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RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by karpenter: 5:19pm On Nov 30, 2011
@onila
u went on a date with me because you want to  know more about me . let our personalities click first before you ask abt my virginity. stup=id man, sex starved mo-ron!
If you're a virgin, you wont be so upset about the question.
RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by karpenter: 5:14pm On Nov 30, 2011
color of pant shes currently putting on

what sex position does she like and enjoy

does she take cork in her mouth

Is she specialized in Blow - Jobs

etc

these are things i might need to know to be a better lover   and ensure we have a smoother relationship
Additionally, are you a lesbo because, I am one.
PoliticsRe: Niger Republic Opens New Refinery - Very Close To Nigeria’s Border by karpenter: 12:58pm On Nov 29, 2011
A Nigerian delegation representing President Goodluck Jonathan looked on in awe yesterday as Niger Republic’s brand new oil refinery was commissioned at Zinder, close to the Nigerian border. The refinery will immediately satisfy Niger Republic’s domestic requirements and leave a huge surplus for export, with one very likely destination---Nigeria.
What a pitiable continent with redundant leaders of very low IQ. How could an ordinary project activity such as commissioning of a 20,000 barrel refinery attract another country’s president or delegates? Only God knows the president billed for the Rivers state own refinery take-off event.
Meanwhile, as I write now, there are space missions searching for life in other planets beside this earth. Who knows, in the near future, alternative energy sources may be from these planets rendering the “African-continent-destroying-crude-oil” worthless. Obama was not even present in Florida when NASA launched the most capable machine ever built to land on Mars moving at a speed of 10km/s.
RomanceRe: Brothers, What Do You Mean By A "natural" Woman by karpenter: 2:49pm On Nov 09, 2011
@ SAFO
Okay ill step up to the plate and be brutally honest since nobody has yet. When we mean natural beauty, a man basically wants a woman who is naturally beautiful when she wakes up in the morning minus all the caked on accessories. Does it mean we don't like women who are sophisticated when out & about? No. If makeup and other accessories can enhance your beauty fine but if you need it to alter your entire persona,  when in reality, underneath that facade you're really a fugly lil troll. Then there's a problem. No man wants to go to sleep at night with Beyonce abd then wake up next to a wildebeest.

Hope that helps
I can’t just make out why everybody has chosen to pay no attention to the lone truth on this subject as exposed by SAFO. It informs me that we humans continually resent the reality.
Well done SAFO.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by karpenter: 3:35pm On Nov 04, 2011
@afam
don't think this thread is a fair one. I expect most people to choose the EPL because it's the most watched league in Nigeria. Notice how I boldened Nigeria. That's because we were a british colony so we tend to follow religously what goes on in that part of the world. In the same vein, the Spanish Laliga is very popular in south America and all throught Latin America.

Personally, I think the Spanish La liga is the best and most mature football league in the world, followed by the Serie A and EPL in no particular order.
You just spoke my mind. Supported!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How possibly will a league that attracts the best football players in the world not be the best in the world? Haba! Let’s even for argument sake admit that the laliga is a 2-man team, then the EPL can be argued in the same manner, after all in the last years back; it's being only Manu or Chelsea capturing the trophies. So what’s the difference?
Christianity EtcRe: Are Men Of God Good Role Models? by karpenter: 4:07pm On Oct 31, 2011
The question is do Men of God qualify to be called good role models?


To begin with, there's nobody with assigned title “man of God”. We all are!
Secondly, your role model as a Christian MUST the founder.
On the judgement day, your reward or penalty would be exclusively dependent on how you lived your days on earth and not how you were influenced by the so called role models cum “men of God”.
Christianity EtcRe: Has Atheism Ever Gotten U Into Trouble? by karpenter: 2:41pm On Oct 20, 2011
@jayriginal
You have my sympathy.
"You have my sympathy"!!! That's the arrogance of strong belief. Are you sympathising with him because he's ignorant and you are right? You guys are all the same, stuck to your own opinion and never see reasons with anything contrary.
Christianity EtcRe: Has Atheism Ever Gotten U Into Trouble? by karpenter: 11:51am On Oct 20, 2011
Useless discussion.
If you want to be an atheist or otherwise, that's your business. Why must such an evidently personal preference be subject of open ponder?
Both atheists and theists adopt similar approach, which is, vehemently affirming their viewpoints. I don’t see any difference even on this thread.
PoliticsRe: Landslide Hits Enugu After Heavy Rainfall by karpenter: 4:17pm On Oct 19, 2011
@Eko Ile.
Why do you hate the Ibos that much? You are supposed to be female! Females don't hate like that. I have never seen a thing like this before. Abeg take am easy.
PoliticsRe: Why I Became A Terrorist - Abdulmuttalab by karpenter: 11:49am On Oct 18, 2011
Pls just calm your nerves and read with UNDERSTANDING ! Islam prohibits terrorism read Surah Maidah 15 vs 32, . People should please try to differenciate religion and politics , fight for freedom and Justice , and especially to those islamic critics ,  But its saddening to know how the US govt carryout their foreign policy on wealthy islamic countries and labelled against islamic groups through the western media , but no matter what they do to blackmail islam as terrorism , islam is still the religion of peace !
What justification do you have for somebody who has killed thousands innocent iraqi children just in search of one man , who is the biggest terrorist ? Try to findout more about Islam
Allah knows Best
Statement like this confirms actually how Muslims think. Who is the biggest terrorist? This is one of the key justifications for terrorism.
Another reason behind terrorism is that millions of Muslims believe the Mahdi (a Muslim Messiah) will one day return to save humanity. But before he can appear, Israel and America must be destroyed.
Therefore destruction of America and Israel is a religious duty and every Muslim, secretly (like nairaland Muslims) or openly support terrorist attacks on anything relating to America and Israel hiding under the cover of self defence. Only a fool who has refused to learn would believe that "Islam is a religion of peace". It’s only peaceful when you accept the faith but if you don’t, you’re considered a traitor that must be destroyed by any means.
PoliticsRe: Why I Became A Terrorist - Abdulmuttalab by karpenter: 3:00pm On Oct 17, 2011
@Karpenter, u need to attend a madrasa to know what islam is about, odawise buy the 40 hadith of An-Nawawi (pronounced as spelt), make sure u get the english translated version & endeavour to read it, u'll probably know the epicentre of islam, 

the word Islam itself means peace, so it is right to say religion of peace, if u keep your argument of islam as being a bad religion, what will u say of the churches dat ordained man-lover marriages, or churches in Nigeria that preach prosperity & milk their members dry, ain't not a fan of religious argument, having topped my class severally in BK or CRK as they call it nw,  bt seriously, Muttallab just spoilt the shine of those willing to get excited by the trial & nw they are complaining, whether he pleads guilty or not, he will still be convicted, hw are we sure that his plea is not the result of his father's invitation to the US, last January  .[/b]That's why I prefer to watch Liverpool Man. United playing dan reading US & Terrorism,
[b]The bolded: You are invariable supporting an intended violent act by Mutallab, probable because he's a fellow muslim and you still don't understand why many label Islam anything but peaceful religion. You guys are all the same. Churches can rip you off as you claim, but nobody forces you to part with your resources. It's your choice. That's how religion should be
PoliticsRe: Why I Became A Terrorist - Abdulmuttalab by karpenter: 2:48pm On Oct 17, 2011
this is why you need to ask questions and from the right people . Not every Muslim is a terrorist. Not every American supports the government's foreign policies. The words of the Qur'an that mention the use of violence have specific rules to them. Most were in retaliation to oppression from the pagans of Mecca at the time.

Would you suggest that Nigeria folds her arms if a neighboring country, say, Cameroon brings up a fight ??

But even this kind of engagement has rules. The ones that protect  women, children and even slaves .
What a comparison! Is Islam a country that was being invaded by pagans of mecca? How were the pagans oppressing Islam? By not believing? Must you fight to convince unbelievers? Nah by force? That is mostly what Islam is all about. Stop beating about the bush.
PoliticsRe: Why I Became A Terrorist - Abdulmuttalab by karpenter: 12:45pm On Oct 17, 2011
this boy is silly and slow,he is just turning islam the religion of peace
into something else,
Who told you Islam is a religion of peace? Why do we just don't tell ourselves the simple truth? Believe it or not, the long term ambition of every Muslim is to assist in ensuring that all human beings become Muslim either by persuasion or mostly by force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: I Hate Watching Barcelona Play. by karpenter: 8:04am On Oct 10, 2011
Guys, you don’t hate Barca. You are just disgusted by the fact that Barca constantly thrashes your substandard British teams. For Chelsea fans, the grudge is because he’s torturing your “special one” who gave you the mediocre-colonial-falling-empire-league title after fifty years.

I despise everything concerning that useless discriminating British state and always extremely glad anytime their teams are defeated in any tournament. Actually, I am still celebrating their disgraceful elimination in the ongoing Rugby world cup.
PoliticsRe: Akala Condemns Ajimobi Over Affairs With Tinubu by karpenter: 1:14pm On Sep 27, 2011
You are right, we expect exemplary behavior and conduct from our leaders and when ever they sidestep good conduct, we have every right to question their judgment.

The fact in this case remains mute and obsolete. Every worker on the face of the earth including the Oyo state governor is entitled to days of work to do what ever he want with his time, the only problem with people banging their heads on the wall is who he was with and this is because of their hatred for Tinubu.

Like I said, if the governor was at home doing nothing or sleeping all day in his bed, this wont be an issue so the silly notion that he left his state unattended to sounds not only bogus, but silly and petty.

There are dozens of capable hands to mind shop while the governor was a way for a few hours, and we are yet to see any evidence of the state grinding to a halt or the people of Oyo state suffering because the Governor went to Abuja.

In the same breath, can you or any other critic tell us what happens everytime the governor leaves the state on vacation, go to the same Abuja which all the governors do all the time or taking care of their personal business?

Can any of you show us how these states grind to a halt and crumble?

I know you people can not, this is nothing but made up noise and bogus argument with irrationalities.

Tinubu engineered Akala's exit from the state house so I see many reasons for his sour stomach, but Akala of all people really should be the last person with any sane and moral authority to speak about anybody or what they do with their time.

Akala did not lambaste himself when he left his state during Doctors strike to welcome Bode George from Jail.


Personally, I appreciate the governors sense of respect and loyalty, and I hope he remains a loyal supporter of his party, his party leader and the people of Oyo state.

Unfortunately for Akala and Tinubu haters, you just have to keep hating and spewing rubbish, that's all you can do
Gbam!!!! Nothing more to add.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Rayo Vallecano (6 - 2) On 24th September 2011 by karpenter: 7:49am On Sep 27, 2011
as if you matter.
used to love madrid indeed or used to love trophy winning moments.
If I don't matter, it doesn't matter for the reason that you don’t matter as well.

I loved trophy winning moments by a Madrid team that exhibited the type of football Barca is playing today. If that’s a source of consternation for you, so be it. Zero apologies!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Rayo Vallecano (6 - 2) On 24th September 2011 by karpenter: 10:08am On Sep 26, 2011
Typical MADdrid fans, instead of you to reasoned that your Coach is breeding indiscpline players, you are finding fault with officiating. Real Madrid are not known with this type of indiscipline style of plays before MADrinho came in as Coach.
Right on point bro. I used to love Madrid, in the days of Zidane, Rodondo, Raul, etc. Then, madrid didn't exhibit the type of indiscipline now being witnessed under Mohrinho. I wonder what madrid fans want officials to do. To play blindness to Madrid rough tackles? I am yet to see any red card issued to madrid that they don't deserve.
PoliticsRe: Akala Condemns Ajimobi Over Affairs With Tinubu by karpenter: 7:43am On Sep 26, 2011
@ Eko Ile

First time I agree with you. It's all about hatred for Tinubu. What if the Governor was on sick leave? Oyo state administration would grind to a halt? This arguement is baseless and childish.
PoliticsRe: Akala Condemns Ajimobi Over Affairs With Tinubu by karpenter: 12:26pm On Sep 23, 2011
^^^ So what has Fashola done? Assume I am wrong and tell me.

Has he done any housing scheme you know of?
Has he improved on water supply in Lagos?
How many good roads has he done? all the road I see everyday is shite! And please dont count drawing lines on the road and road construction.
Has he cleared the Lagos water ways?
Has he dome proper drainage systems in Lagos?
Has he improved Lagos schools? Please dont go and paste the political campaign pictures where he donated some computers as improvement. I see the public schools everyday. They are shite!
Has he improved security in Lagos?

I will tell you objectively what I know he has done.

1. BRT
2. Lagos Beautification (i.e. flowers, fountains)
3. Lagos is neater. (i.e. Oshidi, Obalende and We now have fine busstops and overhead bridges)
4. The hospitals are better.

Aside from that, he is overrated.
Thank God somebody is saying what I have observed for long time. I go to Lagos occasionally, believe me, I don't seem to see or observe the so called wonderful Fashola's achievements. But the euphoria was so much that I just kept quiet.
PoliticsRe: Akala Condemns Ajimobi Over Affairs With Tinubu by karpenter: 11:06am On Sep 23, 2011
What did his trip to Abuja achieve? Mind you, there's no one that can solve all problems but the timing of that trip, considering the fact that over two hundred people died in Ibadan and many are still missing, is wrong.

Do you know the magnitude of what hit Ibadan and the work on that man's plate? Do you know that there's yet no evidence of a new government in Ibadan? If there is, educate me. And if you want me to tell you the 'quick wins' he could have done, challenge me.

Is this a case of 'nairaland people sef' or that of demanding performance, physical and psychological, from your leaders?
I don't truly know a great deal on events in Ibadan. I don't reside there. As you pointed out, it appears Ajimobi is underperforming? But my argument is that even if he rather stayed back than showed solidarity in Abuja, the underperformance won't change. One or two days visit to Abuja is of no consequence to Oyo administration. I understand there is even a deputy governor?
PoliticsRe: Akala Condemns Ajimobi Over Affairs With Tinubu by karpenter: 10:22am On Sep 23, 2011
I'm not a fan of Akala because he's also not known for decorum, discipline or performance but he has raised valid points here.

This is the time for the Oyo state government to face the emergency at home and work round the clock to ensure that the long-suffering people of the state at least benefit from good governance.

Ajimobi should realize that although he may have successfully pushed the blame on the flood to Akala, the quality of response to it and the prevention of a recurrence lie squarely on him. To do this, he needs all the time in the world to strategize and work for his people. What he went to do in Abuja was neither critical nor urgent.
What if Ajimobi stayed back and didn't go to Abuja? "Emergency at home" will be resolved? Fashola didn't go to Abuja, right!!! and all Lagos problems are solved? This nairaland people sef.
PoliticsRe: Akala Condemns Ajimobi Over Affairs With Tinubu by karpenter: 9:53am On Sep 23, 2011
Perhaps, very soon Fashola may somehow be included on the list of folks behind Tinubu’s travails since he didn't show up in Abuja for solidarity. Watch out!!!!!
RomanceRe: Dress Code When You're Dating Someone? by karpenter: 12:48pm On Sep 22, 2011
@nayah
You’re pretty and if postings are to form basis for assessment, I can add you're simple minded and kind of down-to -earth gal. I like that.
PoliticsRe: African Union Officially Recognises Libya's New Leadership by karpenter: 11:49am On Sep 21, 2011
Nigeria didn't jump the gun, rather AU was guided by immoral and dictatorial individuals who felt the need to stick by their kind and benefactor. There was no option at the time they were making noise, NTC was getting all the support their needed from NATO anyway and they were obviously going to form a government. Who were they fighting to be included in the government anyway? Is it the same people that were being killed by one man's ego tripping while their kept quiet and were instead giving Gadaffi false assurances of meaningless support?

GEJ has been vindicated and no grammar can change it.
What was NATO guided by? Lybia's oil of course.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man United Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On Sunday 18th September 2011 by karpenter: 4:10pm On Sep 16, 2011
I hate English league. Apart from constant referees favouritism, english league fixtures are always geared towards ensuring continue ManU success. How could you explain that all the top four teams are playing ManU away in this first half of the season? Who are they fooling? Except one who doesn't know that the first half of the season is when clubs are full of energy, zeal, ambition, more competitive spirit and fewer injuries. In the second half of the season, a top team is most likely unreachable and the associated confidence ensures that this team continues on the path of success even in away games.
PoliticsRe: Osama Bin Laden Is Alive - Abdulmutallab by karpenter: 3:44pm On Sep 16, 2011
that why you need to go and learn more,  ok why did Pharaoh enslave all Israelite for years?
This guy sef. Do you need to be told that the Israelites were enslaved to provide cheap labour and abundant skills. How do you think the famous pyramids were built? Abeg, Pharoh(s) never claimed to be a god that must be worshipped by exiled jews or even the egyptian citizens. I don tire for dis kin cycle of arguements.
PoliticsRe: Osama Bin Laden Is Alive - Abdulmutallab by karpenter: 10:33am On Sep 16, 2011
you see go back to your pastor to learn more about prophet,  God sent his prophet to his household and his people so they are all prophet of God and follow God commandment and who is pharaoh and Goliath going against? they are going against God and asking people to worship them and waging war against Israelite
I think you're the one who should really go and learn more. I am not aware that pharoh or goliath asked people to worship them and waged war cos they refused to worship? Who told you that?
PoliticsRe: Osama Bin Laden Is Alive - Abdulmutallab by karpenter: 10:14am On Sep 16, 2011
Moses Wage war against Pharaoh and his soldier and call on God to for help and they get perished in the red sea, David Wage war against Goliath that wage war against them, Solomon wage war against God enemy, Saul wage war against God enemy. so that was God commandment to all his messenger
My friend, don't confuse civil wars between different tribes with religous wars or penalties specified in 5.33. Were Moses and David christains? or Pharoh/Goliath moslems.?
PoliticsRe: CPC Accuses GEJ Of Stoking Ethnic Division by karpenter: 7:20am On Sep 16, 2011
I don't see how what GEJ said is wrong. I am also very curious as to why CPC suddenly wishes to go against everything they have said about the elections and effectively pin their supporters to GEJ's train.

Today is turning out to be one hell of a strange day! First Tinubu denies sponsoring boko haram without being asked, the Buhari's folk insinuate that they too are GEJ's supporters (thats all that can be gleaned from their very strange statement).
Beaf, you're just too intelligent!!!!! Extremely love this your prompt response. Carry on!!!
PoliticsRe: Osama Bin Laden Is Alive - Abdulmutallab by karpenter: 7:11am On Sep 16, 2011
"Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and strive upon earth [to cause] corruption is none but that they be killed or crucified or that their hands and feet be cut off from opposite sides or that they be exiled from the land. That is for them a disgrace in this world; and for them in the Hereafter is a great punishment." ,  just read from quaran 5.33.

The question is "what is waging war against Allah and His Messenger?". Alqaeda and many many many others believe America/Israel and indeed the rest of the West are on war with Islam and must be destroyed. Is that your own understanding as well?
that was exactly what the past prophet preach and when Satan go againt God wish what happen? God sent satan out of the paradise even when people are going against God wish and turning the Synagogue to market Jesus destroy there good and throw them away and send them away from the synagogue saying they turn his fathers house to Market so get your fact right
Ok, God sent satan out of the paradise but didn't kill him? and Jesus destroyed goods and threw people away from synagogue but nobody was killed, Right? How could you then use these bloodless acts to justify the Quoran 5.33 stipulated penalties? Namely "[i]the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and strive upon earth [to cause] corruption is none but that they be killed or crucified or that their hands and feet be cut off from opposite sides or that they be exiled from the land"[/i],

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