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Phones / New! Glo- Ng Now Offers 1gig Data At 300 Naira by Kaslyni: 12:25am On May 31, 2019
Mtchewwww... abeg glo na network? for my area glo na like snail joor; GRAND MASTERS OF NONSENSE!

And suddenly few months back glo abruptly puts a halt to its 3days special data offer and suddenly....


-Ahhh!... and I just bought a new glo line to enjoy this offer o!


-Yayyy! ... glo don kill us finish o! why na? ehn?


-Wayo allah! ...kai... glo danboroba walahi


That was when we all realised a lot of them were terrible liers who were actually enjoying the kindness of GLO.

Well... good news to you all as glo says HELLO! (at least at all at all na im bad pas) IT'S BACK! but in a rather funny way though as Glo now offer same data; For 300 naira but then again for just a day?


ooops!


That is really deflating I must admit. But then again like I said, AT ALL AT ALL NA IM BAD PASS.



HOW TO?

*777#

select 1 and then 1 again then 5 then 1 again and watch it stare at you right in the eyes.

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Politics / Re: Bodybags: El- Rufai Made A Lunatic Statement -bode George by Kaslyni: 5:14pm On Feb 14, 2019
but isn't that what he is?
Crime / Re: Two Slay Queens Fight, One Strips Herself Totally Unclad, The Other Runs by Kaslyni: 9:42pm On Feb 06, 2019
okaloboss:
I can show you another stream of income that will not affect your job and it will pay you between #3,000 to #40,000 weekly.
All u need is just your smart phone.

u doubt-u miss.

CHECK MY SIGNATURE

signature not going through.

sent you a mail.
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeome's Church To Become Largest Auditorium Worldwide by Kaslyni: 10:52am On Jan 28, 2019
XXLDICK:
largest church auditoriums in the world are in Nigeria. from dunamis to salvation ministries to Winners...


RCCG has an outdoor roof covering that can accommodate more than these ones.


Na the kind stupid records wey we fit break for Naija.



Why our economy no go bad when we are breaking records for largest economy drainers


Check the productive hours and capital (money) Nigerians keep throwing into these drainages then you will understand why we remain underdeveloped.



and what exactly have you achieved or done to make a difference from what is obtainable?


instead folks your ilk keep sounding over and again like the broken records your are.


if you believe they're not doing right get up and Make a difference or you might as well shut up while you shake your head. Silence they say is golden.
Phones / Re: Android Users Let Me Teach You How To Make Money 4 Free by Kaslyni: 7:17pm On Jan 11, 2019
Johnsonike1:
do you wish to make money online, with just your mobile phone, no fee attached, no investment, just listen to instructions and make your cool money.
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have you had of Admob•com ? google about it.

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people have been making cool money from admob including me. I was taught and I wish to teach few people here too. you are not paying me any fee. just listen to instructions and you are good to go .


This offer will end soon

Drop your whatsapp number or message me on whatsapp for easy adding



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Family / Re: Husband Presents Wife’s Love Messages, Nude Pictures In Court by Kaslyni: 4:21pm On Apr 11, 2018
whats even more tragic is the fact that the very same woman has been granted custody of the children.

the kind of children she will most unfortunately bring up is conspicuous....


and the circle goes on.


the Lord help us

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Craze: Why Nigerian Youths Are Too Young To Run - Osayimwen by Kaslyni: 3:20pm On Feb 19, 2018
veekid:
He who no like the show should go and watch Emmanuel TV, very simple thing

when I read what you typed up there I had to check what your name is


and haven seen it?

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Kaslyni: 1:10am On Feb 16, 2018
nani667:


I can help... if you have Telegram app Installed I can add you to our Samsung Galaxy Group... there You will get all the help you need

I still await the telegram group add up pls

"@pedams"
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Kaslyni: 4:02pm On Feb 14, 2018
nani667:


I can help... if you have Telegram app Installed I can add you to our Samsung Galaxy Group... there You will get all the help you need

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Kaslyni: 8:44pm On Feb 07, 2018
Hello folks! any well conversant Samsung galaxy recovery.img techy in the house?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Vows To Terminate US Green Card Lottery Programme by Kaslyni: 2:26pm On Nov 02, 2017
Well it's as the saying goes "desperate times calls for desperate measures" but then this resolve of his' won't change a thing
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari And His Unfaithful Mistress - By Dare Babarinsa by Kaslyni: 1:43pm On Nov 01, 2017
sarrki:
Know amount of blackmailing or propaganda can make us give up on Buhari

We have made up our mind

No going back

OK
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 7:07pm On Oct 30, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 5:12pm On Oct 27, 2017
aribisala0:
Your programme is running 100%
*Laughs* my "programme"? OK
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 3:48pm On Oct 27, 2017
aribisala0:
Because his message is simple .The churches that insist on them are TITHE SCAMMERS duping gullible people in the name of God.If there was no tithe Oyakhilome would be a banker,Adeboye would be a politician
NO its rather because the founder cum father of rebelion has a strong hold on him and people like yourself via distortion. An obedient child will not refuse a 10 percent of his income to his father REGARDLESS who eats IT

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 3:37pm On Oct 27, 2017
xtivin:
Philosophy will lead many stray. And its because people don't want to pay tithes they look for reasons not to pay.tithing is a spiritual wisdom
And to think only but 10%?... that devil is a lier!

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 3:34pm On Oct 27, 2017
calyto:
TITHING is SCAM if we call ourselves CHRISTIANS(followers or disciples of Jesus)
Jesus himself never paid tithe so why should i?
These same people who quote Malachi are thesame people that will ignore Deuteronomy 14:22...;
These same people who quote Malachi are thesame people that will justify why it is not sinful when women don't tie headties to church;

These same people who quote Malachi 3:10 are thesame people that will ignore where the bible in the old testament said some animals are unclean and should't be eaten;

Dangote doesn't pay tithe. So why is he the richest Nigerian?

Why should i even think of funding these endtime pastors' flamboyant lifestyles sef?

Anyway, na una sabi
Whats your understanding of that scripture? (deut 14:22)

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 3:29pm On Oct 27, 2017
nwaimoroseyaho:
There are baby christians and mature ones too. God was dealing with only Israel in the old testament by then we were gentiles. But now Christ came and died for the whole world and brought us in. There is no Jew and there's no gentile. Tithe is for all believers. You will not loose anything by paying tithe
Well said. Whats even more interesting about this thing is people employing all words to justify their stinginess...its 10% for for crying out loud!

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 3:21pm On Oct 27, 2017
adahlee:


sorry, can't hear ya!
Well thats simply because he really didn't speak but typed. cheesy
adahlee:


sorry, can't hear ya!
Well thats simply because he really didn't speak but typed.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by Kaslyni: 3:15pm On Oct 27, 2017
holluwai:
Which one be “matured believers” again?

grin
I stoped taking freeze serious long time ago as "a man never speaks better than his person". theres nothing like matured believers? mtcheew... even the immature ones give their tithes
Politics / Re: Maina’s Family Threatens To Expose ‘cabal’ Behind His Travail by Kaslyni: 11:52pm On Oct 25, 2017
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Politics / Re: Maina’s Family Threatens To Expose ‘cabal’ Behind His Travail by Kaslyni: 11:37pm On Oct 25, 2017
You just cant but hands-up on some folks.
Politics / Re: #MainaGate: One Scandal Too Many For Buhari’s Administration – Oby Ezekwesili by Kaslyni: 11:36pm On Oct 25, 2017
fiizznation:
Dude forget about this scandalous recall of Maina. If presidential election is held between jonathan and buhari today, believe you me, buhari will still defeat the clueless one.
The self deceit you wallow in is to say the least "grandeur"... not even in sokoto will the sudanese be able to defeat Jona talkless kano as he is the last thing people here want to discourse... he's since lost it
Politics / Re: Shekau’s Wife Killed In Air Force Strike by Kaslyni: 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2017
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Politics / Re: Shekau’s Wife Killed In Air Force Strike by Kaslyni: 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2017
fiizznation:
So the media shouldn't report anything because one Maina was recalled by danbazau? You wailers can wail for whoever that cares. As for us progressives, we don't give a hoot about what you wailers think about us or say. Constructive criticism of the government is always welcome, but I don't think anybody have anytime for people suffering from dementia.
This clown again... did I just read YOU PROGRESSIVES? well, seeing how ALL THINGS under the sudanese' regime have "successfuly been redefined" I have nothing to say but SHAME on you #SaiBabarianSlaves
Politics / Re: Shekau’s Wife Killed In Air Force Strike by Kaslyni: 10:05pm On Oct 25, 2017
FarahAideed:
Lies to distract you from the maina scandal ..Disregard this worthless news and keep your eyes on the ball
Ahahaha... eyes on the ball folks! you blink you miss something... Ahahaha

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Politics / Re: Omojuwa's Tweets On The Reinstatement And Sack Of Maina by Kaslyni: 9:51pm On Oct 25, 2017
ovadozes:
It's a shame we have a president who is silent not because silence is golden, but because he breaks peace and logic when he acts or even speak.
Omojuwa, go and take several seats at the back. You were one of those that brought this shame to Aso Rock.
O yeah! sarrki, omenka et all the crew can join the dude taking several more seats far behind him #SaiBabarianSlaves
Politics / Re: #MainaGate: One Scandal Too Many For Buhari’s Administration – Oby Ezekwesili by Kaslyni: 9:36pm On Oct 25, 2017
Leez:
grin grin grin in zombie voice: kaslyni hate baba he is ipob yoot grin #SaiBabarianSlaves
grin

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Politics / Re: #MainaGate: One Scandal Too Many For Buhari’s Administration – Oby Ezekwesili by Kaslyni: 8:24pm On Oct 25, 2017
Leez:

its like ds BMC peeps just stay indoors
grin grin
One among the reasons they earned for themselves the hash-tag ZOMBIES... they said GEJ was clueless only for them to come redefine cluelesness altogether #SaiBabarianSlaves

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Politics / Re: #MainaGate: One Scandal Too Many For Buhari’s Administration – Oby Ezekwesili by Kaslyni: 8:07pm On Oct 25, 2017
fiizznation:
Dude forget about this scandalous recall of Maina. If presidential election is held between jonathan and buhari today, believe you me, buhari will still defeat the clueless one.
The self deceit you wallow in is to say the least "grandeur"... not even in sokoto will the sudanese be able to defeat Jona talkless kano as he is the last thing people here want to discourse... he's since lost it

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Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Was Aware Of Maina's Reinstatement- Sahara Reporters by Kaslyni: 10:35pm On Oct 23, 2017
deji17:

Zombie, keep repeating yourself like a broken record. grin grin grin grin grin
Come to think of it... I actually was quite generous to have reffered to you as "fish brain" cus zombies are actually known to come "brainlessly factory fitted" hence I shouldn't be found exchaging words with one. Goodnight
Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Was Aware Of Maina's Reinstatement- Sahara Reporters by Kaslyni: 10:18pm On Oct 23, 2017
OgologoDimkpa:
Whoever that did to you is very strong. Receive deliverance...!
He has obviously crossed the redemtion line... it is finnished!

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