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why is this thread called offtopic?

syren:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

loooooooooooooooool!!

I wonder who the bride is! lol,

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Shy,

See pictures abeg!

Nice ones in here! Good job AYUS,

why you wan know?

ituen:
some people dey baff only on sundays? Na wa oh

E get person wey siddon in front of me for church, with head full of ringworms and eczema. They guy come get small tribal mark for face.

Wen i wan peep wetin im dey hold, i just see something we dey like KOLA. . . . . . .

Abeg ask kolayemmi which church im go last sunday?

lol!

the doggieee  my pet! I've been looking 4 it all over!!

_{Nella, lose the glases}

Chinese Detective! lmao,

Like it,

Loool!!

Off topic?? : I've got to pee

ROTLMAO!! the last one is very funny!!

haha!

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x ;d

loool! yea kids!

Nella:
Y? Y want pay me back?? . . . But u don't need to ask, u know naa. . . . I went to d best hospital in town With the sexiest doctor alive money wasn't a problem,

@ Topic



I know this Nigerian dude here in Portugal who is my brothers friend, it's funny because he is d worst i've ever seen or met when it comes to such stuffs, He does this for a joke and on Purpose:
If he sees a girl that he thinks is damn, he just walks straight up to her, stands at her front, with his hand on his chin without saying a word, he would check her out up and down, and then tilt his head backwards to check out her backside, if he is not satisfied he would shake his head, walk away, But wether satisfied or not, four seconds later he would come back and be like : " beibe" . . . . look, whts your name?" -- Like all serious n stuff, You should how ladies get freaked out! Lol,

Oh and one more, Guys actually do know - most of em- that gawping at a lady makes her feel uncomfortable, Cuz d other day this same dude and ma bro were explaining to me there strategy : "if they are in a bus and a girl is sitting opposite them they already know wht to do, " don't say a word to her, but do d one thing, stareee, so they practically just gawp at the poor lady, all checking her out, (and the lady is sitting right next and opposite them, facing them ) . . . . and according to them, : "u ladies get nervous and start fidgeting, with wht ever u are holding, u would use your phone several times, Open your bags a hundred times, pass your hands across your hair as if to fix it, lol, and then take little peeps at the guys to see if they are still staring, _{which is soo true,}
And all this without saying a word, to her which is worse because at least if a guy finally says hi, then u can breathe, but the idiots don't, and when they get off, they burst into laughter. --- but once at the get off place when they were getting off, they finally said "Hi " 2 a girl who just passed through their test, and d way they said the "hi" the girl understood that they knew wht they were doing, which made her almost start laughing with suprise and relive , and asking them, y dey did it, . . . . lol

Ha! TruE!

Loool! @ topic, Evry girl goes through that!
I have my own expirience too

Ok, whts goin on here??

house girl,

to the exit y'all!

I do,

Money! full stop,

_{laaaaaasssstttt} now, where r all my children in d house? mami is home

ask her away

Arrives in the cene in a hurry loking at her watch, and asks randomly

" oh my gosh, am I late?? is the bus here?? did I miss it!" Ooh my gosh! oh my gosh!

Ok, so . . . it's a bus stop, and people drop in to catch a ride bla bla bla, and while u wait u join\start a conversation with ny one,

no hattin,

Oki peeps, drop in

And even 2 d core hu?

Luther