₦airaland Forum

ScamHunter:
This is why I encourage Bola Tinubu to synergize with Labour Party so that the South can speak with one voice. Tinubu should know that his chances are slim and only Peter Obi has national appeal from the south. Obi should trade off and compensate Tinubu in his government. Stronger alliances are essential at this point.

Abeg? How many states can Obi win in the South East?

Not even Biafra Appeal fa!

Not until you have a SOUTHERN CANDIDATE THAT APPEALS to the whole South regardless of tribalistic sentiments, the North wins for ever!!!!

The WORST is the SOUTH WEST! They feel they are better than the rest of the Southerners because their nostrils are deepest inside the nyansh of the Northerners with their Muslim fakeness.

A western Muslim is just as diabolical as a Southern Christian. Absolutely zero spirituality!

Like he had a chance?
Another political harlot!

I praise the courage of Tambuwal.

To teach Tinubu a lesson Wike is too naive to learn.

A northern tout will always be more polished than a southern tout WALAHI!

This childish Wike needs to grow up!
This is not about WIKE! The North is sending a coded message to Tinubu-THE ULTIMATE FAKE MUSLIM AND BETRAYER!

You can only imagine how he wined and dined with the North shamelessly! They were just laughing at the political infidel that could sell the WHOLE SOUTH for his own personal ambition.

Tufiaaaaaaaakwa!!!! Ewu IRAGBIJI!

Na today?

This WIKE of a LOCAL TOUT must be on some CHEAP DRUGS.

WRONG! They did not gang up against A SOUTHERN PRESIDENCY! They ganged up AGAINST TINUBU! Period.

Wike should stop dreaming. Only a Northern candidate can stop Tinubu. That is what the SOUTH EAST AND SOUTH SOUTH WANT.

Only a FOOL would watch Wike or Obi take the PDP ticket. An automatic win for Tinubu?

NO way!!!!!!

Blame Tinubu for cutting his nose to spite his tapeworm!

Power should have never left the south. Tinubu was the ULTIMATE BETRAYER for endorsing Buhari.

Now, he will be used and DUMPED!

Stop complaining jor!

Jaga-Jaga-BAN-BAN wanted the presidency AT ALL COST, he did not mind mortgaging the WHOLE SOUTH at the altar of the NORTH FOR 8 GOOOOOOOD YEARS.

Now, you are complaining! If it is good for the West, it is good for the South too.

Time for the SOUTH TO DO THE SAME.

The south has made it clear! They would rather have a Northern president FOREVER!!!

The west will NEVER SUPPORT THE EAST, so why should the EAST OR SOUTH SUPPORT THE WEST?

Lai lai! Tinubu? How market? You will reap what you have sown for the past 8 years! Please, remain a Lagos local champion billionaire.

Sweeeeet!

Touts in high places!

Company of LOZAS!

There are some topics that are so nauseating on social media, and this is one of them!

Extremely disgusting!

Who cares if the akamu evaporates into thin air or congeals inside your anal cavity?

Should have changed his pampers first!
Looks like piss is catching im!

So monkey in suit.

Why not wear his agbada jeje?

Nonsense talk from people who are political failures.

You go wait enter your GRAVE ke!

APC. . . . SUPER FAILURE!!!!!!!

FFK slowly but surely . . . . Psychologically Re-decamping.

Nigerian politics sweeeeeeeet toooooo mussssssh!

GOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKKUUUUUU!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKU!!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOO TIKUUUUUUUUU!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

See as all dem face burn-burn finish?
If na woman now, dem go dey sing “who tif my bleasssshing, my precious blesssssshing”!

One person must emerge abi?
Dat go be the consensus.✅

Since when did Nigerians and Nigeria begin to use “the constitution”?

Useless constitution the useless judiciary system cannot uphold.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrantus NONSENSICUS!

DMerciful:
Madam, dont tell me you're still supporting PDP. We have to pay Obi-dience to Labour Party!

Is there any difference btw the parties in Nigeria? Is not the same people jumping from party to party?

PDP should move theirs jo!
To give INEC serious headache.

APC wants to play LUDO to reach HOUSE.

They want to see who the presidential candidate will be for PDP.

With that useless GEJ lurking in the Nigerian political swamps, it is easy to see the plan.

If Atiku for PDP, then APC will use Lawan, NOT TINUBU!✅

If Wike for PDP, GEJ, “the conSWINEsus” candidate, NOT TINUBU!✅

Tinupoo and Oshibunjo dey waste dem time!

PDP should postpone theirs too!✅

It is always BEST to lose with dignity.
Especially, if you have no opposition.

New, old or refurbished party, he will LOSE!
He can’t even win in Biafra.

GOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUU!!!!!!

Biden old too!

Can this happen in Nigeria? ? ?

Waste of time!
Could not not even manage Anambra state as governor.
Smooth-talking, puff-puff faced con artist!
Pretending to be so good.

OkwuEziokwu:
Bruh.. I felt every single word.

Geez, what are we going to do about this mess? Secession I say! Brand new start!

The mess is real o.
Unfortunately, no solution in sight.
The future remains bleak.
It can only get from worse to worst.
It is really a tragedy.

Thanks to Nollywood and the Nigerian music industry for putting a smile on our faces.
You cannot be a Nigerian IN NIGERIA and make Nigeria proud.
The only Nigerians that put Nigeria in a positive light are the Nigerians that are out of Nigeria.
Even Dangote is tainted because he is covered by the blood of the North.

Ilekokonit:
This your post is profound.

But why is it that quite a lot of Nigerians who relocate to Nigeria end up returning back to their base abroad when their businesses in Naija fail to thrive ?

In days gone by, the Yoruba's will say - Ile labo sinmi oko - meaning that when you get tired from farming / hustling, you return home to rest but now it seems like - Oko Labo sinmi Oko - The farm is where you now go back to rest as home is no longer a conducive place to go back to rest and again its like - Ile baba omo nba omo leru - a child is now afraid to return to his fathers house ?

But like I said earlier, may be I am just an incurable optimist about Nigeria or maybe I just like taking risks or maybe because I grew up in a Naija that worked, that nostalgia is still inside me or maybe na these Oyinbo people I dey work with dey make me wan Japa back to Nigeria once they bring their racist attitudes to my doorstep.

Who wants to live with and work under the white, red, yellow or green man?
Most of us are here on SELF-EXILE. Far better than being hacked to death like nama anywhere in Nigeria.
Look at the level of insecurity in Nigeria-deliberately orchestrated to keep the common man in fear and uncertainty?
Why deliberate? So they cannot question or fight the status quo.


Because Nigeria is not a workable country, how can any sane person invest?
For businesses to thrive, you must be guaranteed some element of safety and justice.
If your life is not safe, how can you do business?
Nigeria is like quicksand. It can only suck you in without spitting you out.
Eternal damnation.
You will spend your hard-earned savings to promote a business culture and will ALWAYS FAIL!
The level of poverty can only foster economic growth for criminals with no conscience(aka politicians and government parastals).

Ilekokonit:
This is so sad.

Around 2005, I wrote an article on this same Nairaland likening the situation in Nigeria as similar to the corrupt politicians standing on a table feasting on our collective treasury and the remaining 99.9% of Nigerians being a far way down on the floor coiled up like snakes that are ready to strike and all fighting themselves for the crumbs that fall from the politicians feast from the table way above the poor masses.

Yet I still relocated to Naija to set up a business a year later in 2006 and I stayed in Naija for 2 years and only left when the figures were not adding up.

Maybe I am a just a stickler for punishment ? I don't know what it is but something about Nigeria is buried deep inside my heart and to remove it or turn my back on Nigeria seems impossible for me.

I am just eternally optimistic nostalgic about Nigeria.

We all feel exactly the same way.
Longing for Nigeria where we have roots and dreaming our motherland will give us a sense of belonging and peace.
Only to be confronted with the harsh and sad reality that it is better to be emotionally and financially-enslaved WILLINGLY in a foreign land that can afford you better chances of self-actualization.

Sad indeed!

You send your children abroad to the best schools and they remain on exile because they will NEVER be given the slightest opportunity to give their best. Only to leave the country to be ruled by generational illiterate AGBEROS!

All that I know that moved back to Nigeria have returned to start all over again.
Nigeria frustrated them gaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Just an illusion.
Going from a system that works, to battle evil forces in a country WITHOUT any system.

To visit Nigeria is a supernatural task, not to talk of re-settling there.
Impossible!
EVERYONE I KNOW has since left Nigeria YET AGAIN, because NIGERIA IS A SYSTEMLESS FAILURE of an environment.
You have to be psychologically-challenged to live in a place like Nigeria-A PURE ZOO full of the most WICKED human beings ever walked the planet Earth.

Living in Nigeria reminds me of CRABS IN A BUCKET. No success for anyone. You will be pulled down by the most miserable beings around you.

Putin don dey taya ni?

It is not necessary because he knows he does not need SE to win!
Wetin consine Nkechi Blessing with PANT?

When he is battling for survival, where is his Biafra?