₦airaland Forum

MrImole:
I'm serious, I didn't know. Why wearing thigh band, what's it used for? what's the role of thigh band and how does it work?



Forgive me for disturbing you please.

in d western part of the world it was a tradition but in nigeria it is stupidity, it doesn't really have a role

MrImole:
What's garter?




Is it a pant?

I know u know it but incase u don't know a garter is a thigh band

VolTOxic:
I don't trust myself. I can't do this & stay focus.

u are so real and funny

princeakins:
WEldon dear... eku se o

Wowww. I see ur talented, kip it up



Kiloje ku fun mi?

Lol... u lik slip abi... probably cuz of dz romantic weather..

Anyway hope ur day has bn fun miss

sure it was,guess urs ws too

princeakins:
Kindly follow bck ok


Wah did u do all day?

did my chores, braided my baby sisters hair and then ate and slept

Ontarget:
F

Bleep

[quote author=soberdrunk post=48313081][/quote]issokay

soberdrunk:
oya mail me, lets jump to step 2

na patient dey find doctor not d other way round

soberdrunk:
Can u 'cook' for ONE HOUR?

u no get problem be that I cn cook for 3 hours

princeakins:
Jux see d beauty in ur smile @ ur dp..

thank you

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

ur own is strong o, oya come and marry me

Babe y all that gel nah? If u dnt have curly hair infront don't force it

Samguine:
Too bad. A man should derive satisfaction from his wife alone.

I sincerely hope u are or will be to ur own wife

Samguine:
You wife is absolutely beautiful. She also has very big Manchesters....yet you lust after another woman's orobo Manchester!!!

What do men really want sef?

they want chelsea

gretblue:
Not at all.

u sent me PM I suppose?

adewumiopeyemi:
can i be ur boyfriend..

very funny

adewumiopeyemi:
can i be ur boyfriend..

I can't fit shout abeg

No wonder I don't hve a boyfriend abi husband sef. This girls have spoilt d chances of even d good ladies out there. OP don't mind this children jare

ychris:
BIG CONGRATS TO THE GROOM. IT'S AIN'T EASY TO WALK DOWN....WITH IGBO GIRLS. i get interest in igbo gyal buh pride price (psquare) dey pussle me

she is part igala and part idoma. She aint igbo

gretblue:
Not at all.

I don hear u o

gretblue:
May be

very funny

babyfaceafrica:
lolz.....ko da o....you s hould be happy someone wwants to learn your language naw..jhoor naw

issokay

gretblue:
Will you date me so I can convince you that all men are not equal?

what. Proposal

I agree with her but I have dated abt 2 guys in d past that I did d providing for and not d other way round

shiki:
Am fine too. Nice to know I have a sister on this forum

same here bro

babyfaceafrica:
five naira per word

u stingy pass buhari o. Make it 50 naira jor

Aristo3146:
My true ayatutu sister spotted...

Amen

m na chivir ortamen

Me wey chest dey heavy me if its only me u people won't sell this shit o

babyfaceafrica:
have mercy on me naw?..abegi..just teach me..I learn fast

nothing in nigeria is free again

shiki:
Amen ooo

Kwase dedoo hw far

kwa er ga, how u dey?

babyfaceafrica:
abeg teach me ur dialect naw?

how much will u pay?

PNomsule:
Peaceful repose to the late Cleric.
@Karryn, u must be "lingua dexterous"!

typing in my dialect noni