soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

m in number 0

KissChris:
OP, no lie, na you be that abi?

YES OOH ...She couldn't contain the joy/happiness anymore, so she shared it here

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

omg, is this really how you see nigerian ladies? I pity whatever girl ends up being your wife.

Apreel:
lol
..It can't be that serious na

It is ooo! I don do bestman tire ........women feel the pressure is only on them

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

Lol that's life for you. Don't worry, its a matter of time.

karryn:
ur own is strong o, oya come and marry me

Can u 'cook' for ONE HOUR?

girl4rmspace:


omg, is this really how you see nigerian ladies? I pity whatever girl ends up being your wife.

Don't pity whoever ends up being my wife., obviously i can't marry any girl with those characteristics.

Pity your self!

This is a beautiful proposal...

eayah!!!! nice one

Thank God she didn't faint ....
Nice one
God keep u both

TheModsAreMad:


What is this one saying? Who told you i have a girlfriend talkless of an Ex?

Abeg Park well

now I understand your situ....

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

Eyah, i feel your pain miles away. But if the girl mistakenly carry belle, nah number 11 you go dey..

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

azeecoboy:
Why is she now shedding tears?

Meanwhile
[b]Yesterday was the saddest day in my life.I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about herstolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying.. I was also downloading something with my phone at that same time.. Immediatelyshe saw my phone she told the crowd that's her "6c="1" 6f="20" 6r="12,290,429,317"phone with me. For a moment icouldn't even open my mouth, i was so" 6c="1" 6f="20" 6r="12,350,351,377"confused. she held me and slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat meup. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came to the scene.. He asked what was going onand I explained with tears all over my face. He sent me to the police stationtogether with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She calledand a girl picked and told the woman it was her daughter. The girl told thewoman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town. I even cried more and more because I had already been disgraced. The policeman told the woman to settle mewith some money. The woman pulled 5 million nairaout of her bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so i just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate.[/b]

guy u dey madt gan, u wake up wen person wan guve u money. u better go sleep back afta y piss finish

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

there is a revised version. a little modification of the above listed and you necessarily dont get to follow in sequence....#DollarmaintainsBRTlane# #timesarenotsmiling#

I can never do this rubbish in my life .

Nigerians ALWAYS copying Oyinbo people like mugus #thisIsNotOurCulture

sathel:
Everybody's proposing

I tire... yet they complaining about the economy?

Nigerians.

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

supported and strongly behind you

Wet in be this? All this show off after nah complain of beating or him nor sabi do the thing

soberdrunk:
The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

Lol, and I'm above average o hehehe.

Oyindaberry:

Lol, and I'm above average o hehehe.

For real? Are u "completely" single?

congratulation to them.

TheModsAreMad:
Utter rubbish! I don't know what is wrong with guys nowadays doing silly and ridiculous things in the name of proposing or trying to impress a lady.

Ladies of nowadays don't deserve all this.! Especially Nigerian girls. They are so rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

Mitcheew

God knows I will never stoop so low or do any silly thing in order to impress one useless Nigerian lady.

Nah wa o. All these hate for Nigerian girls. Who beat you up like this?

soberdrunk:


Can u 'cook' for ONE HOUR?

u no get problem be that I cn cook for 3 hours

Arrangee
See d well manicured fingers. .. it has bn waiting for d ring

karryn:
u no get problem be that I cn cook for 3 hours

oya mail me, lets jump to step 2

Please who knows the title of the song played in the YouTube video and the name of the artist. Thanks in advance

Palapala ilu apala

soberdrunk:


oya mail me, lets jump to step 2

na patient dey find doctor not d other way round

[quote author=karryn post=48313026]na patient dey find doctor not d other

In this era, doctor dey find patient..... we are in "2016" not "1994"

[quote author=soberdrunk post=48313081][/quote]issokay