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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayjasper(f): 7:52am On Aug 07, 2015
Chillis:
They ban the handle oh.


People wey say I no go drink water keep cup. Dem no go see water drink at all at all cheesy
Lol.
Who banned you and what did you do Madam Prophetess!!
Or did you prophesy wrongly into their life?
Lmao.
Technology Market › Re: We Fix All The Latest Gadgets Here! (Rare Parts Available @affordable Prices) by kayjasper(f): 3:11pm On Aug 06, 2015
hectorswag:
Hello kayjasper,

Yes we can do an IMEI change on these phones.

Kindly come to our office at 6, Oremeta Street, off Ola Adeshega street, Oregun, Ikeja with the phones.

Contact Josh on 08183282314, for further inquiries.

Thank you.
Thanks. Will do that over the weekend.
Autos › Re: 09 Reg Toyota Camry Xle V4@aesthetic Autos to 2011 1.580m SOLD SOLD by kayjasper(f): 12:47pm On Aug 06, 2015
teddy2t:
More pictures
ibkonekt:
God bless you for showing the VIN...
omoteesammy2020:
can this car go for 1m on Tuesday morning and can i know your location?
Lol.

That awkward moment when everyone is talking about "the car" and yet I can't see any car pix here!!
cheesy
Phones › Re: How Do You Cope When You Exhaust Your Data? by kayjasper(f):
Mrbee21:
Abeg share me some data,08132030553,08120408820,08058687471...pls help a broda
grin grin grin grin grin grin

All of you are learners where this dude is.

Imagine begging a total online stranger for data? He even went ahead to paste all his 3 numbers.
Hoping the stranger will just share some data to his 3 lines"!
Na so e easy?

What a Joke.

Seems he is already a slave to his phone.
Peeps like him will definitely steal their parents money or use their school fee to purchase data.


grin grin grin
Technology Market › Re: We Fix All The Latest Gadgets Here! (Rare Parts Available @affordable Prices) by kayjasper(f): 5:56am On Aug 06, 2015
hectorswag:
Hello Hardheolar,

Thanks for reaching us. Please where is your location? Can you come over with the phone to our office @Oregun, Ikeja?

We are unable to make any prescriptions regarding your device till it has been thoroughly analyzed by our engineers.

You can contact us by calling 08183282314. Thank you.
Please can you do an Imei change on non MtK android phones most especially Samsungs and Sony Xperia?
Autos › Re: Do U Need A Car In FCT Abuja? by kayjasper(f): 7:59am On Jul 29, 2015
Mr Oroz. smiley smiley
King Of South-South Autos. cool cool

Please how much will the ash Camry Sport you just posted going for now?

Want to help find a buyer for it sir!!
Autos › Re: Tokunbo 2001 Toyota Camry LE.....08023295044 by kayjasper(f): 8:12am On Jul 25, 2015
ennythong:
Thanks Sir for your observation. I tried rotating the pictures, but it didn't work. Will be careful when snapping cars next time. God Bless You.
Okay madam.

If you are using an android phone, you can download from the google playstore, an application called photogrid.
It will help u resize your pictures and u can rotate them to be upright.

Happy sales to you.
Autos › Re: Tokunbo 2001 Toyota Camry LE.....08023295044 by kayjasper(f): 7:56am On Jul 20, 2015
Stop Being Careless with your marketing.

angry angry angry

Seeing almost all your recent posts with pictures turned upside down without much details for the prospective customers.

Nice car still.

Happy Sales.
Autos › Re: Cheapest Car Deals In Port Harcourt. Check For Updates by kayjasper(f): 12:37am On Jul 12, 2015
How much for the silver 04 Accord sir?
Family › Re: MouthAction In Marriage by kayjasper(f): 8:39pm On Jun 12, 2015
*****In Olamide and Phyno's voice*****

Emi Princess....ki n ma Jedi... Ki n ma l'adi...... Iranu.... Abasha...... tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by kayjasper(f): 6:42am On Jun 09, 2015
stinggy:
Chaiiiiii

Free my Oba ooo abeg
grin grin grin grin grin

Cc kayjasper
Well, Kabiyesi got swag, Kabiyesi got confidence, Kabiyesi is fun to be around, not all cases do women love up cos of money.

He is truly a living god!!
Technology Market › Re: pre order and order Elephone,xiaomi,meizu, Lenovo and all Chinese OEM here... by kayjasper(f): 9:39am On May 29, 2015
Jeffy1206:
Think you need to flash the phone with the stock Rom again. Or check for ota updates on the device. You can update to 4.4 if your are still on 4.2.
Thanks for your reply dear.

How do I go about updating to 4.4 pls?
Cos each time I try to do that by going to "system update" it keeps saying my phone is up to date.
Google playstore?

Send me a link if you can find one for me please.

Thanks.
Technology Market › Re: pre order and order Elephone,xiaomi,meizu, Lenovo and all Chinese OEM here... by kayjasper(f): 6:41am On May 29, 2015
Jeffy1206:
Hope you got the explanation?
Hello Jeffy1206, please sorry to derail your thread.
My sis have a problem with her Gionee P4, it takes close to 20minutes to booth from Start up.

As in anytime the phone is off and she puts it on, it keeps taking time to load call log or address book.
Then the network keeps going on and off for like 20 minutes before the phone gets ready for use.

Really need advice on what could be wrong and what I can do.

Thanks in advance.

cc: Swisscarter
Jokes Etc › Picture Of The Day!!!! by kayjasper(op): 10:16am On May 28, 2015
Biko, dear girls, they said we should let go oooo!!!


CC: Ishilove
Lalasticlala

Autos › Re: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by kayjasper(f): 2:48pm On May 27, 2015
lrguru:
gather some good money and get yourself one tokunbo camry tiny light for 800k, start with that one first and leave pre order for the bigger boys. money u no get u de find pre order, u think u can get a pre ordered volkswagen beetle? That car is over 60 years punk.
Lollz.

Read this thread from beginning to the end.

And all I see is an Op just ranting unnecessarily over nothing.

I even thought he was going to order a Venza or a BenzGl450. Surprisee it turned out to be an 04 c230.

I laugh in German.

That awkward moment when Op has big emotional issues but he doesn't believe everyone.
Until someday he ends up in one of the beds of his hospital before he realises he needs to reevaluate himself.
Autos › Re: 2002 Toyota Sienna Xle by kayjasper(f): 10:45am On May 26, 2015
earthplus:
Honestly, it was a mistake. I intend to type 1.350m. However, I have made correction. Thank you.
Okay sir. No problem.
Autos › Re: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by kayjasper(f):
themodernman:
If nobody has nothing sensible to say again they should just keep shut....but they be stubborn by continuing to yap about.

They'll surely be no response from me....
Surely you have a big ego and that's a big problem . You dont trust people, and yet you have a very bad interpersonal attitude.

Anyone who is gonna do business with you as someone earlier said is surely going to have a big headache. You seem not to be trustworthy yourself.


Opening this thread initially seemed logical but along the line, with your comments and posts it seems you and your "friends" just want to give Kakakibuy and Fhemmmy a bad name for no reason.
Autos › Re: 2002 Toyota Sienna Xle by kayjasper(f): 8:54am On May 19, 2015
Lollz....earthplus..... Its been long we saw u around the auto section o.

Perhaps That should explain your reason of wanting to sell an 02 Sienna for 2.3 million naira.
#OutOfTouch

Can't stop laughing though.
Technology Market › Re: Apple iphone 5s White/silver by kayjasper(f): 9:54pm On May 16, 2015
imsuboi:
You don't always have to be a _bitch. you know? undecided
Who is this gutter boy?

Did I address you? Or are you the Op's "girlfriend"?

The Op has definitely taken to correction and uploaded the pix as I requested so WTF is your problem?

Stop taking Alomo for another man's backache.

Dont ever quote me again.....for your own good!!
Technology Market › Re: Apple iphone 5s White/silver by kayjasper(f): 9:54pm On May 16, 2015
imsuboi:
You don't always have to be a _bitch. you know? undecided
Who is this gutter boy?

Dont ever quotee me again.....for your own good!!
Business › Re: How To Make N50,000 Every Month Using Your Android Phone by kayjasper(f): 9:52pm On May 16, 2015
chudy144:
I am sorry for repling late. thats because the NL Boot banned me for 2days.
i am free now so can respond to your questions now.

ALSO
its not a must that you must import Fix it Pro. i just used it to explan the business model and that does not mean that you cant import it. just look for products that is very cheap that you can sell for at #1,500.

so you can make more profit.

i still remain my humbleself ctBaba
What's your mode of payment for the products sir?
Or what is the best mode of payment?

Do you Use Nigeria MasterCard to pay online or through bank transfer?
Enlighten us please.


Thanks.
Autos › Re: SOLD! 2 Units Toyota Camry Sport Edition 2011 by kayjasper(f): 7:42am On May 09, 2015
elshanAutos:
Leather seats-3.2m
Fabric seats-2.9m
Thanks
Okay sir.
A bit way above my client's reach.

Thanks all the same.
Technology Market › Re: Apple iphone 5s White/silver by kayjasper(f): 7:39am On May 09, 2015
Pics will be coming soon.... Since almost a week.!!!

We should call to arrange seeing the phone, very funny. Will leave my base and waste money on T.Fare just to come and see some crap phone right?
Maybe u are not ready to sell your phones.
Autos › Re: SOLD! 2 Units Toyota Camry Sport Edition 2011 by kayjasper(f): 9:22pm On May 08, 2015
Please what is the price of both?

Especially the first one with Leather seats.

Reply asap please.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Inspected The Abuja Rail Mass Transit Line (photos) by kayjasper(f): 8:05pm On May 07, 2015
Fuckkk you Mr Jonathan... We are tired of seeing your black ugly face. You represent nothing but a curse to this nation called Nigeria.


Get the Bleep back to your village.


I hate remembering you.!!!
Autos › Re: Do U Need A Car In FCT Abuja? by kayjasper(f): 7:13am On May 04, 2015
aoshea18:
oga oroz!interested in a 2010/2011 toyota corolla with manual transmission. clean nigerian used. budget is between 1m and 1.2m.thanks
Oroz is not an armed robber na;!!!!
Autos › Re: Newly Arrived 2006 Model Honda Accord Toks by kayjasper(f): 10:06pm On May 03, 2015
carmattaz:
available
Interior and engine pictures please!?
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo’s Senior Wife, Kafayat Oyinlola Adeyemi Marks 60th Birthday by kayjasper(f): 10:44am On Apr 27, 2015
Kentrasso:
Is it just me or does the first wife look younger than the celebrant
Well you can say that again.

Olori Lekoto is the face of the Palace.
She is flamboyant and has more influence than any other person in the palace after the King.

So I guess my simple old fashioned grandma wouldn't turn to make up and jewelries after many decades of living a simple lifestyle.

It is well.
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo’s Senior Wife, Kafayat Oyinlola Adeyemi Marks 60th Birthday by kayjasper(f): 10:35am On Apr 27, 2015
Yaaay.....that's my grandma on Nairaland!!!!

grin grin grin


However she is not the first wife.
angry angry angry
Please correct that Lalasticlala.

The woman in between her and Kabiyesi is the first, her name is Olori Adesewa a.k.a Iya Lekoto , the celebrant (my grandma) is the second wife.



Long live you Olori. May we grow to reward you of your selfless service to us your children.

[color=black][size=15pt] Amen. [/size][/color]
Family › Re: Thread For Those Who Are Generally Disliked And Unpopular by kayjasper(f): 7:51am On Apr 24, 2015
Glad you are getting the message now my dear!!!

You shouldbe the President kof this new Association of the disliked.

Even though there are a thousand and one reasons to dislike you in particular, I will leave the stage for others who are disliked for no reasons.


***drops mic****

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