₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
You don't know me please and I don't remember your monika

I changed monika. why are you pissed? loosen up. I don't bite

EreluRoz:
I don't remember you and what kind of question is this?

I was a teenager then and you don't expect me to still behave same way I did

lol. you such a liar. you haven't changed. still old same zzor I know.

EreluRoz:
You were so fast

what's up? I'm an old friend from 2020. The year you polarized nairaland. where are your sexy pictures? I want to meet you one on one

Olachase:
are you working for minister of information 😁😁

just talk. you fúcked an infected hookup gal

Olachase:
I book one olosho online na my friend babe show up
Babe way my guy sponsor go school

She still get mind tell me say make I do wetin I won do say she no day do refund

That day I fear life

i told my guy about it the mumu say i won spoil their relationship.

that guy later die of HIV

did you fúck her

EreluRoz:
So you'll be comfortable if a lady is doing all of the above for you?

God created each gender for different purpose, stop trying to be or take the other gender role.

zzor, how you doing

NPFLADMIN:
6, Taking care of her bills(e.g rent, data, nepa bills, upkeep e.t.c.). I mean you can help out if you want. In fact you can take care of it all but NEVER EVER MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB! If you wan do am, do it willingly.

simp

GenderMix:
Unbelievable.
Like you mentioned , its like an evening tonic for my family. I always set my dstv to 151 and 153 to pick up the show every week day.
Well, I think the young actors are outgrowing their roles except efe and prince (lol). It was fun while it lasted.

My favourites are Lucky , SP-the crisis manager, P(L)ince...LOL

The best African Comedy show for me

because you could afford dstv

GenFunction:
spiff was my favorite

that unfunny clown forcing himself to be funny

SQLmastar:
The solution to this is simple.
1. Invite your office crush over to your house. There you both can work from home together.
2. Take your crush to her/his home in your car.
3. Wear your new clothes when working from home.

have you fùcked inside office b4

ennon92:


Crazy ppl full this world sha.. Opportunity most ppl are looking for is what you are whining about...I understand working from home has its own cons but not to the extent you are making it to look. Mine is hybrid, been working from home for the past few weeks, I'm enjoying it this way... Transport fare wan cut person neck.

i'm looking 4 hybrid job. Can you help

PastorOlokonla:
Its no more fun for me I swear. I cant remember when last I dressed in my good clothes or wear any of my shoes. Boredom wan kill me. I need to get an office and hire all those god-fearing ladies with short micro-miniskirts ASAP!

i have one for you. But can you suck pussy

DEBJOCH1:
WHEN I LOOK BACK 7 YEARS AGO, I WILL SAY THANK GOD FOR THE DECISION TO RELOCATE OUT FROM SURULERE TO A TOWN IN OGUN STATE, THOUGH I STILL WORK IN THE MAINLAND, INITIALLY, THE PROCESS OF GETTING TO WORK EVERY DAY WASNT EASY, BUT ON A LONG RUN THE DECISION WAS THE BEST I HAVE EVER MADE. TO THE GLORY OF GOD, WHEN WE WERE HIT BY COVID EVEN WHEN OTHERS WERE CRYING OF NO FOOD, WE HAD IT MORE ABOUNDANCE THERE, MORE SO, MY DECISION FOR RELOCATING OUT OF S/L TO A TOWN IN OGUN STATE AND STILL WORK IN LAGOS AND SAVED ME ALOT FROM THIS HASH ECONOMY REALITY

THE TRUTH IS THAT LAGOS IS OVER HYPED AND IT IS SATURATED FOR YOU TO LEAVE COMFORTABLE IN LAGOS, YOU MUST LEAVE IN A COMFORTABLE RENT OF ABOVE N700K TO N1.5M EVERY YEAR. ANYTHING LESS THAN THAT RENT IS A SHIFT FOR ME KIND OF LIFE.

how do you commute everyday to work? I dont believe you. I guess you live in ota

Goodlady:
Cohabitating with you?

not really for now. Just cum and keep me company. I wont bite

Goodlady:
I once read here that people living in Ikorodu battle bad water from the soil. Since most of the land is swampy.
Una Lagos people dey try o!
Another hell fire place na Port Harcourt.
Both suffering and smiling city!
Country hard, Abuja sef no too well but at least you d get good water!

where can i see cheap house in abj so that me and you can chill and do adults stuffs after work

Nice2023:
I once worked at Johnson wax in Lagos where they produced coil and raids.

I only worked for a month and I ran away with my life.

Very tedious work.

If u see the oven...it can kill ur sperms. We were warned not be close to fire...In fact,there is no way u can not go close to the fire.

It was hell on earth.

how many hours

Whobedatte:
Any thing Chinese or Lebanese , run like Usain Bolt.
They don’t run an effective HMO , cooperative for share loans and ordinary loans and always keep casual staffs for more than 6 months or lay off and recruit again .
They work for 12 hrs with only 30 mins break and under no health and safety conditions .
Overall , they pay peanuts and pray you don’t suffer accident while on duty.
Chinese
Lebanese are terrible people to work with .

30 minutes break in 12 hours is utterly inhuman

Calitoscassius:
That mindset is typical of most Naigeerians. because some people are struggling in their jobs or otherwise then everyone else must struggle in their jobs. Because some people are jobless and looking for work, people who has job even if the jobs are hard, difficult and cheaply paid they should be grateful, in other words stop complaining and die in the job.

don't mind them. These same people blaming him can't work long term in between jobs. Its from one employer to the other under one year

efembaba:
IT'S TOTALLY STUPID FOR ANYONE TO BLAME ANYONE COMPLAINNING ABOUT THIER UNSATISFACTORY JOB SIMPLY BECAUSE SOME OTHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE JOBS AT ALL.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB, CREATE A THREAD AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT TOO.

DON'T INVALIDATE PEOPLE'S FEELINGS WITH YOUR FALLACIOUS ARGUMENTS AND HIGHLY INSENSITIVE ATTITUDE.

god bless you. These people just like suffering and its not like they have the stamina and endurance level to work long term. Six months, one year, they are done and off to the next adventure leaving the employer in penury

Sonnobax15:

70k job and 22hours per day,and you dey complain.......

Nigha,you don't value what you have but na when you go don lose an,na then you go realize say being jobless is more deadlier than where you are now

i no blame you. you don chop beleful na why you dey tok like this. Check well, you neva work b4

cao:
"Produced, Written & Directed by Tyler Perry." That right there is a threat. Dude needs to stop doing everything by himself.

you like madea

1Sharon:
Yeah you're right

Risky behaviours too.

will you be my wife and mother of my kids

VinnyBaba:
Well, I worked in a Satchet (Pure)Water Factory in 2007/2008.

It was a Great experience. We were Baggers.

I remember My guy that used to put 17, 18 satchets in Bags
because he was listening to Timaya's Dem Mama and Psquare do me songs.

Na when Driver carry them go Retailers shops, Kasala dey burst.

lol

Demigod22:
I worked for Harafoam factory for one month. I ran away after the payment. I will not die. Only one month of the physical stress, when I quit, I was sick for three weeks.

You only have Sunday to yourself and you will be so tired that you won't go anywhere or do anything that Sunday.

lol

Jewessgratitud3:
E no good make I give that kind thing out. My conscience will not allow me.

I tell you say na who I go stay with be my problem?

wetin dey worry you. Open that tin make sexually active man take you to cloud nine. Let's have babies like God said

worldclass68:
Five days, sometimes Saturdays

na bank?

Jewessgratitud3:
The last time I bought it, it was 250 so I stopped because it wasn't making any good financial sense to me. I then decided to make mine at home but ended up wasting it cos after having one large size, I was fed up. I kept the remaining five but couldn't resist the temptation of the eggs. That was how I removed and ate all the eggs leaving the dough which I later threw away because I was tired. It was very delicious and milky o but I don't know why anything I prepare myself dey quick tire me.

See how much it cost me to make five Large egg rolls.

Half derica Flour -. 400
Sachet powder milk 100
One milk cup of sugar. 300. ( Didn't use all)
Powder Nut meg. 100
Veg oil. Half bottle 600
5 small sized eggs. 650
I had baking powder at home.

Making it a total of 2150 naira that I spent but could only eat one dough because I made them very large; not intentional though because the balls were small when I rolled them only for it to get to the fire and start rising beyond control .

The thing pained me because it was too sweet but my mouth no gree accept am again. For now if I see egg rolls on the road I get full immediately. So that craving is gone for good .

make I cum sleep with you for your house. Only you can't be eating when i can fertilize those eggs of yours and raise a family

Back2Daura:
Run and take that job. If you can work as a marketer then you can't manage your own business. Marketing helps you meet people. Pay attention at the business school as you go. I am a banker talking from experience

do bankers work from Monday to Saturday?

worldclass68:
Also got my first job through nairaland...I quite after 4 months when I realized salary jobs in Nigeria re nothing but slavery industries.

Or lemme say I'm very ambitious


Congratulations tho.....

how many days in week

SoNature:
You didn't tell us the details. However, bear in mind that if you earn less than 100k in this economy, you don't have a good job yet because you are underemployed. Therefore, you should keep searching until you get a better job. Congratulations though!

how many days in week should a person work

mrrandomguy:
Congratulations. I wish you all the best.

I also got my first job after NYSC through Nairaland after lying on my CV. Funny enough, I got the advice to lie on my CV on Nairaland. I quit the job due to my conscience and high blood pressure.

how many days in a weeks