₦airaland Forum

Kriss216:
Mariah, I'm yet to meet a Nigerian girl with good cooking skills.

99.4586% of Nigerian girls I've been with can't cook. I asked one elderly woman in my area, she said the girls with good cooking skill died during the civil war.

Lol

southniyikaye:
this is an open conversation, don't be unfortunate on my thread..
I post it because we have people who have first hand experiences..
Go to gaakanbi junction, there is a woman that sells food by the roadside, go and ask about her

Common sense is not available to you. You're still vomiting the same nonsense as your post.

Where's gaakanbi junction, is it in Borno or kogi - what am I to ask about the food seller there?

Òdè òshì

mariahAngel:
I no like you but this your comment funny!

But I like you, na you just dey use me do yanga, dey carry shoulder.

therajah:
Is it 'jazz' or skill that makes the food sweet? Ive never seen a buka with plenty pple and the food wld be tastless.
If you eat in a place and after 2hrs, u get hungry, does that make u return to the buka?
If u cook well, i wonder why u need to go fettish to bring customers..

Ask Op of how much food he bought, maybe #100 food - he's probably a glutton.

southniyikaye:
For some months now, I eat outside cos of my day to day busy schedules...

Infact for almost a year now, have been eating outside.

So recently, my sales reps noticed something. No matter the amount of food we buy at our local buka, the maximum time to stay filled is 2hrs then we are hungry again.

So some people came around my place and it was a topic for discussion...

I was told most of them use broom to wash their pot before and after cooking.
Some use the water they used while bathing to cook...

I heard of one that happened in Akure back then at Arakale or is it Oyemekun now, they found human skull at the bottom of her soup pot, the soup never finishes before another is poured in but this time, the madam was not around and there were many people who came to buy food so so they couldn't add to the soup on time so the skull became visible..

Have heard about those who use water used in bathing dead body to cook..

So many things were discussed so, have you had any of such experience or experiences before or na just dem say dem say?

So your nonsense post is about 'them say them say'

You have a problem.

nathpope:
When the gods are involved, hygiene is not a problem. They will keep you healthy enough to keep coming back for more...while they keep sucking the suckables off you...

Something to blame for your failures.

Glamouzpeter:
I know a woman who uses lime Stone to make Garri so that even if she put 10 cups, it will be like 15

Liar

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BOOZELEE:
A Yoruba food seller is more likely to use juju..I don't know why.

Na God dey save person

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The Yoruba food seller is a business owner - do you understand that.

What do you do for a living?

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spy24:
I don't eat out it's a habit

I don't trust a total stranger with my stomach

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Gibberish

Ladiesdoctor:
Thank God I no dey eat for any restaurant at all at all.

Na bcoz you no fit afford am.

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Tokskob2008:
Eating at local bukas can be dangerous most times. When you see grown adults queuing up with plates in their hands just to buy food from a particular buka just know there's something else involved

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Rubbish

It's bcoz the food is delicious, value for money.

Ok

Only in Nigeria

Identifying with known corrupt officials, thieves, looters...

Only in Nigeria!

Aloof:
All Nigerians have freedom of movement, And the forest is no exception, because it's nobody's private property.

Money spent on your education izza waste.

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Beans topped with spring onions and shredded cheddar cheese with a side of homemade dinner roll.

Lol guy you funny die walahi.

Beans topped with cheddar cheese - that looks like mature cheddar.

Nigeria is becoming...kwa or Nigeria is a killing field.

So how do we qualify Nigeria with all the killings since GEJ era?

This man needs some tutorial on the use of English.

tutudesz:
Brothers killing brothers for thinking differently

Majority of Igboz are very intolerant.

#knowthis&knowpeace

Fine chick

...two different persons.

Only in Anambra.

Amuochicha:
I hate men

We love you ❤️

Doja2000:
The future is male.

Sapphiere won't like this.

SoNature:
E beta say Igbo man no be president than make this man be president.

When I think of his legacy in Abia, I always know that he's a collosal failure.

Maybe Abia will be like Lagos or Dubai if he becomes president.

sapphiere:
My dad and my uncles are all Ediots!

Oh really??

Is that not carton paper inside the bandage?

Dear Lord... Nigeria

Delta people again

Wait o, is NaijaCoverBlog Sapphiere or Sapphiere is NaijaCoverBlog?

Jez wondering.

Billyonaire666:
The number of threads about Sex on nairaland is very alarming.

That's Nigerians' best invention.

Dagger111:
Whenever i knack my bae on doggy, i swear she sleeps like a baby. As if she was given drugs to slp. So each time she want deep slp, she come over for such knacking. She no dey carry me play with my long gbola. She dey always talk am say she fit kill herself if any woman dey share my gbola with her.

Pinshure of your gbola or adonbilivit.

Ishilove:
Hian. Oga na wa o

Him wan colonize the kpekus na.

Harder Harder Harder, Faster Faster Faster...

Eni tí emáa pa lè nwá.

Eni kú re!

Yeeyo:
Buhari a clueless and weak leader that Nigeria ever had and if u ask average buhari supporter's they will say he is doing good, illiteracy is a disease

So Buhari's cluelessness and weakness pass jonadäft own ehn?