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Education › Re: If U Had A Chance, To Punish Ur Past Sec School Teacher? Who And Why? by kayjasper(f): 4:31am On Jun 23, 2011
hmmm, pry school, miss adeyemo, she keeps farting everyday, the whole class would hear and yet she would blame us for polluting the air, she will beat us everyday.
secondary school, Alh. Kareem, a futher maths teacher, you cant laugh in his class, you must not frown, he comes to class with 3 electricity wires twisted into one, flogs a whole class just because one person didnt get the answer, said we all should have been aborted instead of been born.
Car Talk › Re: Why Is Nissan Murano Becoming Cheap? by kayjasper(f): 4:51am On Jun 21, 2011
[color=#770077][/color]I generally think apart from gear problems and all,its a Nissan thing. Their prices fall realy fast.
Check out xterra,maxima 03 and the likes.
That is not to take anything away from nissan products though.
Nairaland General › What's Your Best Advert On T.v Right Now? by kayjasper(op): 8:10pm On Jun 18, 2011
Have you noticed a lot of companies doing their best to out wit each other in the adverts right now? Which one would you adjudge as your favourite.
As for me the indomie advert with ''mama do good o, you do good'' seems to be the best.
What's yours?
Autos › Re: Mint Registered 2005 Infinity Fx35 For N3m by kayjasper(f): 3:23am On May 13, 2011
Clean and lovely ride, good price too. What realy happened to the dash board? Seems like some chemical must have spilled on it. How readily available is the dashboard in nigeria?
Nairaland General › Re: Name One Annoying Habit Of Your Best Friend by kayjasper(f): 3:57am On May 08, 2011
@ink nerd, lwkmd, a good idea realy.
Nairaland General › Re: Name One Annoying Habit Of Your Best Friend by kayjasper(f): 3:32am On May 08, 2011
he sticks his hand in his nose in public almost every 5 minuites.
Romance › Re: Is Something Wrong With Me? by kayjasper(f): 1:45am On Apr 19, 2011
hmm interesting topic thoughthe most interesting of all this is between WISLET and SAUER shocked shocked shocked shocked who are you? You are just not a bot? grin grin grin grin cheesy i am real,100%
seems like two opposing spirits(the devil talking to an angel) who didnt know the other existed before.
A bit scary dont you think huh huh tongue
Romance › Re: Can U Accept It If Ur Girl Tries To Play Other Guys And She Tells U Its Normal by kayjasper(f): 12:50am On Apr 19, 2011
@toyemz,una get head.
@OP,there is no way she can be doing that without repercussions.
She's tired of you probably. If you cant beat her,join her in the game.
GBAMM!!!!!
Autos › Re: 2010/2008 Toyota Corolla For Sale 2.6 Million Call For Inspection by kayjasper(f): 6:39am On Apr 07, 2011
What do you mean by 2010/2008?
Can you send me more pix of the interior and egine
to goldenken1@yahoo.com.
Have a potential buyer.
Car Talk › Re: Siena: What's D Effect Of Parking A Car For Six Months? by kayjasper(f): 6:29am On Apr 06, 2011
You realy need to get a cover/a garage to put it cos of the effect of sunlight and rain on the colour. You may not necessarily need to remove the tyres for 6months. Loose the battery head if you wont need to ''warm'' the engine like once a week. Cheers.
Autos › Re: PROCESS ALL UR VEHICLE DOCUMENTS, PLATE NUMBER, VEHICLE LIECENCE HERE by kayjasper(f): 6:09pm On Apr 03, 2011
o.k. Will get back to you. Thanks.
Autos › Re: Just Arrived Honda 2007 For Sale by kayjasper(f): 5:44pm On Apr 03, 2011
Will 2million carry this car away first thing tuesday morning?
A serious buyer.
Autos › Re: PROCESS ALL UR VEHICLE DOCUMENTS, PLATE NUMBER, VEHICLE LIECENCE HERE by kayjasper(f): 5:31pm On Apr 03, 2011
Will i get those papers in one day? Reply asap.
Autos › Urgent! In Need Of A White And Light Blue Honda Accord 07 by kayjasper(op): 5:19pm On Apr 03, 2011
If you have the two colours of white and light blue honda 07 please send the pix-interior,engine and exterior to my mail box as i have people on ground who need them by tuesday. Make it on or before tomorrow. Buyers are guaranteed. Thanx.
goldenken1@yahoo.com
Romance › Re: How Do You Know Mr Right? by kayjasper(f): 12:28am On Apr 03, 2011
You know, Mr Right always comes along when you least expect him.
He will always watch-out for you and try to protect you.
He's the man who will cry before you without no ego trips.
He will be eager to meet your family,especially your mum.
Should i continue? grin grin : grin grin
Meanwhile,hoti tima,e-mail me on goldenken1@yahoo.com,have something
to pass across. Cheers.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Sensible Mad Man by kayjasper(f): 2:57pm On Mar 22, 2011

I was driving by one day and when i got to a junction i stopped to check the road well.
There was a mad woman who was sitting there and she burst into laughter.
She said, ah ah, so you no wan die?
I start to smile at her comment and then she said again,
Mad woman dey talk,you dey laugh, idiot.
I wipe the smile from my face and forcefully entered the road, the mad woman kept laughing at me.
Autos › Re: Tokunbo Cars Btw 450,000naira - 5,000,000naira With Number Registration by kayjasper(f): 2:16pm On Mar 14, 2011
Good job Mr Larry.
how much can i get a Nissan Murano 2006 SL model and a Camry 2008 SE model to Lagos inclusive of custom papers?
how many days will it take from day of paynent?
preferrably a wine Murano and a green Camry.
Thanx.
Autos › Re: Camry 99 Going 4 730k by kayjasper(f): 6:52am On Mar 13, 2011
If he has faith he can sell at 350k.
Wake up bro.
Autos › Re: Very Very Mint Registered 2009 Toyota Camry For N2.5m by kayjasper(f): 4:35am On Feb 21, 2011
clean ride no doubt.
How long has it beeen registered?
Autos › Toyota Avalon 06 Needed: Urgent. by kayjasper(op): 11:01am On Jan 26, 2011
Anybody with an 06 avalon please let me
have the pix and price here please.
Very very urgent.
goldenken1@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: Registered 2004/5 Black Nissan Murano Sl For Sale Hurry Now! by kayjasper(f): 3:20pm On Jan 10, 2011
Hey,am seriously looking for what you have here.
Drop me an e-mail today with interior and engine pix.
Reply with your price and how long has it been registered.
goldenken1@yahoo.com
Autos › Urgent: A White Or Black 2006 Murano Needed. by kayjasper(op): 2:31pm On Jan 10, 2011
Anybody with a Pure White or Jet Black Tokunbo Murano SL should please
let me know. Urgent please, money not an issue.
Autos › Re: Car Pimping by kayjasper(f): 1:21pm On Dec 10, 2010
Please brothers,what is the meaning of OVEN-BAKING?
And the kind of a.c R124, Is it the coldest gas around?
Can it work for every car A.C system?
Autos › Re: 3months Reg.camry 08 American Spec Full Option 3.5ltr V6 - N2.2m (08161178354) by kayjasper(f): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2010
mac 5 please can you post more pictures in my e-mail
very urgent as am interested. goldenken1@yahoo.com
VERY URGENT.
Autos › Re: New Golf 4 For Sale! by kayjasper(f): 11:16pm On Oct 22, 2010
Maybe he had too much Tomato in his eyes when he was typing his PRICE, grin grin grin grin
Autos › Re: 2008 Nissan Altima. N2.2m Negotiable. by kayjasper(f): 11:05pm On Oct 22, 2010
please what is the last price you can go for?
Autos › Re: 2007 Camry Se With V6 Engine by kayjasper(f): 1:17pm On Oct 22, 2010
Very lovely ride, how much sir?
Autos › Re: Fairly Used Golf 5 For Sale #750k. by kayjasper(f): 10:06am On Oct 22, 2010
Please can i pay 2 million naira? grin grin grin grin grin
Scrappy Pictures.
Autos › Re: Must Read For Anybody Planning to Buy any Car Now by kayjasper(f): 10:00am On Oct 22, 2010
Nice job you doing Sholasho, please how much will you land a 2007 nissan altima to Lagos, let me know how much the car costs and then your charges, seperately.
Reply asap please,lets work together.
Autos › Re: Unbelievable Price For A Mercedes C 320 Sedan N1.65m by kayjasper(f): 5:38pm On Oct 19, 2010
Better pictures,now people willl be able to see the real beauty of this machine.
happy sales bro.
Autos › Re: 2008 Nissan Altima. N2.2m Negotiable. by kayjasper(f): 4:45pm On Oct 19, 2010
mission ma,its a lovely machine you've got here
The price is also very reasonable.
Happy sales bro,happy sales.

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