₦airaland Forum

kennygee: If I hear.

U don hear na

kennygee: I dated a clown who only cared about his job, his car, his boss and his car. Yes, I deliberately mentioned car twice.

The second CAR must be you . He's always giving you bleeping ride. >:

Ibadan Airport will make the list in the year 5001

Hi Mr. Fhemmy, pls I need a very clean Peugeot 207 ASAP. Very clean. How much pls its urgent. Thank you.

Oga minister, no plan B?

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

Most hilarious,

PapaNnamdi: u must b a retard to fynd this boring,




op, on point,

those guys that sleep in a bus got me wandering,

and then the preachers, i entered one danfo one hot afternoon wit overpriced t-fare, hopin to sitdown and calculate how d remainin money go carry me reach house. naso one old mama close to me just shouted,
WHERE WILL YOU GO,
WILL U MAKE HEAVEN
i looked at her and beat her to a pulp in ma mind, makin sure she had a swollen lip. Lagos na wa

Papannamdi or whatever retar.ded e.diot u're. U're a boy behaving like a CHILD. I'm entitled to my own opinion so how does that relate to your family problem. I may not reply u again cos ur profile shows u're Born by mistake ur papa and mama suppose flush u away when u're conceived. #Oponu

Boring

Only one

Let them borrow us some of these Choppers for just a week to crush the crushable in sambisa. Afterall, no war in Italy, Spain, France even in South Africa we can quickly use it, wash it, fuel it, return to owner and we shall be grateful.

Hmmmmm, send money to an unknown person in this present Nigeria. Make I catch myself.

Lovely. Hope the teachers and school authority will adhere to the stated preventions.

Give me price for the 2

Let everybody remain where ever they meet themselves. I.e whoever enter first should remain. Simple. Staying in the front seat will not increase the fuel in ur car joor.

Dis kind chat that will make u fall asleep again.

I have a topic and I've written chapter one already. Can we strike a deal?

News from the Hunters mouth

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It's because you Haven't you heard much about Edo/Benin People b4? With their action you shall know them. You can sum d rest up. E-haters, etc can quote me

Chaii, kids will hate dis guy should they know him for real cos of dis invention..

Peugeot 206 (2005 model) what's d total cost to Nigeria wt all papers intact. Very urgent pls.

How much dem pay to "settle" b4 been appointed commissioners? Why are there no women in the list sef?

See gobe

America and Naija Pastors are the baddest pastors ever liveth. All what I read was either in America or Nigeria only one pastor was molested in Kenya. The adulterous covered are much more in folds than the ones exposed.... Anyways, dias God.

I'm guilty of some of these facts.... I need to wake up

That's the effect of Globalization. An indirect means of sucking us dry through Taste, Fashion and Passion.

Unical is paying 5k at PG level, Bayero University receive 3k from UG and 5k from PG students...
Same knowledge.

yinka4u006: do u mean dey should start distributing money door to door?

If that's how your brain reason it

jared007: put away ur poverty mentality. Who told u they are not helping people? How many people ve u helped with d little u have?

May God forgive u cos u know not what u are saying. My job is to help people I don't need to advertise myself people that know me know what my organization is doing for the less privilege. I won't exchange words with jobless mind like you.

Bootybuttchic: u have u helped those in ur surroundings wit d little u have ...and howvmany people did dy tell u helped dem wen dy were broke? nigerians and sentiments.....u spending ur money on mb dy spending deirs on cars....e no concern u,work harder...God go bless ur hustle

I help and that's my job. I'm into NGO uncle..

LesbianBoy: Guy who told you they don't help people? Of course they do. Is just that they don't call the media.

OK noted