If nairalanders were to be classified based on username, the op would have clearly been put on the top list of prostitutes. Same way I'm sure if one is to meet her in reality u would still see clear reasons to classify her as d same prostitute. Y WOULD A MARRIED WOMAN BEAR SUCH USERNAME!!?? U r a shame to all married women. Now wht type of child will someone like dis produce!?? On a public forum d first attention u draw to urself is about ur vag!na, then in ur everyday life there is obviously no difference. God! How dare u call urself married!? U r a shame to marriage!

Dis poster just wake up in d morning, * yawned, go open pot no food, open fridge only one pure water dey inside, he closed it. *scratch belle* pickd up his phone, no messge, nahim he vexxxxx, just logged into nl straightt nd created d hot topic - " Christiana Millan vs Ini Edo! " - - - mehhhn dis is actionnn! FRONT PAGE Pls!!!!!!!!

he he he buaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Dis is sooooooo 4kin fuunnnnyyyyyyy!!!! Looooooooooooooollll!!!!! Chei Lwtmb!! Kai ooooo, chei as a babe wid all my dressin finish only to go kneel down, wid all my big gurlisim! Cheeiii, I don dieeeeee!!

Billyonaire: Charly Boy is a rare breed of humans, He is a contented and happy mother fucker, I hate to love him so much.

. U well?? . . . . @ topic - - - In oda words dis r d innocent souls he plans to lead to hell wid himself abi? . . . . .

horlajide: His true son refused to show up for the photoshoot - Derenle

Obviously thats why charly boy fell asleep

. he he, I agree lol!

SlyIg: I know my state governor can do anything just to stay popular even if it means emptying our state treasury.
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Its a good one there though.
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Akwa Ibom ado Ok!

. he he, lool, soo funny lmaof.

@ poster, Ever heard of "simple English" Which one b all dis stupid grammer ni? Can't make sense of anythin dere jor. And berra stop creatin thread on NL!

Post more pics of her. I do watch d show, she's wayy hotter dan hot.

Ermm, . . . Who is dat i*diot up dere?? *anywaz, @ topic, we all hav our view of handsomeness, as for me he is too pale 4 my likin. I could kill 4 those eyes tho, but I wish he was more tan. . . . * I would pick dat guy I have been eying in school over him anytime anyday.*

Dis has nuthin 2 do wid make up. D pic looks like dat cuz of how she positioned her face. Biko, even d finest of us take shots smtims nd it just comes out plain wrong, dats picture 4 u. If she had kept her head straight nd a little away 4rm d camera it would hav come out bettr. Make up no make up, Genny is Beautiful.

Pls any info? Maybe from newspaper or somethn?. Cuz its usually in october but I haven't heard anytin. Pls post anything you hear here I'm intressted in participating this year. Thnank u.

Besids sef, soo na only bb nahin dem dey use cheat?? Wht of nokia touchlight!?? Kai,

Just d soceity we live in, too much pressure.

Well, let's just say it happens, we ladies don't ever like 2 be told d truth, If dem tell us wahala, If dem no tell us, wahala, soo it happns, u just need to learn 2 control it.

What a *heart attack* people can be wicked.

Dis is sick

PHEMOUR:

i'm ajebota, my father is a commisioner

And how old are you? . . . 9? *rolleyes!*

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lol, naija woman indeed

Of course u can know if a snail is raw or cooked,


Well, good thief, no joke thou,

same month as ma little bro



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Keep d change

I trust my country!

Good joke

Nella:

lol, indeed - --- - My own story I would never forget!  !


It was at d end of a Thursday, around that time when the whole class is very tired and all just waiting 4 d bell to ring soo we can grab our bag and fly home, lol, due to this no one was paying any attention to our PE teacher who was teaching us "locomotion\movements" _{by d way, isn't PE supposed to be all about sports?? 4 some reason they made us copy notes and notes}  -- The whole class was all very noisy, soo d teacher got very mad, and as d bell rang, he couldn't punish us that day because he was rushing off to somewhere himself. -- We all thought we were saved, unfortunately d next morning, we just saw Sargent walking with his cane to our classroom, he didn't come to beat us, but worse, he took all of us out to one land at d back of the school that I could swear have never been to a saloon in it's entire life!
And we were to spend the whole day clearing that portion. Oh! it was living hell, we were all giving different portions in group to clear, I was in a group with my girlfriends. As wicked as I was I told them\pretended that I was sick soo they let me just sit by, while they did the clearing.
Due to this I could see everything that was going on.
5 mins later I saw the PE teacher arriving on his motorcycle inside d school premises, and with my bad mouth I just shouted " Locomotion!" at him, and my girlfriends joined me, and also some other of our class mates, soo there we are instead of to be serving our punishment we were all busy shouting locomotion at d poor teacher who was on his tiny motorcycle.

After serving our punishment and retuning to class, he came in and asked 4 d list of people that were shouting "locomotion" at him, and took us all to his office, meeehhhhhn see caning!!!!! I was just watching my girlfriends literally speaking in tongue and knowing that it was allll my fault!
Soo when it reached my turn, I was already on fire, and I told d teacher that I was sick that day and I wasn't among the people who did the shouting ( And my dearest girlfriends sided me)-- But of course he didn't believe that I wasn't among them, but 4 some reason, maybe it was because I watched them all get caned, I don't know  . . but 4 some reason I was able to fake looking sick, and If there is one thing Nigerian teachers are afraid of, it's a sick student, because they don't want death in their hand. It was a Friday soo I was to receive my own caning the next Monday, and the whole class was banned 4rom ever saying d word locomotion or your punishment!?? . . . !. So there  u have my entire class mates all looking at each others lips just to hear d word "loco-" --so that they can run and report to d teacher. _{Idiot people!}
At the end of the day that was when I did my job, immediately d bell rang I just picked up a chalk and wrote locomotion on the wholeee blackboard and screaming d word in d whole classroom, and of course all those amebo enemy of progress classmates of mine were, smiling and have all assured me that they will tell on me on Monday-- soo of course my punishment was more than double! --To cut a long story short, the day before Monday, which was Sunday, was the day my family and I moved to Portugal.   

But I got d rest of d story from my classmate and girlfriend anywayz, she said when d teacher entered class d next day, someone had already reported to him, soo he came with Sargent, jeez that I should have seen d Cane sargent was holding lol, and then they called out my name, and all those amebo students told d teacher that I skipped school because of d incident, but my best friend told him that : " she left for Portugal" -- of course this didn't make sense to him, he just stood there with d sargent mouth opened,  - -- - lol, wht could he do? -- it just ended like that.

Ok, of course I am not proud of this incident, but growing up in that country?? -- It's all comedy! Who can't relate! lol,

-- I do support caning to some extent thou, . . .

OMG!  Lmao!! U should go back!

Thunder slap!

say "yellow",

olodo??

you are still in d tommy,

trouble

drink water then

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