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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Claims 5 Bombings by karpenter: 6:51pm On Dec 25, 2011
We the christians of Nigeria need to pray fervently against this devilish islamist, GOD BLESS NIGERIA
Pray!! Haven't you prayed enough? How long shall you wait before you realise that the only solution is to give it back to them in equal measure. Christianity is not stupidity or an excuse for cowardice. Go and bomb mosques as well and I am 100% certain the church bombings will cease immediately.
Christianity EtcRe: Why So Much Attention On Bishop Oyedepo And Pastor Adeboye On Nairaland by karpenter: 3:24pm On Dec 22, 2011
Why Did prophet Elisha call prophet Elijah when he was leaving the earth enroute to heaven "my father, my father, the chariot of Isreal" 2kings 2:12, also 2kings 6:21, the king of Isreal was referring to Prophet Elisha as my father,Pls confirm your Facts thoroughly from scriptures so you dont confuse anyone here, pls recognize that there are individuals that God has placed in our midst that we should recognize as Spiritual Fathers.Bishop David Oyedepo and Pastor E.A Adeboye are fathers to many including me.
You are exhibiting signs of un-repentance and I can only but pity you and others in the same class. How could you refer to Elijah/Elisha tale, instead of the ONLY LAST WORD in Christianity-JESUS CHRIST? Are you sure you are a Christian? Me, by the grace of God, I am a Christian and will forever comply with Jesus Christ teachings, which in this case, requested me in Mathew 23:9 not refer to anybody on earth as a spiritual[b] father[/b]. QED. Carry on as you fancy, that's your business.
Christianity EtcRe: Why So Much Attention On Bishop Oyedepo And Pastor Adeboye On Nairaland by karpenter: 2:31pm On Dec 22, 2011
I'VE DECIDED TO REMAIN ON  THIS THREAD TO AT LEAST LIBERATE SMONE, MR KARPENTER JUST ASK SMONE NOT TO JUDGE, ARE U SURE YOU ARE PRACTICING WHAT YOU PREACH. CAN WE REALLY CHECK THE BIBLE AND SEE WHAT THE MINISTERS OF GOD DID THAT WAS NOT IN COMPLIANCE,
JESUS NEEDED A RIDE WAS GIVEN A NEW ONE
HE NEEDED A PLACE FOR CONFERENCE AND WAS GIVEN THE UPPER ROOM.
IF TRULY YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN AND A SON OF GOD, YOU SHOULD REFLECT WHO YOUR FATHER HIS. IF NOT SMTHING IS WRONG SMWHRE
I know who my father is. He is God in heaven and the only one that should be referred to as spiritual father not your Oyedepo that most of you blasphemously referred to as "Daddy", contrary to stipulations in Mathew 23:9. The truth is always hidden from brainwashed souls. May God forgive you all because, some of you honestly seek for God but are being misled by material obsessed so called "men of God". Amen.
Christianity EtcRe: Why So Much Attention On Bishop Oyedepo And Pastor Adeboye On Nairaland by karpenter: 2:05pm On Dec 22, 2011
its such a wonder to me that the people you call DAFT and all manner of names(members of LFC) are busy buying and acquiring all the good things of life as promised in scriptures, you can spread hate on the net but you can't deny the impact.
its time to reflect, you can live heaven in this present world because even Christ said that that the work he did we shall do far more, pls don't die in poverty, sickness and stagnation, belief in the word of God and you shall be totally liberated.

If you can show me anyone amongst Oyedepo's congregation that has been liberated to the degree that he also has a private jet, then I will believe you. Or is the blessing of private jet limited to only the Chairman of the Winners Chapel business empire?
Christianity EtcRe: Why So Much Attention On Bishop Oyedepo And Pastor Adeboye On Nairaland by karpenter: 1:54pm On Dec 22, 2011
All i see here, is pharisees and saducees who like in the time of Jesus where always trying to trap Jesus by his word or actions, but they where always dissapionted.Bishop David Oyedepo and Pastor Enoch Adeboye remain influential figures in this continent, and there is nothing anyone can do about it, Pls leave this[b] men of God [/b] alone.They have been more than a blessing to this nation.
Who are you to judge and conclude that they are men of God? My friend, talk about yourself and don't judge anybody because the bible is against it. What blessing to the nation, or did you mean to say, blessing to their families?
Christianity EtcRe: Why So Much Attention On Bishop Oyedepo And Pastor Adeboye On Nairaland by karpenter: 1:09pm On Dec 22, 2011
i actually listened to one of my Daddy's old message yesterday when he said that God told him way back in 1984 that what most people are saying on this thread are catalyst for moving forward.

Even some christian leaders started it and guess what, from Raji Oba to the Biggest Church Auditorium in the world(Guinness Book of Record).
from a Single jet to Three @ my last count.

Thank God most of you are not paying tithe in His Church, We do and we see the result.
why have you not asked urself if the men of God you mentioned in this thread are the only one collecting tithes and offering and what do others do with the collection.
I was a muslim, before the Holy Ghost speak to me to join this church and whao the testimonies are too much to mentioned.

can you imagine leaving a life of daily victories
not having to be sick or under depression.
God answering your prayers before they are mentioned.

Pls don't die in Ignorance, Biblical prosperity is real and I'm a wonder testimony of such.
May God forgive you for this blasphamy. "And do not call anyone on earth 'father,' for you have one Father, and he is in heaven." Mathew 23:9
Christianity EtcRe: Why So Much Attention On Bishop Oyedepo And Pastor Adeboye On Nairaland by karpenter: 11:06am On Dec 22, 2011
Well, ain't I surprised I get to be insulted. How does writing such a long story on Nairaland help solve Nigeria's problem. Every sane person will agree that writing such a long note is pure joblessness cos it won't change anything or anybody. How many pple read everything sef. Did u? Well only jobless pple would read it too. Concerning the name written under, how was I supposed to know that daretothink is not Segun Fakoya, or is daretothink your birthname. Even if u did not write it, U read it, agreed with and u took the effort of copying and pasting it. That is still joblessness. I presume u are an old man so look for something better to do. Well I am a student and i'll have u know that by the grace of God i'm doing very well in school (I love books and reading). God has made me one of the best among my peers. To Him alone be all the Glory. Waves of Glory shall continue till I graduate next year. (Amen). Pleas put the I in Niceyenuf. Thanks and God bless.
The time it took you identifying who's is jobless on nairaland, might just be the same time it took Segun Fakoya to write that long article. Writing is a special skill and a job of its own. If you’re in doubt, ask journalists. If you can't write, appreciate others who can. I suspect, you are mentally lazy, but you can prove me wrong by spending some time to dissect content of his article with no prejudice whatsoever. Once you do that, I am pretty sure you'll notice the validity of the points he raised. But I trust you won't, because, you're not “jobless” indeed.
Christianity EtcRe: Why So Much Attention On Bishop Oyedepo And Pastor Adeboye On Nairaland by karpenter: 10:43am On Dec 22, 2011
Which interview was that?
Do you think you can see? What makes him a conman? has he conned you of anything? Has he violated you or any of your family members.
You claim to fight for the innocent yet you seat behind your desktop to accuse a man you will never make the kind of positive impact he has made in Nigeria even if you live up to 70 years. Shame on you. Hypocrite
Stop ignoring the main issue, which is "molesting an innocent girl." Address that!!! Is it okay because, Oyedepo did it?
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 4:35pm On Dec 20, 2011
We need not be quick to judge.Remember,Jesus flogged people that were selling in the synagogue.if it is this modern day CNN would have carried it.When Bishop slapped the Girl, the Girl would not have felt any pain, he had hitting the demon.Those who do deliverance know exactly what I am saying.
Must you twist the bible to justify everything? Did Jesus ever flog those who came seeking for help? Please, it’s better to accept the pastor’s mistake instead of coming to this public forum to spew out ridiculous statements.
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 3:30pm On Dec 20, 2011
You are a carpenter. Go work with your hands and stop being lazy!!!!

Who's being lazy?, me or somebody who just relaxes and collects daily money from brain washed folks like you and then use the money to establish higher institutions that people like you or your kids can not be admitted into because you can’t afford the fees? Have you even seen his privet jets, not to talk of entering into it? Stupidity is a big disease.
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 3:19pm On Dec 20, 2011
Your brother married a bad woman, and such women are everywhere! What has the church got to do with that?

You are fool for coming to expose your family problems for the whole world to see. Can't you cover your family's unclothedness? Or they did not teach you that at home?

If our parents went around exposing their issues to the world, would we be able to walk on the street? Grow up mister!
How has the poster exposed his family? This is a forum where nobody knows anybody. You intentionally refused to appreciate his point and smoothly tried to divert attention to something of no consequence.
Let me summarise his points. The poster believes that religion and its practises are meant to positively change people ways of life. According to him, his brother’s wife negative behaviour has not changed despite so many years in Winners. That's the point, my friend and stop beating about the bush!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2011
Visit www.davidoyedepoministries.org and be blessed. There are archived messages to bless you richly.
I rest my case from now on.

Jesus is Lord.

I LOVE DR DAVID OYEDEPO.


I prefer being blessed by having access to your church account. Please, could you help and be blessed?
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 2:09pm On Dec 20, 2011
As much as I disagree with the Bishop's slap on the woman,  I really pity some folks on this thread. Too much youthful exuberance is making them bring curses upon themselves. Is it too much for you to dis agree with the Man of God without calling him names and other curses.

Who are you to judge someone else's servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand.
Romans 14.4.

Let not freedom of speech make you bring curses on yourself and family.
I guess the curse will come to folks here on nairaland but won’t go to the so called "Man of God" (whatever that means) that molested a poor girl seeking for help? May the God I serve forgive all you brainwashed fellows for you sincerely wish to serve God but are unfortunately being misled.
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 1:40pm On Dec 20, 2011
The God of my father Bishop David Oyedepo bless you all and may His blessings be your portion in the new year.
May God forgive you for this blasphemy. Mathew 23.9 - "And do not call anyone on earth 'father,' for you have one Father, and he is in heaven".
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 12:41pm On Dec 20, 2011
At any time of his preference, the devil unleashes fake pastors to the public. These pastors are stacked with so much power that people flock to them in search of miracles, but they are ultimately misled. After a while and with God’s intervention, the scam will be exposed. Once this happens, the powers of these fake “men of God” vanish and folks desert. Of course, the devil is restless and never gives up. He will seek for another set of fake pastors to empower and the deception goes on. This cycle will continue till Christ comes. It is a strategy the devil uses to ensure, that his kingdom is constantly enlarged in order not to be at a disadvantage in his constant battle with God.

May God save us and continue to expose these fake pastors that that their indoctrinated followers, blasphemously and unbiblically refer to as “Daddies”. Amen!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by karpenter: 11:33am On Dec 20, 2011
Free world, you are entitled to your opinion. It doesn't move the man of God whatever comment you post. They once accused Jesus that He was using evil spirit. It is not new, if you say anything against men of God. Except ye repent ,ye shall likewise perish. The message of the cross is foolishness to those who perish.

Agreed, but the question is "who are the men of God"? Certainly, this arrogant fellow, who assaulted a poor girl seeking for help cannot be said to be one. You show pity and compassion to the needy and not the other way. That was the message of Jesus Christ, the Master. For your own benefit, desist from comparing these bible-carrying-pretenders and business men with Jesus. Except you read other books, but in the bible account of Jesus, I never came across where someone was slapped or molested by Jesus for any reason, But I am sure this my write up is a waste of time, because the brain washed brains of Oyedepo followers will never see anything wrong in their jet trotting Daddy.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Okojie Wins The Most Outstanding Female Act Of The Year 2011 by karpenter: 9:11am On Dec 20, 2011
Anything built on falsehood and deception is bound to soon fail. If by her action someone, somewhere is weeping, she cannot lay any legal claim to happiness herself. Her days of vain glory will be short lived
Anybody weeping should carry on but let the person vent her antagonism towards the right source of her sorrows and not Mercy. Mercy was wedded to a SINGLE man. Period!! In the event that this marriage eventually breaks down, it can never be because somebody is weeping. Marriage breakdowns are not extraordinary in Nollywood, Hollywood, Bollywood, and others.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Okojie Wins The Most Outstanding Female Act Of The Year 2011 by karpenter: 3:23pm On Dec 19, 2011
I love Mercy hands down, but that Award was just a shame. Everyone that came there took an award home. Though she was not even there (better for her). Desmond Elliot and John Dumelo were present. I believe she deserves a better, more orgnised award than that. I still regret spending $105 to attend the show.
Most likely, she was elsewhere receiving another insignificant award, so many them in circulation!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Okojie Wins The Most Outstanding Female Act Of The Year 2011 by karpenter: 1:45pm On Dec 19, 2011
mercy congrats oooo more grease to your elbow.
I'd rather say "more grease to your waist",  but wait, there’re so many of these awards in circulation that I’m pretty sure all the artists will benefit one day or the other!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona's David Villa Faces Five Months Out After Breaking Shinbone by karpenter: 12:59pm On Dec 16, 2011
Thats good news as i want Barcelona to be knocked out of champions league.
Somebody is critically wounded and you declare "good news". That's pretty sadistic.
Christianity EtcRe: Rccg Holy Ghost Congress 2011 Tagged "A New Thing" by karpenter: 5:26pm On Dec 14, 2011
You wan follow that mosquito human being chop from garbage can? The only regret is that due to the anonymous nature of NL, we no go know am when we see am dey chop from there.

The God of Adeboye is spelt with a very capital "G", and that is the God he professes. Some of you that claim you went to school don't even know how to use punctuation marks
You live in constant fright and awe of a fellow mortal like you. Why? It would have made more sense to me if you had said "my God" instead of "God of Adeboye". Please learn to place more values in yourself than others. How are you even convinced that God doesn’t consider you above this Adeboye fellow? Or you think it’s impossible?

Again, I am sure that a person like Adeboye, in the face of any aggravation, will certainly not wish anyone to eat from garbage can. So try and grow up.
Christianity EtcRe: Rccg Holy Ghost Congress 2011 Tagged "A New Thing" by karpenter: 2:29pm On Dec 14, 2011
May the God of Adeboye make you eat from garbage cans until you recognise His Omnipotence.
Please note that if he doesn't eat from the garbage, then the god of Adeboye has failed!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On Monday 12th Dec. 2011 by karpenter: 12:35pm On Dec 13, 2011
shut the fok up and get the hell out of here.What the fok do you know about EPL
sorry, what's fok up?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On Monday 12th Dec. 2011 by karpenter: 12:02pm On Dec 13, 2011
Too Bad u have tear gas smoke in your brain and u dont know, that is why u are so confused
Sorry, but I am afraid, you're wrong again,  I suggest you try once more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On Monday 12th Dec. 2011 by karpenter: 10:06am On Dec 13, 2011
@karpenter,
call it Igbo, Ganja, wewe, cannabis or any name, the good news is that, it is not ok for your health especially the brain side. i understand how u reason and why u do so but if you will stop smoking, u will leave to testify that an unknown person saved your carrier.
Sorry, but I don't smoke!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On Monday 12th Dec. 2011 by karpenter: 8:54am On Dec 13, 2011
Most silly no brain write up i have ever come across
You are brain washed!!!! Sorry, I can't help it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On Monday 12th Dec. 2011 by karpenter: 7:59am On Dec 13, 2011
Chelsea fans Congrats!!! but it will soon be your turn to face biased officiating. The worthless English league is programmed to ensure continual ManU dominance. There was no way Mancity would have defeated Chelsea, except the referee is from another part of the world, other than England. English referees are at the beck and call of that old man called Ferguson who in one or the other nominated most of them in over 20years of his career. Last night poor officiating against City was just to help manU close the gap. This is always the case whenever manU is on the back foot both in the premiership or UEFA championship. Chelsea fans, remember the apparent partial officiating Chelsea recently received against QPR?, questionable penalty, 2 red cards, all these  to make certain that Chelsea goes downs as well after the humiliating crushing ManU suffered against City. Guys open your eyes, and you'll begin to dislike the premiership. It’s substandard and that's why the teams can't compete in Europe where the referees are randomly selected from different countries.
FashionRe: Two Nollywood Divas In A Fashion Ring! by karpenter: 11:45am On Dec 08, 2011
Women dress to impress women and UnCloth to impress men. Please, post their nude pictures so that men can vote!!!!
PoliticsRe: Mass Revolt Looms In Nigeria, Obasanjo Warns by karpenter: 12:46pm On Dec 06, 2011
Obasanjo, who is part of the corrupt establishment destroying Nigeria, knows that he won't be spared when the revolt starts. That's why he's raising alarm with the hope it would not happen, useless old man that is scared stiff with possible outcome.
PoliticsRe: 36 Governors Endorsed Fuel Subsidy Removal - Sule Lamido by karpenter: 11:10am On Dec 02, 2011
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If fuel subsidy is what your revolution is about, then you are jobless. I would expect a revolution to be about true federalism and the hammering out of a contract between citizen and state; so that each individual knows their rights and responsibilities, just as the state would know its rights and responsibilities.
Why can't your revolution be about the passing of the PIB, the abrogation of the anti-people land use decree, the repealling of the petroleum act etc.

These days, people just wake up, talk nonsense and walk straight into the bush, because they wouldn't simply read to know the difference between left and right.
This beaf you go kill somebody one , lol
RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by karpenter: 6:02pm On Nov 30, 2011
if i was a virgin or not I will still be pissed. U already talking abt sex on our first date  theres more to me than just sex
Yes, there must be more to you, but what is wrong in knowing those more after sex?
RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by karpenter: 5:49pm On Nov 30, 2011
are u a virgin. Jst asking
Yes, but only because I use Virgin Mobile.

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