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Car TalkRe: Cars: Their Names, Meaning And Nomenclature by Kaslyni: 5:13pm On Dec 28, 2016
muller101:
BMW. Broke my wallet. AUDI. Automobile under demonic influence. FIAT. Failed italian automotive technology. VOLVO. Very old looking vehicular object. GMC. Get mechanic crazy. FORD. Fails on rainy day. TOYOTA. The one you ought to avoid. DODGE. Daily overhaul do get expensive JEEP. Junk engineering executed poorly.
Lawlz... grin >: grin

Which kan person be this one again
The VOLVO decryption really got me cracking
CrimeRe: Father Strangles 14-Year-Old Son In Abuja, Attempts To Poison Daughter (pic) by Kaslyni: 2:26pm On Dec 26, 2016
And the list of such happenings keeps piling up. Lord help this generation of ours
Forum GamesRe: Eye Test: What Number Do You See? by Kaslyni: 3:49pm On Feb 24, 2016
Couldn't help it but laugh out loud at some comments as regards what PPl see ... Making me feel like saying



"E nuh go better for garri"



But I had to hold it quickly cus I would have been an ingrate



grin grin
PhonesRe: Gionee P5w, Hot New Device (HOT) by Kaslyni: 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2016
[quote author=olayinkajnr post=43179822]Not at all



Ouch!



Well its OK... Thanks Olayinka
PhonesRe: Gionee P5w, Hot New Device (HOT) by Kaslyni: 12:33pm On Feb 23, 2016
Hey guys .... Does this phone come with notification light?


I mean led blinker pls
Christianity EtcRe: 136 Christians Convert To Islam In Kwara State by Kaslyni: 2:13am On Jan 28, 2016
[quote author=tola9ja post=42390264]Luke 22:67-71Revised Standard Version (RSV)

67 “If you are the Christ, tell us.” But he said to them, “If I tell you, you will not believe; 68 and if I ask you, you will not answer. 69 But from

now on the Son of man shall be seated at the right hand of the power of God.” 70 And they all said, “Are you the Son of God, then?” And he

said to them, “You say that I am.[/b]LOL” 71 And they said, “What further testimony do we need? We have heard it ourselves from his own lips.”




Matthew 10:23Revised Standard Version (RSV)

23 When they persecute you in one town, flee to the next; for truly, I say to you, you will not have gone through all the towns of Israel, before the[b] Son of man comes
.




Matthew 19:28Revised Standard Version (RSV)

28 Jesus said to them, “Truly, I say to you, in the new world, when the Son of man [/b]shall sit on his glorious throne, you who have followed me

will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.


I WONDER WHY SOME BRAINWASHED CHRISTIANS {Malvisguy212, Ifeann, OREMUSSANCTUS, PastorKun}IGNORANTLY CALLED HIM LORD AND SAVOIR #SMH



CALLING JESUS SON OF GOD IS A METAPHORICAL STATEMENT HE NEITHER BEGETS NOR IS BORN


Al-Ikhlas
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Say, "He is Allah, [who is] One, (1) Allah, the Eternal Refuge. (2) He neither begets nor is born, (3) Nor is there to Him any equivalent." (4)
QURAN112:1-4
Say, "He is Allah , [who is] One,

112:2

Allah , the Eternal Refuge.
112:3

He neither begets nor is born,
112:4
[b]
And to Him none could be co-equal.


Surat Fuşşilat (Explained in Detail) - سورة فصلت

Say, O [Muhammad], "I am only a man like you to whom it has been revealed that your god is but one God;

IF YOU STILL IGNORANTLY BELIEVE JESUS IS SON OF GOD THAT MEANS GOD HAS MANY SON EVEN JESUS IS NOT HIS 1ST BORN grin grin grin grin


Genesis 6:1-2English Standard Version (ESV)
Increasing Corruption on Earth

6 When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose.



Romans 8:12-14King James Version (KJV)

12 Therefore, brethren, we are debtors, not to the flesh, to live after the flesh.

13 For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live.

14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.





John 1:12King James Version (KJV)

12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:





Psalm 2:5-7English Standard Version (ESV)

5 Then he will speak to them in his wrath,
and terrify them in his fury, saying,
6 “As for me, I have set my King
on Zion, my holy hill.”

7 I will tell of the decree:
The Lord said to me, “You are my Son;
today I have begotten you


1 Chronicles 22:10King James Version (KJV)

10 He shall build an house for my name; and he shall be my son, and I will be his father; and I will establish the throne of his kingdom over Israel for ever.



Jeremiah 31:9English Standard Version (ESV)

9 With weeping they shall come,
and with pleas for mercy I will lead them back,
I will make them walk by brooks of water,
in a straight path in which they shall not stumble,
for I am a father to Israel,
and Ephraim is my firstborn.







Exodus 4:22English Standard Version (ESV)

22 Then you shall say to Pharaoh, ‘Thus says the Lord, Israel is my firstborn son



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You have just further made me understand one thing that's truely incontrovertible

"Unless the spirit of the living God opens the eyes of a man, he may be able to see but yet he remains blind"

The profoundly Incredible thing with you is that you gave probing points and yet gave their answers without you knowing it.


May the spirit of the lord minister to you in Jesus name!





Jesus loves you
Christianity EtcRe: The Power Behind Sex by Kaslyni: 2:46pm On Dec 24, 2015
holamiday:
I never supported fornication. Neither did i say it's nice to sleep around. Where thence was the insult borne from? 'Fool christian'!! Lmao! grin my goodness!! Which one be that one again? Paul never mentioned it.

Once again, i'm a full christian, i have christ. Kill yourself. grin
Hehehe grin



E pain am






.my friend, you see no matter how hard one tries such a person can never understand the things of the spirit. As it takes someone who is spiritually inclined to comprehend such things


It's conspicuous you aren't. So stop making a show of your carnality.
Christianity EtcRe: The Power Behind Sex by Kaslyni: 9:21pm On Dec 23, 2015
holamiday:
undecidedNonsense!! If that bullshit up there is the truth, then i want to all my life eat lies, drink lies, live lies and die full of lies.

Mind you, i'm a full christian. I have Christ.
You surely are a "fool christian" fulling about in sinful pleasures such as sexual immorality


Even someone who isn't a Christian concurred with the ops write up but here u are parochial-mindedly kicking against it.


Better seek the lord while you can he's Mercyfully Gracious.
Christianity EtcRe: The Power Behind Sex by Kaslyni: 4:18pm On Dec 23, 2015
holamiday:
Where the hell do you people get all these bullshit you post around? There is nothing spiritual about sex. Sex is purely & totally biological. Love, rather, has spritual tendencies.
Lawlz... When you grow up you'll understand.


The truth surely hurts doesn't it!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland (3 - 1) On 19th December 2015 by Kaslyni: 6:28pm On Dec 19, 2015
The boys have just vindicated Jose as not the problem but they themselves


Who ever is able to reason would not call Jose a bad coach the man is still as good as ever... Just that he really is An *sshole
PoliticsRe: Court Refuses Dokpesi Bail-the Guardian by Kaslyni: 10:32am On Dec 05, 2015
$2.1bn Arms Deal: Dokpesi released, says I’m strong in spirit






December 04, 2015 at 6:48 pm in News


Ex-Chairman of Daar Communication, Chief Raymond Dokpesi, has been released by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, after being interrogated for three days.
Dopkesi
Dopkesi
Chief Dokpesi was arrested and interrogated on allegations of complicity in the $2.1bn scam brought against former National Security Adviser, Col Sambo Dasuki.
Speaking to newsmen after his release, Dokpesi said “It was a change of environment; it was quite peaceful, quite okay.”
“I was granted bail yesterday, where they asked me to get two Directors of the federal government. I’m to also deposit my passport, but my lawyer was not available, and I said that I was not going to sign until he was”.
“But then, I think what they said was that the allegation was alleged conspiracy, the issuance, the transfer of funds, what do they call it?… money laundering and then misappropriation of public funds”.
“But I’m a loyal Nigerian citizen; I’m a patriotic Nigerian citizen. I have no problem and I said they are free. I would still go back. I am strong in spirit; I’m toughened.”





With the texts above, am kinda confused!
PoliticsRe: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by Kaslyni: 8:01pm On Nov 13, 2015
We sincerely hope that with the swearing inn of all ministers things should begin to take shape appropriately... Theasame APC it was that was very critical of the past PDP government as regards fuel and many other issues bedevilling the nation is now in the helm of affairs seeing things from from the real angles... Now they should know governmenance is truly no child's play and start doing what those who voted them inn expect of them

I have my self being buying pms @#150 per litre

From the black marketers here in sokoto though it's sold @ the rate of #87 per litre at the NNPC mega station and also at AA Rano but the queue isn't encouraging at all...

I counted my self lucky this week to have bought at a fuel station at the rate of #110 per litre



It shall be well with this nation!!!


That's our faith
PhonesRe: Gionee M3mini Discussion Thread [HOT] by Kaslyni: 11:48am On Oct 28, 2015
Damn!


I'll finally rest from weak battery issues... Isn't dis cuddly?


grin
PhonesRe: Gionee M3mini Discussion Thread [HOT] by Kaslyni: 11:45am On Oct 28, 2015
Has anyone rooted dis device yet?

Just picked up a white one... cool


08020769205


Add to d group pls
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by Kaslyni: 7:16pm On Oct 02, 2015
This is another case of witch-hunt... we will not take this!


We shll be organizing a protest to condemn this unequivocally conspicuous at of character assassination of gigantuan proportion


This pure cases of witch-hunts from the apc camp of corrupt and thieving disgruntled elements and substances is absolutely unacceptable.



#wailingwailers


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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by Kaslyni: 1:08pm On May 22, 2015
And this vote goes to tophaz

CC: nljega
PhonesRe: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by Kaslyni: 4:13pm On Feb 02, 2015
Hey op u really doing a great Joby in here more grace brother

just wondering if you know any app(s) that could bypass an encrypted Wi-Fi.


any??


cus these guys here seem to be very stingy i must say
PhonesRe: Innjoo Note Discussion Thread by Kaslyni: 4:38pm On Dec 06, 2014
[quote author=angelawoko post=28646707]Just got my note now. It is all I expect it to be. Very good.

like seriouslyhuh

talk to me man... does it truly have notification lyt like bb??

plus what's the flashlight like? would you rate it as superb??
PhonesRe: GIONEE Pioneer P4 Discussion Thread. by Kaslyni: 8:10pm On Oct 27, 2014
[quote author=swisscarter post

http://whatsapp-plus.en.uptodown.com/android

link to WhatsApp plus[/quote]thanks swiss...

PhonesRe: GIONEE Pioneer P4 Discussion Thread. by Kaslyni: 12:04am On Oct 27, 2014
[quote author=Kaslyni post=27481253]hey guys pls need link to a functional whatsapp plus

pls oblige

la beg i dey o...
PhonesRe: GIONEE Pioneer P4 Discussion Thread. by Kaslyni: 11:23pm On Oct 26, 2014
hey guys pls need link to a functional whatsapp plus

pls oblige
PhonesRe: GIONEE Pioneer P4 Discussion Thread. by Kaslyni: 7:33pm On Sep 14, 2014
swisscarter: wlcm bro....
emekz1: pls I have just gotten my gionee p4,kindly add me on the whatsapp group, 08141664393
emekz1: thanks swisscarter,u are a guru
Add me on p4 group pls 07081863623

Swisscater thanks a million that was really on point
you are d bom

@swisscater pls add my number on whats app will like to ask a few questions.
Thanks in advance

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