₦airaland Forum

mystage:
Che he is the one dat created or even gave birth to her abi? If he does that, wat then is the usefulness of the girl's father and mother?

ask her abeg

Shortyy:
I hate this "generalization" you Nigerian men do. You think every girl you see on the road definitely has a man? or screwing around? God! I only told you my opinion. I would be romantic if i finally find the right guy.

and that is how we hate all these lemme finish his pocket attitude...Btw,keep searching coz mehn ar hard to come by nowadays*smiles*

SenJoe:
And the truth is my own babe, icall her Treasure is the definition of Romance. Don't know about yours.

Lol

refreshrate:
Why can't you enjoy each others company without the kfc? is there something in the air there thats different from the one in the park?

I think some of them get influenced by their friends what did he buy for you syndrome.

If she arrange picnic basket for both of you to go to the park it's heresy.
I know one that used to ask is it with her father's money she's supposed to buy anything for the guy in school considering both of us were students

Then this lame belief that the guy has to do a lot of things to prove to her while she acts all silly in the name of hard to get

Guy you're right jare dem no dey romantic at all. just dat someone must marry if not ehn...

Dem get luck sha...

OKNkanu:
Lol....... OP.... person never chop you wn carry am go chop pop corn for movies.... FYI.... most girls dey waka with empty stomachs dey find food.........

hahahahaha....akpor!!

Shortyy:
You are not dating your type of gurl. 'nough said.

nah....you all are guilty and you know it.it has noffin to do with any specification

Jenny1010:
The same way you like your girl to spend the night in your house, is the same way your girl like you to spend your money on her.

and you think you are doing us a favour by spending the night?...are you not going to enjoy it too? See girls oooh!!

Beamborla:
So what if we talk a walk in the park several inches away from each other without exchanging a word,not even smile or... is that romantic?


We could go to KFC and not spend much but enjoy each others company to the fullest.

OP, it's not about the location, it's about the person

hmmmm,infact am suspecting u....u can smile @ d KFC buh won't smile while taking a walk..don't you think you can see loads of things to talk about while walking instead of eating and drinking for hours @ a particular place#boring

therealdeal10:
Ova local dy worry some of dem

Ah swear down...and they Sabi form Kim K eeeh...D drink u bought 4 Dem will be taken half-way and abandoned.if you ask her why...you will hear something like "my tommy is heavy" haba!!

Jenny1010:
All damn stingy guys rolling around lookin for free meat to chop...

free meat??....are you for sale?

octopusfreaky:
[size=15pt][color=#8b4789]then you make her romantic abi she be village girl[/color][/size]

Lol@village girl...it's everywhere dear,both village and city girls

grad2012:
smiles tatics asin how

to lure us to all these places....why not suggest the beach or perhaps Cinema??

LadyBoss1:
Not all girls do that @ Op
Maybe u need to get a girl thats interested in the stuff u do .. I.e cinema/movies , park, just enjoying each others company
u just have to look in the right places

Not all of them tho.....but 98percent are guilty

grad2012:
Says who,anyway not all gals are d same but for me

lol.....can you deny any of the above listed tactics you guys use whenever opportunity presents itself?

mannobi:
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]BECAUSE THEY ARE GLUTTONS.

hahahahahahha.....u really got me laughing hia@Glutton

voltron:
Very easy.. A crib, trim body, car, drinks and nice places to go to during summer. And if you are into strippers. Bottles and 20-50 dollars. Don't know about Europe tho

Wow.....so they won't make you sweat hard like what we pass through here in Naija??

Why is it that such things like going to the movies,taking a walk,going to the beaches,games are not all that interests Nigerian ladies/girls...they'll rather go to KFC,Shoprite,Chinese restaurants,..where they will not run out of things to eat and buy

A friend told me that you don't need to take them to Transcorp Hilton or Rent a yatch before they could fall in love with you unlike our Nigeria babes that you need to come with your latest Range rover sport before they could listen to you....how true is thisare they really easy to get?...share with us

On my kneels praying...wish my nigga Pac is living@GamePurge

On my kneels praying...wish my nigga Pac is living

dulux07:
Most ladies r not ready to listen, n d sad thing, when these things backfire, they r always d victim

it really baffles me....yet they won't learn

sinaj:
kanaleke stop peeping nd comment

Lol!!....Sinaj,wah do u want me to say again?? I have already said it all*smiles*

Celebrities are always on limelights,making them the most popular individuals even compared to the political conterparts like Presidents,Ministers,Governors etc.Being this popular and always loved and adored by all.Women who are always attracted by what they see fall head over heels for celebrities making most of them vulnerable to the point of no return.The most annoying part is that the women folks particularly in Nigeria have made themselves the tools/machines that produces children for these celebrities without doing something on their head(engaged,marriage)....it is now a popular trend(baby mamas) that women see it as a means of tying them(celebrities) down without considering the consequences.Most of these gullible women,regrettably,are later abandoned and becomes an object of societal mockery.Really sad...please women,Nigeria women,when will you be wise enough?? Protect your dignity and pride as a woman and stop devaluing your dignity.Wake up women!!!

Celebrities are always on limelights,making them the most popular individuals even compared to the political conterparts like Presidents,Ministers,Governors etc.Being this popular and always loved and adored by all.Women who are always attracted by what they see fall head over heels for celebrities making most of them vulnerable to the point of no return.The most annoying part is that the women folks particularly in Nigeria have made themselves the tools/machines that produces children for these celebrities without doing something on their head(engaged,marriage)....it is now a popular trend(baby mamas) that women see it as a means of tying them(celebrities) down without considering the consequences.Most of these gullible women,regrettably,are later abandoned and becomes an object of societal mockery.Really sad...please women,Nigeria women,when will you be wise enough?? Protect your dignity and pride as a woman and stop devaluing your dignity.Wake up women!!!

luvluvluv:
Yes o bro...I no go shame to tell the truth...hehehe. Buh dnt worry some guys will soon hit us up

Definitely,they will and it will be soon

koolpal:
Nairaland makes my day...

Yeah....that's just the truth

bigiyaro:
a day witout NL? An hour witout NL, hmmm, cnt imagin sef.

I swear down!!

Drhenrysaint:
I can't !!!l.

They funny one nw is that I even borrow airtime from MTN to visit nairaland.

Lol!....they are really doing a great job

I really can't imagine staying for the whole day without checking On nairaland...is it the political news,travel tips,sports,celebrity news,name it.....You are just connected with everything happening in our country.Am so addicted because you are just good at what you do.My love for you keep getting younger and stronger that I find it pretty difficult to share the time I brought out for you with anybody,where will i even start in commending this versatile site that keeps rolling in news each passing second.....abeg thank you Mr Seun and colleagues!!Best among the rest.keep the light shining. I can't stay a whole day without visiting you(Nairaland).My fellow Nairalanders can you?

luvluvluv:
As I arrange doz loggage finish come use my cadigan tie my waist lyk one jandon, na im me & my auncle with him wife reach nnamdi azikiwe airport for abj. As I bin look myself for mirror na so I even suspect myself for my knodding. With one kin bright smile for face, na so I roll that trolley follow the two of them as I know say for my first tym I wan go Yankee. I com suprise say them say make I sidon as my auncle and him wife pass with the loggage. Na so I wait for several hours before our driver come wia I siddon tell me say my auncle and him wife don go abroad. Till today na still dat abuja airport I dey Waka reach but I know say one day na one day

hahahahahhahahahaha....very funny.was readind and scrolling down with excitement hoping to catch the last line then you nailed it with different but funny line...yeah,hopefully we will go there someday

Marriott1980:
Ha...my first day here was when I just landed as a jjc in Atlanta airport. I was just looking around cos the airport was so big. I got lost cos I went to another gate instead of the one to take me to my final destination chicago. I finally got my gate and when I landed in Chicago it was very chilly and I was shivering like a fowl.
That night was d birthday of a Nigerian girl so I went to the all night party with my guy and even me know that I smell Nigeria at the party but it was nice hanging out with Nigerians in America.
I woke up the ff day to a very silent neighborhood different from the generator noise I was used to in lagos and cos my friend turned off the light in the house I thought nepa struck before I realised where I was *smh*
My first time in walmart was later in the day when I went to buy phone and seeing the roads and the buildings just made me have goose bumps.
I will never forget when we went to the club on Friday night and I drank 15 bottles of bud light lol...as omo naija we dey drink 5 to 8 bottles of stout for Nigeria. The bud light just be like water. Lol
Have a lot to write but I got to get back to work...will write more later

Marriott u jux made my evening with this....I can imagine the excitement and feeling particularly @ the party...thanks for droping by and hopefully you will gist more.safe!!

19naia:
For me it was exciting, i was looking down from the airplane window of Now defunct Nigerian Airways. Maybe it was their 747 on nonstop flight from New York to Lagos.
As i looked down from the window with my young mind, i was waiting to see the jungle and the wild chimps i longed to be friends with.
I sank into my first real experience with depression when i saw endless lines of yellow buses crawling what looked like extensive road ways among endless buildings. I was very young and Endless yellow buses had always meant endless transport to and from school in USA.

I was depressed at the sight and feared an endless regimen of schooling with all those school buses. But to my surprise, no such thing as school bus there, but school was an endless thing with clasesses after class and lessons after school and koboko after misbehaving and so on.

I later learned that the yellow buses crawling the streets of lagos like cockroaches, were Molue buses ready to take you any where or ready to run you down like a lost goat in the street. Which ever you come prepared for.
I managed to enjoy for a short while until the suffering began to grow with hefty dividends of lack and wanting for even basic things to survive by. After almost a decade of eternity, i managed to make it out of there thanks to my family finally coming to their battered senses.

I had been abroad before this trip, but i was much too young to remember, so i account for this the first trip i remember.

Lol@yellow buses.....interesting piece up put up here.Gracia