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Hahahah bros me sef de fear oh... Make i nor lie... Especially when train de approach union metro... E get one funny Ojuju sound d train de make... Nna ma eye de chook anytime we de approach union metro from anywia oh ... Natty na baba na

NONNYG:
hahahaha, u no see people like Natty wey dey wine & dine with Al Maktoum family, me wey be JJC, i still dey fear if train dey enter underground

God will see u thru bro... Take the plunge ok...na God de help person last last

europe4sure:
i gentle o my broda hoping for the best very soon by the grace of God
God bless your hustle bro

Orh muwa.... But uh pls... Comot the oga biko... What u need sir?

amos4real:
please who is oga kaynine

This one don mad lol... Ooni kor baaleh ni... See Lord of Dubai de use me compare am... Noni na boss for here oooo make una no mind hin modesty

NONNYG:
He's the Ooni of Al sharjah

Baba oooo... Longest time oh hw u de sir

europe4sure:
you wan sabi who kaynine be or you wan ask question about your journey if you wan sabi kaynine den nonny go give you more insight about am but if you get question ask am make experience people answer you
just passing through o !!!!

Na who go book Kenya? Nna na wa u oh... U for ask sha.. Look at ur itinerary... Hw many hours be ur layover lol.... I spent 23hrs in Nairobi airport as layover... And u can't leave the airport... Na so I de buy buy... Man must chop... Thieves... Na dollars dem de accept only for their food court at the airport... Can coke na 3 dollars.... Over 1k naira... Burrito I buy was about 11dollars...it was a terrible experience but if u can endure sha nothing do u... I sha wash am down with Tusker long can beer... Na vex I use buy the beer... 1 can was about 8 dollars... Dem chop us for that Jomo Kenyatta airport...

The thing is speak to the agent you are buying the Kenya ticket from... Tell them if they can put that long layover on ur return ticket....Cos my return layover is supposed to be 2hrs plus I think... But either way u can't escape that 23hrs wait E go gbab u either wen u de go or comeback...

Na emirates boys de fly now insha Allah ... Best u enjoy this life once...

Between the flight from lagos to Nairobi had a quick stop at cotonou... We weren't told this one till we boarded the plane... Stupid ppl... Cotonou airport no b am as it had potholes on the tarmac... Na so plane de dance soukous as we land and d plane was damn small E just be like Ekene dili chukwu luxurious busscar cos my head de almost touch the roof... I tall sha na why... Make i no scare u sha... Enjoy ur flight... Tho no alcohol is served from lagos to Nairobi... But from Nairobi to dubai ud enjoy ur flight cos na the big Boeing 787 dem go use carry u FROM Nairobi go DXB.... And shayo flowed... But the food isn't up to standard sha but manageable... Flexxxxxxx

Alaakoba oshi noni u de mental oh hahaha.. I no get money ooo

NONNYG:
he's the Baba Olowo 1 of Al sharjah

Na Ramadan sure pass... The way I de lick more rest and less work no b here oh

etoman1:
Ramadan sweet jare ..

Abeg who be mahogany85? Did u try to contact me.?

Hahahahaha mad man... Abeg hin nor. Remain oh no come lol

nattybanta:
abeg the person remain the beer and food for tomorow? Cos I like do as him do lol

Hahahah E de ur body dubai king... Nna no errands me de prep for work moro... Off day don kalas

NONNYG:
hahahaha, Ooni of Sharjah, I greet u sir. Any pending errand? Pls me (Abobaku)

Hahahahah weyrey... Abeg keep whistle for pocket like collina collina biko bros lol... No Ruff tackle o... Hw u de man... Dubai prince.. I wan be like u when I grow oh

NONNYG:
u get alcohol license? Make i go blow whistle for Dubai police


I know say e go be either Natty or Samhay

E get person here wey come my house finish my food and beer and E never even tell me guy hw far since E do weekend for ma side... Oya report urself... U know urself

azarenka:
My sincere advice,don't come during Ramadan to look for a job.Apart from offices not opening,the sun can melt ur shoes and even burn your credentials .Instead,gather money and come from September,October,etc.It is easier to get jobs during these months because,some people who ran away during summer may never come back and employers need those spaces to be filled up.
But,if you have already gotten ur visa during Ramadan,then you are left with no choice,come and try your luck.while coming please bring garri and yam.

Bros to be candid this advice is 200% correct... Ramadan here no b am o.. Offices don't open long cos of fasting and Ders low employment rate then.. Ur guy here shoulda advised u better oh... But still come sha.. Ur luck fit shine.. Best u come as Ramadan start so u knw ud sacrifice that 1mnth den be hopeful for July and August... Selah

How una dey it have tey

Dem say February own smoke go de comot we mouth... I saw 17c in sharja today... E sweet me abeg

NONNYG:
Mehn this cold na die

They r all Nigerians bros don't kid urself... Lol.. And a bill will soon be passed banning visa for Nigerians... Like a ban just like they did to Bangladesh people... Let's hope

Bobxin:
I just read the complete news now, they were identified as AFRICANS not Nigerians, it's possible there'd be no Nigerian. Is there hope for us?

Hailings all... How una dey

Ur employment visa is next... Then medicals... Then emirate id biometrics... Den kalas gaan work...

etoman1:
Onyem congrats ooo! biko what's d next phase now that I have thumb printed on my employment contract agreement form

Have no idea bro... Contact wakanow.com I think they do 2 weeks visa things

Sassyp:
Hey bro,how much is the dubai 2weeks visa?

Georgia kee u dia hahahah

nattybanta:
no worry we go enter georgia for xmas since dem don give am bk to u

Nde Lapita lol... Nice one bro congrats... Welcome to the league of extraordinary gentlemen

NONNYG:
I just dey happy like say today na my birthday oooo. My company don return my passport after stamping 2 years residence by immigration

They said holding employee's passport is ILLEGAL.

Emirates ID loading......

Long live LAPITA Autograph, Long live Marriott International, Long live Dubai Parks & Resorts & Long live Mohammed Sheikh Zayed.

Local kwa... U wan make dem carry me go Saudi Arabia stone me to death?

NONNYG:
boss I site you, how work. U & Natty dey reason to marry for here abi, hope say no be local. Maka Ndi gi

Hahahah na so baba.. Nna ehn weather don cool ooo.. Over cool sef... I de reason enta splash month end make i do winter shopping I sight u bro

NONNYG:
Anyone coming to Dubai this period, u no get wahala with weather. Mehn I came in June when 7am be like 1pm for 9ja. Yet I use am dey find job. Dubai experience eeh. But I thank God I left 9ja at the right time

Also another pointer... If u wanna always go to dubai to do ur hunt and you don't wanna pay much on housing my advice is for you to live in Al Nahda Sharja... There's a lot of cheap affordable sharing there. Ajman is cheaper but to get to dubai from ajman na extra cost. U may get a bus but al Nahda go pay u pass... Reason is cos behind Sahara mall in Al Nahda is dubai border. And you can get an rta bus straight to stadium metro station from behind Sahara mall. You get charged 3aed from the bus when u tag in and same 3aed go apply to ur 1st journey on the train provided you don't go too far. Same applies when going back home from dubai. The bus that takes you home from stadium metro charges you nothing cos it still uses the last train charge as same bill.

Hahaha bros no be fight na hian... Oga Jumeirah

NONNYG:
when last you contributed to this thread?

Orh chukwu NE nye maadu aka nwanne... If u get a good person to do ur visa with flight just de budget like 600k...coukdnbe less sha... Cos dollar na James Bond now... But look well sha.. No go enta konga.. Hw u dey

galantjoe:
op. do u know how much it will cost me to process my document and flight. nyere nwanne gi aka

Bro to be honest me nor know oh... Cos this one dollar don de do like Chuck Norris so... Sha sha sha visa and flight fit lick u a lil over 500k...3mnths rent like 200k...depends wia u see to live sha could be less... Then upkeep depends on u... 1m go do the job sha cos to be honest uae isn't cheap... Don't be fooled. Beer here na 5aed Gin na 25 to 30aed...if u no be shayo man den no worry u r safe.. Thanks bro na God o... No be my power samsam.... Hw u dey nau

europe4sure:
baba kay ! am really happy for you o because anytime i remember your story e dey always ginger my swagger
abeg like how much you go advice make one hold come u.a.e this kind time for sustainance before one get work

Hahahahahaha baba oooooo Nna me sef de find advice on that one ooo I de find wife oh for here lol... Natty u de mad oh lol Kai abeg if u get the advice share oooo

nattybanta:
please guru i need ur advise, is it possible to get married in uae? if yes , how is it done.

Na train sure pass if u love ur wallet... I sha know from as far as Etisalat (green line) down to nakheel or ibn battuta metro (red line) no go pass 15aed to and fro....taxi na die cos extra charges de wen u enta and wen u drop... Eg if u enta cab in dubai and u de go dubai fare starts from 5aed...and when u drop dem go add 1.5 or so to the charge... In sharja it's 3aed ur fare starts from and if the journey ends at 8 or so dem go still bill u 11.50...uae taxi is crazy make oga gocci elaborate... Na train sure.... If ur waka na dubai... Hope dis helps

icedbreez:
Is January, February a good time to job hunt in UAE? And the job hunting na on leggedisbenz or train and taxi? A brief story of how u get past all those Indians to get ur job will be helpful too, Thanks.

Hw una dey... I don enta uae soil well de germinate... Any questions u need to ask go ahead... I can help with the little I have seen here this past 7months living and working here... Uae isn't a bed of banga and starch... But it's better than Nigeria sha when it comes to work and earning... No where is easy... So don't think you are coming to lick milk and honey here, u have to work and pray hard... Nonny and others here can testify...

And my advice, you can never get an ok job with all this direct employment (it depends maybe before but not these days sha) .... It's a waste of time effort and money... Come on a 3mnths visa and look for your job yourself... U needn't pay any stupid agent to get a job here when on ground. I got my job myself, so did nonny and others alike... All na aduurah... God bless us all as we forge ahead.. Its my off day so I have time to respond to any questions.... Chukwu Gozie unu...

Nice one Nonny