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Politics › Re: FG Orders Issuance Of Single Identification Numbers For Citizens by kayjasper(f): 11:44am On Dec 22, 2015
Tequilah:
Nah...you are actually the one with a fish brain! sad Where was it stated that 'everybody' has a BVN Number or a Drivers' license?

All that was mentioned was that some people already have these numbers, so those numbers should all be linked to the individual's National ID card number, which can then be used as a unique special identification number, instead of govt going all out to fashion out a separate unique identification number. Is that so hard for you to grasp?? Chai! shocked See as you have put so much faith in the leaders reasoning...what a pity!
Why will all my details be linked to one number?

Bank details, driving details, housing details and probably my security details.

You do not see the hole in your postulation?

These are different institutions with different security implications.

You want it all to be easily accessible to criminals and people who can manipulate things easily with just the number?


Now who is the fish?

Me or You?
Politics › Re: FG Orders Issuance Of Single Identification Numbers For Citizens by kayjasper(f): 11:39am On Dec 22, 2015
DikSin:
The bolded shows how GEJ has really imacted your life and that of your family.

Please I beg you in the name of God, stop playing Naira BET before you start seeing every word that has "B" & "T" in it as "BET". Oloshi. Oniranu onidirunrun grin


Now, back to your prayer: I'll say a very big AMEN to that.

You know why undecided

My parents and great grand parents... They've prayed and work so hard for God NeVer to let anyone from their linage to be like GEJ... Just in case you don't know: GEJ is n ogbanje that once lived back in the days of old... He's been around and will continue to be. He is all the failed character/personality you always hear of/about in all the holy books combined.

From Nabal to the recently Guiness crowned "most Unfortunate person to ever lived". They all can be traced to no other place than Otueke, the compound of GEJ, see undecided


I will never amount to even 1000 of that useless buffoon called gej, tufiakwah! *spits*


Now, dear God please bless me the way you've blessed the following great individuals, even more than they are worth today:


Baba Buhari (useful in the 80s and Thousands) cheesy deal with that tongue

Obasanjo (useful in the 80s, 90s till now) tongue

Jagaban Tinubu (Slayer of your hero and his party) (Useful in the 90s, today and till kingdom come) cheesy

Fashola (Never to be forgotten for Good in Lagos and Nigeria at large)


I'll stop here before you commit suicide and run away grin
[size=16pt] CLASSIC RESPONSE!! [/size]
Politics › Re: FG Orders Issuance Of Single Identification Numbers For Citizens by kayjasper(f): 11:34am On Dec 22, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
it doesn't change anything. There is something we call "GRACE". Go ask for for yours, and u'll see how life's journey will be easy and effortless. Don't hate on someone's. wink
And how did he use the grace he got?

We all know a man got all the grace he needed in life and didn't even know what to do with it.
Politics › Re: FG Orders Issuance Of Single Identification Numbers For Citizens by kayjasper(f): 11:27am On Dec 22, 2015
ifyalways:
Finally, someone with brains !!!
What brains?? undecided huh

Fish Brains Maybe!!

Does everyone have a bank account?

Does everyone have a drivers license?


Its easy to sit outside the house and be castigating those inside.

You think the leaders making these policies are that dumb not to have thought of all this your elementary reasoning before making decisions?

Nigerians....smh....many dullards on the internet.!!
Politics › Re: FG Orders Issuance Of Single Identification Numbers For Citizens by kayjasper(f): 11:20am On Dec 22, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
ermmm... bet ur lineage won't be 100th of what he is. Deal with it. grin
Lol.

Thats a prayer i will gladly say a big A-M-E-N to!!

Who wants any of their generation to have any trait like "Dull-Luck" Jonathan?

You maybe? Lol


tongue tongue tongue
Autos › Re: My Weird Cotonou Experience by kayjasper(f): 10:28pm On Dec 21, 2015
showreals:
I know your moniker grin grin grin

Kontinu
Yes. He is using Madam's Nairaland handle.

Good writing style, at par with Biggiyke.


Auto section becoming much more fun these days, not just "for sale, available, bump and all other dealer jargon" we read everyday.


Waiting patiently for the concluding parts!!!
Autos › Re: sold sold sold eatly Used Honda Adidas For Quick Sales In Ibadan At 290k by kayjasper(f): 9:52pm On Dec 21, 2015
Storm Cars..... Hmmm.

You might think "what is there in a name" right?

Storm....Water....Rain...Flood.... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Happy Sales...... kiss
Autos › Re: 2008 Toyota Camry Sport SE, Special Edition 4 Plugs, For Sale: 07058244880 by kayjasper(f): 9:43pm On Dec 21, 2015
usmarine:
It's more than that, thanks for the offer.
How much last please!!!

undecided undecided
Autos › Re: SOLD SOLD Toks 2008 Toyota Camry Sport - N2.1m SOLD SOLD by kayjasper(f): 4:59pm On Dec 20, 2015
femmy2010:
Thank Goodness you appreciate this .
For your appreciation i would give you a "precious" full tank of Fuel for buying this Car for the pocket friendly tag of N2.1m

Thanks
Nice gesture, let me consult the "oracles" and give you a call tomorrow.
Autos › Re: SOLD SOLD Toks 2008 Toyota Camry Sport - N2.1m SOLD SOLD by kayjasper(f): 11:42am On Dec 20, 2015
femmy2010:
.
Boss, we can't compare LE with SE o...lol.

Just like Apple and Tangerine.

Tot I could "steal" this one with 1.9m before. ; grin
Autos › Re: SOLD SOLD Toks 2008 Toyota Camry Sport - N2.1m SOLD SOLD by kayjasper(f): 9:07am On Dec 20, 2015
femmy2010:
No sir,
You for a great deal at the stated price tag

Thanks
Ouch. No problem.

Happy Sales!!
Autos › Re: SOLD SOLD Toks 2008 Toyota Camry Sport - N2.1m SOLD SOLD by kayjasper(f): 2:30pm On Dec 19, 2015
femmy2010:
Make this lovely 2008 TOYOTA CAMRY SPORT

LOCATION - ABULE - EGBA , LAGOS

Call 08036363467 or send an email to duduconsultt@yahoo.com for more information

FEATURES

• Black Colored

• Neat Leather Seating

• V6 5-speed Automatic

• Adjustable Steering

• Wheel Anti-lock Brakes

• AM/FM CD Player

• Tire Pressure Monitoring System

• Traction/Stability Control

• Ultra Low Emissions Vehicle

• Power Steering

• Alloy Rims

Is it negotiable sir?
Autos › Re: 2004 RX 330@aesthetic Autos 2.5m Few Months Reg SOLD SOLD by kayjasper(f): 2:25pm On Dec 19, 2015
teddy2t:
Toks is selling presently for 3m
adextaiwo84:
Toks 05 of this motor is 2.5, 2.6 and u are selling naija used 2.5?? U wan chop pass the owner, smh.
You see, Mr Teddy, the buyers are even more updated about car prices than you.

How can you call Toks of 2005 Lexus Rx330 a whopping #3million?

Get your facts right before coming to quote unnecessary prices for your cars.

This is a Naija USED 2004 model, can you yourself even buy it for more than #2million?
Autos › Re: SOLD! Brand New 2015 Toyota Camry XLE by kayjasper(f): 1:23pm On Dec 19, 2015
Nice Ride.

Wonder why it took Toyota this long to create "curvy" cars.

Something Hyundai and other less popular brands have enacted since 2011.
This brand does resemble the Hyundai Sonata 2012 edition.


Happy Sales!!
Autos › Re: 2007 Toyota Camry Sport For Sale by kayjasper(f): 7:08am On Dec 18, 2015
laoautos:
Available
Interior pictures pls.
Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Giant Birthday Card From His Aides (Photos) by kayjasper(f): 2:21pm On Dec 17, 2015
Freemanan:
GBAGAUN GBAGAUN.... GBAGAUNNNNN
Stop being Childish.




freemanan ko, freekidan ni
Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Giant Birthday Card From His Aides (Photos) by kayjasper(f): 2:19pm On Dec 17, 2015
Happy Birthday To You........





The Ultimate King Of Africa!!!!


kiss kiss kiss
Autos › Re: Neat 2003 Acura Mdx For Sale Price:1.7m by kayjasper(f): 10:56am On Dec 17, 2015
rainmaker12:
S.a
fenexmotors:
call
Please confirm if there is a 3rd row seat.
Autos › Re: 2008 Toyota Camry Sport SE, Special Edition 4 Plugs, For Sale: 07058244880 by kayjasper(f): 10:13am On Dec 17, 2015
zest4allife:
How much please?
achmed1:
Whats d asking price.
zest4allife:
How much oooo
kameel1860:
Why aren't you stating the price?
I don't think the car is for sale.

He just wants us to see his new whip.

Its not for sale!!!

tongue
Autos › Re: Respray / repaint And Oven Bake your Vehicles to look brand new[with pictures] by kayjasper(f): 10:06am On Dec 17, 2015
lourash:
Mr Pristine,

I believe you are doing a great job but it is hidden behind not too okay camera.. I advise you get a good phone or camera to take pictures.. for some one like me to want to work with you I will need to be convinced of what I am getting ... Nice one anyways and may God continue to guide you as always
Thanks for this observation.


I have also said the same thing, his work(pictures) is not encouraging like you said.
He should invest in a good camera to be able to catch every single details of the job done.

I hope he invests in his business soon.
Politics › Re: Corruption: EFCC Moves Against Odili, Others by kayjasper(f): 9:59am On Dec 17, 2015
Terry68:
[s]when you say lets kill corruption, i begin to wonder what you mean for the remaining 3 years left.

since this government came into power, its been corruption news all over with insignificant development. are we going to be fighting corruption throughout the stay of power?

if I consider your statement, then the future will be missing.


As if fighting corruption would solve the fact that firms are closing down each day? the dwindling economy, depreciation in naira value, abi the hike in fuel or the bad roads romancing our cars, or probably leaving the unemployed unattended.


I am sure this government is in the middle of a planned distraction,host by the host.

I just pray let our living don't be useless[/s]
Your Summation makes u come across as an Illiterate.
Autos › Re: S-O-L-D*** Tin-can Cleared 2004 Toyota Camry Burgundy LE *** by kayjasper(f): 6:53am On Dec 16, 2015
gazmann:
Kayjasper pls which do you want VVTI or XXLE let me spend the dollars kwanu
Lol....sorry sir.

Am a German lover, my machines must be German.






are you german enough for me?
grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince Pictured With Yakubu Gowon by kayjasper(f): 10:36am On Dec 15, 2015
Its time for Ice Prince to find another "job".

He is fast losing relevance in the music industry.

His career is dancing around the drain....it will go down soon!!!

cry cry cry
Autos › Re: 2008 White Pimped Muzzle.... by kayjasper(f): 7:06am On Dec 15, 2015
xMrPx:
d guy dey crazz, he posted a car since 014 @1.6, he still expect to sell same price Dec 2015, after he Don bang do all rubbish in d ride'. Funny people
Lmao grin grin
Autos › Re: Latest Edition : Toks 2008 Camry XLE . Neatest ever and full option by kayjasper(f):
2.9m for a 2008 Toyota Camry? shocked shocked shocked

7 Years Old Ride.

Happy Sales. tongue tongue
Autos › Re: 2008 White Pimped Muzzle.... by kayjasper(f): 5:55am On Dec 15, 2015
So this ride still available since November 2014 that you first posted it for sale.
We go soon enter 2016 again. shocked

1year and 1month gone and no buyer still.


Na wa oh!!! lipsrsealed undecided
Autos › Re: Toks Extremly Clean Toyota Camry 2007 Model Sport Edition Lagos Cleared by kayjasper(f): 11:53am On Dec 14, 2015
kennyautos123:
serious and ready buyers call me lets deal 08021068616 mr kenny
Please can we deal at 1.8m?

Are you on Whatsapp?
Politics › Re: Battle Between Nigeria Army And IMN Today (Graphic Pics) by kayjasper(f): 5:04pm On Dec 13, 2015
Seun, Lalasticlala and other Mods, please close down this thread that is spreading ffalsehood.

When they said they want to start censoring blogs we were all shouting freedom of speech. See what the bull shi.it this one is feeding us now?

Am sure its viviangist and co that are giving the rest bloggers bad names.
Politics › Re: Battle Between Nigeria Army And IMN Today (Graphic Pics) by kayjasper(f): 4:53pm On Dec 13, 2015
maryvivian:
Lol just Blogging for Fun ok ..... am already Rich By the grace of God
Simply accept that you lifted the story from another source which was not credible enough.

Instead of all these "bold face" attitude.

The pictures are from an accident scene.

There is no gunshot wound of any type on all the bodies displayed.

Accept you are wrong, and stop making shallow moves to cover up your errors!!!
Politics › Re: Battle Between Nigeria Army And IMN Today (Graphic Pics) by kayjasper(f): 4:50pm On Dec 13, 2015
Shiite Muslims in the north wearing T-Shirts and Jeans for their procession?



This Pictures are not correlating with the story.

Viviangist why not double check from your source before copying and pasting.


All these bloggers sef!!

huh embarassed!
Autos › Re: S-O-L-D*** Tin-can Cleared 2004 Toyota Camry Burgundy LE *** by kayjasper(f): 11:26pm On Dec 11, 2015
aaidel:
bros no be talk am na toyota unless this is a special edition XLE with fabric and no automatic climate control with only formica anyway sha happy sales and as its christmas i hope i get a cut of the profits grin
Lol, am sure Na Calculus P.A type all that poo up there.

So Formica alone qualifies a Camry as XLE?

Lollz.

That's ridiculous coming from a seasoned dealer like him.
Autos › Re: S-O-L-D*** Tin-can Cleared 2004 Toyota Camry Burgundy LE *** by kayjasper(f): 11:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
Its not an Xle at all.


The interior also "didn't say it all"

So the Formica is all you saw to assume it's an Xle? That's an after market fit I guess!


That AC knob control is typical of LE model, the XLE comes strictly with digital control.

Xle also comes with back vent.

And a Camry XLE wouldn't come in Fabric. Except in rear occasions.


By the way even the logo at the back says its LE.

Abi Calculus don high today?  

grin grin

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