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Fhemmmy:
Thanks to the OP for starting this thread, i think this is the best thread on NL Auto section at the moment, where the customers are able to speak their mind and help us - The dealers to improve . . .
To to the customers, we have heard you and thanks for all that has been said please go ahead and tell us more, so we could improve and be better or change how things are done . . . . .
If the dealers has wronged you in any form or shape, please forgive us, the dealers.

We know without deals, there is no dealers and without the customers, there is no deal . . . . Thanks and keep the complaints coming.,

God bless u Mr Fhemmmy!!!

This is the attitude we expected from most dealers here instead of all the arrogant posture they've been displaying even on this thread.

Instead if them to try and take note of their pitfalls they all have been telling us " we don't even get market from Nairaland " and yet they are here posting from 2am to 12am.

When people take time out to make adjustments to their business ways, there is bound to be increased patronage sooner than later.


We hope all concerned have learnt a thing or two from this thread.

We hope to see changes in the Auto Section real soon.

chukel:
Something is wrong. Steering is that of xle, dashboard is that of LE. Ahiara what have you done to this ride. Show us the rear for ac vent.

Lol...the car is a mixed blood...bi-racial.....in short the car is confused!!!


Body of an Xle....Dashboard of an LE.


I taya for this kain matter o!!

Stolen:
If Igbos cannot have a representation in their so called country, let the UN conduct a referendum so they can have a BiAFRA



The terms are clear, u cannot marginalise them and beg them to remain Nigeria.


Let us avoid loss of life and do things amicably like the whites.

Why are u guys so easily drawn into Tribal sentiments?

Does it make you cum every time you do this?

You all talk as if the whole world hates you.

Please go and get some sleeping pills, it should give u enough time to clear your head of all this Tribal sentiments, then come back and comment more reasonably.

*kisses

shamack:
Some people are just too dull,,,,that they analyze politics with sentiments,,,,did the igbos vote for APC Then why expecting a post........Greedy ppl

You dey mind them?

Very annoying!!

Stolen:
The only office held by igbos... Big Joke! Both Tinubu and Buhari together are playing.



The question they should ask themselves is, if Nigeria ends today who suffers most? Hasua, Yoruba or Igbos?


Tinubu and his witchcraft broom wielding mob will push this country beyond breaking point.


I hope wen the violence and killing starts Tinubu and Buhari gets the Charles Taylor treatment.

That's how you guys will sit down in your one room face me I face you house in Ajegunle with your Tecno phones and be threatening the whole world.

#DumbassNiggars


Quote me Everywhere

chriss91:
I have for sale quality and original UK high street brands.
My items are personally and hand picked , checked clothes from different UK high street shops

Adidas, Nike, Top shop, Top man, Clarks, Burton, Dorothy Perking's, H&M, Evans, Next, Marks Spencer, Miss Selfridge, New Look, BHS, River Island, Wallis, G-Star only
My items are quality and original top original collection, 98% this Season, with Men’s, Women’s, Kid's clothing, Handbag, Shoes and Face Caps. Over 2000 items.

I will be coming over to Nigeria NOVERMBER 2015.
PLEASE NOTE: this is a mixed collection, therefore we won't be able to supply kid's or women's or men's only . Furthermore we can provide only summer items! You get a mix of all types of clothes and shoes.
My items are all new and in great condition, no holes ,torn, stains or smell.
My Collection is Ideal for boutique owners and High street Designer shops.

chrissmac112@gmail.com
07541793758

Very unprofessional!!!

Why not get your own thread? How hard is that?

Instead of gate crashing someone else's advert and using it as a platform for yours.

Not cool, not cool at all.

ncnetwork:
@cyntobless @lugiano1, we suspended some terms in the old MoU to make it possible and more flexible for new suppliers. However, please understand that the old suppliers were for start up of the expansion, however, we needed more than 1 supplier for each product. Thank you.

@Generica, please drop your email. Thank you.

Please mail me...

goldenken10@gmail.com

Thanks.

And please, guys stop sending me Pm.
Y'all already cramping my mailbox. Kilode?

Lol

I don't come here for fun, strictly business and for information.

Gentlemen, I won't reply your PMs.

Thanks.

elshanAutos:
I'm not guilty of any of these, and have only gotten one buyer via nairaland in the past month, Whereas Olx has smiled me to the bank (as Olanshi said ) more in recent times. Why is that so?
Dollz does have a valid point still..
But as Calculus said, most cars get sold via referrals (friends,family,customers,mechanics, etc)

I give it to you Mr Elshanautos, really your cars and adverts make more sense than most others here.

So for the benefit of doubt I just went over to OLX for the first time to check out their car section.

My Observation:
The cars posted there are much cheaper and realistic than the ones here on Nairaland!!
I do not believe it's the Shylock dealers we have here that still post there.
Most of the sellers are the direct owners.
That's where the price difference comes in.

And I noticed every car had a price!!

So who is to blame here? When you all will keep saying "available" instead of putting simple necessary information.
Don't blame Nairaland, blame yourself for that!



To each dealer his own.
If you over price your car and you don't get buyers then its your fault.
Nobody forces anybody to buy anything but the moment you come and start complaining of low patronage then that's your own cup of tea, not the buyers'.

Cc:
Olanshi

nairabacks:
Why won't the car section be dead ?
Pre-ordering a car from here is now a confirm mugu's game.
Place is filled with a lot of loud-mouthed confidence men shouting "send me dollars, I will deliver in 4 weeks, then pay the balance.."
Sounds sweet but in reality...

As for crayfish pricing, some dealers are just greedy and living in Fantasy island - like the OP.

Agreed, the naira isn't worth much these days but price gouging isn't the way to have a steady stream of buyers.
Again, car dealing isn't for everybody. Most people get into it because they think its easy money but in an economy like ours every seller needs to find a balance.

I doff my hat for you brother!!

If the section is bad....then its the dealers we should blame. Dealers like the Op Dollz.
She said that people price cars like crayfish from Oyingbo. Just imagine the Arrogance?

You want to sell a car and I should not price? And why won't I price a car and know what it costs before leaving my place to come check the car out?

So u think I will waste my time and energy to come and inspect your car, then I like it and you tell me some bullshit price after wasting all my time?

Forget all that nonsense you just said Dollz, reasonable people will price and know what their budget is before setting out.
Do you expect anyone to come and be viewing a car that they can't afford?
When they come and see the car and then they can't afford the price in the long run of what good is that?

In all sincerity I find the auto dealers on Nairaland very arrogant and full of themselves.
They behave as if they are doing their prospective clients a favor.

They won't answer any questions from clients, and later just like this Op they will call it "Crayfish Pricing". Just imagine?

1. Check out the post of dealers here, maybe two pictures only, picture of the tyres alone and the back seat. And when u ask them for more pictures they say, call or come for inspection.

Won't you know the value of what u want before spending money to go and see the "junk" car they have for sale?
Or u think everyone stays in Lagos like most dealers?


2. She said people on Olx are more forthcoming, well since OLX doesn't have space to interact with sellers except to make calls, they may be calling but how many people believe in OLX and its credibility?

3. Olanshi, u sef dey open mouth for here....I laugh at you.
All your cars are over priced and out of range from the "average market price" and u want people to buy from you?
Guy, go and learn that to sell a car, you don't want to put all your gains in just one deal.
When a Nairaland dealer will want to gain 300k on just one ride? Who will come and buy from you?

4. Finally, i will advice you dealers to always make sure u post detailed pictures of cars u want to sell. Full engine pix, front pictures, both sides, rear view, dashboard, front seats and back seats....that's a total of 7 pictures.
Is that too hard to do?

5.
And all these yeye believe that a serious buyer will call you is nothing but a fallacy!!
I have helped a lot of friends and Family source cars here on Nairaland successfully.
I will see a good car and the moment you refuse to put a price I won't call you.!!!
Why do u want to sell a car and don't want people to know the car price? Na free?

And then when we ask the Dealers questions, all they will keep saying is "Available", " Going ".
Going to where? Nonsense people.

If u dealers stop being arrogant and silly maybe more people will be buying cars from y'all.

theo07:
1.7m last

Oops..way above my budget.

Happy sales sir!

MrPristine:
We could do two to three days for you which would be an express service.

Express service.....

No problem as long as its workable.

Beep u soon.

MrPristine:
It takes about four to five days.

Sir, if I want to respray my car, same color with no dents how many days will it take?

Staying far from Lagos and the trip to and fro and then back for the car again is gonna be a big dent in the account books.

Any concession?

theo07:
still available

1.5m accepted sir?

Lemme know so we move forward!

Dr Abubakar Bukola Saraki.... An naked man trying to cover himself up with a handkerchief!!!

chibecanglobal:
Leather is @.6-1.7m depending on the degree of neatness.
All are for customs cleared cars.
Thanks.
Cor prompt reply whatsapp or call 08096577304

Okay thanks.

Will contact u soon.

First you wrote this......

obstead200:
I am not tribalistic.

Then in the same sentence you went ahead to write this....

obstead200: But I can swear, from my own encounter with them in the work place, that you must be a Yoru.ba man. They are the pple who view issues in the twisted way u do.

Wow


With your post i just realised this morning that
Foolishness does not have age restrictions!!!

chibecanglobal:
whatsapp or call 08096577304

How much for a Honda Accord 2006/7 with V6 engine and leather interior (preferable cream leather seats).

Car should be either black or White in exterior. Color.
Will appreciate ur response.

Time Will Surely Tell.

*Arms/cash stockpiling scandal:FG begins manhunt for Akpabio

...Withdraws diplomatic passport

...SSS discovers secret safe in Akpabio's room

...EFCC to take custody of stashed cash

The Federal Government might have begun a major manhunt for former Governor of Akwa Ibom State and embattled Senate Minority Leader, Chief Godswill Akpabio over allegation of stockpiling arms and ammunition at the presidential wing of the government lodge in Uyo where he (Akpabio)is currently occupying months after he left office as Governor of the state. During last weeks Thursdays invasion, two rooms staked to the roof with American dollars were discovered.

Other items discovered was a secret armoury with sophisticated guns, ammunition, bullet proof vests, explosives and a secret tower where highly sensitive and classified documents were hidden. The invasion by the Special Unit of the DSS who arrived Uyo from Abuja was carried out without the knowledge of the Akwa Ibom State Director of the SSS to avoid any leakage that would have compromised the operation.

During the operation, an extremely rattled Governor Udom Emmanuel who was not in at the Government House at the commencement of the raid hurriedly rushed back to meet the operation at an advanced stage. He was alleged to have put a call across to his predecessor who instructed the Governor not to allow the DSS agents conducting the raid remove a "secret safe" that was discovered in one of the rooms. It was not immediately clear what was the content of the safe. "Udom,listen to me, your life depends on what is inside that safe. On no account should you allow the SSS take or open that safe", Akpabio was alleged to have instructed the Governor. After the telephone conversation with Akpabio, a visible shaken Emmanuel was alleged to have jumped on top the safe to resist the SSS's attempt to take the safe away. "Over my dead body will I allow you carry this safe. My life depends on this safe," the Governor allegedly said while still holding tight to the safe from the rooftop of it he laid. The rooms were later cordoned off by the SSS before the EFCC moved in to secure the busted cash.

Before now, Akpabio had left the country last Tuesday ostensibly to receive medical treatment following an accident he had in Abuja on his way to the airport. Few days after his departure on medical grounds even after he was declared fit by medical doctors who attended to him at the National Hospital Abuja, the accident, preliminary investigation indicates might have been stage managed as a pretext to his fleeing the country. For now, the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) has raised a panel to probe the accident. The American Embassy whose car was involved in the crash, has also raised a team to help local investigators working to unravel the factors behind the mysterious accident which affected only Akpabio even when the car allegedly tumbled.

According to an FRSC investigator, "There is more to the alleged accident involving Akpabio. I can tell you it seems fake. Many questions are begging for answers. Why for instance did it affect only his car? How come only him was alleged to have been affected and nothing wrong with the drivers of the cars involved in the crash? How come Governor Emmanuel was in the National Hospital just moments after he was admitted? Why would he still decide to travel out after he was discharged and certified fit by doctors who attended to him at the National Hospital? Why was he planning to leave the country just two days to Wednesday that he was billed to start his defence at the election tribunal?",the source asked

The manhunt for the fugitive former Governor if he fails to return to the country soon,will be a collaboration between Nigerian security forces as well as foreign security bodies such as the American FBI, Interpol and the British Intelligence Agency, the M16. Already, the federal government through the Immigration Service has withdrawn the former governors official passport.

Security sources say Akpabio might have decided to evacuate the family out of the United Kingdom because of the diplomatic relation between Nigeria and her former colonial masters since the UK will not hesitate to extradite any of the Akpabio's declared wanted by the Buhari administration. Other relations of Akpabio currently in the United States have started making moves to leave the US but impeccable security sources say the United States Department of Homeland Security is collaborating with the US Embassy in Nigeria on preventing any of them that has questions to answer from leaving the US. Akpabio's palatial house in his hometown in Ukana is presently under watch following credible intelligence that similar arms might be kept there in anticipation of a likely order of fresh election by the election tribunal. But a former aide to the ex Governor who pleaded anonymity said, Akpabio is not running away from the country and will soon return back to the country to state his own side of the story.

Impeccable sources say the government has placed Akpabio's relations and former aides under surveillance because of the thinking in security circle that more arms and cash like the ones discovered at the Government House in Uyo might have been kept secretly in the homes of some of his relations and former aides.

Also Akpabio is alleged to have pleaded that the Governor should accept responsibility on the dollar notes found at the lodge to enable him adopt a "plausible deniability theory" so as not to be implicated. He allegedly begged the Governor to say the cash belongs to the State Government. It could not be confirmed if Governor Emmanuel accepted to play along with Akpabio so as to exonerate his predecessor in view of the security implication of the issues at stake. "We are taking of arms, ammunition and huge foreign currency at a building that should be respected as a presidential lodge but turned into a secret armoury by Akpabio. It will be unthinkable for anybody to think the Governor will want to accept responsibility of such a treasonable act. Already the Governor has serious credibility problem by his initial denial that no raid took place, then later accepting it happened but no cash or arms found. How will Udom justify accepting Akpabio's pleadings that he owns up that the over $500 million belongs to the State Government? How will he justify asking for bailout and converting debt to bond if he had such money in his Kitty", said an aide of the State Governor who pleaded not to be named because of the sensitive nature of the matter.
The dimension and outrage the shocking discovery has taken is alleged to be giving the Governor sleepless nights on how best to exonerate his administration from the mess as well as his personal integrity that has been serious affected.
TIME WILL TELL.



Source............https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=951793738200703&id=100001102587501&set=rpd.100001102587501&source=49

Ricky11:
My friend, carry your low life self out from my post. Did you see a place where I ask if the car needed a machanic to fix anything? If I did, wouldn't I just call your dad instead to fix it for me for free? You own an Audi and you don't know were to fix it, you should be ashamed of yourself. Why bother buy a very expensive car in the first place?? You should put your mouth were your money is. Because it's obvious you will never drive an expensive car...A good advise for your, keep driving a 1966-1983 model, that's what fits your personality.

You own a car and you don't even know which year your car was produced?

SMH

And yet you are raining abuses on someone else.
Instead of you to focus on changing the misleading title of calling this 2002 model 2005 you are running your mouth like a market woman.

Hopefully someone will buy "your 2 months used 2005" Audi for 950k so you can spare us all these vulgar language here.


P.s: Go back to the real owner and ask him/her exactly what year it is.

Yeye!!!

Whoever invented the Matte paint should be tied to a truck and dragged round the whole world.

WTF?

finecaleb:
If you need a very clean phone all in their pack and complete accessories... please send me a whatsapp message on 08065219404.....

YOU CAN GET YOUR INFINIX ZERO 2 @ 30K .......... SAMSUNG GALAXY E5 48K .......... INFINIX ZERO 20K..


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Are your phones brand new or used sir?

Especially the Samsung e5?

cashbello:
Thank you bro...i love your ride but my budget is 800k and i'm not sure your ride can go for that price....happy sales bro.

Lol...

With your budget you should have just said you are out looking for the EOD (03-05) instead of opening a thread and saying u want either of the EOD or DC.

Ewuro4:
Bae when a lady is super fly , knows how to deck to T , always on point and forever glows (Total Package) ...toasters/admirers will always swarm even after 5 children.

The keyword here is RESPONSIBILITY. Sweetie, When an adult gets to a certain stage in life , we have to stop being irresponsibly childish and learn how to take charge of our lives because some people rely on our decisions one way or the other.

Begs another question; Is he worth it? Or you just want to get married to belong?

You shouldn't be under any absolute pressure whatsoever to get married.

Thanks Mammi.

luvluvluv:
700k...but I don't hav tym to come for inspection due 2 my tyt work schedule. hw do we go abt the inspection?

Very funny. You have money to buy a car but u can't find time to inspect what u want to buy?
Does that make sense?

Car is already sold anyway.

freecocoa:
Kayjasper.

There's no way marriage is the solution to warding of toasters, especially not in today's world.

Temptations come and probably always will, married or not, therefore the only way to stay on track is to harness one's will power and put it to good use, but I must say, it's best to take a step back and really have a rethink what she wants, could it be that she's considering all these so called temptations because she's searching for something she's not getting from her man? I mean, at some point especially when marriage is the next thing, one tends to have questions and that's okay, just be sure you know the answers in your heart, some great women on here reminded me of this not so long ago.

Thanks all.....I will pass the message on to her.

Appreciate all you ladies who replied my question..... Kisses!!!

Chillisauce:
None of the above. A very difficult password. I don't even have any emails that suggested the passwords were changed. It just kept blocking me. Computer , Tablet.phones etc

Too many loop holes in your claim.
Nairaland Is secured.
Your device might have been accessed by someone when has access to them.

Plus your email would be notified immediately a login is made.

There is no way you can log into your account anew without getting notified through your mail.

Maybe you got "high" and forgot your password.
Very possible.

Your story doesn't hold water at all.


Oga Seun no be so?

Ladies, what do you make of this situation .....


A girl has been dating a young man for close to 3yrs now and everything is going on fine between them.
They have been talking marriage of recent and the guy is too eager to get married to her.
She on the other hand wants to finish school before marriage, she is in her final semester already.
Now it happens there are so many "toasters" on her neck now and it's always causing issues with her man.
She is beginning to fear she might "mess up " somehow someday soon. Even though she never cheated on her boyfriend but the pressure is getting too much on her.
Now she said she wants to get married before leaving school as this might help take some of these men of her back.


1. Is her theory of marriage to push off other men realistic?

2. Isn't her summation not a sign of someone who is already "slipping away" and trying to get back on track?

3. The boyfriend suddenly feels she might have crossed the line already and trying to conceal things with her sudden change of mind.

4. Have any of you ladies witnessed this amount of pressure and temptations just few moments to your marriage? And how did u cope with it?


Cc: naijababe idowuogbo edwife kimoni justi4jesu ewuro4 tearroses greatgod2012 freecocoa etc

Anyone with A very clean UK used Samsung S4 Active for sale should please notify me here asap.
Let's deal today.

finditng:
Lol....gerrarahia..........

Let's make this a bit worthwhile......200k....we pick a neutral nairalander.....I drive d car to a rendezvous......same pics and all....and I open the bonnet for you....if you find the 010 engine in it, your 200k is mine...if otherwise you have my 200k...now put your money where your mouth is......

Don't run o....#brokefool....

I await your response.......

Lemme make some change asap....




He will claim out of Lagos now o.........#brokebunch

Haba, for a man, you sabi yab oooo.... Lol.


But seriously, since you already proved its a 2010, you could have just overlooked and move on instead of using all this derogatory words and abuse.

franksonautos:
Another super clean

Dear Lord, please bless me with this kind of money..... ( Or husband ) that will give me a 2009 Honda Accord as car for learning to drive.....


AMEN.

Happy Sales!