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Children can be FILTHY!😡😡😡
Not in this house o. I will NEVER tolerate that-
I do not wanno smell any armpits or butts in this house. Must shower 2 times DAILY.✅

Things I have found while doing a random bust.

Gooooooood!
Nitey-Nitey!🌹

Somebarry collect 100 strokes today for keeping food in the room.✅

The one sleeping on the floor ke!
The one that hides food under the bed,🙄
The only items in the room are BEDS. Easy to do quick search.✅

The only place with privacy in this house is the bathrooms where they shower.✅

Till 7AM! 9 hours sleep is A MUST.✅

Since OBJ na. . . .
Na today?
The reason they don't want OBI to be president.
All dem nyansh go h-opin yakataaaa. . . .

Make I go buy ticket. I can fly in that day and leave the same day back home.
Lemme shhhhhek my sssssheduuuuule.
I hope I am not working.
Time to catch some serious cruise.

Will be posting pictures live.

I don wanno read that long letter.
Where are the CERTIFIED COPIES OF THE RESULT FROM INEC?
We need them to nail that MAHMOOD THE CRIMINAL to the Islamic CROSS for robbers.

All powers are approved to cancel this OJORO FESTIVAL PRESIDENCY.
Even witches should use their powers too.
By May 29th. . . Either Mahmood or Tinubu MUST. . . . lie in state.
Amen!

Please, CANCEL THEM PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALLY!
If not with physical debilitation, I don't mind severe mental incapacitation.

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

BABEELOVE:
Cheat like once every 6 months!!!!!

This was my response o. . . and BOY! Awon sexually-frustrated religious bigots went to town.

The good old days I swear!

The GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OLD DAYS!

Mikagrace:
I really don’t want to go into depth. Just tired of him, just need a male friend who can take my mind elsewhere. I’m just fed up.

That is a very simple problem na.
We don wanno know what is making you tired. YOU ARE BORED IN YOUR MARRIAGE.
Marriage is some boooooooooooooring piece of crap. You are bound to get tired. Ask Johnson Suleiman.
I remember back in 2007 or 2008 when this topic came up and I offered 'some solutions'.
Lemme go and find the thread if it still exists.

Some satanic 'holy nwejes' almost extinguished their grand-mothers, not me.

Hello OP dia?

Happy reading from 2007.
That was my response then. . . and it is still my response NOW.
I could NEVER have survived marriage if it were not an OPEN MARRIAGE.
Some people call it 'cheating'. . . .Then HECK YEAH!

https://www.nairaland.com/76600/how-make-marriage-spicy

BABEELOVE:
Cheat like once every 6 months!!!!!

When I was in Nigeria, I developed a love for libraries. When I came to the “abroad”, I started sleeping in them. I just loved to study and read. I loved to see books neatly arranged in shelves. If there were any books out of place, I would go from aisle to aisle arranging and putting them in place. I LOOOOOOOVED the smell of books.😍

That is exactly what children of these age call PRISONS!

There is a very lovely library near my home.
I have made it a lively prison for us all. I just drop them off after breakfast, with their lunch, snacks and water . . . . That one likes to wear so-so short-“NIKA”. . . .🙄🙄🙄 Not my consine any more. . . . . And I go my way, to return in 6 hours so me and my “honey” can do some reaaaal “stuff’ without interruptions. 💒💒💒🍷🍷🍷

They don’t have phones right? There is a spare phone I give them, so I can call and face time them to make sure THEY ARE STILL THERE O. If I call and you don’t pick up AT FIRST RING, you will WALK HOME, while I DRIVE BEHIND YOU!😘

As soon as we get home, I collect my phone jele and review the contents. Yep! You cannot erase it. Only my number is programmed to be called or to receive calls from that phone. All apps are monitored. ✅

Sorry, living or dying in Nigeria is not an option.❤️

Nazgul:
For children below 10...they're mostly influenced by their peers, so you have to mind the kind of school you enrol them into, study their behavior after few weeks in the school, always check their pockets and bags whenever they come back from school and question then thoroughly whenever you find any odd item you know you didn't buy for them.

Teach them sex education as well, especially your daughters. Make sure they're able to identify their public and private parts and know that no one should touch their private parts. If they fall into the hands of perverts, it certainly would affect their attitude.

For teenagers...12 and above. At this stage, most especially when they start getting to 15, 16, 17 and 18...your ability to control them effectively would depend on how well you live by the rules you set for them. You can't tell them one thing and do another, this is why relationships experts are always of the opinion that children from broken homes tend to become bad spouses that children from good homes.

Relationship experts like Dr. Phil that have failed in their own relationships.
There are no different rules in my home.
What I do is what I preach. I graduated university TWICE. . . that is the ONLY BUSINESS WE HAVE TO DISCUSS IN THIS HOUSE.
When you leave my house, you can do as you damn well please. Till then, just do as I say. There is very little room for negotiation.
Shikena.

ahnie:
I tell you,it ain't easy.i have stopped spanking my kids,except in rare cases where my palm go just mistakenly moves.

What I do is talk,and talk,most times I would just ignore them completely and whistle.


Blackmailing them emotionally and citing references works on them better.

Please, what is emotional blackmail?

NoToPile:
Loool, madam kanwulia and her threads

Pad bucket count??

This woman no go kill persin with laff, I parenting is really hard work sha.

Yes o!
So we can know where to start before I am taken unawares. Every menstruating female in this house has a “color-coded” pad-bucket o. Random pregnancy tests and drug tests A MUST! I dey do strip search too.✅
I can’t wait for these last 2 to getat of my house.


OMO! You have to be ready for there mofos!
One parent has to be present at ALL TIMES!✅

NoToPile:
Loool, madam kanwulia and her threads

Pad bucket count??

This woman no go kill persin with laff, I parenting is really hard work sha.

Yes o!
So we can know where to start before I am taken unawares.
I can’t wait for these last 2 to getat of my house.

GloriousGbola:
Within the Nigerian space, withdrawal of privileges may work. It may not work in obodo oyibo.

Oh yes it works in Obodo Oyinbo.
You have to be ready to go to jail!❤️
I am ready at any time.🙌🏿

If I hear PIM? You sleep outside for 2 hours.

No TV.
No phones.
No tablets.
No snacks.
No weekly allowances
No outing.
No friends visiting.
TOTAL GROUNDING 7 DAYS A WEEK.😎

You MUST DO HOMEWORK FROM 6PM TO 10PM EVERY DAY!!!✅ Children can’t try SHYTE when at least ONE parent is ALWAYS present.

Divisive protests in Nigeria; some for Peter Obi, some for Tinubu hope this will not escalate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd0kpY66Y9U

ABIA STATE is the pacesetter for where the people’s mandate could not be stolen.

No be small tin o.
Till today we have no certified copies of the results.

Emperormartin:
Tinubu is 82yrs old...

He's just recuperating in one London hospital

AnyanwuSilas:
Once you're not Yoruba or Hausa/Fulani, you will be treated as Igbo,

Blame limited exposure and lack of basic education.
Extremely regional mentality.

Free and FEARSOME seleshuns.

Na today?
The same tori since NL was born in 2006!
Wait na.
When traffic begin die down. . . the mods will look the other way and the business will begin again.

NL is just like Nigeria.
All you need to do is 'befriend' any of the moderers and you can get away with MURDER.
You all are lucky to have escaped when there were gang wars.

The good 'ol days of some serious 'area' boys and their 'cheerleaders' committing all kinds of cyber attacks with the blessings of their sugar-mods.

APC refused to accept the reality of Tiefnubu's criminality.
Buhari must hand over to 'E MI LO KAN'.
Agreement is agreement.
This matter has come up sooooo many times. . . but TIEFNUBU keeps padding the Nigerian Judiciary with loots from his boullion vans.

The black race has a long way to go.

BUHARI PRO MAXI PLUS. . . on the beat. . .

Absolutely ridiculous.
Now, this is an over-kill.
They accepted his 'plea' and he has no further 'drug-errands' we know of currently.

They need to focus on the credibility of the sham elections and delist him as a credible Nigerian president from their affairs.
This is a crime he committed in the US. It is history.
Now we have a FRAUD for elections. . . that is the focus of NIGERIANS.
Period.

enemybulldozer:
What type of inciting speeches?
Tell us or better still give us the link so we can go verify.

EMI LOKAN is highly insulting and condescending.
How dare he say such a thing?
To boast of how he sold Nigeria while waiting for his drug case to clear by the 'NIGERIAN JAUNDICED JUDICIARY SYSTEM'?
Is that not insulting to Nigerians.

Why?
How else will some of us catch fun?

Wonderful. . . .
Amoda will not like this o.
Poor 'Agbado-chinos'.

Searching for tribal bigots and racial slurs. . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6IU2jlyYBU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ-8DxFRk9E