding and he was the best man and judging by the fact that you can't step out of the camp except with a written permission giving like hours to return(serious issue though)...he had to make a tricky plan without the soldiers and security at the gate noticing him.He put on a pair of boxer and Singlet with a black walking talkie bag just like those that hawk withing camp premises...Lo and behold he went and came back dressed the same way successfully. I still respect that guy till date.he is a Delta guy and i realize why they call them area from that single act