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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by kayce911(f): 9:10pm On Oct 09, 2015
Mopolchi:
Guy plz I got an invite with this particular address to come tomorrow. What do they do there? Any need to go?
there is fire on the mountain... run run run ....a big big fire....run run run...

Lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by kayce911(f): 11:59am On Oct 07, 2015
eremy:
A good MBA/ Degree from a reputable University

Minimum of 3 years post qualification experience in the job

The ideal candidates should be between 25-30 years old.

Computer literacy in Microsoft Office Suites

Method of Application

Forward Curriculum Vitae, indicating the position as the subject of the mail to the following email address: recruitment@dailytrust.com
no positions and location
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by kayce911(f): 7:45am On Oct 03, 2015
eremy:

FCMB is currently recruiting Marketers (B.Sc and HND holders ) nationwide that will have focus on bringing deposits from registered business owners
They will earn basic salary and generous commissions based on performance. Kindly send CVs to oluwasegun.oladipupo@fcmb.com
plz when is the dead line for this recruitment?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Follow This Thread For Portharcourt Jobs by kayce911(f): 4:34pm On Sep 23, 2015
SPARCH INTEGRATED SERVICES invites you for interviewFri,25/9/15 by 10am190, Wetheral Road, Beside Old Timber Market, Off Tetlow Rd, Owerri.Ref Code: HER-4578

I got the above interview invite in owerri..plz if any one knows about them,help me with a tip about them cos I will be travelling from abia to owerri,to avoid a waste of my money.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by kayce911(f): 4:09pm On Sep 23, 2015
SPARCH INTEGRATED SERVICES invites you for interview
Fri,25/9/15 by 10am
190, Wetheral Road, Beside Old Timber Market, Off Tetlow Rd, Owerri.
Ref Code: HER-4578

I got the above interview invite in owerri..plz if any one knows about them,help me with a tip about them cos I will be travelling from abia to owerri,to avoid a waste of my money.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by kayce911(f): 3:44pm On Sep 17, 2015
I pray buhari will not let us wait forever like he did with the Nigeria railway corporation recruitment initiated by the past administration. He should better live up to his body language hype..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Railway Corporation Job Vacancies by kayce911(f): 8:32am On Sep 15, 2015
engrsyer:
That's not true. He said railway would be one of his key areas to work on in reducing unemployment. So Don't pass wrong information with your assumptions.
are you still waiting. Mr right information passer
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Follow This Thread For Portharcourt Jobs by kayce911(f): 7:24am On Sep 15, 2015
nellyquash:
U r invited 4 an interview for d post of an ADMIN. SECRETARY at our office in 17 Forces Ave. Old GRA, PH on d 16-9-15 by 12pm. Ps cm wt ur original credentials.


Please who else got this message. Are they real because no company name was used.
go first and see things for yourself but be mindful of the environment.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Follow This Thread For Portharcourt Jobs by kayce911(f): 4:46pm On Sep 09, 2015
routerman:
A reputable Microfinance Bank with Shareholders' funds in the range of N100 million and currently positioning for a State Microfinance License has this vacancy below:


Job Title: Customer Service Officer
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

OND/HND/B.Sc in Banking, Accounting, Marketing or other related fields.
Age: 21-30 years


Job Title: Marketing Officer
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

OND/HND/B.Sc in Banking, Accounting, Marketing or other related fields.
Age: 21-30 years


Job Title: Teller
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

OND/HND/B.Sc in Banking, Accounting, Marketing or other related fields.
Age: 21-30 years


Job Title: Head of Administration and Accounts
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

HND/B.Sc in Social Sciences plus membership of Chartered Institute of Bankers.
Age: 30-40 years
Experience: 7-12 years cognate experience in banking preferably in community/microfinance.


Job Title: Head of IT
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

HND/B.Sc in Social Sciences plus membership of Chartered Institute of Bankers.
Age: 30-40 years
Experience: 7-12 years cognate experience in banking preferably in community/microfinance.


Job Title: Head of Internal Audit
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

HND/B.Sc in Social Sciences plus membership of Chartered Institute of Bankers.
Age: 30-40 years
Experience: 7-12 years cognate experience in banking preferably in community/microfinance.



Job Title: Head of Credit and Marketing
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

HND/B.Sc in Social Sciences plus membership of Chartered Institute of Bankers.
Age: 30-40 years
Experience: 7-12 years cognate experience in banking preferably in community/microfinance.


Job Title: Head of Risk Management
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

HND/B.Sc in Social Sciences plus membership of Chartered Institute of Bankers.
Age: 30-40 years
Experience: 7-12 years cognate experience in banking preferably in community/microfinance.


Job Title: Head of Operations
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

HND/B.Sc in Social Sciences plus membership of Chartered Institute of Bankers.
Age: 30-40 years
Experience: 7-12 years cognate experience in banking preferably in community/microfinance.


Job Title: Managing Director
Location: Umuahia
Qualifications

HND/B.Sc in Social Sciences plus membership of Chartered Institute of Bankers.
Age: 35-45 years
Experience: 10-15 years cognate experience in banking preferably in community/microfinance.



How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV, quoting job position to:

P.O. Box 181
Umuahia,
Abia State.

Or

Email: komo.lekan@gmail.com

Note: Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

Application Deadline 15th September, 2015.
nice job....Plz more Abia openings will be appreciated.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by kayce911(f): 9:58am On Sep 06, 2015
samokoduwa:


It varies from state to state, but be rest assured it was not strictly on oil community in a state. As far u submitted all valid required document. It at the discretion of the state commission to bring the names and forward to head office. It a new month, so soon all wld smile. Let God handle the matter now. Nothing is impossible for God, bro
is first school leaving cert part of the necessary documents
Politics / Re: Palestinian Women Take On Israeli Soldier(pix) by kayce911(f): 9:46am On Aug 31, 2015
maverickboy:
Are u speaking of America that cheaply? try to be realistic bro! And on the issue of South and North Korea, it's North that has always been aggressive towards their southern neighbor. Their leader is such a psycho.
Don't mind that guy,he thinks war is mouth action.. if Russia has what it takes to finish America, they would have done it long ago.
Romance / Re: Picture Of An Infant Adult(a Must See Picture) by kayce911(f): 9:33am On Aug 31, 2015
lomprico:

undecided only children within her age bracket will see it and laugh. If u are not that age range then remove 'hilarious' from the topic!
don't be insulting next time you want to make a point
Romance / Re: Picture Of An Infant Adult(a Must See Picture) by kayce911(f): 9:08am On Aug 31, 2015
lomprico:
Op how old are you? What is hilarious about this??
don't pick on me,let me not say is funny anyway.... I never knew a better catchy title to give it,so just have to title it anyways.
Romance / Picture Of An Infant Adult(a Must See Picture) by kayce911(f): 8:47am On Aug 31, 2015
my friend posted this pix on Facebook and I decided to share it here for medical expert on romancelander to comment..

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Politics / Re: Palestinian Women Take On Israeli Soldier(pix) by kayce911(f): 8:01am On Aug 31, 2015
Zoharariel:


Calling you a fool would be an insult to foolish people.

Now let me educate you on the Russo-Georgian war which was an armed conflict between Georgia, Russia and the Russian backed self-proclaimed republic of South-Ossetia and Abkhazia.

The war took place in 1998 but Georgia declared its independence as the USSR weakened in 1991 against the interest of the USSR because they used to be together just like Biafra is seeking to secede from Nigeria.

But in 1998, South-Ossetia [a province within Georgia] also proclaimed its independence but Georgia would not let them secede and thereby deploying heavy military presence to capture Tskhinvali [The capital of South-Ossetia].

Russia then accused Georgia of "Agression against South-Ossetia" and officially lauched a large scale, land, air & sea invasion on Georgia under a peace enforcement operation.

Russia battled & extinguished the Georgian forces throughout South-Ossetia until the hypocritical international community came calling, ofcourse led by the soon-to-be-vapourized America, until the remaining handful of the Georgian forces retreated & backed off the territory of South-Ossetia.

At the end of the day, South-Ossetia and Abkhazia seceded from Georgia and in that same 2008, the world's greatest - Caesar Mohammadu Putin authorized official ties between the Russian Government & the seperatists in Abkhazia & South-Ossetia by signing a decree.

Although Abkazia & South Ossetia are not recognized by the evil & hypocritical United Nations but they are recognized by Russia and there's absolutely nothing any1 could do about it till this day.

Now, that I've been able to justify the Russian invasion of Georgia, I want you to justify the American invasion of Afghanistan, Iraq, Lybya & Syria [through proxy] & Nigeria [also through proxy] , else I will so f.uck you up beyond your imagination on NL - Asshole!
I would called you a fool-ish stooge but let me be kind and call you a mad man,though it will be an insult to mentally derailed patients.you keep believing shits u copied from one junk russian media online paper..Russia would have wiped off Libya,Iraq, if they had the kind of power America enjoys.I wild have mentioned Afghanistan but afghans gave them a run for their money when USSR tried. America is the best thing that has happened to the world,take it or leave it. if Russia has the gut let em try and stop making noise online from your village.
Politics / Re: Palestinian Women Take On Israeli Soldier(pix) by kayce911(f): 9:57pm On Aug 30, 2015
Zoharariel:


I had to retrain the urge to insult you but sincerely speaking, you hurt my feelings & spoilt my sunday night merryment by downgrading Mother Russia.

Well, I will leave you with one of my favorite article.

Has Russia Just Changed The Future Of Warfare Completely, And Rendered US High-Tech Weapons Systems Inoperable?

Via a tip from an ANP trusted source, we see a few pieces of a puzzle that when added to the big picture offers us insight to what could be one of the biggest game changers in history, putting the Russian military in a position of total dominance over the US military in any upcoming war, which as was explained in an earlier article, is rapidly approaching.

Back in early November 2014, the Intenet was abuzz with talk of a story titled "What frightened the USS Donald Cook so much in the Black Sea?," where it was claimed that an incident in April 2014 "demoralized" the crew of the USS Donald Cook, when a Russian Sukhoi-24 (SU-24) fighter jet buzzed the the USS Donald Cook, not carrying bombs or missiles, but rendering them completely inoperable with the use of an "electronic warfare device."

As the Russian jet approached the US vessel, the electronic device disabled all radars, control circuits, systems, information transmission, etc. on board the US destroyer. In other words, the all-powerful Aegis system, now hooked up - or about to be - with the defense systems installed on NATO’s most modern ships was shut down, as turning off the TV set with the remote control.

The Russian Su-24 then simulated a missile attack against the USS Donald Cook, which was left literally deaf and blind. As if carrying out a training exercise, the Russian aircraft - unarmed - repeated the same maneuver 12 times before flying away.

Without any reports at all from any MSM source or confirmation from Russia, people waved this away as rumor, speculation or an outright hoax, but in March 2015, Russian News agency Sputnik, which is owned an operated by the Russian government, announced that Russia had unveiled a new "revolutionary electronic warfare system."

Russia's new Richag-AV radar and sonar jamming system can be mounted on helicopters, ships and other military equipment to jam potential adversaries' weapons systems from distances of several hundred kilometers away; it has been hailed by developers as having no analogue anywhere in the world.

Sounds a lot like the type of advanced technology that was described in the November report about Russia's ability to completely render one of America's most advanced missile destroyers completely inoperable, doesn't it?

Russia is also reportedly advancing their naval capabilities, including the addition of 50 new vessels in 2015 alone:

The Navy is continually developing their ocean strategy, aimed at protecting government interests and its economic activity in deferent regions of the world.

“The Navy is able to meet the requirements, with surface ships and nuclear-powered submarines,  to accomplish a range of tasks for the purpose from different remote basing points,” said Chirkov.

In March 2015, Sputnik also secifically highlighted a "catastrophic event" when a US military satellite, after suffering a "sudden spike in temperature,"  exploded, sending dozens of chunks of debris hurtling into Earth's orbit.

Was this a shot across the bow from Russia, showing exactly what they could do, not only to our warships, planes and submarines, but to our satellite systems as well?

Our source tells us this is "actually the biggest story in the world," because if Russia is capable of disabling the USS Donald Cook and the entire US Navy with their "revolutionary electronic warfaresystems," then Russia has already won any type of traditional war.

This would leave the US one option, the nuclear option and as was explained in the previous article, Russia is already preparing for that as well.

Source: http://allnewspipeline.com/Has_Russia_Just_Changed_The_Future.php

Conclusion: The day America & her allies provoke Russia into war; that day, America will sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Here in Russia, buddy, Caesar Putin keeps balling hard. grin
Russi]u like long stories a lot.Russia doesn't have what it takes to engage america in a conventional war. america is too smart for Russia to face. believe you me if Russia was the world power like america,the world would have been aliving hell.....if you doubt me ask Georgia. tongue
u know is quite easy to come online and type whatever you like but Russia doesn't have the balls to face uncle Sam...like I told you earlier war entails a lot..if you doubt me ask Germany in the WW11..the fear of NATO is a wisdom on Putin.
Politics / Re: Palestinian Women Take On Israeli Soldier(pix) by kayce911(f): 9:55pm On Aug 30, 2015
Russi]u like long stories a lot.Russia doesn't have what it takes to engage america in a conventional war. america is too smart for Russia to face. believe you me if Russia was the world power like america,the world would have been a living hell.....if you doubt me ask Georgia.
Politics / Re: Palestinian Women Take On Israeli Soldier(pix) by kayce911(f): 6:15pm On Aug 30, 2015
Zoharariel:


I had to take a peek at your profile when u mentioned F-16, F-22 and funny enough, I discovered you're a Romancelander. You did not even mention the America's F-35 and their almighty B-2 Spirit fighter jets, you chose instead to name some obsolete flying coffins that can barely match China's Chengdu J-10 in terms of perfomance & capabilities, letalone, Russia's SU-24 jets.

My advice to you is to restrict yourself to the Romance section and learn more on how to get laid, but before then, read this:


The Latest Russian Fighter Jet Blows America's Away.


Outgunned by the Su-30 family of aircraft and suffering critical design flaws, the American F-35 is staring down the barrel of obsolescence – and punching a gaping hole in western air defences.

This article is an excellent read to understand how Russia’s technological level is best in its class in many military sectors, especially with regard to fighter jets.  It originally appeared in Russia & India Report. The SU-30 continues to be the number one choice among global buyers.

Built to be the deadliest hunter killer aircraft of all time, the F-35 has quite literally become the hunted. In every scenario that the F-35 has been wargamed against Su-30 Flankers, the Russian aircraft have emerged winners. America’s newest stealth aircraft – costing $191 million per unit – is riddled with such critical design flaws that it’s likely to get blown away in a shootout with the super-maneuverable Sukhois.

Stubby wings (that reduce lift and maneuverability), a bulbous fuselage (that makes it less aerodynamic) low speed and a super hot engine (which a half decent radar can identify) are just a few of the major flaws that will expose its vulnerability during air combat.

With more than 600 Flankers (Sukhoi-27s and its later iterations such as the Su-30, Su-34 and Su-35 Super Flanker) flying with air forces around the world, the fate of the fifth generation F-35 seems decidedly uncertain. Aerospace experts across the world are veering around to the view that America’s most expensive fighter development program (pegged at $1.5 trillion) will be a sitting duck for the flankers.

“It’s a turkey,” declares aerospace engineer Pierre Sprey in an interview to Dutch television. Few people are as qualified to speak about fighter aircraft as Sprey. He is the co-designer of the F-16 Falcon jet and the A-10 Warthog tank buster, two of the most successful aircraft in the US Air Force (USAF).

Winslow T. Wheeler, Director of the US’ Straus Military Reform Project, Centre for Defense information, agrees. “The F-35 is too heavy and sluggish to be successful as a fighter,” he says. “If we ever face an enemy with a serious air force we will be in deep trouble.”

So far the US has been lucky it has never really encountered a “serious” military. Over the skies of war-weary Iraq, tiny Libya and utterly defenseless Afghanistan, the American aircraft operated with impunity. But luck can run out – if they ever come up against the air forces of Russia, China or India the outcome won’t be so one-sided. In particular, the Indian Air Force has beaten the USAF’s fourth generation fighters using both third and fourth generation jets.

Source: russia-insider.com/en/military/2014/11/04/02-05-14pm/latest_russian_fighter_jet_blows_americas_away

Pic 1: Sukhoi SU-35 - The slayer of all American fighter jets.

Pic 2: Sukhoi T-50 PAK FA - Currently undergoing tests before the start of production in 2016. It is ahead of not only all other fighter jets in the Russian Army, but also all foreign models.

Pic 3: Caesar Mohammadu Putin getting prepared to flying SU-27 to deliver some nuclear candies personally to the Pentagon & white house.

Here in Russia, son, our primary goal is to bring down America & her allies to ashes. grin
you keep quoting Russ online paper,where you expecting them to say anything different ? war entails a lot and I tell you with US weaponry,allies,intelligence and economy, Russian stands no chance with them. even Putin won't make this noise you are making here. during the cold war era when Russian was still USSR they stood no chance let alone now. america won't be in a haste to invade any country that possesses nuke(not just Russian ) cos they know nuclear war is gonna be a lose lose war. don't come online to hype Russian cos with the hatred they have for US they won't hesitate to bring American down if they could but don't have what it takes.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment 2015 by kayce911(f): 8:24am On Aug 29, 2015
Fieldmarshal1064:
Y dnt we join the new whatsaap group just produced for those interested in the Nigerian Forces(Army,Navy,Police,Airforce,SSS,DSS,Civil Defence,Fire Service,etc). It wil help everyone wit urgent infos, breaking infos, as well as handy share of ideas. If u care, ur numbrs can b added. Pls pls pls, we can make it real. Dnt take this as any offence, if u r nt interestd, just 4get it. Thnk u, i dnt mean to step on toes.
add me 08033112606
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by kayce911(f): 4:00pm On Aug 10, 2015
mezebel:
pls am coming from umuahia'kindly direct me on how to get to the office pls.
board a bus going to ph and stop at obehie junction.from that junction okada will take you to nddc office at oke-ikpe.
the road is bad so prepare your mind for that..goodluck
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 5:30pm On Aug 07, 2015
adellam16:
very true but he don't own d breast. D breast is mine. Jeez I was born with d breast so y should it belong to a man cos we got married! Breasts has its functions. Its not any one's but d lady's property.
if you think he doesn't own it then let another man touch it and see the resultant effects.
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 5:26pm On Aug 07, 2015
sonnie10:
The husband shares custody of the wife's breast with the child/ren. In a normal scenario, it would seem as if there is an agreement between all parties involved regarding who gets what and at what period in time. Take for example, during lactation, the man knows to stay away. No grown man wants the taste of that milk. But once the baby is weaned, there is a smooth transfer of baton just like in a relay race. From then on, the man assumes responsibility to ensure safe custody for the team. It is usually a win win situation for the team when thoughtfully executed. The women being pivotal in the whole process.
profesor of breastology
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 3:24pm On Aug 07, 2015
Adesiji77:
This one na JAMB question cheesy

I came across it online too @The Nation but didn't know that it's already on Nairaland.

Here is the link http://thenationonlineng.net/poll-who-owns-a-womans-breast/

Be right back... cool

Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove
thanks for that link
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 2:18pm On Aug 07, 2015
adellam16:
My baby of cos! My baby came from my body, its part of me. So my baby it is.
marital vows and sex ties you to your husband,hence you are one with him.
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 1:58pm On Aug 07, 2015
adellam16:
none of dem owns d woman's breast. It belongs to her. She feeds her baby with it and turns her man on with it. Its her asset. She was born with it.
in a contest who will you you side for ?
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 1:45pm On Aug 07, 2015
Deejavuu:


Hallucinating is allowed grin
never say never
he might just buy it over
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 1:43pm On Aug 07, 2015
onomeglo:
Nothing sure pass my baby
make your hubby no hear am
Romance / Re: Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 1:24pm On Aug 07, 2015
Deejavuu:
The woman owns her breas.ts undecided
No they don't
Romance / Who Owns a woman's Breast????? by kayce911(f): 1:14pm On Aug 07, 2015
Okay, a poll is currently going-on on the Nation Newspaper website so I feel I should bring it down here to so I want everyone to participate:

Now Ladies and Gentlemen, Who owns a woman's brest? The baby or the husband?

Ladies who do you think owns your breast and who will you give priority to in 'compitition periods' lolz... Your Baby or Your Hisband?

Let's goooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by kayce911(f): 8:04pm On Aug 06, 2015
mYphhiRes:


You wrote ur name on a list?
We didn't write names yesterday o.. The man just collected it and told us that was all.
I submitted yesterday and I wrote my name down too.

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