₦airaland Forum

Jetleeee:
Indian officials: Obukokwo, how many countries have you developed so far?

Hardworking developer:

https://i.imgur.com/lJb8wgy.jpg

LMAO! I would love to buy you 3 bottles of BIG STOUT in real life one of these days...make u come make me and my friends laugh.

Beamborla:
Love love love... Until you love yourself, don't look for love.

Well, it is easy for you to say.

Olubee22:
I feel like hugging you right now(sisterly hug ni o) . I seriously don't like the part where they keep saying "you will get married someday and your husband will be the one to bear the burden" . kilode ,must I be a liability ? It is a must o, I must get there !

That's the spirit. There are not too many Nigerian girls that think like this.

Beamborla:
A great piece but I strongly disagree that this is peculiar to guys alone.

No it isn't. But guys feel it the most. A broke guy can't even have a girlfriend in this country. He can't even have love. Imagine that for a second. At least a struggling girl can still experience love.

Benz4pimp:
Sorry,I disagree with the age bracket linked to the post!!!It all depends on how fast you learn about life,some experienced that phase in their 23-28,some did in their 30's,some are still struggling with it in there 40's.......write same epistle with another age group,peeps will still comment and tell u they r going through same......went through within 4-2 years ago and I am not in that age bracket!!!

I feel you. I went through the stage from around 29-35. I am just getting out of it now. IT WAS HELL ON EARTH. Much worse than what OP wrote about. Have you gone 4 days without food before? I will write a book about it soon. 7 Years in the Wilderness.

QueenSuccubus:



Kayo80 isn't that we discussed on ur thread about suicide last night?

Yup! Nice write-up by OP.

yomalex:
You should have type same to google search GTBINGLA

Thanks.

graphiti:
NNE,
I don't get it o.
Is d news fake (by default) because it was 'cast' in d east, and ..........

You have names and addresses there nah?!

If a region orher than east been mentioned, would u have waved it aside with much gusto?

Your mind is made up in leaving d ''zoo'' shey?
You"ll be surprised how many "zoo-gerians" really want u to have ur "kingdom".

Its d politcians- at d top (due d free oil money/greed) that vreally want a " united Nigeria". The middle-class/common masses don't give a hoot!

Moreover, to show that u are [b]really serious about D's secession issh, I'll suggested that,instead of flocking every nook and cranny if d zoo ( abuja , Lagos etc), whyvnot move back in droves to ur enclaves. By so doing, we know u mean business.
#u~cant~eat~ur~cake~and~have~it![/b]

GBAM!!!

charlesdun42:
OP this your post long sha

That's an understatement. It can be compared to a bottomless pit. lol! But I enjoyed it though.

Please, who knows GT Bank's IBAN/Swift Code? I knew it a few years ago when I was filling out information for my Google Adsense payment options, but now I want to do the same for my Draft2Digital book sales payment option, I can't remember how I got it back then. Does anyone know the Swift Code or IBAN for GT Bank?


Thanks in advance.

maybe she is 42 and mixed up those things she is holding up.

adorablepepple:
Because there are lot of evidence against him e.g
#The pics of his average penis that is yet to be released.
#his passport
#bank statement
#the various hotels
# Call records
# the look on his face when he saw her booby

So true.

Eketem:
Google is your friend. Case is already in court:



Stephanie Otobo, the 23 year-old lady who claimed that Apostle Johnson Suleman had a romantic affair with her, was docked on Monday in Lagos.

She was docked at a Tinubu Chief Magistrates’ Court, and accused of conspiracy, blackmail, threat to life and an intent to steal.

She was charged along with a 43 year-old, man identified as Wisdom Godstime.



The prosecutor, M. A Animashaun, informed the court that the defendants and others at large committed the alleged offence on February 14, 2017, at about 10:30am, at Police College, Ikeja Lagos.

NAN.ng.
http://punchng.com/stephanie-otobo-charged-with-blackmail/

Okay. Great.

subtlemee:
Your guess is as good as mine...at the court more cans of worms will pop open as evidences

Exactly! No religious sentiment in court. Everything would be based on evidence. He needs to just settle out of court and make the whole thing go away...but he is doing strong head. lol!

I keep wondering why Apostle Suleman is scared to go to court. A woman (Stephanie Otobo) accused you of having a secret affair with her and terminating her pregnancy without her knowledge; this is defamation of character. The woman has continually given the police the go ahead to investigate all her claims, but the Apostle keeps using his influence and power as a pastor to handle the matter, without going to court to handle it properly. Why is he scared to go to church?


Some time last week, he prophesied that Stephanie Otobo would confess within 48 hours, but we still haven't heard any confessions from the lady. Then he went and got the girl's mother to confess that her daughter lied against him, even though there is a an audio recording on Youtube where the woman said she has met the man before with her daughter, but that she is being harassed by the police and people from the man's church and she just wants everything to die down because of the embarrassment she is facing in the market.

Why all these funny moves by the Apostle? Why not face the main issue, and take the girl to court?

sarrki:
Africans are there own problems


The god of men Swindle you with your hard earned money


use it for 3somes and other oloshos

Buy tokunbo cat for little few


Suleman is a mega fraudster

He is a master con-artist. He is good with his format sha. lol!

sarrki:
suleiman give 100

it does not remove the fact that you are a fraudster

GBAM! He is trying to buy his way out of the whole controversy surrounding him.

0b10010011:



Staged play!


It's hurts to believe Apostle Suleman and his publicist believe sane Nigerians re falling for this gimmick?

It's too childish, wack, lame and dumb

It's sad but some have already fallen for it. Very sad how religion can blind some people.

QueenSuccubus:
Well I have a very close friend way back in highschool...her persona is unpredictable..she committed suicide by cutting the pulse in her wrist with a knife which I find it painful as well...

Well I guess due to the depression these ppol feel and being so hopeless , one thing they will ignore is the pain...

Word! They are already going through pain they perceive is greater than the short pain they will feel as they take their ow lives, so that pain is not frightening to them

QueenSuccubus:



I am still pondering tho...

Why a lot of ppol who committed suicide chose to hang themselves? I mean this is the most brutal and painful they can do ever to themselves.. i juz cant imagine the pain of strangling ur own self

Exactly! Although I have been suicidal in the post, I never thought about the option of hanging myself as the best way to go. That was scary to me. I kinda also find it funny that people say people that commit suicide are cowards. Do people know the guts it takes to kill ones self?

I had a friend on Nairaland back in 2013. We used to always talk about how we would end our depression. He was suicidal and would go out to get drugs that would help out, and tell me everything. One day on BBM, he put up a PM that he was going to kill himself. He said he wasn't the first and wont be the last. I was with a girl and thought I would reach out to him after the girl left. When I did, it was too late. I didn't get any response. Then 3 weeks later, a girl started using his BBM. She told me she was his sister and that they found him hanging from his room's ceiling fan three weeks ago. The news hit me hard. I could have saved the dude, but I didn't believe he was actually going to do it.

....

It takes a person that has experienced true love to write a compelling romance novel. It takes someone that knows a lot about stocks to write a book about stocks. It takes...Hope you get my drift? The reason I was moved to write this article is because when ever a new suicide case pops up, the people closest to the person that killed himself/herself always say things like, 'Tommy could never kill himself; there has to be some foul play behind this.' 'He was so happy. Why did he kill himself.' 'We didn't see any signs.'



The truth is, there are always signs. No one ups and kills himself without having shown tendencies of doing so before. Sometimes it might be one big damaging event that might make them commit suicide. Or, it might be overwhelming accumulated problems which caused the depression, which later led to suicide. Either case, there are always signs before hand. No matter how subtly the signs might be, they always leave signs along the way. The person might show majority of the signs below, or just one or two signs, but I am positive any suicidal person would show at least one of the 10 signs listed below. If you could recognize them in a friend or family member, you could save a life.




1. Anger
Someone getting angry over little things is a clear sign that that person is most likely fighting an internal battle. Look deeper, and the person might be depressed and fighting suicidal thoughts.



2. They Show Little Enthusiasm to Life
When you notice someone doesn't get enthusiastic about life anymore. Nothing excites him or her, even the things that once excited them.





3. They Joke About it Repeatedly to Someone Close to Them
Suicidal people are not depressed all the time. There are times they are in happy moods, and in this state, they might joke to someone close to them that they would commit suicide and end it all. If this happens one time, it might not be that serious. But if this happens repeatedly; that's a red flag right there.



4. Withdrawal from Friends and Family
When someone suddenly withdraws from friends and family, and becomes a loner, it can be a sign that the person just had a paradigm shift and is trying to figure himself/herself out. Or, it can mean, the person is thinking of how worthless his/her life is, and how there is no use sticking around.



5. Persistent Mood Swings
They are high, and then the next minute they are low. They laugh a lot and even make a lot of people laugh, this is mostly because they unconsciously don't want people to experience the depressed state they are in. But on some days they are a shadow of themselves and moody as hell. This is another red flag.



6. Purposelessness
When you notice someone no longer has purpose in life, and he or she is just drifting through life, you should be wary.



7. Repeated Cases of Drinking to Stupor
When you are depressed and suicidal, you are at the bottom of the happiness spectrum. And because liquor makes you feel good temporarily, a depressed or suicidal person gets lost in the euphoria of leaving his dark state and doesn't know when to stop taking the happy juice.



8. They Leave Cryptic Messages on their Social Network Accounts
Most time, they leave cryptic messages on their Facebook or Twitter on how they really feel. They might re-tweet a Tweet about suicide, or subtly leave a message about how suicidal they feel.



9. Recklessness
Since most of them feel they are not going to be around long anyway (because they have been contemplating suicide), they sometimes live a reckless lives. Drink too much. Experiment with all sorts of drugs. Have unprotected sex. Drink and drive. Drive at alarming speed. ETC.



10. Lack of Self Care
They are too depressed to think of personal hygiene, or how they dress. Life is now meaningless to some of them, so why live. And so, they think less of how they look.


http://outoftheordinary101..com.ng/2016/07/10-signs-of-someone-who-may-be-suicidal.html

Congrats to him

logica:
Starting small. Don't despise humble beginnings.

LMAO!

lammsohiman:
even ladies ma don join dis insults...........nairaland why

lol! Tell the igbos to call a truce and stop insulting other tribes at every chance they get as if they are perfect. You shouldnt throw stones if you live in a glass house.

Ugosample:
It's a good development


But why wait till now @CBN?

But thank God sha, they have woken up from their cluelessness

They waited till now so as to save up enough dollar...so that they can then flood the market with dollar consistently till it automatically starts to drop.

javijabor1:
Bloggers go dey cry now.

lol! Well, it's still a win. I had been hoping to sell my small $100 dollars which i would get paid next month for 50k, but the way things are going i would be lucky to get 25k for it when i get it on April 21st. But i am happy things are getting better in the country.

jagorinho:
you deserve indomie hungry man pack!!! when you now beat them at their own game they will start forming victim mentality.

EXACTLY!

And by the way, how did you know that i like Indomie Hungry Man pack?

DollarAngel:
MODS needs to stop being partial or tribalistic, why are you removing my gifs without removing others own

Because yours are off point...maybe u can post them in a thread that has to do with the tribe you are dissing, or at least related to the topic of discussion.

tydi:
All I see is a forum called nairaland turning into a Tribalist pit!!!

Leaders of tomorrow my foot.

One tribe started it. They thought they had monopoly of insult till they pushed the other tribe to the wall...now they are having a taste of their own medicine. It hurts them more cos the other tribe is funnier and more creative with insults.

Why did Waje pack her boobs up like that?

Fine man